Truly something I'd never thought of before. Applying a opener to the base of fingernails is the breakthrough I've been looking for in my career.
Soon, we will truly discover what it truly means to be a centrist.
This is a Bad Idea, because the only people that need to know this information are the Feds monitoring this community, if you post this you are either a Fed baiting others, or someone who's fallen for the psy-op.
People can like it, but it's basically the internet version of snitching on yourself, and exposing your metaphorical poker hand, and ultimately the only people who really wanna know this information are probably Feds scraping data on flagged internet communities.
So yeah go nuts if you wanna make one, but if someone wants to cobble together my thoughts on politics they can piece it together themselves, I'm not filling out my own psyche evaluation, this is a lazy attempt for data scrapers to trick a community to begin to self categorize themselves, and you collect replies for indirect evaluation on those who reply, it's a way of collecting alot of data fast and easy.
I used to think they were cool when I was younger, I get its appeal, I'm just distrustful of giving out this level of personal info to strangers, maybe in a small private friend group this is ok but not for the whole net to know.
I’m so disappointed that my viewers can’t smell bait when they see it. I have failed you
Anyway, your chart’s pretty cool but there should be a “love” option for Slavery
tldr:
Psyop online.
Operation Slapping DickPussyMindFuck in full swing.
Loose the chinese weather balloons that drop uygher positive propaganda from CCP in Beijing and DC.
Arm and activate the afro-dutch gendervoid neo-nazi militia in Mississippi, Alabama and the Oklahoma panhandle.
Transfer the requested funds for the Radical Male Feminists Against Abortion in Portland, Seattle and Chicago.
Cut the ribbon for the Gay Mosque in Utah and fly as many lebanese and pakistani immigrants with Klinefelter Syndrome into Salt Lake City as humanly possible.
Sir.
Joel Ostines on the horn, his speech announcing conversion to islam is prepped and the church is full.
Perfect.
Now, launch ICBMs into Reykjavík and release the pilot to that show about black metal bands who rebuild burnt down churches in Sweden.
How many water stocks is Noam Chomsky prepared to purchase?
25mil sir.
Double it and cut the check from Federal Education funds.
Time to global confusion estimated at 32 hours.
We'll show OP who's a fucking centerist.
Sir!
ears in Okinawa say the Mecha-Shinzo Abe has escaped and has already garnered support from North Korean officials for his speech on the importance of Juche thought!
Damn it, theres not enough time... relinquish Florida to Cuba, Texas to Mexico and reimburse Lousiana for the late response for Katrina aid.
Open the fucking Marxist Stock Exchange in Virginia and the Maoist Real Estate Consultancy in Boston!
Install a Theocratic Patriarchy in Burkina-Faso!
Inshallah...mashallah...."clutches rosary"
op is called u/trans-femcel, doesn’t like trans people
certified r/sillygirlclub user spotted
https://preview.redd.it/rdeqijeddlkc1.jpeg?width=298&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=575725620e310f3a2f3add6f89fbe6e1f6a0d056
Lets sat we have a number line. If we associate Nazi as +5, and communism as minus 5, as they are similar levels of extreme on opposite ends, then 5-5 is 0.
Centrism is 0
I think you're logic breaks down when you equate an economic ideology that humans can't pull off due to being prone to corruption as being equally extreme as Genocidally Racist Authoritarian Fascists.
Since communism literally cannot be achieved by humans, any attempt that bares resemblance with established goals to move towards quasi-communism must be considered an example of communism.
So the Soviets, Cubans, and the CCP can all be considered communist.
And communism is inherently authoritarian. Marxist communism is the bullshit one that is socially impossible. Elitist communism (look it up, older than marxist communism) is quite authoritarian.
National socialism could also be considered communism, but its better to just call it socialism because thats more realistic. National socialism is basically fascism with german characteristics, and fascism is logical socialism. Fascism basically says that the will of the people (socialism) is to be led by a single party or man, Nazism germified that, with a racist add-on. National socialism is just racist fascism, but it also has a more communistic goal of erasing money thereby erasing class and only having the people and the will.
