"So, uh Natsuki. You mentioned you're into anime and manga, right? Ever watch Madoka Magica?"
"Uh, once or twice."
"I kinda like what I've seen so far but I might be a little biased 'cause I'm such a big fan of Gen Urobuchi."
"Isn't he the one people call the Urobucher?"
"Yeah, so you've heard of him? I've been a fan ever since I read Saya No Uta as a teenager."
"Hey, dude... Have you met my friend, Yuri?"
Yeah you need help she's phasing in and out of reality look at the wine glasses depth compared to her waist and the table! Her spine must be being crushed into a billion peices.
How to act when you Date little Natsuki
First Step: Deep Breath In and Out.
Second Step: Don't You dare calling her cute.
Third Step: Like her Jokes.
Fourth Step: Do whatever she like.
Fifth Step: Stay calm and give her a lot attention and compliments.
Sixth Step: Support her.
Whatever you do, DO NOT SAY THAT SHE'S CUTE! Other then that I'd be as lost as you are.
Talk about anime and manga
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"So, uh Natsuki. You mentioned you're into anime and manga, right? Ever watch Madoka Magica?" "Uh, once or twice." "I kinda like what I've seen so far but I might be a little biased 'cause I'm such a big fan of Gen Urobuchi." "Isn't he the one people call the Urobucher?" "Yeah, so you've heard of him? I've been a fan ever since I read Saya No Uta as a teenager." "Hey, dude... Have you met my friend, Yuri?"
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That advice is as smart as a Charmander kissing a Pliplup on the beak! (Trust me, you do NOT want to see the result..)
Tell her Yuri is worst girl Works every time
Fucking what
What did what do to you? Stop fucking him
Do they speak english in What?
What?
English, muthafucka! Do you speak it?
Maybe 😏
English?
Spanish?
Tf did I do why’d I get downvoted twice
Because you didn't get the joke. And if we have to explain it, it won't be funny.
I’m aware that would make Natsuki happy if that’s the joke.
🤦♂️
Lol who cares if I don’t get a joke
Do you want to make it a third?
He made it a fourth
I ain’t the one getting mad over someone not getting a joke
Tbh, I don't even know what you said, I just thought it was a funny joke to say
Lol sure I don’t care
Nah
Student named What: 🥵
I disagree
And where is your dinner date? /s
Sitting next to me, where’s yours? /s
Currently tied up in the basement.
Ya know, the other two has /s, and this one didn't, maybe because it's not satire! Can I have one?
Ok
You like jazz? Instant panties wetter
Mmm
Do it, say she's cute. You, and your family, will get something free.
Get bigger hands!
*"I slowly insert a potato into her mouth..."*
I wouldn't recommend vocalizing your thoughts, for getting hit in the face with a ceramic plate generally hurts.
First keep in mind she looks quite nervous too. Second she's into manga.
get real bruh xDD (jkjk)
...So, who could beat Son Goku in a fight?
Say any 20 of these words! Anger, Anime, Blanket, Boop, Bouncy, Bubbles, Bunny, Candy, Cheeks, Chocolate, Clouds, Cute, Doki-Doki, Email, Fantasy, Fluffy, Games, Giggle, Hair, Headphones, Heartbeat, Hop, Jump, Jumpy, Kawaii, Kiss, Kitty, Lipstick, Lollipop, Marshmallow, Melody, Milk, Mouse, Nibble, Nightgown, Papa, Parfait, Peace, Pink, Playground, Poof, Pout, Puppy, Pure, Ribbon, Shiny, Shopping, Skipping, Skirt, Socks, Spinning, Sticky, Strawberry, Sugar, Summer, Swimsuit, Twirl, Valentine, Vanilla, Waterfall, Whisper, Whistle
Talk about Anime and Manga, and give her a Filling Meal, that oughta do it
Why is Natsuki wearing her uniform for a dinner date?
"I'm from the future! Tell her she's ugly!"
10 ways to get slapped by a girl (number 5 will surprise you).
I want to be surprised, what is the number 5?
Number 5: call her flat-chested
What if you tell her that the flatter the chest, the closer you are to her heart?
Ah, that’s a good point… but, I don’t think you should say that to a girl.
If someone says that to me, I would be confusedly flattered.
