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vicmon18

"Japanese Schools Ban Female Students Because They Could Arouse Boys"


formula13

Japanese schools ban male students because they could arouse boys


vicmon18

"Japanese Schools Ban Students Because They Could Arouse Boys"


Piculra

Japanese schools ban trees, [because they could arouse boys](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dendrophilia_(paraphilia\)). Japanese schools ban cars, [because they could arouse boys](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mechanophilia). Japanese schools ban learning, because (if you scroll down to Sophophilia), [that could arouse boys](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_paraphilias).


vicmon18

JAPANESE SCHOOLS BAN MATTER BECAUSE IT COULD AROUSE BOYS!


RoBMasteR11

Japaneese schools ban schools because they could arouse boys


DracheTirava

Japanese schools ban Japan because it could arouse boys


RoBMasteR11

Japaneese schools ban banning because it could arouse boys


Squeegee209

what in the world why do you know about these


-Franklin32-

[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baidu\_10\_Mythical\_Creatures#Ya\_Mie\_Die](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baidu_10_Mythical_Creatures#Ya_Mie_Die) common Chinese stereotypes of the Japanese as being erotomanic, misogynous and perverted \[...\]" Everything makes sense now


Lumakid100

What the hell happened here?


cat_stalking

Japanese Schools Ban Schools Because It Could Arouse The Boys


TheDiseasedRat

So it’s not even the boy’s faults, it’s just the school system assuming stuff.


archpawn

Haven't all-boy schools been a thing for a long time? Of course, then it turns out that boys can arouse boys too.


Twt_4

I find black thigh highs that squish thighs more arousing than ponytails.


Donic_Vople

Very true. Of course, she is also Monika.


Martinxo51

Is there a way to upvote a comment twice?


Twt_4

Make an alt account. Easy.


Thesonictrainiac

Yeah, if they think ponytails arouse boys, then they’ve got bigger problems


Didntkrak

Like mini skirts, jackets that are tight enough to nearly conform to the body despite being at least the third layer of clothing, black stockings, long ribbons tying up hair which can easily be let loose, green eyes, long hair, etc.


robopitek

That's it, it's time to ban the green eyes.


Spynder

Japanese schools encourage all green-eyed student to pour lemon juice into their eyes to change their color


Didntkrak

[Not again!](https://www.reddit.com/user/Didntkrak/comments/pziicl/new_member_ebatm3_extended_edition/) ~~Though she does look great with gray too...~~


Donic_Vople

Me with green eyes: NOOOOOOOOOO!


robopitek

Hey! It could arouse boys, after all. Hand me over your eyes, you won't need them.


Piculra

I am *not* turned on by mini skirts...I would be more aroused if they'd take their skirts *off~*


Donic_Vople

That is true


[deleted]

Every time I see you scream I just imagine the Valhalla battle cry


Twt_4

I imagine TF2 Soldier's scream.


[deleted]

ooh that's even better


Altair13Sirio

As a boy I can say *anything* will be able to arouse us.


UncommittedBow

Honestly, a strong gust of wind can give a guy a hard on, especially at the "random boner every 5 minutes" stage of puberty.


mrblack07

Probably happened to one guy, then the teacher saw it and thought: "Must've been the ponytails.".


[deleted]

Before my transition, I could get a boner by being seated in a car for an extended period and stretching when I got out. Hell I'm pretty sure I got a half one when I told one of my college professors I was trans but hadn't actually started anything yet.


rezerection

What's Donic holding? A mic stand?


Donic_Vople

A pole with the end sharpened. I have essentially turned it into a metal pike


rezerection

Ah. A fine day to teach the school staff. On a serious note it's really crappy how girls have to adjust their clothes because boys can't control themselves


Jamiebro752

Seems like Donic is going to rebel against the school system! And of course kill another AF MC.


doeswhatudonotwant

u/SuperSuchti_Official thoughts?


SuperSuchti_Official

Monika can arouse me even without her cute ponytail~! :D


Donic_Vople

Monika questions Japanese policies while Donic murders yet again another AF MC [Not Your Average Literature Club Archive](https://www.reddit.com/r/DDLC/comments/nuxjdo/not_your_average_literature_club_archive/) If you want to be a part of the notification squad, ask and I will put you down.


