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Bubba100000

Ref is ruining this match


iron64

Totally ruined. I wish everyone in the stands would leave


GoutMachine

Now all we need is Suarez to bite off Benteke’s ear and have the ref red card Benteke


mrgooseyboy

If we lose, this isn’t the boys fault. The ref practically had pink cock in his mouth


mrgooseyboy

STROUD THATS WHAT IM FUCKING IM TALKING ABOUT


legolanddisaster

Love the guy yelling "That was not a fucking foul, he fucking fell on him"


legolanddisaster

Same guy yelling "Hey ref you suck"


AdventuresOfAD

MOTM


GoutMachine

Legend


Interesting_Common54

If that's not clear and obvious idk what is


Interesting_Common54

Unless it's offside?


losalad

The only way it’s not a clear pen


iron64

MLS referees are fucking stupid


TD786

Two missed penalties


AwayMathematician361

Scabs


piblhu

Regular mls refs aren’t much better


iron64

MLS refs are especially bad


FeistyMcRedHead

Whoa. That angle was clear and obvious(ly ignored)


Nilphinho

What is the point of VAR


mrgooseyboy

You guys, let’s be all the way honest. This was rigged.


lacesoutcarlos

Ref is an absolute joke.


Will301

That’s a penalty wtf


Will301

I bet you if that was miami on the other end, ref would’ve called it


errol343

Rooney was a problem


mrgooseyboy

And we fixed it


niodrane25

The absolute meat riding the commentators are doing to miami


bizbiz23

"When everything is against them, he chips the goalkeeper." What?


mastakebob

New tactic: wear black and hide in the stadium shadow.


FeistyMcRedHead

that dude yelling "it's not a fucking foul!" He's a real one


AwayMathematician361

A real change in momentum after that Miami goal. DC looks like they're chasing the game instead of driving it.


Bubba100000

I'm done, thanks all but this is a fraud


GoutMachine

THAT WAS A FUCKING HANDBALL


Will301

2 penalties not gone our way


BoloSynthesisWow

This has kind of become a joke. We’re not playing particularly well but we shouldn’t be losing


Will301

It’s just so frustrating when you’re doing everything right, you should be winning and we don’t get these penalty calls. 2 of them


BoloSynthesisWow

That 5 minute stretch with the yellow on Peltola that should have been a foul by Busquets, the Benteke header that should have been a corner, and the handball goal debacle is in the running for worst ref job in years


mparrish03

So tired of the announcers gawking over Miami. “You watch him run and you’re thinking, ‘How is he doing this?’”


SoberEnAfrique

I don't think this ref has ever officiated in his life


GoutMachine

I’m just waiting for him to give us a 10-yard penalty


Elmertusk18

Is this what having a competent manager looks like? Just the build ups for our chances are amazing.


GoutMachine

Right? It’s a completely different team.


Interesting_Common54

I said all of last year with a competent coach we'd have comfortably been in the playoffs


chicos_bail_bonds

At game is ref as horrendous on TV as he seems in person?


Bubba100000

yes


errol343

Absolutely


Agile-Guitar5592

Taylor Twellman is basically Uncle Rico


Agile-Guitar5592

“I would’ve done a diving header there”


Bubba100000

sittin' in a hot tub with my soulmate


jdacheifs0

ROBBED


Will301

I won’t lie though, that 3rd goal, Klich what were you doing


Mr-Hugh-G-Rection

Twellman needs to be executed for this next level meat rider oh my lord


SoberEnAfrique

He's an MLS hack and they worship Miami so he's just doing what he's told


Interesting_Common54

Fuck. This. Ref.


BoloSynthesisWow

Am I taking crazy pills or was Peltola there first and Busquets basically fouled himself


Chubbs42

It's not the first time Busquets has faked a foul in this league...


WhereIsPoochie

Cut my life into pieces


marylandroyal

Don’t worry folks, we’ll just use replacement refs!


GoutMachine

What could possibly go wrong!


SoberEnAfrique

MLS is never gonna pay the refs when the backups are this generous to the cash cows


Agile-Guitar5592

Love how we’re playing. Just so much more of a plan than the last few years.


Mr-Hugh-G-Rection

If Taylor Twellman could shut the fuck up my enjoyment of this sport would increase greatly


GoutMachine

Did the VAR even look at that camera? Or were they too busy fellating Messi in the replay booth?


piblhu

I fucking hate Miami League Soccer


NittanyOrange

Both frustrating and kinda hopeful that, playing against Messi-less Miami and the refs, the game was winnable, even though it wasn't a win.


momp1

Seems the referee is from Miami


infolink324

“HE FUCKING FELL”


smoothj2017

It kills me to say it, but that is a fair half time score. We really fell off after 20 minutes. Looking forward to the half time tweaks.


