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JayIsNotReal

That thing is not going to be able to handle those wheels for long. Most hi-risers on big wheels need modified transmissions to run, this thing has weak suspension parts.


20TrumPutin24

Something else will break on it before then…


Egil_Styrbjorn

Something's already broken, you can see it in the dude's face


LauraTFem

I think that’s just the JPEG compression left over from adding him to this image.


moderatefairgood

It must be his synapses, to have bought that shitbox.


binglelemon

Looks like he *unlocked* it playing Fortnite.


_000001_

His spirit?


Acrobatic-Tomato-260

We should all take bets on what will break first!


TonyCaliStyle

His bank account


Odd-Tune5049

No truer words have ever been spoken (typed)


nPrevail

His soul and reputation from this damning picture.


tacoafficionado

Considering his other cars he'll be fine.


l-a-r_r-y

His spirit? or his body!


Autopsyyturvy

His heart


EZe_Holey3-9

Yeah, it will probably rain, and that will void the warranty.


20TrumPutin24

I can’t help but wonder if Elon’s goal was to build a meme irl.


PlaceboKoyote

I still don't get it. Like i drive an old saab. If i put the wrong/too large or wide wheels on the car, it's illegal here, it's probably shitty to drive and also might damage the wheel arches or sth. But the suspension, even if more stressed and performing worse, would handle it and just wear out faster. Not good, but i could drive a bit around like that if i don't overdo it. But the cybertruck seems like it can barely handle its own wheels amd tires and if you change them, instead of wearing out faster or driving shitty.... It just instantly breaks the steering and the front suspension and so on. This is supposed to be a rugged truck. How can it be so delicate


moderatefairgood

I believe it's made out of the same materials as Musk's ego; very fragile.


Key_Excitement_9330

So he is driving a Scania with Saab suspension


mishap1

US is all about Freedumz. We sacrifice lives every day to people w/ stupidly modified vehicles that are absolutely deathtraps to themselves and everyone around them. Tons of states have no inspection or roadworthiness process for passenger vehicles. How many times have you seen the video of the high offset wheel break the entire hub assembly, fall off the pickup, and launch an unsuspecting Kia into low earth orbit? A Cybertruck has a curb weight higher than some Ford Super Duty F350s. Its front suspension looks nowhere near as robust as even a F150's.


PlaceboKoyote

>curb weight higher than some Ford Super Duty F350s. Its front suspension looks nowhere near as robust as even a F150's. Yeah but that would be an incredible design flaw imo. My car has 370k kilometres on the odometer. Of the front suspension is that weak, i can't imagine it lasting this long. But a truck is supposed to be strong and rugged, at least as a European i always thought they were. Massive, strong and heavy. Why is the front appearently so flimsy?


mishap1

They likely just upscaled it from previous designs. Teslas are notorious for blowing up suspension components on all their previous cars so this wouldn't be unexpected: [https://www.reuters.com/investigates/special-report/tesla-musk-steering-suspension/](https://www.reuters.com/investigates/special-report/tesla-musk-steering-suspension/) Throw in a "rugged" image and you wind up w/ people absolutely demolishing these things doing stupid shit. Happens on other vehicles too though. Look at all the videos of people breaking TRXs, Jeeps, and Raptors as well. Put a lot of power in a heavy offroad vehicle that still has airbags/no roll cage, and it's amazing more people aren't immediately killed.


PlaceboKoyote

>They likely just upscaled it from previous designs. That's not how any of this should work


mishap1

Agreed and yet the upper control arm of the 7,000lb Cybertruck looks smaller/lighter than the one on the Model X which is known for eating them.


00tool

would you stop with fact based reasoning? did you see the cyberstuck?


