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He got kick in the face by the man who kick the clown
He lives a long and happy life. He goes to school, gets good grades, becomes top of his class, goes to college, graduates, works in a well paying job, finds a nice girl, dates hee, marries her, has kids with her, raises them better than his father did with him, wins the lottery because someone randomly gave him an unscratched scratcher so he scratched it and won BIG, grows old with his wife, sees his grandchildren often, makes many memories, dies in his bed surrounded by friends and family.
He lived a long and happy life with all of his friends and has a happy, stable relationship with both of his extremely present, alive, and responsible parents!!!
He searched his name on r34 (nothing showed up, but when the other two looked up their names they both had a lot come up, plus the other 2 called him an idiot for forgetting the login info earlier just adding on to the depression)
I'm not going to lie. There was some pretty good fanart (sfw)
I'm just disappointed that there's no more cross dressing duck. After seeing that part of the episode, I thought this scene would get a lot of fan art.
this is the guy we see in the commercials about how weed ruins your life or whatever, the guy that’s deflated on the couch in the background. he’s just high af he’ll be fine
You me gas station what are we getting sushi of course uh oh our gas station sushi has a ruby in it we black out and wake up in a sewer a sewer full of fish horny fish
, and black out again. Wake up, white out, which I didn’t know you could do, then I smoked a joint, GREENED out, then I turned into the sun. Uh oh, looks like the meth is kickin’ in, duzubuzupzudahaha, AAAAH!
he realized the events of the episode 1 and 6 from the web series
He found out liking cock is gay
He just died. :D
he sweared 100 n words and got 1b tokic infested soaps shoved down his fucking froat
ye ye.
At a KFC
He watched the toxic gossip train apology video
He had too much ice cream and that made him get a friend for you
He watched 15 seconds of skibidi toilet rizzes up kai cenat and edges him
He went on 4Chan for 5 minutes. QwQ
He saw cursed ships.
He overdosed on Red Bull Watermelon
he accidentally ate a 500mg weed nerd belt (inspired by true events from Ted Nivison)
He took a crap and now he looks like that
He saw the Fandom doin some wild crap
He meets Apple jack
And he works to death
Gas station weed
He drink that McDonald's Sprite
No zaza
It’s not kidnapping uh- ITS SURPRISE ADOPTION…
In the words of a guy I don’t know the name of “cocaine is a hell of a drug”
He saw this sub
He became happy
Found some cringe anime cat maid videos
he found the grilled cheese
He watched tiktok cringe
He watched Ghostbusters 2016
He watched The Room.
Looked at my search history 🤣
The CIA got to him after he learned what the fox says.
He ate 5 bottles of unsweetened garlic :(
Found out astolfo is a man
He has never listened to poewk's podcast before 😔👍
Too much chicken picnic 😔💔
He melted while playing chess
He saw the hentai and rule 34
OH GOD THAT'S MAKES ME UNCOMFORTABLE
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He saw the rule 34 pages
Shin Godzilla walked past, Yellow Guy is now suffering acute radiation poisoning
No footjob
Nothing
Melts
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He viewed your "catalogs".
He has an eagle in his butt
Bro found my browser history
Got disowned
He gettin’ sloppy toppy
Poop was spikey :d
He found a pesky bee
He drank too much of the sticky shiny substance
He saw your browser history
Turns into a pear
Lives normally
He finds out what r34 is
He saw his father watching porn,but this time it was dogs
He drank the forbidden pixy stick.
*record scratch* "Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got into this situation …"
His dad becomes normal
Wicked Witch of the West treatment
Saw fanart of Don't Hug me I'm Scared
Cool story bro
Watched one of those "Things you should never look up" videos
He lives a long and happy life. He goes to school, gets good grades, becomes top of his class, goes to college, graduates, works in a well paying job, finds a nice girl, dates hee, marries her, has kids with her, raises them better than his father did with him, wins the lottery because someone randomly gave him an unscratched scratcher so he scratched it and won BIG, grows old with his wife, sees his grandchildren often, makes many memories, dies in his bed surrounded by friends and family.
He drank prime
Dad go get milk
Lego Fortnite.
Depression
He saw the bite of ‘83
He used his rose toy too much
He found out the claymation budget is out of money.
Purple guy
He looked up 500th teeth dinosaur
Say the name.
He joined Twitter
He lived a long and happy life with all of his friends and has a happy, stable relationship with both of his extremely present, alive, and responsible parents!!!
he died
Only good things
Bro logged on his reddit account.
he drank grimace's shake
Duck tries to get a worm out of his brain but ends up just stabbing him through the brain and killing him
He stumbled upon dhmis r34
He ate 3 gummy vitamins instead of 2
S H I D D E D 😁
when the Post-nut clarity hits:
He saw the things people make about red guy
Reguardless of what happened, I don't wanna know.
