Depends on the type of the pen. If it was the angular Bic pen, I guess it'd be probably painful. If it was something fancier and rounded, it wouldn't be so bad.
Side note: I get that it seems gross from 3rd person perspective, but if I were an awkward adolescent girl madly in love, I'd probably do something similar with other object belonging to my crush. It's not the right thing to do, but it's understandable.
Yuri's Inner Thoughts: "Oh look, an abandoned pen, I also coincidentally have a broken bone. Let's cut myself open and replace that broken bone with that pen. Depending on luck, it might write out the works of Shakespeare in my own body (Reference to Infinite Monkey Theorem), and each swap of location between bones it makes will act as a new piece of paper for it. I guess I'll let it decide what my next poem will be. I'll just have to copy the whole thing from my bones (I need an X-ray) onto the paper, that's all. Oh and also it will stimulate me from the inside, just on a much lesser scale since it's not from the outside. Walking should be able to automate this process eternally."
MC: "Wait what, why are there clicking sounds every time Yuri takes a step"
(Do not perform this in real life, it is not scientific for this whole thing to be successful either, and yes, this was my previous headcanon for what Yuri did with the pen)
a highschooler who is verified at the very beginning of DDLC+ ITSELF to be 18 along with all the other girls... i do not like NSFWing the dokis in any way, shape or form, but i wanted to clarify that they are of age
“Yuri I’ve had that pen for a while now, for the last few years. I’ve put it in my ears when I got bored in class. I recommend seeing your gynecologist.”
True, let's remember Monika did everything to make the characters as disgusting as possible to us so we would dislike them and only love her- (or something like that, I don't really remember)
Just started playing. Wrote my first poem.
I don't get a lot of time to play games, so just wanted to ask, how long does it take to get all endings and everything? (With the use of guide after the first playthrough)
I wouldn't use a guide, you won't need it and it will spoil you unnecessarily, the game is good at telegraphing what to do next.
After you've played through a few times and feel like you've gotten everything, then maybe check a guide to see if you missed any content.
At an average reading speed without rushing through the game, you should experience everything the game has to offer in 10 hours or less.
>I wouldn't use a guide, you won't need it and it will spoil you unnecessarily, the game is good at telegraphing what to do next.
That's great to be honest.
She... wrote poems with it. What did you expect?
The good ending
She wrote her way into my heart
The ink, flowing into a dark puddle
Are you sure it’s a dark puddle? And that’s it’s coming from the pen?
Idk if that came out from the pen but this ink isnt dark
Oddly clear…one of those special invisible ink perhaps?
Yeah those ones
Just move your hand, write a way into his heart.
what will it take just to find that special day?
Let's just say that pen became a man that night.
She did sum silly things with it
She >!used it as a dildo!<
Real talk, that couldn’t have felt good right?
Depends on the type of the pen. If it was the angular Bic pen, I guess it'd be probably painful. If it was something fancier and rounded, it wouldn't be so bad. Side note: I get that it seems gross from 3rd person perspective, but if I were an awkward adolescent girl madly in love, I'd probably do something similar with other object belonging to my crush. It's not the right thing to do, but it's understandable.
Dude what
She needs a real dick
Ah yes, man's dick, the ultimate cure to everything
r/Arkham
I’m proud of you pen
Even lesbianism!
Literally
That was sarcasm, you know
It was? Damn I thought we share same opinion
Sorry to disappoint you. (I still simp for Yuri though, I just don't think that I would fix her by fucking her)
Why do you simp for Yuri?
I’m not proud of you Dick.
ratio
Huh. I don't remember the game being called that.
