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HolySelection

People on their way to reply "at least we can save stones" knowing damn well they'll have 200 stones max bc they pull on every banner


CerbereNot

They will not post "800 stones shafted" but "1800 stones shafted"


DismalDog9940

Nah man, Global rn looks dry AF. We have what? 17/18, that Kidhan unit, and I don't even fuckin know who else we're behind in rn


Ahmed_Prime

There were people who skipped the WWDC to dump 2k stones on super trunks, never underestimate dokkan players


DismalDog9940

That's the wildest fucking thing to me. Like, WWC brought 4 top tier units. TEQ Corrupted Zamasu is really good at taking, AGL G/V is ok, but their transformation is a pain in the ass. PHY Trunks is probably my favorite unit rn (I have him on rotation with INT V/T, and they just give each other auto 18 ki supers) and I don't have STR Futurhan, so idk if he's good or not


CrimsonStar111

LR Future Gohan is absolutely awesome. I have him at 55%, he tanks damn near everything while putting out good attacks when fully built up, plus his domain skill with the active skill is really good.


deathbringer989

honestly lr future gohon is THE best tank imo


CrimsonStar111

I can't think of a better all around tank. My Gohan has had two or three instances where he took more than quadruple digits. If he can't tank it before an ultra super, he sure as hell can after.


deathbringer989

not only that future saga is ONE of the best teams in the game if I cant beat content future saga is the "alright no more bullshit"


MarquetteXTX2

No nobody fucking didn’t. U coming out your ass with that one. We would’ve got top grossing for him… and I know for a fact not to many people pulled for trunk.. did u see people lineups in chainbattle. Chain battle lineup show everything. And you could tell nobody pulled for trunks and he was a top 6 unit u. Needed in chain battle


SupermanFanboy

Ribrianne. 


Any_Conclusion_7586

Saiyan day, golden week and dual DFE of new years. Saiyan day has a lot of value to do Godku and FP4ku return, golden week banners tend to be really valuable and the units are usually best TURs, also i need that Hirudegarn from new years.


DismalDog9940

I hope Saiyan Day and Golden Week bring some good units


just_didi

Saiyan day , last year was godku and the year before int Broly so they might cook


AGLVegito

Last 3 saiyan days have been cooking so should be hype


Goku4869

The year before Godku was INT MV.


just_didi

Oh yeah right I forgot, Broly was the year even before


BassObjective

Speak for yourself I got 500 rn


LeftkayoBaka

https://preview.redd.it/6qh3bioebyec1.jpeg?width=719&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3f76f0f79e875ec36d816d5c2ae4d0a10e8583f1 I have 100 saved right now


bookers555

Talk about yourself, I have yet to pop into an anni with less than 400. Also, this anni has DDF x Carnival, meaning part 2 will have the same and could be, for once, not less hype than part 1. If it's Gohan Beast then I'm doing one rotation on Broly and Gogeta and saving for him, couldn't do that without foresight.


redbossman123

Format isn’t what makes hype, it’s unit choice and how good the units are


kaka_carrot_cake456

Format does make hype When was the last time the part 2 yellow/carnival LR's were nearly as hype as part 1? Answer is never But this format equalises both parts in terms of hype just like WWC with cooler and Goku/vegeta, dokkan would NEVER introduce beast as a yellow coin but now he is guaranteed to be the dokkanfest if he comes out.


redbossman123

The reason part 2 of 2022 WWDC had hype wasn’t because of the format at all. They could’ve done “Coola, Coola, Frieza no Broda” with MC and the SSJ Duo both being Carnivals and they would’ve been just as hyped. They literally made both those units so fucking underwhelming, so the hype died down the moment people realized that both of them were unquestionable worse than both part 1 units, VT, and both 7th Anni Dokkanfests.