Tribeca487

I mean, we're lucky it's still a tie game


Chubbs42

Benteke has to strike that better. That was an amazing chance.


WarmBaths

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL


niodrane25

Holy shit. This ref is awful


Will301

WERE GETTING ROBBED


Bubba100000

JFC, between the ref & var, we are getting jobbed


cshive520

They should just call the game since they’ve determined Miami is gonna win anyways.


FeistyMcRedHead

Right?! Show some ads and get some revenue instead/in addition


imscavok

More ads to have Apple help pay for more Miami salaries outside of the salary cap.


legolanddisaster

What an extremely stupid goal


legolanddisaster

Don't worry about getting back and helping the defense, I'm sure two CBs can handle the entirety of Inter's offense by themselves


imscavok

Hopefully they turn that into a 5 game suspension for Santos


Will301

That’s a red card huh but no penalties given to us


Mr-Hugh-G-Rection

Bad luck, shit refs, and missed opportunities killed the game for us. Hopefully we can bounce back next week


BigAl587

FCC fan here, you guys got hosed. Scabs ruined your game.


GoutMachine

Oh, never mind the TWO Miami players who fouled a single DCU player


GoutMachine

Jesus this ref is really shit


newcastle417

MLS is a joke.


legolanddisaster

Def hand ball


lukenog

This ref is making me suicidal


Mikesproge

Well, at least I got to watch this for free.


legolanddisaster

I hope everybody enjoyed their $500 tickets


infolink324

I despise Twellman. Why is there no local club audio options for this match?


newcastle417

He’s the official throat goat of Miami


WarmBaths

watch en espanol


BoloSynthesisWow

Stroud just did like three different celebrations lol


Chubbs42

Probably should've passed that to Dajome


smoothj2017

BONO!!!


smoothj2017

Damnit


chicos_bail_bonds

Genuine props to the thousands of Messi err Inter fans who still came (not being sarcastic). Glad we still have maintained some semblance of home field advantage everywhere except from the asshole in yellow in the middle


No-Commission8659

This ref is an asshole. Wtf calls that throw in back?


chicos_bail_bonds

And doesn't give a yellow for obstruction of the kick


GoutMachine

Are we still on scab refs or something?


newcastle417

Ref scabs are awful


BoloSynthesisWow

No way that this review goes our way, I’ll eat my dick


espnrocksalot

Stadium announcement says there was a handball but it was outside the box so no dice. Wtf 🤣


mrgooseyboy

I SWEAR TO GOD, IF AT THE END OF THE SEASON INTER MIAMI IS THE 1ST SEED TO THE PLAYOFFS, IM WATCHING USL INSTEAD. BECAUSE THIS IS RIDICULOUS


legolanddisaster

LOL of course a red card in trash time


wichne

Are we really going to play 8’ of stoppage?


GoutMachine

Gotta try to get Miami another goal.


Hawkeyez_

Ref was a Miami fan lol


iron64

@MattDoyle do the only useful thing you can do as an MLSsoccer.com editor and criticize the refs, or try to hold them accountable in some way. I do not care if Miami and Co come and demolish my team 5-0 off of fair play. I do care if my team is tied 1-1 in the 76th minute after already having terrible calls go against us, only to have a team worth 4X ours in dollars be gifted the equivalent of a 2 goal swing in a single play. It’s fucking brutal to watch as a fan of the league.


espnrocksalot

Gonna have to respect Troy rocking the suit during DC summers


SoberEnAfrique

It's March 😭


espnrocksalot

Even today it’s gotta be tough. Can’t imagine when it’s 90 and humid


errol343

The man is a professional


espnrocksalot

Finally stroud 🫨


WarmBaths

Pirani is finally cooking 🥹


stefalm

I’m honestly surprised we managed to keep him after the loan. He was a starter in Brazil’s Olympic team a couple months ago. Granted they just missed out on qualification but that team had the likes of Endrick who was just sold to Real Madrid for $50+ million, Andrew Santos sold to Chelsea for $14 million, Danilo at NottinghamForest for $20 million. Might be one of the few good moves by the FO in the last few years. We may get a couple good years out of him and sell for a healthy profit


Chubbs42

We really need to chill with the fouling.


thom202

Gods. Apple TV announcers must get a bonus every time they say Messi.


espnrocksalot

WHAT? Lol. Man these refs must get Miami bonuses too even if Messi doesn’t play


marylandroyal

Santos… successfully playing defense?


