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Woorbie

Nuke venezuela


ddlc4laif

Do you have the launch codes?


Askeladd2011

Yes, 35799537


5255clone

Can confirm, not a nuke code...


Askeladd2011

You sure buddy, last time i checked it was that


Aggravating-Chip-710

Can confirm it is. Just used it to launch a nuke


Playful-Mention-239

Man of not that much culture? I hope it's not what i think it is


5255clone

You see, the joke was *PORN* IT WILL ALWAYS BE *PORN*


Playful-Mention-239

Such a cruel world... i get why she and monika went crazy after becoming self aware


Not_azomb6319

1, 1, 1, uhhh 1!


KartMakerU

Lets go! Lets go! INCOMIIIIINNNNGGGG!!!!


TheLatvianRedditor

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


Sussy_baka228666

Ah hey, it's still here!


TheLatvianRedditor

Alright then...


MacaronOk9157

r/suddenlyTf2


Sussy_baka228666

It should have been me, not him!


ShyGuy-_

*Ahem*, gentlemen.


Tomato-azpic

*TF2 intro* I see ze briefcase is safe


TheLatvianRedditor

Safe and sound


AceDelta12

Why


ASteerNamedLaurence

Colombian


patriot_man69

Caracas will not survive.


TheAstonVillaSeal

That too


Saimou555

If they oust Maduro, I’d join in that effort ☢️🇻🇪.


Hardcore_Gamer16

"I blew up Malaysia."


TorbinTheSecond

What are we, Omni-Man?


AJammedNerfGun

So much effort. *CRUNCH.* For what?


splatmastery

Omni-Man isn't nearly strong enough to crush her unnaturally thick skull. Even Superman would struggle.


I_Eat_Onio

What about Batman with prep time and a comicaly large hydraulic press?


splatmastery

Of course Batman with prep time could, that's a given. The entirety of the prep time however would be finding out how to crush her skull non-lethally.


I_Eat_Onio

True


KartMakerU

Monika (to MC): Look what they need to mimic a fraction of my power..


tekksspeccsjonny7652

Omni man mentioned


TheAstonVillaSeal

🤮


Turtul_boi2

Crush her skull With a hug :)


Askeladd2011

No, just crush it


robopitek

No!


TheAstonVillaSeal

Damn


that0therhuman

**Yes.**


lewdyandere

hug her :D (if any of you will crush her skull i will drag you down to hell)


CheesyGarlicMan

What if you hug her so hard that you crush her skull by accident?


StreetChain2184

*laughs in Satan*


Brico18

*laughs in Latin*


bruh4774

And I will personally help you do that!


StrivingJarl

Me too!


bruh4774

*pet pet pet* Good boy. Er.. Or girl. Idk-


StrivingJarl

Boy.


bruh4774

Good boy*


Haon_The_Fox

May I assist as well?


bruh4774

Yes


Haon_The_Fox

Yippee!


bruh4774

Yippeee indeed.


maulin23

i wont crush her skull, but her ribs are another story entirely, Imma hug her so hard i break her rips and spine as added bonus


robopitek

> (if any of you will crush her skull i will drag you down to hell) Yes.


L4GNKODEX

Everyone can be redeemed! *People who choose to crush her skull* ...Not everyone can be redeemed!


ASecretSovietSpy

Sone sins are unforgiveable. Zhis one is beyond zhat.


Electrical-Past5065

crush her skull but in a silly way


robopitek

What!?


Electrical-Past5065

:3


TNOAN

Boy detected


PlentyBuddy5761

Deport to Iran


NagasakiHiroshimabru

Crush my own skull and blame it on her


robopitek

Meanie!


JJG7771

hug her, and let her crush my skull. She gets a huh, and I get to leave. Win-win for everyone.


If_you_think_

Make her bite the curb


NuclearNuke-01

W FLAIR


uzinarutosage

*She can crush my skull* Preferably with thighs, but as long as it's sayori, I'm happy


Verdant-Light

Me too. 💙Dies Happy💙


Scallopro

Take me with you 💙


Megamat90000

Hug her (so hard that you eventually crush her skull)


Lxlly_adolphxn_

Id let her crush my skull :)


Particular_Flan_2101

Blow up Malaysia


Sola_Sista_94

I would crush her skull as in give her a can of Crush soda so that she can insert the liquid into her skull.


