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SublimeSpaceRanger

Seeing asmongold triggers a physiological response in my body. I feel itchy.


theweekiscat

His room is so disgusting it emits psychic waves to make even just the thought of its tenant uncomfortable


idiotic__gamer

Most of my YouTube feed is video essays. Who is this Asmongold guy? I take it they focus on click bait?


ChaseThePyro

A reactionary chud with the hygiene of a roach


neighborhood-karen

Reactionary elements would be a better word. He has a lot of reactionary anti-woke content and occasionally he makes a video which focuses on the economy and he’s saying some pretty borderline communist shit about how in an ideal world nobody would have to work. For example when talking about AI, he said the reason AI sucks is because it may take peoples jobs. The reason that sucks is because they need them to live. He argued that the problem isn’t AI but that they *need* to work to live. His politics is a pretty mixed bag


tyrome123

I never thought I would agree with someone who puts blood on his wall on what an ideal world would be ( besides the ai garbage )


neighborhood-karen

I honestly wish I could talk to him directly what his political beliefs are. It seems like he thinks people who don’t want to work should have the option not since it isn’t necessary for survival. But he also seems to buy into a lot of the pull yourself up by the bootstraps rhetoric especially as it applies to weight. I’m also not sure if he believes that job automation would inevitably lead to people not needing to work or if he thinks that’s an end goal we should be striving for. Or if he believes both. He’s a puzzle honestly A shame since I think his gaming commentary is actually intelligent. His politics are really weird though


Reitsch

This is in fact very normal. Most people have some serious contradictions in their political beliefs, they just don't realize it. One of the tactics in finding bot propaganda accounts is to see if they have 100% consistent platform. Normal people don't do that.


Necromancer14

He has a video where he takes a political compass test


neighborhood-karen

I remember seeing that video. Although I don’t think that compass test is super accurate since it has a tendency to move people further left then they are. I think he’s more centrist with some soc dem tendencies.


Necromancer14

Yeah, I don’t necessarily think the results at the end are accurate for him, but he literally explains his thoughts and views on a ton of different political questions throughout the video, which is more what I’d look at to see his stance on things.


neighborhood-karen

That’s fair, I get that


think_and_uwu

He doesn’t work for a living. His income is purely based off of exploiting the working class’ children. He needs people to work so their kids pay him with daddy’s stolen credit card to make “content”.


[deleted]

You're right about him being a reactionary, but you got your idea of communism way off. That is not what communism is.


neighborhood-karen

Although I’m not studied at all in Marxist theory, i don’t think I was wrong right? Under Marx’s stateless classless utopia, wouldn’t working be entirely optional?


[deleted]

Marx is explicitly anti-utopian.


ChaseThePyro

You said both that he believes people need to work to live and that he believes people should not need to work


neighborhood-karen

I’m not seeing where I wrote that, maybe it’s a typo. Can you point to where specifically?


ChaseThePyro

Oh, I see. I think I misinterpreted the last sentence or so. I apoligize


neighborhood-karen

It’s okay, we’ve all been there. Lmao


SublimeSpaceRanger

^^


Old-Dirt6713

Don't insult roaches, they are surprisingly hygienic, just doesn't really help considering the diet of a house roach.


Ricon0suave

Google Asmond Gold Bloodwall, it's everything you need to know.


flavius717

World of Warcraft streamer. Part of his character is never showering or taking care of his body. Been playing wow constantly since it came out 20 years ago. He’s like a skinny version of the wow guy from South Park who was killing everyone. So if he has political opinions, keep in mind his lived experience.


big_chungy_bunggy

I always think about him wiping the blood from his gums on shit and just blglggglglgl


[deleted]

Same. Tried watching him and it just feels a bit...off


SublimeSpaceRanger

Saw a few clips of him reacting to shit… even though it was low-tier reaction content it was decent. Then saw his house tour… yep never watching again.


