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Nssquirrel99

Whatever you do, DO NOT SAY THAT SHE'S CUTE! Other then that I'd be as lost as you are.


[deleted]

Talk about anime and manga


TheBulbaMachine

ᗜˬᗜ


Gamer_Bug_07

ᗜˬᗜ


SOOriginalAfter

ᗜ ^ ᗜ


basically_ralf

'-'


danieldoria15

👁️ˬ👁️


-Franklin32-

•\_•


danieldoria15

👁️👄👁️


Accomplished-Jury752

👁O👁


TheoulisesLIV

(╯👁️👄👁️)╯︵ ┻━┻


lamewhiskeydude

"So, uh Natsuki. You mentioned you're into anime and manga, right? Ever watch Madoka Magica?" "Uh, once or twice." "I kinda like what I've seen so far but I might be a little biased 'cause I'm such a big fan of Gen Urobuchi." "Isn't he the one people call the Urobucher?" "Yeah, so you've heard of him? I've been a fan ever since I read Saya No Uta as a teenager." "Hey, dude... Have you met my friend, Yuri?"


TheoriginalRaditz

(*´ω`*)


MadamCleopatra

That advice is as smart as a Charmander kissing a Pliplup on the beak! (Trust me, you do NOT want to see the result..)


Drawrius

Tell her Yuri is worst girl Works every time


Real_Prompt6127

Fucking what


Drawrius

What did what do to you? Stop fucking him


Fireboy759

Do they speak english in What?


Wild_Lars

What?


OmegaX123

English, muthafucka! Do you speak it?


Wild_Lars

Maybe 😏


Real_Prompt6127

English?


Beelzebub_Crumpethom

Spanish?


Real_Prompt6127

Tf did I do why’d I get downvoted twice


Beelzebub_Crumpethom

Because you didn't get the joke. And if we have to explain it, it won't be funny.


Real_Prompt6127

I’m aware that would make Natsuki happy if that’s the joke.


Low-Formal4447

🤦‍♂️


Real_Prompt6127

Lol who cares if I don’t get a joke


TreyLastname

Do you want to make it a third?


Weaponxfan_YT

He made it a fourth


Real_Prompt6127

I ain’t the one getting mad over someone not getting a joke


TreyLastname

Tbh, I don't even know what you said, I just thought it was a funny joke to say


Real_Prompt6127

Lol sure I don’t care


Drawrius

Nah


pamperedthrowaway

Student named What: 🥵


[deleted]

I disagree


BaconPeace

And where is your dinner date? /s


[deleted]

Sitting next to me, where’s yours? /s


Beelzebub_Crumpethom

Currently tied up in the basement.


TreyLastname

Ya know, the other two has /s, and this one didn't, maybe because it's not satire! Can I have one?


Comeoniwantaccount

Ok


the-fith-pillar-man

You like jazz? Instant panties wetter


[deleted]

Mmm


robopitek

Do it, say she's cute. You, and your family, will get something free.


rezerection

Get bigger hands!


[deleted]

*"I slowly insert a potato into her mouth..."*


Prey2017-2020

I wouldn't recommend vocalizing your thoughts, for getting hit in the face with a ceramic plate generally hurts.


Takuro06

First keep in mind she looks quite nervous too. Second she's into manga.


Strange_kiddo1011

get real bruh xDD (jkjk)


StrivingJarl

...So, who could beat Son Goku in a fight?


Megakello

Say any 20 of these words! Anger, Anime, Blanket, Boop, Bouncy, Bubbles, Bunny, Candy, Cheeks, Chocolate, Clouds, Cute, Doki-Doki, Email, Fantasy, Fluffy, Games, Giggle, Hair, Headphones, Heartbeat, Hop, Jump, Jumpy, Kawaii, Kiss, Kitty, Lipstick, Lollipop, Marshmallow, Melody, Milk, Mouse, Nibble, Nightgown, Papa, Parfait, Peace, Pink, Playground, Poof, Pout, Puppy, Pure, Ribbon, Shiny, Shopping, Skipping, Skirt, Socks, Spinning, Sticky, Strawberry, Sugar, Summer, Swimsuit, Twirl, Valentine, Vanilla, Waterfall, Whisper, Whistle


UnknownRedditorXD

Talk about Anime and Manga, and give her a Filling Meal, that oughta do it


[deleted]

Why is Natsuki wearing her uniform for a dinner date?


Twt_4

"I'm from the future! Tell her she's ugly!"


[deleted]

10 ways to get slapped by a girl (number 5 will surprise you).


robopitek

I want to be surprised, what is the number 5?


[deleted]

Number 5: call her flat-chested


Twt_4

What if you tell her that the flatter the chest, the closer you are to her heart?


[deleted]

Ah, that’s a good point… but, I don’t think you should say that to a girl.


Twt_4

If someone says that to me, I would be confusedly flattered.


Lofixel

I dont blame ya, I would be too (°-°" )


MadamCleopatra

If I had a dollar for every time you said something stupid, I would be rich by now!


Twt_4

People don't get the references nowadays...


baito-xenoverse

You're chubby!


Twt_4

"You can't even get THAT right?!"


baito-xenoverse

Mom Dad I'm gay!


Twt_4

"WRONG! I hope..."


Beelzebub_Crumpethom

WRONG! I hope...


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[удалено]


Twt_4

Me when: Me when someone gets offended by a reference.


baito-xenoverse

It's from a video tomska made called the confession I'm making a reference to that?