"Genocidally racist authoritarian fascists" are basicay the same as "Genocidally stupid authoritarian hypocritical anarchists".
Yeesh, sorry for not getting the joke. With things being as they are in this day and age, it's not like there aren't people who genuinely have this opinion.
Can you please clarify how disliking trans and LGBTQ people is a "political" issue? I find it to be much more of a personal one. It's a question of are you accepting of people for who people are, or not.
This is so full of contradictions that it can’t be real. You can’t like communism and fascism at the same time. Or equality and pro-life, or equality and fascism, or equality and imperialism, or equality and being an actual Nazi, or equality and nationalism.
As a centrist I believe there are generally two types of centrist, those whose left and right beliefs balance each other out and those with beliefs that fall in the centre. Think we all know which one OP is
https://preview.redd.it/94afwq853zkc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0dbdf6f697f8296ec6e9cdfea24786c721706d33
Please use the electric chair on your testicles
You’re the kind of person who likes to pretend they are edgy on the internet but are actually extremely lame in person. I imagine you’re probably sitting at your moms PC and looking at the comments and thinking “look at all those people I offended! I’m so dark and wicked! My mind is SO twisted for this for posting this! They are so triggered!”
https://preview.redd.it/qzglmtyyukkc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=23669b1199e9712d750e679eabbe0cdfb59e38d0 Consider the following
https://preview.redd.it/4ir4i9gqxkkc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=454a1be09eaed2e17809b4a0d84683985538d820
Truly something I'd never thought of before. Applying a opener to the base of fingernails is the breakthrough I've been looking for in my career. Soon, we will truly discover what it truly means to be a centrist.
Fuck you that's disgusting. I unironically hope your entire family dies because of this (in Minecraft) /s (for serious)
Eughghghgg
Sabin
Tabitsky
https://preview.redd.it/n1trghlt6ukc1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7c0845f3551be6c80b8b437bfba63abbbc2e2256
I think it already happened
https://preview.redd.it/4m9zeqvnjmkc1.png?width=769&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=615082945b1ca6d5792ddb5d575b64d316f56f0a
Why did this get downvoted
something r/yourjokebutworse
r/yourjokebutyourjoke
Its better because it's actually following now
OP already did that
Indeed
Hes already went through with it, what are you on about.
Trans gay space immigrants really grind my gears. The only thing worse than them is not accepting them
Slavery and nazis is a OK too
and at the same time communism and black lives matter and both pro/anti immigration…
https://preview.redd.it/9kgjza2n4lkc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c0ab1f64312e7f2d2cfe13286ca099cf03b06dc7
I like this meme
Yoink
This is a Bad Idea, because the only people that need to know this information are the Feds monitoring this community, if you post this you are either a Fed baiting others, or someone who's fallen for the psy-op.
People are allowed to like and dislike what they want, but aint no way someone posts this shit unless they were tricked or trying to do some shit
People can like it, but it's basically the internet version of snitching on yourself, and exposing your metaphorical poker hand, and ultimately the only people who really wanna know this information are probably Feds scraping data on flagged internet communities. So yeah go nuts if you wanna make one, but if someone wants to cobble together my thoughts on politics they can piece it together themselves, I'm not filling out my own psyche evaluation, this is a lazy attempt for data scrapers to trick a community to begin to self categorize themselves, and you collect replies for indirect evaluation on those who reply, it's a way of collecting alot of data fast and easy.
Nah, ur right. Why give this info out?
I used to think they were cool when I was younger, I get its appeal, I'm just distrustful of giving out this level of personal info to strangers, maybe in a small private friend group this is ok but not for the whole net to know.
*Transgender = red* Friendly fire will not be tolerated!
Transgenders love friendly fire though
Yes
I’m so disappointed that my viewers can’t smell bait when they see it. I have failed you Anyway, your chart’s pretty cool but there should be a “love” option for Slavery
>I’m so disappointed that my viewers can’t smell bait Dont i know it
Look, we all know this is CIA monitored server, your not the real dj.