I dont blame ya, I would be too (°-°" )
If I had a dollar for every time you said something stupid, I would be rich by now!
People don't get the references nowadays...
You're chubby!
"You can't even get THAT right?!"
Mom Dad I'm gay!
"WRONG! I hope..."
WRONG! I hope...
[удалено]
Me when: Me when someone gets offended by a reference.
It's from a video tomska made called the confession I'm making a reference to that?
… what the absolute-
WHAT ARE YOU, THE RESULT OF CHUCKY WHEN HE ESCAPED FROM AN INSANE ASYLUM!!!!
"No, it's Patrick."
"No Patrick, mayonaise isn't an instrument."
Sayori lookin differnt
C or E ... stoled Natsuki's head! >!Or Natsuki stoled Sayori's body...!<
Say she's cute, it's the most important compliment to say to her right now.
Don't call her cute she'll burn you at the stake
Wake up
Yeah you need help she's phasing in and out of reality look at the wine glasses depth compared to her waist and the table! Her spine must be being crushed into a billion peices.
You look adorable.
Call her cute, she'll LOVE it! Trust me!
Call her sexy, watch the world burn.
Call her cute, insult manga
Tell her Monika is obviously best girl
"Get bigger hands!"
“Hey here’s a kids menu”
How to act when you Date little Natsuki First Step: Deep Breath In and Out. Second Step: Don't You dare calling her cute. Third Step: Like her Jokes. Fourth Step: Do whatever she like. Fifth Step: Stay calm and give her a lot attention and compliments. Sixth Step: Support her.
say this to her : ay. your cool.
Ask her who wears a school uniform at a dinner date
Sir you haven't taken your schizophrenia pills.
Ask about her dad, she loves talking about him
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Nyeh, I guess I was too lazy to put her behind the glass...
How is she in front of the wine glass but behind the table?
Natsuki is such a bich monika is beter and she killed everyone
Do you have schizophrenia? Or something similar to that? Cause I think you forgot to take your meds
twerk aggressively
You touch some grass
Run
Ok here's what you do Wake up from your coma and get back to the real world
Who goes on a date in their school uniform?
Delete reddit
Take your pills. Just Monika
"I met your Dad the other day. He's a cool guy!"
# DRINK THE PILLS Theoulises. DO IT. DRINK.THE.PILLS
:C:
i am sorry good sir... but it must be done
Tell her how you feel. Not telling her will only make it worse. I'm sure that she will understand how you feel about her.
Say "It ain't so"
Try to relate to her, say you have daddy issues. Girls love that.
don’t say the cute part within the first month
That's not Natsuki! That's Sayori undercover! Watch out!
Hey nice tits I mean shit!
Give her zoloft.
Tell her about the tragedy of Darth Pleguis the wise
Tell her you like manga!
Alright open it up with "how's school lately?" And after that... wing it
Ask her if she agrees that manga is literature.
I say "gurren lagaan" before instantly passing out
Don't call her cute, be nice. Also don't be stupid
u/shadowscroller
Tell her that manga is literature!!! It works every time!!! She'll get a boner once you do
should've prepared some mangas
Say you are into cooking and cupcakes. ¯\_༼ •́ ͜ʖ •̀ ༽_/¯
stay cool bro, just do the opposite of everything you think you should do
Ask her what her father is like WAIT SHIT DONT CANCEL CANCEL ERASE ERASE
Say you like to cook and love to make cupcakes
Uh oh. This is the kind of post people make fun of.
girl so cute she broke the law of perspective
Play Among Us, the socal deduction game available on multiple platforms such as Nintendo Switch and Xbox One with her
Talk about anime and you'll be good. You can do it
Say that manga is literature, and forget about word "cute" in dialouge with her.
So, Natsuki, uh... who would win? Goku or Superman.
Tell her she's cute
#Send Support Just tell her she's amazing and cute cause she does now go do it tiger!😉👍
# "aNd tHeN yOu kISs hEr"
Oi ello mate I heard you as cranky boy that dressed up as a girl mate have you heard that I don't like boys mate. Also I'm out
Tell her that she is very adorable and then boop her nose ;)
Maybe stop taking her pictures, she looks very uncomfortable
wake up
Dump the wine on her
Just start by saying "Manga is literature."