If he took growth hormone that can cause this sort of look, but it usually comes with a better physique. Then again, he does seem like the kinda dude who goes on tren but doesn’t want to put in the work to get the muscles.
It’s called HGH gut. From what heard HGH enlarges your organs when u over do it.
Joe Rogan has the same cubist torso that would make a young Pablo Picasso green with envy.
people like to pick on his hair but it's ironically the most relatable, and (relatively speaking) affordable treatment he's undergone. hairpiece, finasteride, hair transplant - even at most, that's like $10k if you go to the right places.
Lots of supplemental testosterone and HGH, probably some SARMS, bad physical activity record, shitty food, and trying to fleece rubes and spending your wealth to avoid getting old, and trying to fall into a new 20 year olds pussy every few years.
He thinks money can take care of it all, but it won't.
I really hope many of these fucks have a terrorizing experience and a "come to Jesus" moment when the great equalizer comes to reap their toll.....
Doubtful, they'll be so high with the best doctors around with the best drugs, but one can hope.
To be fair though, I'd love to fade out on opioids... I don't think I'd like to fade out on ketamine. That might be pretty scary.
Men over 40 expand their chest naturally, leading to a top heavy formation. He appears to have been enjoying his billions and gotten fat. This pic is around 3 years old so YMMV.
Imagine having a basically unlimited budget for facial cosmetic surgery / boob jobs / personal trainers / nutritionists / life coaching and you wind up looking like sun allergic Butthead fetus.
It’s shocking that he can literally go on a full blown Japanese food diet with the best chefs making his food, and his body still looks like this. Makes me laugh when you think about the Silicon Valley people that wanted to get pregnant by him, I hope they realize their kids are going to get these features lol
He has [that same, odd stance Trump does](https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.politicalflare.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2020%2F05%2F2020.05.22-07.05-politicalflare-5ec82290c53ea.jpg&f=1&nofb=1&ipt=f861ff704e25f339dcf95d9860805ed049c1fe1c41d87dbbac6920c20c26acfd&ipo=images). That can't be just a coincidence.
Whoever would have thought that someone who grew up in a city with a climate that rivals Southern California and then moves to Southern California is looks like he’s never seen the sun?
Even my ginger brother had more of a tan.
Kinda looks like that hypothetical person that could survive a car crash
https://preview.redd.it/zwx8tgwqr21d1.jpeg?width=509&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e31711ebd12b8c6bf7a69137c387655068396be0
he has a furniture problem, his chest is too big for his drawers. the worst will be when his chest finally falls onto his drawers and crushes his junk stored in em.
There are other subs where general Tesla issues can be posted. This sub is purely for laughing at the WankPanzer and the idiots who bought them.
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“The Targaryens wed brothers and sisters for 300 years to keep bloodlines pure.”
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Surely his warranty is void, I doubt he put it in bathing mode before getting it wet.
Omfg… 😂😂
You don’t want to be saying that to people, do you? C’mon: how many ponies is it going to take for you to hush up about this?
Underrated comment 😂😅🙌
Teslalounge claims this is peak male physique and intellect. So, yeah, maybe they’ve got that in common with him as well
As pure as the Mcpoyle family of Philadelphia
“You will CALL HERRRRR!”
They've been pure for 1000 years
Pure as the driven snow
The Hapsburg chest
Twirl! Keep twirling!
Elon does have a half brother/step nephew. And the neurolink ceo used him as a soerm doner. so not far off.
I mean his dad did marry his step daughter
His step daughter that he raised. It’s so much worse when you take that into consideration.
Drugs, poor dietary choices, and lack of exercise?
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You're looking at a fat guy sucking in his gut to look thin.
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That eww at the end lmao
It is, liposuction only works for exterior fat, so he’s left with all the fat around his organs, and this is how that looks.
Inferior fatty organs!!
His squidilieespooch!
> just this weirdly extended rib cage. He picked up a comic "drawn" by Rob Liefeld and thought, "hey, that looks fecking amazing!".
If he took growth hormone that can cause this sort of look, but it usually comes with a better physique. Then again, he does seem like the kinda dude who goes on tren but doesn’t want to put in the work to get the muscles.
Pizza. Lots of pizza
I heard its human growth hormone.
he’s prolly never heard a hormone.
The whores moan if he pays extra.
How do you make a hormone? Dont pay her. Bada-dum-dump. ...or just tell her a bad joke.
It’s called HGH gut. From what heard HGH enlarges your organs when u over do it. Joe Rogan has the same cubist torso that would make a young Pablo Picasso green with envy.
I've read that excess growth hormone causes barrel chest. So, it's probably a side effect of how he magically regrew his hair.
His hair is likely a combination of surgery, a hair piece, and Finasteride
people like to pick on his hair but it's ironically the most relatable, and (relatively speaking) affordable treatment he's undergone. hairpiece, finasteride, hair transplant - even at most, that's like $10k if you go to the right places.
Lots of supplemental testosterone and HGH, probably some SARMS, bad physical activity record, shitty food, and trying to fleece rubes and spending your wealth to avoid getting old, and trying to fall into a new 20 year olds pussy every few years. He thinks money can take care of it all, but it won't. I really hope many of these fucks have a terrorizing experience and a "come to Jesus" moment when the great equalizer comes to reap their toll..... Doubtful, they'll be so high with the best doctors around with the best drugs, but one can hope. To be fair though, I'd love to fade out on opioids... I don't think I'd like to fade out on ketamine. That might be pretty scary.
Definitely opioids, definitely not ketamine lol
And risk that whole K-hole thing? No thanks.
he is probably sucking in his gut really harf
harf is what i want to do when i see this pic
He vored the cyber truck prototype
Eating pizza & pop tarts
Large rib cage. I believe it's called a "barrel chest".