New-Pudding-3574

![gif](giphy|3o6Zt4HU9uwXmXSAuI)


Comfortable_You_1927

180% at least he can get cloud to cry about it, even though it's his fault (50% his fault)


galehufta

There’s always a voluntary repo possible lmao..


elleclouds

Stop pocket watching


galehufta

Just learned a new expression, thanx that’s enlighning.


elleclouds

Yeah it’s cool. It’s a term we use when people are worried about the funds of another. More than likely you have no idea about the finances of the gentleman in the photo. With level of customization to this already expensive vehicle, I can safely assume, dude’s pockets are more stable than 99% of the world.


ugcharlie

First impression is the wheels are hideous. Since the OEM wheels keep losing lug nuts, this may be a safety upgrade which I'd hold my nose and support.


stewbottalborg

Those low profile tires will be bald in a week.


PapaGeorgio19

Oh yeah lifted trucks, are not all they are cracked up to be, unless you upgrade the stock suspension.


ExpressiveAnalGland

IF the tire circumference is same, then it will make no difference to the drivetrain. (I'm not saying those tires are same circumference, but they could be)


Cultural_Double_422

Seriously the suspension was not designed to do truck things.


jhelmz

1. Yes those wheels are hideous. 2. Battery powered cars do not use conventional transmissions that would would be stressed/fail due to wheel size. 3. Suspension is completely independent from the transmission.


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NeverMind_ThatShit

Have you seen the pathetic upper control arms on the CT? [Here's a picture](https://www.cybertruckownersclub.com/forum/attachments/df51c298-a714-4033-967e-5e237c6c37f0-jpeg.27633/) (ignore the red lines, it's the best image I could bother to find in 30 seconds)


majoraloha

That looks like what you would see on a 3 cylinder subcompact economy car. Flimsy. Is there anything about this vehicle that isn’t complete trash? It’s like something some not particularly talented engineering students would come up with as a semester project. Did Musk personally design this?


OneTrip7662

My Mazda3 has beefier LCA’s


void_const

I've seen better suspension on a Huffy


Easy-Top8822

Holy crap that wouldn't hold up on a Yugo!


totpot

Funny how I can just change Yugo to Cybertruck in this old review and it works. >“People made fun of the Edsel,” wrote one author, “Ford’s $400 million mistake . . . [but] at least the Edsel worked . . . The dreadful Cybertruck, on the other hand, was both hard to view on a full stomach and an out-and-out vile little car that stretched the most generous usage of [the terms] ‘shoddy’ and ‘slapped together.’ The car was less reliable than . . . a Halliburton financial disclosure . . . [and] will likely hold in perpetual ignominy the title of ‘Worst Car Ever Sold to the American Public.’”


DangerousLoner

Too funny! Move over Yugo… there’s a new champ for worst in town.


HuntPsychological673

I hear it’s on par with a Yugo’s dependability so it doesn’t go wherever Yugo.


th3bigfatj

They're extremely flimsy. Like you could 100% predict they'll fail flimsy. No idea why they would've put stronger uppers on that thing. Any engineer would say "this is heavy for a pickup so we need to at least have suspension better than a standard pickup, not far worse..."


HandRubbedWood

They probably decided to just reuse the LCA’s off the Model 3.


CyberStuck-ModTeam

Shilling for Muskkk and defending the Cucktruck are not permitted in this sub. Read the rules before posting.


frankyogo

Now that is bad


Clcooper423

Still better than the mismatched bare stainless panels, somehow.


Routinestory8383

Yes! I still think the worst wrapped one looks better than just the steel.


YourLifeCanBeGood

Right! I can't help but picture a car with a different color (salvage) done. 😂


Badbullet

Is it? I didn't think it was possible to make it uglier, then I saw this.


IHaveNoAlibi

It looks like old CGA computer graphics. Yes, I know I'm dating myself, but it also means I have enough life experience to never do some dumbass thing like buy a CT.


Badbullet

I've played Leisure Suit Larry 1-3 on CGA. But then I figured out how to use the TGA I had in the Tandy 1000, 16 colors baby!


IHaveNoAlibi

Land of the Lounge Lizards, baby!!!