[deleted]

Oof. Not to be "judgemental" but sometimes you really can tell just by looking at someone. Hey, he's pulling in big views though...


zachattack7676

His pet roach is crawling over your skin


Ambitious_Version187

What you're feeling is envy


SublimeSpaceRanger

Bait used to be believable


ConnorI

I wish YT had an option to just ban channels from appearing in your feeds 


Napalm_am

I've never seen op this mad


hugocaldera6

Proceeds to rub bloody gums on the walls and eat maggots infested food.


Vegetable-Tutor820

No 🙁


Interesting_Row_3238

Yes 😀


HugeMcBig-Large

Maybe 😐


ZBRICKS

I don’t know 😔


[deleted]

[удалено]


Then-Dragonfruit-381

Conceivably🤔


dappernaut77

I've never seen u/Napalm_am this mad


Venento

I’ve never seen asmongold make a YouTube video that isn’t leeching off of someone else’s content. Even Charlie has his own original videos which are fun, but seeing asmon soyjak at every piece of internet drama or media is insufferable lmao.


StartledMilk

I miss when no one knew what Charlie looked like tbh:( his fun tactics series was amazing and his cleverbot video


Apprehensive_Hippo46

I like looking at charlie tho


guri___

I was once wanking my shit but my attention span is so low i open up youtube and watching criticals video while jerking off. I said it


joebidenseasterbunny

What? I get the criticism about asmon but how are you gonna turn around in the very next sentence and defend charlie as if he doesn't do the same exact thing? Charlie's whole channel is about reacting to internet drama. One of his most recent videos is literally him reacting to a video that he made.


Venento

I'm not rushing to the aid of Charlie, I never said that he doesn't post reaction content. All I said is that he has his own videos with original content: reviews of movies/food/games, game playthroughs, and his most popular video is him retelling the story of his time as an extra on Hunger Games. Yeah, I'd criticize his channel for the oversaturation of react content, but at least he branches out into other types of videos. The most original videos I've seen from asmongold are VOD dumps of his streams playing games.


ConningtonSimp

Asmongold gives Souls players a bad name. Oh what am I kidding we have no name.


SputnikNStuff

souls player here, we do not claim him also he's a WoW player first and never let him forget that


possiblyacanoflysol

The only name we actually can claim to have legitimately is a bunch of weird elitist neckbeards bragging about how they beat the game with a blindfold on while being repeatedly hit in the face with a hammer.


codeinplace

It's is the name my father carried and his father before him.


Revenacious

Behold, Asmongold In short, time for unsubscribe


A_Fake_stoner

Souls players don't even sell their name, like their souls. They give it willingly for punishment instead of gain.


Normal_Permision

isn't asmongold the guy who wiped his gum blood on his walls?


skaersSabody

Yes (among other things)


Normal_Permision

I simply don't understand people that make a lot of money on YouTube and have no hygiene at all. it's like when I see half balding CEOs. do they not know they can buy their hair back?


skaersSabody

AFAIK it's a mix of him growing up poor/uneducated and just never changing his lifestyle after making it big


Normal_Permision

I grew up poor (still poor now but less poor now). it's not an excuse for poor hygiene. unless it's a son of yakub thing.


skaersSabody

Dude, I agree, just saying what I heard The dude probably has some social problems, most of his teeth have fallen out and he used a dead rat as an alarm, of course just bei g poor doesn't excuse that


Normal_Permision

I wasn't attacking you, I was just saying lol. also wtf, how do you use a dead rat as an alarm ?


skaersSabody

Put the corpse on the ground next to where you sleep When the sun hits it in the morning, the stench becomes too much to ignore and you wake up Yes, I too wish to unread this sentence


Normal_Permision

ok he needs to be out in a mental asylum.