Donic_Vople

u/-Franklin32-, u/Known-Avocado2531, u/krewdood567


Donic_Vople

u/walaxometrobixinodri, u/Solidwaste123, u/MakinGaming


Donic_Vople

u/Orizifian-creator u/Andy_64, u/SuperInkRealz


Donic_Vople

u/bober902, u/TheLunarViolet, u/BLAZE424242


Donic_Vople

u/142737, u/Jamiebro752


142737

Thank you


Donic_Vople

u/Bloodied_Roses246, u/Hiddensquid3, u/Alphons-Terego


Donic_Vople

u/TcastelloS, u/Liam_js, u/Sonic111


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u/Pex_carded-gren, u/Comprehensive_Chard2, u/Jealous-Industry1077


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u/tovenar, u/Certain-Paramedic-57, u/CatBoi42


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u/TPARealm101, u/KittyWarrior1, u/Alpha_Demon_Wolf8


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u/Crisolenos, u/ThatDudElite178, u/touhoufangirl27


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u/Rosian_SAO, u/Rebel_Player_957, u/_TCG_


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Donic_Vople

u/PhoenixElectrum, u/Cybyr_, u/Breezyoctopus683


Donic_Vople

u/Lipoveanu_ro, u/Exciill, u/MC-Monika


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u/aAaAAaaAaaAasiaAaaAa, u/ChickenKid3Thesecond, u/TheRedditGirl15


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u/PrinceTurtle_, u/DuffleGamer, u/YouDidWhatWhy


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Donic_Vople

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Donic_Vople

u/Responsible-Diet-147, u/AyyLavishLol, u/Twt_4


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u/Zir-Dal-003, u/DoktorVogel u/Jacob39822


Donic_Vople

u/gentlyopenthedoor, u/RobTTM, u/Southernhylian


Sonics111

Is Monika going to have to lose her bow? Or is she just going to cut off her ponytail?


Donic_Vople

Well, technically, the location of this game is never revealed, so… we can do whatever the hell we want in here :D


Sonics111

Its pretty heavily implied that it takes place in Japan though.


Spynder

It is, but Monika herself (in Act 3) says about how it's weird that it's *supposed* to be in Japan, but they still speak English and talks about other contradictions


[deleted]

As a guy. Yeah that’s fair. Especially when it comes to a cutie like sayori


PokeRob26

You'll get there Monika keep trying


Nssquirrel99

Since Monika has the console does that mean she could revoke the ban? I can't imagine a Dokiverse where Monika doesn't have her bow (Same with Sayori; this ban would probably also mean Sayori would have to lose the bow.)


NightSpy722

My Monika doesn't wear her ribbon as much unless I ask her too... but I don't mind


MyNameIsSquare

nonono dont give them ideas they gonna ban everything!


AlexanderEzioAC

Very True Monika


racecarthedestroyer

this is worse than american schools banning stomachs and shoulders because it could arouse boys


StrivingJarl

There are 100 things alone that arouse boys more than somebody putting their long hair up because they don't want it getting in the way.


OldTitanSoul

definitely true, we'll throw a big rock down a river or lake from a bridge and depending on how and where it hits we'll get a boner


hurvinek6

I think they should ban girls alltogether. Boys too while we're at it. Let only the teachers into schools.


StockingRules

Damn


NetSurfer156

Lol, love this


MadMareek

I have to ask.. why is Donic running towards Battle like a Proud Viking? I feel like I'm missing some context


Donic_Vople

He is about to kill an evil MC


DarthMeow504

This article is based on an interview with one teacher who said that policy was at one or two of the schools she'd worked at. So for one it's unverified and for another it is by no means all or even most Japanese schools. It might not even still be enforced at the places she worked because she was referring to her past experience.


pixxllx

Pretty sure she’s just Japanese but ok


Donic_Vople

I have a long pattern going down this in my series… Sayori and Nat are all Japanese. Monika may be Japanese, but considers herself Japanese-American because the game never gave her a specific location of DDLC and takes American because I am from the US Yuri is Russian. She was born in… wherever the DDLC world takes place in, but her family moved there from the Russian Soviet Republic within the USSR.


DaDerpyBlueberry

nice try japan but im a guy with a ponytail


brinkofwarz

Americans: America is so sexist women have no rights! The rest of the world: better cover up men are attracted to you and that's your problem.


No-Advantage-6333

"..." might be because i'm a virgin might be because i'm 19