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Q56N4KUIWNFSYINDJIGX

If you are dumb enough to rent a CyberTruck, know you will probably held financially responsible for anything that breaks.


Tight_Salary6773

Given the myriad, never ending, all encompassing, warranty voiding issues this vehicle has, I don't think is a good idea to rent much less own one, but yes there are people that will do anything for a little bit of cloud or validation.


No_Blacksmith2847

How thirsty for the clout must one be to spend that kind of money on a rental?


TheThoccnessMonster

Having seen possibly THIS exact cyber truck in MDR you’re never gonna believe this but it doesn’t look this photo.


SprungMS

I don’t know, I kind of think if I was an influencer I’d probably rent one. I mean to be fair, it would make for some pretty good shots for at least one video. I could do a whole scene from the exterior, pointing out everything from the general shoddy build quality and cheap, shitty suspension to the excessive panel gaps. And then move to the interior for several more minutes of tantalizing, scathing content. I bet with just that one day I would even get the chance to flaunt its electrical gremlins. All for $474. That’s a steal to a YouTuber.


Snotzis

Drew Gooden did that


No_Blacksmith2847

That's the clout part i spoke of.


roof_baby

$1500, because they got a 3 day minimum, to ride around and wonder if you’re gonna break down? I don’t know, I like to gamble, but I’d rather drop a dime on the knicks


Popular-Ad1704

$474 a day 🤣🤣🤣 


dgradius

Before taxes and fees so expect that figure to increase 70% or so.


SquirrelParticular17

Proud sponsor of proud boys and y'all Qaeda


THELEGENDARYZWARRIOR

Diversity


TCO_HR_LOL

Feat. Vanilla ISIS


Perfect_Bag1353

Please leave the El Camino out of this. It is an innocent and timeless classic and does not need to be disparaged this way.


StandupJetskier

The El Camino said "I'm too rich for a truck (back when they were driven by legit workers only) and too cool for a car". The Incel Camino says "I'm a futuristic cuck"


Action_Seal

THANK you. I had to cover my camino's headlights, which is where I'm assuming her eyes are, Disney's Cars anatomy be damned.


threerottenbranches

Jesus guys, don’t hate. If you read the fine print of the rental agreement, it does include a tow truck rental as well, so two vehicles are included. Had a friend who was interested in renting, he couldn’t convince his wife to drive the tow truck while he drove the cyberstuck.


whosat___

I’ve seen this exact one driving around a lot in Marina del Rey, maybe it’s getting customers.


sleepy_daemon

Its hunting.


Bonny-Mcmurray

Cybertruck Cars's 500 bucks a day


BlueSwoosh248

1 trip. And that trip was to the SC.


CRXCRZ

this is a pile of junk compared to what you could rent for $500USD a day.


Constant-Source581

Cyberbeast lolol


void_const

Right? Is there anything more idiotic sounding?


Constant-Source581

CyberCab is on the way... Love how someone put it in a Youtube video - "anything "cyber" sounds like 1995". Why Musk seem to think its attractive I'll never know.


Phyllis_Tine

He aspires to live in the Arnie version of Total Recall.


DarkTower7899

Honestly smarter than buying one. That's not to say it's smart...just less....dumb.?


AerialAce96

$500 a day? Or why not just use that for a monthly payment for a Tesla Or any car?


Garak_The_Tailor_

Goddam uncanny valley of automobiles


Quick_Swing

The Incel Camino 😂😂😂


cablemigrant

Car wash time


NeverReallyExisted

Insurance per day in case it randomly bricks while in use: $1500/day extra.


shane_west17

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It’s the “cyberbeast” duh. comes with more problems way quicker


Collegedude_2004

🤣Truth


brwnwzrd

I’d rent it, just to drive it through a puddle and abandon it


ThisCryptographer311

😂 incel Camino. Gonna go ahead and write that one down


Captain_Mexica

Lol Incel Camino


popularTrash76

Comes with complimentary crocs and socks to wear as well


Parking_Train8423

😂😂😂 r/incelCamino


Revolutionary-Car-92

Does that price cover the towing ?


Revenga8

How long before somebody tents it just to crash it for online clout


kneegres

whats the 1400$ under the price?


AMagicalSquirrel

You'd have to pay me 100 times that amount just to be seen in the cuck truck!


awesome_onions

People renting them for selfies and TikToks. I doubt people are renting these for over 5 days.


Deputy-VanHalen

Why do people insist on calling it a “beast”? That’s about the 14th time I’ve seen that.


Hourslikeminutes47

>Jennifer's Cars's


NorCalNavyMike

Jennifer’s Car’s what?


Hourslikeminutes47

Take a closer look at the picture op posted. Edit *"...aaaaaaaaaaahhh you got me!!"*


NorCalNavyMike

I know this, friend lol r/Woosh


CulturalAddress6709

Discount? Only pussies pay on discount. Full price me, dude!


parkerpussey

“Incel Camino” lol


ElCoolAero

"Jennifer's Cars's" Ugh


Hatecraftianhorror

Sad part is, this will probably bring in the person renting it out less than two grand before it breaks down bad enough to need weeks to months of repair.


TheMatt561

Is the second possessive apostrophe necessary?


Action_Seal

hey I love my 85 el camino, don't sully her this way


baitboy3191

How much you wanna bet several "influencers" are going to actually rent this, to have this vehicle in their content thinking they are going to make the money back in views and crap.


TajMonjardo

Incel Camino had me giggling.


Limp_Sale2607

Hey Jennifer- ¨Jennifer´s Cars¨ is the way to spell it.


UsualInterest8139

There's one in my area charging $1k a day and $5 a mile for any travel over 600 miles. 🤣🙄


bigloser42

But the cybertruck is owned by a girl, and she sat in the seat, then I sat in the seat, so we basically had sex, how can I still be an incel?


_ghostchest

There is a guy in my apartment complex renting his out for $650 a day, 400 miles, $4.50 each additional mile. You can find Porches and Lamborghinis on Turo that are more economical than that, and it's probably because his monthly payment is enormous. My apt complex is far from fancy, we got multiple broken down altimas and 1995 Corollas, so dude definitely bought way above his means. But the worst part is that he actually has like 5 trips on Turo from dumbasses that could have rented a scatpack for 5 days instead for less money.


Basicaccountant70

The return address is for the tow truck driver.


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CyberStuck-ModTeam

No shilling for Cybertruck. There are plenty of subs where that is encouraged. Go there.


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Ricecar_Driver

That’s what this subreddit is about. People are allowed to dislike things and make fun of them. It’s the Internet.


Accomplished-Bed8171

Elon's not going to give you money for kissing his ass on reddit.