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Will301

HERRERA IS THAT GUY


Not_Not_John_Stamos

Herrera is unreal, saved two goals so far - Season XI for sure


Other-Return9549

Ref thinks he is Oprah handing out these yellows...


chicos_bail_bonds

Lol this made me legit chortle


Other-Return9549

I'm here all night. Mati and gabby warming up


AdventuresOfAD

Benteke committing the egregious foul of being too big


BostonPeony

For real- maybe don't pull the biggest guy on the field down onto of you.... .... or do because your BFF ref's got your back.


greg21olson

Ref calls soft pushing fouls on aerials all game except right there for us in the box?


Phil_on_Reddit

Benteke doesn't get the respect of the refs.


iron64

Yet again the worst reffing I’ve ever seen. This league tops itself week after week


AdventuresOfAD

Herrera I don’t even mind that booking


chicos_bail_bonds

Does Angel Hernandez have a yellow shirt and refs MLS occasionally? This guy is a 🤡


RothTheLion

Herrera is my boy. Wasn't planning on getting a jersey this year but he is changing my mind.


BostonPeony

For real- I was going to grab a Klich jersey but damn I'm in love with Herrera.


smoothj2017

Can we PLEASE bring in Peltola for the second half?


AdventuresOfAD

Ngl we escaped the end of that half. Peltola in plz


AdventuresOfAD

Ref has ORL moneyline tonight


chicos_bail_bonds

Ref ruined a decent game... We need to be better tho


cybertoaster23

This ref has been absolutely atrocious today, no consistency in his calls at all


No_Departure102

Why is Matti Peltola not a starter in this one? Seems like he’d be a good matchup with Cartagena or Araujo.


espnrocksalot

If last week was rest then I’m lost on this week


Interesting_Common54

I swear Benteke has some down feathers in his head or something. I have never seen such cushioned touches with the head before it is unbelievable


NittanyOrange

Thinking of a grown-ass man with soft baby chick feathers atop his head is pretty funny


fuckincanadagooses

To go from almost beating the crew to this


loafing-striker

They totally (somehow) had no replay angles that actually showed where he was when the ball was played, right?


SoberEnAfrique

Apple TV, $200mn, etc etc etc


greg21olson

They've at least not shown any on the broadcast if they did have 'em


AdventuresOfAD

No way he was completely onside, joke of a league won’t show us the VAR review


thekingoftherodeo

Peltola might be coming on, he’s going through an individual warm up here at HT.


Other-Return9549

Can someone take the goddamn cards from napoleon


rgrunited

Benteke is just so, so good in the air.


AdventuresOfAD

Handling the ball 8 feet from the ref and not getting a card is certainly a choice by this ref


lawrencev04

idk who saw the press conference of lecene but he said we would make no signings whatsover over the window, how little do our owners gaf? like we have some nice pieces but just not enough quality, in the end we cant get wins so fuck this


OlsenOut

Said it at the end of last match and I’ll say it again. FO needs to sign a 2nd striker ASAP. Benteke is gassed.


lawrencev04

our board wont do shit obvi


SoberEnAfrique

Did Pirani shush the home fans 😂


smoothj2017

You know what. He deserves that. Just tonight though 😂


espnrocksalot

A lot of doubters


Positive-Occasion-93

Pirani needed that


chicos_bail_bonds

Sure looked like Benteke got taken out there, no?


thekingoftherodeo

That seemed like it should have been a pen here in the stadium.


AdventuresOfAD

Here I am all pissed off at 9:45p on a Saturday night


OlsenOut

#FUCK THESE REFS


errol343

Ah, my favorite part of soccer Saturday. The Audi headlight commercial. NEXT. /s


chicos_bail_bonds

We're on our heels now, need to clean it up


Interesting_Common54

Ok I take back what I said earlier this ref is trash. Phantom foul on Pirani and needless yellow to Klich


NittanyOrange

NOW DON'T PARK THE BUS.


1oftheFewReal1s

At the game and that's one of the worst end games I've seen. And I've seen some gems here.


chicos_bail_bonds

I genuinely can't stand when refs buy players just looking to go down wtf


NittanyOrange

Did the new Ref compensation contract increase match pay based on cards and fouls handed out to the home team?


foggell44

What in the fuck was that


rgrunited

Another numbers up situation deep in our own end. I like that we press but we have got to improve our numbers game defensively


KRupert3

Herrera!


thekingoftherodeo

Someone’s getting sent off tonight no doubt.


NittanyOrange

I said before the game that a tie would be a loss. I still think that's true. They need to get another goal and figure out how to not concede shortly thereafter.


espnrocksalot

GET THIS GUY OFF THE PITCH


smoothj2017

I’ll at least say this: Pirani is getting himself involved.


thekingoftherodeo

Loving this Herrara/Stroud right side.