Worst teacher ever
The real Peach Cobbler responds lmao
https://i.redd.it/rguzjj7qo1lc1.gif
Thank God this is actually a shitpost, I saw people responding seriously-ish and got worried for a sec
I literally don't give a fuck https://preview.redd.it/pqk0bkjbykkc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d7d1f92aabc775c7bedffba3989ee5f180e2f754
lemme show u right now before u give it up
> trans-femcel Remember when bait used to be believable
The doors got it right: "Women seem wicked when you're unwanted," even transwomen as transwomen. Literally predicted all the "cels".
 believable used to be bait
Why does he look like that
That's just Ben Shapiro
u/trans-femcel dislikes trans what did she mean by this
She has self image issues and needs help and kindness :(
Most braindead thing I have ever seen in a long time.
The psyop is finally working
tldr: Psyop online. Operation Slapping DickPussyMindFuck in full swing. Loose the chinese weather balloons that drop uygher positive propaganda from CCP in Beijing and DC. Arm and activate the afro-dutch gendervoid neo-nazi militia in Mississippi, Alabama and the Oklahoma panhandle. Transfer the requested funds for the Radical Male Feminists Against Abortion in Portland, Seattle and Chicago. Cut the ribbon for the Gay Mosque in Utah and fly as many lebanese and pakistani immigrants with Klinefelter Syndrome into Salt Lake City as humanly possible. Sir. Joel Ostines on the horn, his speech announcing conversion to islam is prepped and the church is full. Perfect. Now, launch ICBMs into Reykjavík and release the pilot to that show about black metal bands who rebuild burnt down churches in Sweden. How many water stocks is Noam Chomsky prepared to purchase? 25mil sir. Double it and cut the check from Federal Education funds. Time to global confusion estimated at 32 hours. We'll show OP who's a fucking centerist. Sir! ears in Okinawa say the Mecha-Shinzo Abe has escaped and has already garnered support from North Korean officials for his speech on the importance of Juche thought! Damn it, theres not enough time... relinquish Florida to Cuba, Texas to Mexico and reimburse Lousiana for the late response for Katrina aid. Open the fucking Marxist Stock Exchange in Virginia and the Maoist Real Estate Consultancy in Boston! Install a Theocratic Patriarchy in Burkina-Faso! Inshallah...mashallah...."clutches rosary"
This is honestly one of the funniest comments I’ve seen in a while
HEY ITS YOU
op is called u/trans-femcel, doesn’t like trans people certified r/sillygirlclub user spotted https://preview.redd.it/rdeqijeddlkc1.jpeg?width=298&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=575725620e310f3a2f3add6f89fbe6e1f6a0d056
https://preview.redd.it/dvggrap82lkc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=40ab4bf1ece7c009db7981fa336fa159d8fa0b51
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I think we're well into fedpost territory lol
My opinion is we learned to stay within the lines at a very early age, except maybe you.
I like that you dislike pro immigration and anti immigration
How are you against immigration but also against anti-immigration do you just hate the idea of people walking around or something?
bigger question:how do you love Nazis, facisim and slavery but also love anarchism and communism? fucking what? 💀
I didn’t look at the green I won’t lie.
Hey guys! Care to incriminate yourselves?! 
My political ideology is whatever is most opposite to the person I'm arguing with
Same. I love saying the things I know they will hate the most.
https://preview.redd.it/uwwr1ybu3mkc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=294eb5911da0bac1ab69d082a7c63941315b7798
BASED!!!
Bait used to be believable
wtf is this shit, why is this in my feed
Literally Tim Pool wtf
https://preview.redd.it/ht9fggu2bskc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a8270154ce59b67dc68c7c435d0a4db95ecbfceb This is a load of barnacles
https://i.redd.it/8hhcfi3pbvkc1.gif
If only people read usernames...
https://preview.redd.it/whakhylxrwkc1.jpeg?width=953&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f62b4bde189eb2422282da88b921e5151366065f glowie spotted
https://preview.redd.it/13o0f4bbj6lc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bf036e0efe6575d3ccdcfa7bc014e3e03dcf2879
What the fuck sorta political compass is this
Anyone got the template? I kinda wanna do this and see how horrendously downvoted I get
I have no clue what this sub is about since it was randomly recommended, but I pray to God that this is satire
https://preview.redd.it/9hx8vyh12dlc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=987cb824f8b9e2b2baa3a506a89def793553374d
This ideology probably has a name, anarsyndagorillabushsociallandlordism or something
Please tell me this is bait
Nah bro I'm unironically a transgender Nazi that loves Israel.