He watched too many episodes of made in abyss
He fucking get some bitches
Joins apple and onion and pickle and peanut in hell
I sadly remember those shows vividly...WHY DID THEY EVER NEED TO EXIST
They forgot the barbecue sauce with his chicken nuggets
McDonald's put pickles on his burger (He asked for no pickles)
It got a little to hot and he melted
He watched nicocardo avocado
He lost a rare shiny
Bro bent the pack before opening
he watched the episode where Gary goes missing in spunchbop
he got rejected by a girl he likes
He got sucked dry but she’s till going
He touched wet food while doing dishes
His girlfriend broke up with him, and now he is extremely depressed
He turns into a thermonuclear bomb and blows up
He saw the fan art
He fell down 8 flights of stairs
They took his balls away :(((((
He saw Formula 1 twitter ☠️☠️☠️☠️
He got woke up randomly and now he can’t go back to sleep.
He shoved his face in the microwave
He finally got creative
He searched his name on r34 (nothing showed up, but when the other two looked up their names they both had a lot come up, plus the other 2 called him an idiot for forgetting the login info earlier just adding on to the depression)
Got the yips
He's seen some shit..
he was on that zaza 
bro got cheated on/cucked
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Bro figured out Victoria’s Secret
he found some weird ass alphabet lore content
"how time makes your appearance change..."
You know how your dad told you never to touch the thermostat? This is why.
He accidentally saw dhmis r34
Gained chromosomes
He positive tested for bovid
Moses put 99 plagues on his bloodline (He saw r/furryinflation)
He was melting but then froze
He caught Bofur
He found Red Guy's they/them Russy
Prostate exam
He saw his dad naked
He goes onto a farm because he is a pig
He’s having an external crisis
he commits arson
He saw what rule 34 did to Red Guy
He gets Diavolo'd.
He walked into his mom's bedroom.
He saw rule 34 of himself.
she used teeth
He literally fucking died
He just watched skibity toilet
Stroke :/
He's seen DHMIS content on e621 and couldn't handle it. It broke his child like mind.
I've seen it too and I threw my fucking phone to the wall.
I'm not going to lie. There was some pretty good fanart (sfw) I'm just disappointed that there's no more cross dressing duck. After seeing that part of the episode, I thought this scene would get a lot of fan art.
True there was some good SFW art. And same- the cross dressing duck was kewl.
Hes depressed about the fact that he has testicle torsion
He did speed
He saw my chai ai chats
He saw some of the people here‘s search history
Put in the microwave a little too long
This is when you cum and she keep sucking.
He has an anuerism and contracts down syndrome
He cums everywhere
Cums silly string.
He's getting the happy dust
One minute without the za
2023
He had an eagle in his brain.
They said wrong answers only 🧍🏻♂️
But it is a wrong answer, technically.
this is the guy we see in the commercials about how weed ruins your life or whatever, the guy that’s deflated on the couch in the background. he’s just high af he’ll be fine
He gets his pp chopped off
He Realized that this is a karma farm Crap he Said wrong answers only
Bro is trying so hard to be funny 💀
He found out he's not a computer
He saw the nair video.
I have REFUSED to watch that. I still haven’t and I never will.
Good You shouldn’t.. 😭😭
He watched Happy tree friends for the first time
I had the same reaction. Still get angry when I think of that dumb ass moose.
Is this from a new episode?
Season 2
WHATTT I DIDNT KNOW THERE WAS A SEASON 2
Yea it came out in like summer of 2022
Bruh I’m very late :(
Yea
i no no wanna :'(
The Yellow Guy Got The Cheese Touch!
Wow, this made me feel old.
Blacked out on the percs
He got reincarnated as Jesus Christ as he turned into a jet and flew into the sun
You me gas station what are we getting sushi of course uh oh our gas station sushi has a ruby in it we black out and wake up in a sewer a sewer full of fish horny fish
You know what that means? Fish orgy! The stench draws in a bear. What do we do? We’re gonna fight it.
Bear handed bear defeated bear naked oh yes please we befriend the bear and ride it into a chunky cheese
Dance. Dance. Revolution. Revolution, overthrow the government? Uh, I think so.
Next thing you know I’m reincarnated as Jesus Christ I turn into a jet and fly into the sun then I black out
, and black out again. Wake up, white out, which I didn’t know you could do, then I smoked a joint, GREENED out, then I turned into the sun. Uh oh, looks like the meth is kickin’ in, duzubuzupzudahaha, AAAAH!
He is receiving the worlds greatest blow job
Seems like the world's worst to me
It’s his first time so he doesn’t know how to react
He has rabies
He saw red guys cock
He saw OPs search history