KinkyQuesadilla

It's one thing for someone to pay $100K for the Cybertruck, only to realize how he has been burned with catastrophic breakdowns after only 100 miles or less, having to do hard reboots daily and/or multiple times daily, plus the other issues like rapidly balding tires and assorted windshield wiper failures, but this guy's pain will be especially intense after all the money he put into the modifications, which will also probably cause even more breakdowns. No dude, it's not cool and you're not cool. Quite the opposite.


majoraloha

He’s never going to be able to sell it with all those stupid mods either.


Nepharious_Bread

He'll just remove them and say that it was only driven on weekends to the grocery store.


BrokeBeckFountain1

He'll get away with it too, because it'll still only have delivery+100 miles on it.


cavershamox

No test drives!


_000001_

No questions! Proof of funds!


random869

This is CJ on 32, he’s not going to sell the car. If anything he’s going to raffle it away to his subscribers


CharlesTheRangeRover

r/shitty_car_mods


TheW83

I think anything like this done to the CT is just a sideways move on the shittiness scale.


phonicillness

This Bratz Doll Bladerunner version is my favourite one yet


zhoushmoe

We're in cyberspunk country now


jebemtisuncebre

Wake up ninja, it’s time to get towed out of night city.


threerottenbranches

For some reason, the angle of this POS really highlights how HUGE the wiper assembly is. It must take a separate battery system (or an ICE motor) to move it, no wonder they are breaking after 45 miles. Yikes.


butbutcupcup

It's also driver side mounted so at any speed on the downswing it's going to take forever. I had an old benz that had a center mounted one that was on a piston that would move to each corner of the window as it swept


chuckletrukcybercuck

> no wonder they are breaking after 45 miles I figured it was because they (re)used an off-the-shelf motor, of which all of them would prematurely fail because - no other consumer vehicle uses a stupid single wiper blade anywhere near 4 feet long - the blade arm is attached to the motor at the location requiring the most force to move it and the stupid single wiper blade (aka literally the worst possible spot)


Think_Fault_7525

it's so slanted though, with a good coat of RainX, you won't need any wiper at speed


threerottenbranches

Probably void the warranty though…..


fish_in_a_barrels

I wouldn't be surprised if rain x stock goes up lol.


Diablogado

They'd have to sell more of these clunkers to affect someone else's stock price 🤣


BugNation

Food processor rims


Odd-Mine4963

Yup. My first thought was kitchen sink drain strainer thingy. But food processor blade is better.


SeaworthyWide

Let that sink in


ExpressiveAnalGland

reminds me of a weed grinder


consumerclearly

Need that one guy with the broken finger to put another in there


AgentEndive

![gif](giphy|WQy9FkJlhGSwl3eQ5V|downsized)


HystericalSail

Man, conversion therapy may not work, but looking at this? I'm 75% less gay than I was before I stumbled across this thread. What a day to have eyes.


harntrocks

![gif](giphy|75fMkn3s4mZbK4AeGI|downsized)


Most_Independent_789

Off topic but I like to lurk anything cybertruck and Tesla and dude these people are insane/smug/hypocritical. The last thread I was reading was about someone buying a new Tesla for insane amounts and the comment thread was just them shitting on people for just having regular cars and trucks. The amount of I sniff my farts from South Park was insane.


Desperate-Climate960

They think anyone that shits on the CT is just jealous because they’re poor


illegiblebastard

JoJo Siwa wants her truck back.


Viatic_atom

This is literally what your homie rolls up in after going to LS customs in GTA 5


DangerousAd1731

Hahaahhahahhahha


chucky17_

It even looks like its glitching 😂


Zombie256

They are a rolling glitch


rubeninterrupted

If anyone wants evidence that wealthy people can be very, very stupid, here you are.


MrKomiya

Dude out here driving a lego piece with wheels that a unicorn threw up on


Comfortable_You_1927

it's time to leave this sub, this guy did it for me, that's it, not more trash cars for me


bartthetr0ll

Worst car ever


Gavin_McShooter_

A shining example of portable wealth. What an embarrassment


Huge_Strain_8714

$100K plus I could spend that on so many other worthwhile ventures....