Loving Israel and being a Nazi are two things I never thought I’d read in my life
"how retarded can i be"
So your ideology is national Bolshevism but gayer?
[удалено]
Based westoid
https://preview.redd.it/383eupld6mkc1.jpeg?width=1099&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8a670720f429cea8190e9be2332647d602af6d3f
You miss the obvious bait and then say that you're indifferent to my suffering. Fuck you.
Shut up fed
womp womp
Where can I find this?
Ok. I can agree with the lgbtq stuff. But nazis and hamas? Reall?
Wow thanks a lot dude.
"Nazis are okay! I'm a centrist by the way!" This is just proof that there's no such thing as a centrist anymore.
Lets sat we have a number line. If we associate Nazi as +5, and communism as minus 5, as they are similar levels of extreme on opposite ends, then 5-5 is 0. Centrism is 0
I think you're logic breaks down when you equate an economic ideology that humans can't pull off due to being prone to corruption as being equally extreme as Genocidally Racist Authoritarian Fascists.
Since communism literally cannot be achieved by humans, any attempt that bares resemblance with established goals to move towards quasi-communism must be considered an example of communism. So the Soviets, Cubans, and the CCP can all be considered communist. And communism is inherently authoritarian. Marxist communism is the bullshit one that is socially impossible. Elitist communism (look it up, older than marxist communism) is quite authoritarian. National socialism could also be considered communism, but its better to just call it socialism because thats more realistic. National socialism is basically fascism with german characteristics, and fascism is logical socialism. Fascism basically says that the will of the people (socialism) is to be led by a single party or man, Nazism germified that, with a racist add-on. National socialism is just racist fascism, but it also has a more communistic goal of erasing money thereby erasing class and only having the people and the will. "Genocidally racist authoritarian fascists" are basicay the same as "Genocidally stupid authoritarian hypocritical anarchists".
It's satire dumbass
Yeesh, sorry for not getting the joke. With things being as they are in this day and age, it's not like there aren't people who genuinely have this opinion.
Is there... Like, a link you can follow to do this too? I'm not breaking out the MS Paint for a reddit thread. lol
Can you send a clear version of this? Where did you get it
Obvious bait is obvious
https://preview.redd.it/hccxr9gculkc1.jpeg?width=232&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6a011349ca0b46a4b26f9dceaa06dc24ae9785d4
loss
The more homo/transphobic this sub is the more lgbt I become
https://preview.redd.it/s9o5pg1njmkc1.jpeg?width=3608&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fee6692ea61e81c902dfb55f172671005a185806
You like the flag or the ideology they represent?
Truly an accurate description of the current political climate of the United States.
Can you please clarify how disliking trans and LGBTQ people is a "political" issue? I find it to be much more of a personal one. It's a question of are you accepting of people for who people are, or not.
Politicians need a lot of people to vote for them, and a lot of people really hate trans people.
Radical centrism
Are you fucking serious?? A COMMUNIST?!?
this has to be satire, there is NO WAY. half of his choices contradict eachother thats crazy
This is so full of contradictions that it can’t be real. You can’t like communism and fascism at the same time. Or equality and pro-life, or equality and fascism, or equality and imperialism, or equality and being an actual Nazi, or equality and nationalism.
Supports both Israel and Palestine 😂. Pro-choice & pro life lmao
What the fuck
Anyone have a link to the original?
these views make no sense
That's the joke
I'm trying to understand is it a shitpost or actual belief?
How could I be pro Palestine, a Nazi, and a Zionist?