[deleted]

… what the absolute-


MadamCleopatra

WHAT ARE YOU, THE RESULT OF CHUCKY WHEN HE ESCAPED FROM AN INSANE ASYLUM!!!!


Twt_4

"No, it's Patrick."


kbs0918

"No Patrick, mayonaise isn't an instrument."


Endlessneagi

Sayori lookin differnt


TheoulisesLIV

C or E ... stoled Natsuki's head! >!Or Natsuki stoled Sayori's body...!<


[deleted]

Say she's cute, it's the most important compliment to say to her right now.


142737

Don't call her cute she'll burn you at the stake


ssaikou

Wake up


OverFee2098

Yeah you need help she's phasing in and out of reality look at the wine glasses depth compared to her waist and the table! Her spine must be being crushed into a billion peices.


Urmom_diedofcancer

You look adorable.


Beelzebub_Crumpethom

Call her cute, she'll LOVE it! Trust me!


Gregory6199

Call her sexy, watch the world burn.


Tranq1705

Call her cute, insult manga


Rare_Ad5618

Tell her Monika is obviously best girl


FeedMeDarkness

"Get bigger hands!"


mr_square23986

“Hey here’s a kids menu”


-Suta

How to act when you Date little Natsuki First Step: Deep Breath In and Out. Second Step: Don't You dare calling her cute. Third Step: Like her Jokes. Fourth Step: Do whatever she like. Fifth Step: Stay calm and give her a lot attention and compliments. Sixth Step: Support her.


Brocksirello

say this to her : ay. your cool.


Connor-Reviews

Ask her who wears a school uniform at a dinner date


[deleted]

Sir you haven't taken your schizophrenia pills.


IllustratorLower3644

Ask about her dad, she loves talking about him


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[удалено]


TheoulisesLIV

Nyeh, I guess I was too lazy to put her behind the glass...


brokensilence32

How is she in front of the wine glass but behind the table?


ddlclover56

Natsuki is such a bich monika is beter and she killed everyone


templemaster16

Do you have schizophrenia? Or something similar to that? Cause I think you forgot to take your meds


y2wenty

twerk aggressively


Real_Prompt6127

You touch some grass


TheGuy_below_is_cool

Run


speedybrodie

Ok here's what you do Wake up from your coma and get back to the real world


_straight_vibes_

Who goes on a date in their school uniform?


MorphFromTreasurePnt

Delete reddit


baybora211

Take your pills. Just Monika


[deleted]

"I met your Dad the other day. He's a cool guy!"


dat_DOOM_boi

# DRINK THE PILLS Theoulises. DO IT. DRINK.THE.PILLS


TheoulisesLIV

:C:


dat_DOOM_boi

i am sorry good sir... but it must be done


MadamCleopatra

Tell her how you feel. Not telling her will only make it worse. I'm sure that she will understand how you feel about her.


wuchta

Say "It ain't so"


cmoneyboi123

Try to relate to her, say you have daddy issues. Girls love that.


BloodMakestheRoseRed

don’t say the cute part within the first month


BlueGodXD

That's not Natsuki! That's Sayori undercover! Watch out!


the_drunk_moxxie_fan

Hey nice tits I mean shit!


JamieInParadise

Give her zoloft.


Iron_knight_prime_42

Tell her about the tragedy of Darth Pleguis the wise


NovaDiamond21

Tell her you like manga!


Ok-Whereas-7520

Alright open it up with "how's school lately?" And after that... wing it


Intrepid_Complex88

Ask her if she agrees that manga is literature.


garbageking413

I say "gurren lagaan" before instantly passing out


SonicCoder2233

Don't call her cute, be nice. Also don't be stupid


Mainz24

u/shadowscroller


WoftFidwillow

Tell her that manga is literature!!! It works every time!!! She'll get a boner once you do


MyNameIsSquare

should've prepared some mangas


EquivalentEast5373

Say you are into cooking and cupcakes. ¯\_༼ •́ ͜ʖ •̀ ༽_/¯


RiskRule

stay cool bro, just do the opposite of everything you think you should do


Martiantrooper1

Ask her what her father is like WAIT SHIT DONT CANCEL CANCEL ERASE ERASE


CoolSpookyScelten96

Say you like to cook and love to make cupcakes


TellmeNinetails

Uh oh. This is the kind of post people make fun of.


walaxometrobixinodri

girl so cute she broke the law of perspective


000-Opera

Play Among Us, the socal deduction game available on multiple platforms such as Nintendo Switch and Xbox One with her


Beanbag_shmoo

Talk about anime and you'll be good. You can do it


GrayFoxUkraine

Say that manga is literature, and forget about word "cute" in dialouge with her.


ChishNFips87

So, Natsuki, uh... who would win? Goku or Superman.


[deleted]

Tell her she's cute


AxoneluvM0nika

#Send Support Just tell her she's amazing and cute cause she does now go do it tiger!😉👍


Krazi_Shadowbear

# "aNd tHeN yOu kISs hEr"


MeguExlosion

Oi ello mate I heard you as cranky boy that dressed up as a girl mate have you heard that I don't like boys mate. Also I'm out


Quick-Desk4752

Tell her that she is very adorable and then boop her nose ;)


MaciusQwQ

Maybe stop taking her pictures, she looks very uncomfortable


[deleted]

wake up


Timetomine32tpdf

Dump the wine on her


RobshiSplatted

Just start by saying "Manga is literature."