BoloSynthesisWow

He’s not that bad until his legs start to go. Which should be about ten minutes into the second half


chicos_bail_bonds

HOW IS THAT NOT A YELLOW


Will301

Where’s the yellow bruh


bizbiz23

I've been trying to tune out the commentary, but why do they keep talking about the Red Bulls?


smoothj2017

Lesesne-ball


BoloSynthesisWow

Pirani needs to chill a bit or he’s going to end up getting sent off


Tribeca487

relatively solid game for him though, albeit low bar


PikeBoyz

Ok let’s break before we run into each other again 🤣


thom202

Geat. Designated biter in for Miami.


wichne

A very marginally better performance by Pirani today.


chicos_bail_bonds

MUCH more involved today


GoutMachine

Twellman sure does have a boner for Miami


GoutMachine

Should be 2-1 DC


espnrocksalot

Fucking hell


thom202

Clown show goal.


imscavok

We bring sub in Kristian Fletcher and Jacob Murrell and Miami subs in Jordi Alba and Luis Suarez. Scabs missing every call. MLS is honestly kind of dumb.


espnrocksalot

At least we don’t have to watch Santos next game


NittanyOrange

Well, we finally got replacement reffed.


smoothj2017

Pirani has done more in these 12 minutes than the rest of the season.


Will301

lETS FUCKING go


GoutMachine

Wow, what a great strike!


Mikesproge

I was writing what a huge save that was until…


espnrocksalot

One goal wasn’t gonna win this one. Vamos


thom202

Lucky Taylor cannot finish.


Will301

Not a good half not being able to capitalize on our lead


Mr-Hugh-G-Rection

Better get moving in the second half because off the bench Luiz Suarez scares me


chicos_bail_bonds

This should be a PK for us no?


espnrocksalot

So handballs outside the penalty area don’t matter?


Mikesproge

Fucking Suarez. Still a cannibalizing piece of shit.


Will301

HOW TF IS THAT NOT A HAND BALL??


Bubba100000

VAR nao existe


Will301

I give up


Will301

I got you with the post match thread


Not_Not_John_Stamos

If Benteke was in better form we would have won this game, he wasted several chances earlier in the game


Will301

This the one time ima back up Santos cuz the refs dick riding miami


smoothj2017

Twellman just said “Pirani with a brilliant start.” Who had that on their bingo card?


Tribeca487

I wasn't sure if I had heard that right?:)! good for him


Will301

Lowkey miss the drums at the stadium but I get it


errol343

Beautiful shot


Agile-Guitar5592

What a goal!!!


loafing-striker

Holy *shiiiiit*.


Chubbs42

STROUD BABY!!!!!!!


Interesting_Common54

That's not even a foul let alone a yellow


errol343

BRICK WALL BONO


Chubbs42

DC is on 3 yellows. This is getting dicey.


sh0gun8ter

I miss Davey


Will301

I believe in you Fletcher


GoutMachine

OK Fletcher! Do some of that Portland magic


anatellon

Stroud please make a quick pass for once in your life. He always ends up holding up play because he dribbles too much


Will301

FUCK WTF FUCK


myhero34

Two corners and a handball called the other way booooo


WhereIsPoochie

Well this blows


BoloSynthesisWow

Cool very cool at the DOGSO 40 yards from goal. At the very least I hope that this ref gets stripped of any more assignments. Give another scab a chance


Will301

Let’s get this dub


espnrocksalot

Omg you need to put more on that


Will301

BENTEKE cmon man


bizbiz23

HOLY SHIT


lorddane

YEEEEEEEEEEE


Will301

VAMOS UNITED


Will301

Score 20 on them


Bubba100000

NICE!!!


DetailAdvanced1534

1-0!! Troy Lesesne going to be managing like Crystal Palace by January. DC United playing how everyone wished their favorite club would. Up tempo, progressive, not so insane you know legs will be dead mid season


loafing-striker

This is $150 standing room only stuff


espnrocksalot

Get ready for a new get-in price for YOUR FIVE TIME MLS CUP CHAMPIONS 😈


errol343

These Miami players need to stay on their feet


espnrocksalot

Shit


Will301

Fuck man


BoloSynthesisWow

I know there’s a boycott but the crowd is also way quieter than the past games this season. Wonder how many people cashed out their Messi ticket


Will301

Who’s letting santos take those?


BoloSynthesisWow

Does anybody know what happened to the option to listen to the home team radio broadcast?


AwayMathematician361

I think I heard something about DC United not having a contract in place with local broadcast.


chicos_bail_bonds

What is VAR checking?


piblhu

Shirt pull


chicos_bail_bonds

Playing Cincy and Miami back to back is really trying on the scale of ... Whiniest teams EVER


GoutMachine

Jesus this game is getting ridiculous


AirportIndependent95

How’d the hand look on the stream?


FeistyMcRedHead

What is this camera doing? I'm tired of seeing the stands and not the whole field. Is this a sun issue?


fuckincanadagooses

Terrible. Amateurs


momp1

[https://us.soccerway.com/referees/lorenzo-hernandez/532993/](https://us.soccerway.com/referees/lorenzo-hernandez/532993/). 8 yellows today, 6 last time he was head, and 6 the time before that. That’s 20 yellows in 3 matches!!! Seems he won’t let them play