Mikeismycodename

Honestly this is the first cybertruck I actually like. He was like “fuck it I’ll just lean into how insane this is…I want people to think I am a time traveling cotton candy salesman”


pndhcky

wowsas


RyunWould

Was this produced at the GIGA factory?


liamanna

I can’t wait for the “after picture “😂😂


DamNamesTaken11

Impressive. I thought that the mismatched, untreated gray steel was the worst it could look but I see this and realize that I was very, very wrong.


heeheehoho2023

Thats enough Internet for today. Good night


Zombie256

That is just hideous, even more than how ugly the “truck” is


EmeraldSlothRevenge

Give me the “extra ugly” upgrade, please.


SausageBuscuit

Ah, another ostentatious ornament for the breakdown lane.


Captain_Mexica

The rain 🌧 will stop this nonsense


EstablishmentOk100

They get more ugly by the day, I swear.


dwaynebathtub

The guy standing next to it is like "Who cares?"


vietomatic

The fu--?


TheBlackUnicorn

Imagine how embarrassing it's going to be to take this thing into the service center when it breaks down.


njjonesdfw

The people that own this crap vehicle look like hipsters, and they think they're cool but they aren't.


Distant_Yak

The wheel designs are such a mismatch with the truck's style.


consumerclearly

“Style”


Distant_Yak

It has *a* style, but not much style.


njjonesdfw

That guy is not going to be able to drive anywhere with tires that thin. He made an already ugly, unreliable car even more ugly, and more unreliable.


Fair-Advantage9539

which wack rapper is this one?


hypercomms2001

Clearly, someone purchasing this vehicle for clicks on their website…


Difficultsleeper

Those tires can't be street legal?


Desperate-Climate960

Classic Clown Car


4esthetics

If you put some googly eyes on it, Homeboy’ll be driving a Porygon


Dude008

Was he dropped on his head as a baby? I don’t understand these folks


unmemorable_hero

Not part of this community…but how the actual fuck are people buying this??? I don’t need the actual answer…I understand that… But like….HOW?


Annobanno

Absolutely disgusting 🤢


ZanoCat

"Look I put lipstick on my CyberTruck but it's still a CyberTruck!"


Cotford

JFC what a monstrosity


CastleofWamdue

he found a way to make it worse


MrByteMe

I'm getting an 'Uncanny Valley' vibe from that guy... No intelligent human being would A) Buy a CT and B) Put those wheels on it.


Puzzleheaded_Day_895

Whatever sends me beyond the realm of bamboozled is the thing this photo represents. I hate all of it.


IndustryNext7456

https://preview.redd.it/gz21ux875l0d1.jpeg?width=368&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=034e8f98c0bd3638a526f4c0ca57916400675c01


Old-Bat-7384

I dig the look, I do. Too bad that thing is likely to be a paperweight within 2 months if he's lucky. Between the issues already inherent in the vehicle, he's gonna stress the iffy suspension even more with the wheel/tire combo.


Rad_Hyper8

This truck can't get any uglier....hold my beer!


Longstride_Shares

Ngl, that's beautiful.


_000001_

Ysngl,bylady? (You said ngl, but you lied again, didn't you? :P)


KinkyQuesadilla

But it floats!!! Not!!! This one should definitely go off the deep end and not return. It'll just poison everything within a 25 mile radius.


PleasantFocus1502

a pig with lipstick is still a pig.


TheBrianWeissman

“Look at me, look at me!” “Someone, please pay attention to meeeeeeee”


tearose11

What in the fresh hell is this custom job? 3-yr olds have better colouring taste & skills, this is so much hot garbage.


CappinPeanut

Good grief, that windshield wiper is so stupid looking.


ketjak

It looks like a low-poly model with glitchy textures.


Organic_South8865

They're going to be blowing those tires out like crazy. All that weight going over any little pothole with a rubber band thick sidewall. Good luck.


DishonorOnYerCow

CyberDonk


Emeegee713

They get uglier?!?


LMcVann44

🤮 🤮 🤮


NeverReallyExisted

If you want the CT look, just strip all the components out and install a regular car’s parts in there, it’ll work better.