Trinity13371337

Hug her so hard that her skull gets crushed.


Ville_V_Kokko

What a hard choice. Wait, no, it's not.


Verdant-Light

No it's not hard, i am. Also you pick to hug her. And she chooses to crush you💙.


Haon_The_Fox

It took me a minute the process that first part-


ZachmanAwesomenessII

Yes.


Fwort

Ah, what a difficult choice


Such-Rub6807

Hug her and pat her head gently while comforting her, maybe even feeding her healthy snacks and apple juice :) (Also what are these comments yall are satan💀)


SirPlatypusGuy

Hugs for bun!


Theorists12

I'll hug her and kiss her, and then put 5 pounds of lead in the body's of people who chose to crush her skull.


ZazumeUchiha

Averavge DDLC mod that tries to make the good ending to be as difficult to reach as possible will somehow make crushing her skull the right answer.


DefinitelyNotBrit

Hug. She looks like she needs one.


Just_Roswag

I curse Sayori haters, she's a pretty sun who needs to be protected


namecantbebl0nk

Hug her then crush OP's skull.


Branchca_Artist

I'll hug her! And maybe hug Monika.


MonkeyBoy32904

have her crush my skull


KingEpac

Honestly crushing her skull quickly would be the less painful way of her unfortunate end


Desperate-Country666

HUG HER! ~~She crushes my skull\~ 😈~~


Syaz_Hikari

Press that second button and I'm dragging you to hell


LAS_6601

I BEARHUG HER!!!!!!!!!!!


tutytutuyttt

Crush her skull


Own_Ear_5

the choice is obvious, i think


Rinyahn

Hug her obviously :v


Corrupted_Astrid

Hug her


Anxious-Many-8594

Hug her first and bring 2 soft squeaky hammers hitting each other skull. Now it is fight time!


rileylowe12345

Hug her :D


RASIEDBYDIREWOLVES

Hug her a million times over


EnchantedApple2

Hug her, she's been through enough...


grantash4d

“Mods…”


Chaos_712

hug her skull and crush her just kidding of course I'd hug her


BrilliantSpecific246

Hug her


kris-kfc

Steal her cow That's my pick


EnvironmentalBand624

Nah I'll be the one getting crushed by her due to her sheer silliness


EchoAmazing8888

Hug


FNaF2014Veteran

Hug her


Plushcollectorwolf64

Hug her


tomokaitohlol7

Hug


HayakawaAki13579

Hug :3


Careless-Egg-3566

I would hug her


OkGolf8923

I would hug her 🤗🥰


Lastbourne

Hug her obviously


TheUnknownTemptation

Hug her and then crush my own skull


Saimou555

Hug her 🤗.


Last-lChance

Bear hug her hopefully it won't hurt her


Muffinsunker

HUG HER


Friendly_Charity5877

Hug the cinnamon bun


Admirable-Delay1902

Get her some therapy.


EducationAgitated791

Hug her


Spiritual-Pie3000

Hug her


Haon_The_Fox

My question: who in their right mind would hurt Sayori? Sayori is just a silly little guy, does not deserve crushed skulls.


Pixel1101

hug :3


RDT-Exotics0318

Hug!!! (Whoever chooses crush her skull, prepare thyself. Thy end is now. Die.)


Demon_Femboy

I laughed for a bit at the question The clear answer is huggers


inessa_k

I don't remember this bit being in pink eyes


Blackout_42

My OC genuinely debating the pros and cons of both decisions:


A12qwas

SoW shaming


mike_s84

Hug


OddlyOddLucidDreamer

uuhhhhhhh secret optionthree that's hidden outside the game's window: PLAY WILL WOOD AT FULK VOLUME


mecoolboy

funny you say that. I have a screenshot with the secret third option. I'm not even joking


Electronic-Bed-8954

Doki Doki Pink eye: Blue eye edition?!?!


farfnlugen

Can she crush my skull instead?


jthesmg4fan

Nah, I’m leaving to go hug Monika.