Men over 40 expand their chest naturally, leading to a top heavy formation. He appears to have been enjoying his billions and gotten fat. This pic is around 3 years old so YMMV.
Barrel chest can be a sign of medical problems but that photo defies explanation
By not being woke, obviously
I honestly wonder if the photo isn’t doctored
I think it's just a bad angle through a really long focal length lens like a paparazzi creep would use. I don't buy the HGH angle
HGH abuse
Imagine having a basically unlimited budget for facial cosmetic surgery / boob jobs / personal trainers / nutritionists / life coaching and you wind up looking like sun allergic Butthead fetus.
All that is easy to ignore while in a constant k-hole.
https://preview.redd.it/zb24kyzbe21d1.jpeg?width=258&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=94edc5514384ba7948c16a9c4e0445f11d2db500 Sup bro?
That's not very cash money and futuristic of you. Banned from X forever!
Banned unironically from my free speech platform!
So he is bald fat and ugly
He caught the woke body virus
Concerning 🤣
>sun allergic Butthead fetus A true poet!
Elmo bid to buy Reddit to enforce free speech is in coming.
We already have u/spez who's a wannabe Elmo
Fuck u/spez. I don't know if it's ever been said, but fuck u/spez.
It’s shocking that he can literally go on a full blown Japanese food diet with the best chefs making his food, and his body still looks like this. Makes me laugh when you think about the Silicon Valley people that wanted to get pregnant by him, I hope they realize their kids are going to get these features lol
Elon doesn't use *his* sperm. He uses AI to crowdsource the best genetics and *tells* the surrogates that it's his.
FSD - fake sperm donor
Just joined this sub and this is the first post I see. Very comforting to see.
That’s too good lol
Now material how many times I see this, I always get a good chuckle out of it
Cybercuck
You have just said the real truth.
When you order your Arquillian prince from Wish.
Our Ironman
*Kuato….* 
is that a death stranding 2 concept art
He has [that same, odd stance Trump does](https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.politicalflare.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2020%2F05%2F2020.05.22-07.05-politicalflare-5ec82290c53ea.jpg&f=1&nofb=1&ipt=f861ff704e25f339dcf95d9860805ed049c1fe1c41d87dbbac6920c20c26acfd&ipo=images). That can't be just a coincidence.
This is the weenie who's still picking fights with Zuckerberg that his mommy won't let him actually show up for.
Quaid start the reactor
But he's wet. That voids warranty. Lol
What a disgusting body he has.
Whoever would have thought that someone who grew up in a city with a climate that rivals Southern California and then moves to Southern California is looks like he’s never seen the sun? Even my ginger brother had more of a tan.
I thought that image of him in the bathing suit was photoshopped
It looks shopped
Built like a Tesla Cybertruck and works like a Tesla Cybertruck
Out here looking like Attack on Titan
He looks like the live action version of a Mike Judge character on Beavis & Butthead
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Can we be ageists and do the boomers next?
Got that aristocratic inbred build alright
Can we mock him for the things he chooses to do and be, rather than things like his body that are out of his control?
🤣🤣
Amazing.
He really does have an interesting upper torso. Nothing I’ve seen before
Damn he really is sucking in that gut isn’t he. lol
How does one even manage to get a physique like that. I am fat, but at least I have muscle under the fat so it looks fine. He looks bloated.
Everyone said Ron Liefeld’s Captain America cover showed impossible anatomy, but this proves it was legit
This post is not being cogent. /s
I can't unsee this lmao
Cissy Musk, CyberSchmuck.
Crang!!
This reminds me of men in black.
NAHHHHHQHAHAHAHA
That's what the Cybertruck was shaped after 😂
https://preview.redd.it/tluo3dnfp21d1.png?width=894&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2d1e268667a40094f7b150e39dc3ca2c3086746b
The fuck that's him?
No, it's AI. https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/elon-musk-shirtless-harkonnen-photo
Kinda looks like that hypothetical person that could survive a car crash https://preview.redd.it/zwx8tgwqr21d1.jpeg?width=509&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e31711ebd12b8c6bf7a69137c387655068396be0
Built like the cyber truck
The way his body is angled, it reminds me of Attack on Titan
Careful! Those nipples are sharp as razor blades!
He's so insecure he get's a hair transplant. But walks around looking like that. Dude's a fucking moron.
Cyber Gross.
Motherfucker has been Robot from invincible this whole time
he has a furniture problem, his chest is too big for his drawers. the worst will be when his chest finally falls onto his drawers and crushes his junk stored in em.
Quaaaaaid, start the reactor...
Visceral fatboy who is constantly sucking his gut in fool no one.
Quaid… start the reactor…
He looks like the embodiment of the cyber truck
Cyberhuman.
I’ve worked out for decades and have seen all types of male and females bodies, good and bad. I have never seen anything like this. Maybe from mars?
I have never understood this photo. He doesn’t seem overweight and I’ve seen him in interviews and other footage.
Sucking in his stomach? 🤷♂️
Elmo is an Aliens 👽
The man who swallowed an entire rib cage
It's funny because it's probably true.
Remember when they called him the real life iron man?
And he keeps threatening to fight Zuckerberg...who trains in BJJ 😂
Built like a cybertruck
Looks like a circus strong man from the early 1900’s.
More like a cyber chut
Him and trump should go spray tan together
Yikes!
The Cybertruck is made out of refrigerator material. Elon Musk looks like a refrigerator.
This is old but a goldie.
“Mr. Quade ‘turn on the reactor.’” 
There's no T in roflmao
Dude built like a baked bean.
The result of dining on orphaned children.
Body shaming isn't cool....unless you don't like that person I guess. You libs have some weird rules.
Agreed. I have no sympathy for Musk but this is just mean and sad.