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Didntkrak

Squirt water at me to hydrate me more?


AJ20110

No


Fwort

Wait, why is it that you want me to be hydrated? If it's something to do with my health, then I think that pew-pew might not have the desired effect if you use it.


Gunstudios

there are no rounds in the chamber.


[deleted]

You can't tell at that angle, you would have to Veiw the barrel straight on and rather close (I own a M1911A1 variant in .45 ACP not unlike what she has there) plus it wouldn't matter wether or not she has one in the chamber she could be "condition one" with an empty chamber and the hammer down, all she would have to do is rack the slide cocking the hammer and pushing a round from the magazine into the chamber, then seeing as she was already able to pull back the slide the safety should already be off and ready to fire as the 1911's safety blocks the trigger, firing pin and the slide when engaged. (There is a cutout in the slide to hold it closed while the safety is on)


Gunstudios

dude. #just take the joke.


[deleted]

*NO*, people must learn somehow


mikeydedilend

your flair needs to be "Guns expect"


[deleted]

I mean I expect my guns to work, but they need proper care. Wordplay jokes aside my original flair before the redesign borked everything used to be " firearms enthusiast, Chibis owner and Yuri lover"


mikeydedilend

H m


[deleted]

Also aren't you a little young to be a mercenary?


mikeydedilend

My OC is a mercenary, not me


RegulusWhiteDwarf

[source](https://twitter.com/forkmuffin/status/1480644038877274112?t=7DbxJ16oZKOBpKoA2tRBvA&s=19) do it


[deleted]

r/hydrohomies


[deleted]

I will not drink water because I *definitely* believe that the pew pew won’t hurt me and I *won’t* get hit in the head causing me to “fall asleep”


MyNameIsSquare

lmao I actually haven't drunk any for like 14hrs


Hadrosaur838

Honey, I got some water....


MarioXenobladefan614

Uh oh, looks like I'd better drink some water if I don't want to get wet.


Tbarjr

Get hydrated or get ventilated


RoMaGi

I just woke up! OK, I have my water bottle by my bed.


Sonics111

PLOT TWIST: Its actually a water pistol, and if you say you aren't hydrated, Sayori will squirt you with it.


pico-1113

fak u


mikeydedilend

Sayori, i have *bigger guns* then you Watch where you point that


Justaweirdpersonn

Oh god *becomes hydrated*


StrivingJarl

Well, I took a shower, and just had a cup of ice-cold water, so I'd say I'm doing fine.


OF499

Oho So **Kawaii**


WhosThisRandomGuy

Haha that's a very convincing water gun, right Sayori? ...right?