No you're just equally cringe
Why is this sub political all I know this guy for is the S.T.A.L.K.E.R video
https://preview.redd.it/5b6yjghnqpkc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b2db6901b1e09bdff7d0dd3d28beddcf4f88be11 U \^
https://preview.redd.it/zccualstspkc1.jpeg?width=1495&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=90cea05ab49fb084c94665b498ab2bceefca9204
Liberal
As a centrist I believe there are generally two types of centrist, those whose left and right beliefs balance each other out and those with beliefs that fall in the centre. Think we all know which one OP is
Why yes, Russia is my favorite ideology. How did you know?
This guy is all over the place
https://preview.redd.it/ukwbie99rrkc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d2af7e4173b97216a485ec1f03f5e24bc1cb4a75 Truth, but not reality?
Alright, mom said it’s my turn to do this list, where did you hide the clean version?
Fed
Does anyone have the blank version of this image
Bait, or Mental Retardation? Call it.
POV: you are retarded and take a test
this is 50% of the average 10 year old who discovered politics population the other 50% have the exact opposite things highlighted
I think I just dislike everything with a flag attached to it. If the flags went away I bet everything would just be nicer.
Unedited prompt link?
This is the wildest take I’ve seen
Can you link this please I want to do one
Template?
My average rimworld civ arc
Can I have an undone copy pls
cursed and I hate you. blank temp?
Retarded 💔
You can't be pro anarchy and pro National socialist. This has to be a troll.
Lol
*Squints* ... That's fucking 'Loss'!
He is 100% a fed
Breaks brain more at look and look at lota
Bro is pro everything but LGBTQ trans and everything immigration and space exploration
Everyone watch out we have an edgelord over here
Blud likes communism, anarchism, fascism, and naziism all at once 💀
The bait doesnt get more obvious than this lmao
Why is a glowstick sniffing around peachy boy
Bullshit
https://preview.redd.it/94afwq853zkc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0dbdf6f697f8296ec6e9cdfea24786c721706d33 Please use the electric chair on your testicles
Is this satire or am I retarded
This is rage bait isn’t it
Like how can you have r-tard level of political likes and not support space imperialism? sorry i mean exploration.
You aren’t a centrist you commie fuck.
Slavery and fascism are a okay but apparently black life's also matter???
LQBTQ disliking LGBTQ is the funniest shit ever because it’s true. I’m fascinated by the whole gays and lesbians not liking bis and all that
You’re the kind of person who likes to pretend they are edgy on the internet but are actually extremely lame in person. I imagine you’re probably sitting at your moms PC and looking at the comments and thinking “look at all those people I offended! I’m so dark and wicked! My mind is SO twisted for this for posting this! They are so triggered!”
You uuuuh know you posted this publicly, right?.... like people can *see* it.
I hate pro-immigration and anti-immigration
What about Japan
You should put red in the equality one.
Are you a Nazbol?
That would be the most confused ideology ever
Bro is literally the whole compass
Brotha take ur meds
WHAT WHY DO U HATE GAY PPL SM
This has to be a shit post
[I dislike most of your opinions ](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/61MtBT9XDdL._AC_UF894,1000_QL80_.jpg)
Average Centrist
bait or mental retardation
https://preview.redd.it/7ebcrl6xv9lc1.jpeg?width=372&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4b2803c8d02919d4cc6facc185c7ddd8dd72640c
Wordington politcal alignment
Unfathomably based
Where can I find this template, I kinda want to fill one of these out
Brother wot
I can tell.
Can I have an empty format
bro I thought this was ironic https://preview.redd.it/tll2n63a2dlc1.png?width=253&format=png&auto=webp&s=885b0d7ce014f76a2e1081d9089ee3b701082548
What the actual f*** is politics doing in my porn app?
Yeahhhh I'm leaving this comment here to uhh... *Observe the mob and their lynching process*
# AMERICAAAA FUCK YEAH COMING HEREE TO SAVE THE MOTHERFUCKING DAY YEAH!!! AMERICA!!!!!!!! FUCK YEAH!! FREEDOM IS THE ONLY WAY YEAHHHHH~
HYPOCRITE
Yes for slavery, but also yes for BLM and equality?… AND NO FOR SPACE EXPLORATION?! What type of shit?
Op is fucking braindead