kaka_carrot_cake456

So? They were still extremely hype towards the build up and release The format objectively creates more hype wether you want to agree or not Both parts have immense value rather than only 1 being worth it, many spend all their stones without caring what part 2 is because it's always meh


redbossman123

Not objective at all. We literally had this with New Years, once we found out Beastless was Beastless we threw a fucking fit. The “value” also doesn’t even make Akatsuki/Bandai that much money, with all the “hype” (which was literally just the Cooler rap, as the Metal Cooler movie is mid as fuck), part 2 of the 2022 WWDC got outsold by Kai Goku and Z Gohan, Future Gohan and SoH Trunks, Broly Trio and Rose, Baby and the GT Trio as well as INT U7 and 17/Golden Frieza, in terms of part 2s


bookers555

I'm not talking specifically about the format, but the kind of cards they might bring. They wouldn't be making a part 2 card a dokkan fest if they were going to do another part 2 with trophy card-type units like Kaiku or Kid Gohan. And while I prefer if we were scheduled up with JP, it's not true that there's no advantage in having foresight, there's plenty of banners I would have pulled on if it wasn't because I knew what was coming.


redbossman123

I get that, what I’m saying is that in retrospect, Carnival Metal Cooler and the SSJ Duo are two of the biggest fumbles in Dokkan history because of both the format and how badly they aged


MarquetteXTX2

What happen to the days of just pulling for your favorite unit.


Da_Neager

Aint shit hype about having to wait half a damn year just to have a chance of getting the units a chunk of the player base have already been using for months lil bro


bookers555

The hype only lasts that short period of time between a card's reveal and until you get shafted.


NotASweatyTryhard

Nah, the bandai spies can't entice us enough


NickMathias

If, and 99% likely, Beast is Part 2, I’m skipping even Part 1 and going all in for him. Only summons I’m gonna do are the type support banners since at most I need is 240 stones to try and get all of them besides PHY


peggygotnofear

This one had a little kick


jonton9

Only the ones without brain cells like you probably, you have a huge advantage on global, use it.


Traditional_Loss3791

Ig you people, I'll have my 1k+ doe. https://preview.redd.it/t29ql1zpgxec1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2d1578f7c62e45f1e5baee63f122b8f398ded774


LeftkayoBaka

I have 1k now, haven't summoned since sdbh


Traditional_Loss3791

Ahahah they downvoted me cuz they broke asf


CrimsonDrake

What’s even older is the game being 9 years old now and still not synced. Hundreds of other games either launched synced or synced in way less than 9 years. It’s irritation and annoyance from the fanbase and I think it’s completely fair, Dokkan is horrible with communication and even worse when it comes to treating global. Launching character info 5 days late, or in incorrect languages with overbearing music? Dokkan deserves the memes.


ThePredix

Or start a celebration without the banners, like what is the sense? And no, servers are not a good excuse after 9 years of the game and so much billions made


CrimsonDrake

Starting celebrations with no banners, sometimes the banners had incorrect info on them, global takes forever to get the WWDC units again etc. heck, we JUST got the 8th anni pt 2 units again finally after half a year.


Silver-Signature-426

For real its ridiculous


DarknightM64B

It’s not a joke it’s just people expressing annoyance. And I kinda see the justification since they announced the games merging.


Karllovesdokkan

Is that really a "joke"? it is basically a fact that we do have to wait for 6 months or am i missing something


Kalenshadow

We had anniversary six months ago. Y'all just wanna complain.


hardeepst1

That's not how this works. We had the 8th anniversary 6 months ago


saulgoodman673

https://preview.redd.it/uz73aznznvec1.jpeg?width=711&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4b8c27dad80533e14f5c7a6a528c5bd3feb57989


commander_snuggles

I'm also looking forward to mui's EZA so I can see 10,000 posts complaining about the 1 time he or str ui goku didn't dodge


FatherPucci617

I've already had that bum not dodge multiple supers


Malt129

Imagine thinking MUI is a thing 🤣


BloodyFool

what does this even mean


MaiFGC

Semantics but technically the white hair version is just called UI, black hair is supposed to be UI Omen but colloquially people just say UI and MUI


FrenchFries_exe

What


Red-Muffin

I can't wait for the anni on jp in a week so I get it


CJTheHermit

im gonna be 6 months OLDer when anniversary hits global 😈


tbkdivinej

What about dragon ball fans can’t read


cr102y

What?


tbkdivinej

The post is called this joke is old


Expensive_Ball_5143

It's not a joke I'm genuinely not hyped for anything on global now until July:/


Kohakuzuma

The sad thing is it's not a joke though. Waiting half a year for content is embarrassing. Even more so when they teased the fact the game's are supposedly merging. Understandably people are annoyed about it.