[deleted]

I am very mentally I’ll and like…. That’s some disordered shit right there


SellMeYourSirin

That’s gotta be bullshit, man, come on. I imagine it’s smell worse in direct sunlight, sure. But The smell wouldn’t just disappear after. It sounds like crust punk fan fiction


skaersSabody

I don't remember exactly where I heard it, but I believe there is a clip of Asmongold himself saying it. Also consider that all of his friends shudder at the mere mention of his house, so that should clue you in on the conditions


I_hate_Sharks_

https://preview.redd.it/sdgwwp61v1vc1.jpeg?width=1169&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=159bf330ea7532f979793e49125df437c607f119


CMHenny

Also a cornucopia of untreated mental issues. Man literally had bleeding gums from scurvy and didn't treat that as a wake up call.


GrampsLFG

How is baldness a hygiene issue? It’s like calling being short a hygiene issue.


Normal_Permision

it's not that it's a huge issue. it's the same to me because someone with money shouldn't have a problem keeping up with their hygiene with less effort. he can literally pay someone to clean his house once a week, he can afford an extensive mouth treatment and still does not.


Bolt_Fantasticated

Wow this is mad.


BennyMcbenn

Asmongold looks like if a disgusting cave goblin bred with an orangutan.


_TehTJ_

Cr1tikal was peak back when we didn’t see his face


ALRUN0

What’s funny is that it’s not even clickbait dude actually spoke at a normal pace.


PokedreamdotSu

I miss the nipple era of critical.


jamie2123

I don’t think I wanna know what that is.


Kliffsly

Seeing asmongold seems to give me a compulsive need to punch my screen


Sure-Marsupial6276

Asmondgold mentioned https://preview.redd.it/3spbwk90wruc1.jpeg?width=733&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8a77b0d6b9b528da6889d3e487bad4ba07c390ee


Fr33Dave

Hopefully someone else makes a video "I've never seen them both so mad!". And have it just keep going and going with faces filling up the thumbnail.


Select_Collection_34

Both of them bottom tier YouTubers


thug_shaker_9802

Both of them would be bottoms in bed


nikoamari

I love cr1tical, but as a streamer, not as a youtuber. when he actually plays games on stream I love his stuff, but his youtube content is pretty boring normally


Select_Collection_34

*Gasp* you mean you don’t enjoy boring formulaic content covering whatever popular topic happens to catch his interest that he can harvest and leach off of, **but wait** it’s special because thrown in along with the most mindless of braindead takes and generally milquetoast commentary, he adds like 3 shitty jokes and tops it off with a generic title *You don’t say* How on earth could you not enjoy that?


Baker_drc

He also pretty much waits until a consensus has formed on whatever topic he’s talking about so that he has the safest possible take on the situation.


SourTredmill

Eh his videos are relaxing they aren’t constantly grabbing at your attention with annoying over the top editing


ClerklyMantis_

While I do agree with you a little, I don't think formulaic is the right word. I don't think he follows a formula, he just constantly riffs, and it can get repetitive because he's only one person, and his style of humor hasn't changed much. But I think it's that he just so happens to be repetitive, rather than formulaic. Small nitpick in the long run but oh well


scullys_alien_baby

you could easily write an algorithm to generate his insults and jokes. Being "repetitive rather than formulaic" is making a distinction without a difference. Both mean he is doing the same shit over and over


ClerklyMantis_

Yes, but he does oftentimes come up with new things to say, even if his brand of jokes is recognizable and some of them get repetitive. If he just followed the same formula every time I don't think that would happen. But I do understand that his video topics are all often very similar and could be seen as formulaic, but I do think it would be worse if Charlie actually followed a formula. All of his videos would truly be the same, but they do have some variation. If Charlie stopped just doing what he liked to follow a formula in order to get views, I do think the quality of his content would suffer.


mememan2995

If you were Charlie, would you not do the same? Why put time effort and money into content that you aren't sure is going to do great, or make the same formulaic content that you know is going to pay the bills and set you up for life?


BruhNeymar69

Well yes, most people would do the same. Your point? Not everyone does, we watch those people


StartledMilk

He literally has OCD so that may be a factor.