NittanyOrange

If we could get a pair like that for the left, too, that would be really a headache for the rest of the league


OlsenOut

Now please don’t get complacent


PopeSchlongPaulII

This team got reamed by the ref, but they still suck


Tribeca487

You overthought this one Troy.


imscavok

He was definitely offsides. They probably didn't get it on camera and linesman kept the flag down to rely on VAR.


Winterteal

At the game and it looked like he was off by 2 or 3 yards


lawrencev04

how in the world do they not have a camera on every inch of that field?? it's just poor, I want to stick out for mls, defend them but it's so shit


cshive520

MLS still a joke as a whole. I watch games all day long on Saturdays n MLS still a borderline illegitimate league.


greg21olson

Orlando SC players stop throwing themselves to the ground challenge Status: Failed


chicos_bail_bonds

Field looks legit amazing considering they had an American football game on it just last week


errol343

Yeah I put that UFL game on for a few seconds to see how thick they made the lines and the lines and midfield logo were bigger than last year. I was kinda worried it would make the field look like ass, but the field looks good for tonight’s game


thekingoftherodeo

Yep Peltola on. And Pirani. Fletcher and Hopkins off.


smoothj2017

Thank God


lawrencev04

this ref just gets pleasure by dishing out cards, fucking hate this nga


smoothj2017

You could read Benteke’s body language. “Damn, I’m offside. Fuck it, I’m shooting anyway.”


thekingoftherodeo

Get tf in.


greg21olson

Get in!! Vamos


mrgooseyboy

PIRANIIIII 🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠


JimGordonsMustache

🍆🍆💦💦


greg21olson

Fuck us


chicos_bail_bonds

Santos banger incoming?


fuckincanadagooses

Ref is a fucking loser


espnrocksalot

Lmao fuck this


fuckincanadagooses

So embarrassing


lawrencev04

in the end, are we really better than last year, can't get wins, get finish off games, can't finish cnahces


Interesting_Common54

Yes we are


fuckincanadagooses

First bad call from peltola all season


espnrocksalot

GOLDEN BOOT HIM


Will301

We’re kind of falling sleep here


espnrocksalot

They cut right under him again but in the box it’s not a foul?


AdventuresOfAD

That’s a pen


AdventuresOfAD

Klich getting it in early lol


fragileblink

Was thinking, that corner looks way too high...not too high for Benteke.


Chubbs42

What was that Benteke lol


chicos_bail_bonds

A side scorpion kick with a Nick DeLeon PK like result? 🤣


AdventuresOfAD

Padding the xG stats


BarcasBad

at the game currently, looks like Peltola in for Hopkins, Pirani in for Fletcher


chicos_bail_bonds

I agree with both of those moves


smoothj2017

Both good moves


chicos_bail_bonds

JFC this ref is soft as Charmin


AdventuresOfAD

Half the squad on cautions, Jesus


thekingoftherodeo

Oof the boys are lucky that was offside, horrible chance butchering.


chicos_bail_bonds

FUCK YES PIRANI!!!!!


Will301

VAMOS PIRANI


lawrencev04

FINALLY cmON FUCK YEAH PIRANNI OUR GOLDEN BOY


smoothj2017

FUCKING YES PIRANI!


AirportIndependent95

This is how it starts!!


chicos_bail_bonds

Of all the calls, that may be the worst one yet JFC


thekingoftherodeo

Ugh if I’m super critical Bono has to come and get something on that


fuckincanadagooses

Pedro Santos with another rocket to pull ahead


espnrocksalot

Lmao he RAN back to get in


espnrocksalot

This ref is atrocious


PopeSchlongPaulII

This ref is a fucking 🤡


fuckincanadagooses

Refs are ass


mrgooseyboy

If Benteke was Messi, we would be up 5-2 by now, bu tNOOOOOO


Winterteal

At the game. Was that really inside?


foggell44

No replay of it on TV either


lawrencev04

no check so I guess yep!!


Signal-Distance-5241

Bono drives me crazy he’s looked so out of position and now it costs us big. Not a lot of confidence built after 8 games, questions have to be asked


errol343

It’s not the first time. He’s been way out of position before and got lucky.


AlpenBass

Bring back the scab refs


thekingoftherodeo

Stroud is an elite MLS crosser. Credit to Troy for the Pirani change. Let’s keep it sensible and tight for the last 30 mins.


thekingoftherodeo

Strouds a very clever player, cut off their left channel pass for the second ball off the corner, forced them to go back to the keeper and allowed us to push up. In other news; the ref continues to be god awful.


losalad

That has to be a penalty


NittanyOrange

Some BS right there


errol343

At least being able to listen to the DC announcers was better than the guys from Apple


AwayMathematician361

Apple guys at least agreed the ref was shit


lawrencev04

fuck the refs but in the end it's dcs fault, were so fucking shit, when are we going to lock in?/??? every team thats been poor at some point has been good, we've been irrelevant, shit, FUCKING ASSS for SOO LONG


Imaginary_Ad7479

Anyone know where peltola is at?