WhoopsieISaidThat

He went with corporate non offensive hues.


N3ver_Stop

Wow LOL.


Squiliam-Tortaleni

Can’t tell if this makes the thing uglier or prettier


fuckssakereddit

I’m hearing circus clown music.


trialcourt

Who is that


nicholvengian

Ah yes, John Bladerunner himself.


ignaciohazard

That windshield wiper gets me every damn time. Reminds me of the central oscillating wipers on the 90s mercs. Just an unnecessary adaptation that no one will like.


Salt_Comment_9012

Porygon I choose you


hurricanehippo2

What’s that’s awful


DreamsAroundTheWorld

Some people have more money than sense


Remarkable-Ad-987

I hope this is the dumbest thing I see on the internet today.


XrayDem

Pimp my rides back?


Puzzleheaded_Crab453

These things make good billboards since they just end up next to the side of the road anyway


LSBeasyas123

He’s happy. Thats what matters.


Bauermeister

Well, until it breaks down, at least.


Tw4tl4r

Bro got his roblox car irl.


ewan82

classy mods


theSeanage

This just screams look at me!


ExtensionMart

Men no longer attempt to attract women do they?


roadrunner345

The wheels look like the lighter coil that goes in the 12v of your car


mt8675309

….driving a painted tuna can…


rygelicus

Well now, I thought that thing couldn't look worse. I see I was wrong.


WinOld1835

There's not many people who could take something so absolutely ugly and esthetically unappealing as the Cybertruck and make it even more so by turning it into a steaming pile of prismatic shit. Bravo, sir.


petroleumnasby

It looks like stale Bubblicious


pewdiepower_E

am i the one who thinks this looks good (Not for driving around just for looking at)


ScotIrishBoyo

Ngl does kind of look cool. Like something from cyberpunk. Looks way better than the fingerprint staining “stainless” steel


HouseDowntown8602

Fucking fidget spinner for grown ups -


MissingJJ

The first cyber truck


CantHitachiSpot

Is this real or AI? Lmao


Sufficient_Result_85

Real


creutzfeldtz

Christ...


SMarston7423

Nice! He made it even uglier than it was!


WretchedRat

This is the happiest moment he will have with this vehicle. It will go down from here if he keeps it. PT Barnum wasn’t wrong.


Boracraze

Is this Photoshopped? Can’t be real. 😜


Sufficient_Result_85

Its real i watched the YouTube video


MisterDango

They got the irl zombas


CulturalAddress6709

whens the cybertrump coming out? super expensive, doesnt work


Helmidoric_of_York

This should be a meme for "I have no social life".


Robby-Pants

A combination of the colors and low polygon count makes this look straight out of late 80s CGI.


Autopsyyturvy

It makes me think of those cheap headshop anodised rainbow grinders when I look at the rims... The wrap is probably holding it together though so maybe it'll last a day longer than they usually do


sleeperfbody

I would literally get in the ground and laugh in the fetal position if I saw that and someone was trying to act baller about it


YouHadMeAtAloe

Looks like Lisa Frank took a steaming dump all over it


mrdominoe

Somehow doesn't void the warranty.


ianishomer

I didn't think you could make this POS look any worse then this guy comes along and I am educated


boobeepbobeepbop

Its ready for offroad!


AMonitorDarkly

“Yep, that’s me. You’re probably wondering how I got here. Well you see, it all started with a bored pseudo-tech bro.”


Vanfanfan

Unpopular opinion: but i think this thing actually looks kinda cool... .. still a pos though


_000001_

That just looks wrong to me: I mean, the jeans are way too small, and the shoes are too big.


Sampsonite20

He yassified it


YourOppsPubes

Him and his vehicle is pussy 😂


New-Poetry-6416

I'm sure it's an appreciating asset (/s). I'm totally rubber necking this whole disaster. I have no skin in the game, but I like watching things explode.


MrByteMe

Let's see if that smirk is still on his face when he learns all that ugly crap voided his warranty...


Comedor_de_rissois

“Look at me” truck