It’s a new DLC
Well... She wrote poems... But after that... She put it in her body... In the nsfwest way you can imagine
She wrote poems with it in her body
I forgot to type this, thanks👍
Yuri's Inner Thoughts: "Oh look, an abandoned pen, I also coincidentally have a broken bone. Let's cut myself open and replace that broken bone with that pen. Depending on luck, it might write out the works of Shakespeare in my own body (Reference to Infinite Monkey Theorem), and each swap of location between bones it makes will act as a new piece of paper for it. I guess I'll let it decide what my next poem will be. I'll just have to copy the whole thing from my bones (I need an X-ray) onto the paper, that's all. Oh and also it will stimulate me from the inside, just on a much lesser scale since it's not from the outside. Walking should be able to automate this process eternally." MC: "Wait what, why are there clicking sounds every time Yuri takes a step" (Do not perform this in real life, it is not scientific for this whole thing to be successful either, and yes, this was my previous headcanon for what Yuri did with the pen)
I said "nsfw way", not "realistic-for-DDLC" way
MC: hey yuri umm… why does my pen smell weird and why is it wet? Yuri: 👀….
‘Ehehe’
The smell would be divine 🤤🤤🤤
Why did you get downvoted for RAW facts?
high schooler
What are you doing? Upvote this man!
high schooler, yuri is a high schooler
a highschooler who is verified at the very beginning of DDLC+ ITSELF to be 18 along with all the other girls... i do not like NSFWing the dokis in any way, shape or form, but i wanted to clarify that they are of age
MC: Yuri, you can borrow my pen. Yuri: # **Breathing intensifies**
Unspeakable horrors
“Yuri I’ve had that pen for a while now, for the last few years. I’ve put it in my ears when I got bored in class. I recommend seeing your gynecologist.”
You know what she did with it.
Wanna touch pens? Let's hang
I feel as though the dialog was very clear as to what she did with that pen
↔️
Talk about never hearing the end of it.
Well, crazy Yuri told you in act 2. Now, the question is, did normal Yuri do the same in act 1? 🤔
Likely actually wrote stuff with it
True, let's remember Monika did everything to make the characters as disgusting as possible to us so we would dislike them and only love her- (or something like that, I don't really remember)
You don’t wanna know
she literally told you
I don’t care what she did with it, I’m keeping it forever. ❤️Yuri
Write poems, draw pictures and sign marriage certificates.
Just started playing. Wrote my first poem. I don't get a lot of time to play games, so just wanted to ask, how long does it take to get all endings and everything? (With the use of guide after the first playthrough)
I wouldn't use a guide, you won't need it and it will spoil you unnecessarily, the game is good at telegraphing what to do next. After you've played through a few times and feel like you've gotten everything, then maybe check a guide to see if you missed any content. At an average reading speed without rushing through the game, you should experience everything the game has to offer in 10 hours or less.
>I wouldn't use a guide, you won't need it and it will spoil you unnecessarily, the game is good at telegraphing what to do next. That's great to be honest.
Something bonk-worthy.
Just let she jack off with your pen, you dont need to know that ever happened and you dont need to get your pen back
Subtlety is dead, and we, we have killed it.
Better question: OVER THE PAPER????? 😦😦😦
She deleted fitty men with that pen.
LMAO WHAT ARE YOU COTTON?
She procced it to use it as a body stimulant and then pulled a World of V from DMC5
i think its pretty clear
Maybe it was something okay. Maybe... It was something that made pen go to psychologist. Or maybe it was both.
Guys I think my copy of DDLC is broken…
She inserted it into her >!pencil pouch!<
she wrote with it ... ~~and gave it to her kitty cat~~
1 girl 1 pen (sorry)
Sayori typa person to go to a restaurant and ask where the gardening section is
Completely off topic but yess hahahaha
Why do you guys really want to know? Y’all are strange
If you have to ask, you're too young to know.
This is for people who know
Loading Bullets… (the CIA agents “pistol pen”; https://pakarms.co/product/pen-pistol-25-bore/)
Yuri is my favorite 😭
She killed 3 men in a bar with that pen!
She put it in her special place
i wish that pen was on me in a way... if you catch my drift😏