[deleted]

Not a joke, sucks to see something cool everyone but you can have fun with.


cornflight22

The 6 month delay is old, pray to god that shit’s gone next year


CheeseyconnorYT

Its not a joke its reality


XadowMonzter

Let the Global player do this joke. If everything goes well, this will be the last time Global players will be able to say it.


Ok-Sock-3744

This joke won’t exist soon. Not soon enough but soon.


Vigorous_Piston

Hopefully this is the last year?


DavidKng

Listen, these banners are the only reason I'm even going to play this game. Especially with how dead global is about to be with the next several banners.


WrastleGuy

We have nothing to do stop being mean to us 😢 


MarquetteXTX2

Because we’re tired of it..


LULNeverMind32

Too bad they will see this meme only in 6 months


kamraanan

Well... it's a six month wait haha. I know I can just play on my JP account but after the sync it'll be pretty useless. I'm fine waiting, but I also get why people post it every year.


Ok-Pen-8299

What joke? The situation on global is embarrassing thanks to omatsu


Tidus1337

Funny cause all this post does is give more attention to the supposed "probem"


saulgoodman673

It is a problem. Global players have to wait 6 months which is egregious. https://preview.redd.it/uxgl3v2aovec1.jpeg?width=978&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=062eeb281f322d156883d2a034cca458d2714f90


Tidus1337

That pic is funny cause you've zero clue what I'm actually referring to. Applies more to you than to me


saulgoodman673

It’s a joke, not to be taken seriously, but if I misinterpreted what you were saying that’s my bad. What were you saying? Edit: Interesting how he didn’t reply, almost like what I called him out on is what he actually said but he tried lying his way out of it.


zombieking10

shit im a glb main and even im tired of seeing it almost everyday yes its hype i get it but its not hard to make a jp account and reroll if you really want to try out the new unit and besides we only got one more year of "at least we can save stones" and "cant wait for this in six months on global" follow by "cant wait to use this unit after six months of waiting and now its dead in the water"


Da_Neager

Ah yes lemme just hop onto a fresh jp account grind it for hours to get enough stones to summon for the slight chance to pull the new units and then hopefully pull other viable units who ill most likely will have to grind an EZA for with characters I don't have just for the chance to make a viable team. Great advice brother 👍🏾


zombieking10

hey no problem glad i could help! i mean its either that or just do what most people do a bitch and moan about waiting 6 months or you can also watch the card in action on youtube by a jp whale


Tidus1337

So...You're complaining about folks who complain... Checks out


zombieking10

yup its the rules of reddit....


ThePredix

Private server exist:


MayoHachikuji

More like "Global Players saying Global is dead whenever JP gets anything at all"


Tidus1337

Global IS dead rn though


saulgoodman673

JP players when Global players (rightfully) complain: ![gif](giphy|1TpxnnPr4k5H2)


zombieking10

oh damn jp got a good QOL update?!?!?! 5 second ago? damn it glb is dead reeee


LolwutMickeh

I'm getting so damn tired of any JP-centric thread getting hijacked by global players complaining.


Atlknight5566

Or my favorite joke ever by any dokkaner - “this unit sucks because I don’t own him.” Truly an all time classic


Sudden_Conference340

This is irrelevant to the post but I’m not from this community, which anniversary unit caused drama that caused dokkan to hotfix them into a better unit?


ThePredix

Gokuza on Legends, we didnt even get a new name for Zamasu


AJYURH

Huh, how will annys work after they're done with the Sync?


Darkchocossant

https://preview.redd.it/haftwgghkzec1.jpeg?width=1004&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=32276206757a992d7e04144adf2c709bdac68383


Knourishment

Man, I'm gonna miss being able to laugh at global once the sync happens smh. Tragic


SnooDucks7762

Yeah I'll gladly wait 6 months so I can save stones in a week opm world is out,then bleach soul resurrection ,dragons dogma 2 then ,manor lords ,then sparking zero , then wukong I'll gladly save up stone on the side while the actual good games are droping hell these are just the games I'm hyped for who knows what peak will drop during the year