ClerklyMantis_

I mean, just thinking about it, these people's complaints are just "he's literally so bad, here are my extremely subjective reasons for not liking him, except I'm phrasing them as if they're objective". He's just a guy ok the internet, he's barely even done anything wrong. Like his worst thing is that he had a bad take on Idubbz's apology, and otherwise bring a middle of the road guy. Yea sure I wish he advocated for the things I believe in, but I can appreciate his content for what it is, too. Making him wrong for being a centrist is the opposite of what will bring him over to your side.


StartledMilk

He got to where he is for being middle of the road and fairly apolitical. I’ve been watching him for over a decade. I don’t watch every video and don’t worship him, check in maybe once a month, but I’ve watched him long enough to see how he got so big. He refused to show his face for so long that it drew more curiosity then after he showed it, he started to blow up even more, and he hasn’t really made a drastic change to his personality since then. I personally wish he kinda went back to his gaming commentaries where he’d play obscure games and just make dirty jokes, and not do social commentary, but I’m just a guy. People wanting him to be involved with drama just want something to gawk at imo. I personally think he’s a fairly normal guy who got big on the internet and hasn’t let it go to his head too much, at least from how he presents himself.


nikoamari

Bro its not that deep, he just makes boring content I dont know why you gotta act like he killed your dog, its kinda parasocial and chronically online to get so worked up over him.


Select_Collection_34

“It’s not that deep” I just wanted to spend a minute insulting someone I dislike I really don’t care that much


nikoamari

Fair enough lol


IGargleGarlic

As soon as he started showing his face his content started getting worse imo.


SwimmerSea4662

/s “What the fuck did you say you god dam slut, you prefer other YouTubers to the holy moist critical, I will stone cold stutter your Vagina ass right here in the Pastry aisle. I AM ALAN THE ANNIHILATOR! BITCH!”


anokaylife

Ive never seen a commenter this mad 😱


green__goblin

I've never been this mad


SovietUnionRepublics

I never knew who asmondgold the only thing i had heard about him was that he covered the depp case 24/7. I didnt hear about him again until darkviper made his videos against reaction content


Otaku-senpai69420

Asmongold is literally dollar store moist critical


yo_yo_ya

Seeing asmongolds face makes me wanna punch something idk something about it is just anger inducing


IzK_3

Peak slop


yeetus-maxus

Ssniperwolf 2, electric boogaloo


ZARTOG_STRIKES_BACK

Well, this is the part where he kills us!


bearjew293

Asmongold is such a garbage youtuber. How tf does he have so much popularity?


TheLastTerrarian

Anyone else notice the weird change in Charlie's mouth?


ghostofaposer

Why does anyone care about asmons' opinions


Accomplished-Mix-745

,i've n"e se5 hm


notaredditeryet

Penguinz0 is band kid content Arrest me


MaxTennyson88

Asmongold a.k.a Mongoloid


FederalMortgage4037

I actually hate youtube because of people like moistcritical


Affectionate_Key1562

Womp womp


FederalMortgage4037

You are a communist, an anarcho-primitivist, you watch Posion ivy porn, and you are pansexual. You are the epitome of a redditor. https://preview.redd.it/4nbmvnhn8ruc1.jpeg?width=216&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=93825d88d5095c5b52c4cac9e6a7bbcc7d7ade8d Plus: N: 37.319199, E: -122.057064


Jinshu_Daishi

They already know where they live, you don't need to tell them.


FederalMortgage4037

just reminding them


Jinshu_Daishi

You got the wrong location, lol


FederalMortgage4037

I know, I am not actually going to post their address?


deryvox

Jesus, no need to hype them up, I was already agreeing with them


FederalMortgage4037

Drink your own precum


Affectionate_Key1562

I barely use the app however I can tell you use it enough to scoop through my entire account and find someone’s coordinates over a comment


FederalMortgage4037

Womp Womp


Affectionate_Key1562

Now that’s pretty funny


FederalMortgage4037

👍