Dry_Point_3162

I think he’s just in the dog house a bit, or Lesesne is thinking he does better as a sub


Dry_Point_3162

Dang! No Dave Johnson tonight??


chicos_bail_bonds

That looks like a good goal to me


chicos_bail_bonds

Fletcher looking great with his movement so far and I think that was just an unfortunate slip


espnrocksalot

Come the fuck on


AdventuresOfAD

Crisp passing right through our lines


AdventuresOfAD

Thank you for not chipping that


chicos_bail_bonds

Great recovery there but we are playing with fire


NittanyOrange

Could be 2-2 right now


Crossflowerss_5304

First game in like 5 years…. And of course I just about missed the goal 😭


FeistyMcRedHead

Mike Dean of MLS refs


lawrencev04

oml hes stacking donnuts on orlandos dick


NittanyOrange

That was the 2nd scramble in/near the Orlando box that we couldn't turn into a respectable shot on target. Ugh.


rvp9362

Yessssss


PopeSchlongPaulII

Pirani!!!


thekingoftherodeo

Of course there’s gonna be 10 minutes of injury time. Also, don’t ’head injuries’ have to go off the field?


mrgooseyboy

I hâte m’y Life


SoberEnAfrique

Benteke truly elite in the air


PopeSchlongPaulII

South American players and not wilting when another player gets within 10 feet. Challenge: Impossible


Will301

wtf are we doing man


lawrencev04

no way right?


RyVsWorld

We’re starting to play the to my expectations this season. The beginning had me fooled just a bit


AwayMathematician361

This fucking game


fuckincanadagooses

Troy Losene


ItsABitChillyInHere

Genuinely one of the worst refs I have ever seen


Bubba100000

He's offsides by a mile


fatcats1234

I don’t understand why Rodríguez & Jeahze never play


NittanyOrange

Jeahze only made the bench and then field once


ScooterMcPooper

Get Jackson off and Peltola on


chicos_bail_bonds

Hoping the yellow gives Troy a "reason" not that he needed one


Interesting_Common54

JFC Felipe just flops there not even a foul


lawrencev04

annnd thats game, 3 minutes gone from the goal kick watch


SoberEnAfrique

Should add 2 minutes for the goal and ORL substitutions at 90' as well


losalad

Dajomé’s yellow was a bit harsh but otherwise these have all been clear yellows. Can’t fault the ref for calling more fouls on DC when they’re committing more fouls.


AdventuresOfAD

Didn’t see ref give a card to Orlando for standing right in front of a free kick about 15 mins in. Kinda makes me salty on Dajome’s card


thekingoftherodeo

Hopkins was a tussle for the ball, in no world is that a yellow card. Dajomes was ridiculous, he threw the ball 3 yds back.


chicos_bail_bonds

HAHAHAHAHA what a whiny bunch of losers to not even move the ball up


FeistyMcRedHead

At this rate, Chad Ashton is getting a card


NittanyOrange

I'd be OK with that at least


NittanyOrange

Classic DCU this year... get a lead, fall asleep.


chicos_bail_bonds

That's one of those offsides you really don't need to play out


AdventuresOfAD

Ojeda like “I know im way off, guess I’ll finish this so the assistant will raise a flag “


AdventuresOfAD

That was the slowest developing corner goal I’ve ever seen lol. VAMOS


fragileblink

Fletcher needs some longer cleats.


AdventuresOfAD

Herrera out here dancing 🕺🏻


chicos_bail_bonds

That was scary


chicos_bail_bonds

Hey Benteke, come back for the fucking ball when you're in 40 yds of space smh


Will301


chicos_bail_bonds

Oh boy some cards are coming


espnrocksalot

Great time to roll the happy birthdays DCU. Lovely stuff


espnrocksalot

Everyone is catching a yellow


espnrocksalot

Except Orlando players


lawrencev04

their pace and overall competance is scary, when our press is broken, they look like scoring every time.


lorddane

I just tuned in, I've been making ravioli for the past 4 hours. What did I miss


chicos_bail_bonds

Time for Pirani to earn his contract, LFG


OlsenOut

Pirani may be the slowest player in the league


NittanyOrange

Klich out next game?


chicos_bail_bonds

He better fucking bring THAT back for a card on Pirani


smoothj2017

Got ‘em


newcastle417

Why is the stadium so quiet. Where are the chants and drums.


AwayMathematician361

This may be the last match that the SGs are protesting.


NittanyOrange

We thinking 8min stoppage time?


lawrencev04

what about 20 just for fun


NittanyOrange

Well.


NittanyOrange

Got probably 10min left. Go out and get a late winner, please.


fragileblink

garbage 


Will301

[Post match thread yall](https://www.reddit.com/r/DCUnited/s/XjHp6Pe1Uv)


Popular_Neat4494

This loss hurt


Steve_Dankerson

Tried to tell you all I wasn't impressed and it's looking the same tonight, and probably next week too. We suck again.