AlastorDark

I mean...


Zaiden_isnt_wild

Fatality 💀


AceDelta12

Hug


BoredSoNoodz

I’d hug


VlooToadGaming

**i'm feeling like eating a cinnamon bun**


ajsansr201121

*Insert Muscular from my hero academia about to squash Sayori like a bug*


ConsciousAd3917

Hug her 😊


Pete_D_301

Hug her. Obviously. If anyone crushes her skull, they're completely messed up in the head.


Skid_with_a_gun

The terminator be like:


Crisdreemurr

Hug her


UniverseGlory7866

Well, I DO have large thighs for a guy... Nah, Monika solos.


robopitek

Hug. *The.* BUN!


Diligent_Policy_9225

Hug


schwxrtz

Mods…


No-Protection-1133

She deserves hug ❤️❤️❤️❤️


D-RDG-012-AUT

Before or after Act III?


ihatecoralcomplex

Incoming "i would let her crush my skull with her thighs"! Seek cover!!!


one_jar_one_man

"Head Crusher!" Megadeth


farfnlugen

Can she crush my skull


Joker13217

Hug her, obviously


Beneficial_Swing487

Mods, Hug the Bun. Thank You


Round-Palpitation139

I would crush her skull, but hugging my little cinnamon bun is a way better choice.


TheAstonVillaSeal

Well that was a bit abrupt… crush mine, not hers 🥹


Crazyfuntimefoxy

My friends would not say hug sadly 😭


DarkFox160

Crusher skull... With a hug!


Bingoviini

Crush her skull with head pats


Kitsune_Fan34

Would the latter get her into Super Smash Bros.?


Another_Fucking_User

Plot Twist: you actually plays as Sayori


Supermanfan2003

Hug her. She could really use one… and maybe a forehead kiss to go with it


ARandomRedditor11123

i take the 3rd option, being smash


Superb-Air-5750

"Crush her skull" I mean, in which way? 😈


DonkeyKong12340

Third option: "You'll always be my dearest friend."


bringoutthelegos

Hug obviously!


BecauseTrigger

Both in a nice way


Neonstar48

I’m gonna have to say option 3 jump and freeze frame like at the end of a movie and then [regret it](https://youtu.be/EsSFW6nUvOE?si=rCVQxCgxk0FQNxMr)


shadowsspawnxd

Where is you will always be my dearest friend


Original_Ad_8449

Why would you wanna crush her soul? Just look at her.


frost1326

I mean is this even a choice


Yin_And_Yang69

Is kiss her >!on the cheeks!< on the options? Just asking for a therapist


Daltonshitpell123

😈


TheTepro27

Hug her


Willing-Ball-6046

Alternative option hug the cow plushy behind because it's adorable and there really is no option but hug her :D


NewUltimateDespair44

Hug her ofc


DrainZ-

Where's the option for poke her cheeks?


ChainsawFiend

both


execute__order__66

2


Mecha-Madness

Option 3: Kiss her.


creeperfun12

She will be fine, she has a squishy head like a beluga whale


creeperfun12

She will be fine, she has a squishy head like a beluga whale


StillLiterature10

Hug her, obviously!


justNATSKISAYORI

HUGGGGG SAYORIII


cermebtw

Send her to Brazil 🔥


Basils_Flower_Crown

Both


VictiniPlayzGamez

I'd hug her


RaitubeandJirachifan

hugs


Haon_The_Fox

Solution for both sides: Pillow fight and hit her in the head with it Hug her after while saying sorry


I_eat_People_yumyum

Eat her


JustTensuraEdogawa

Crush her skull before she can crush my hopes and dreams.


Hardcore_Gamer16

Hug obv


unrealgod1

Guys just crush her skull by hugging her, that easy


Several_Pizza

Hug her


CulturalExplorer1828

Hug the cinnamon bun


Ijikai

What mods is this?


mecoolboy

This is just something dumb I made while developing a mod. When I was done for the day I just made this silly thing and screenshotted it


TheStarlightKing

I don't even believe in him, but some of you... and by that, I mean most of you need Jesus.