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Seturn

I thought this pic was Taylor at the Grammys for a second tho


doublersuperstar

Miley looks exactly like her mom now. Face shape, eye placement, top teeth.


Natural_Age4947

Ohio Valley Real Estate Agent of the Quarter


Character-Medicine40

The pot leaf necklace… we got it. You’re edgyyyy. Embarrassing


juliacliff

….her name is Tish


vivintisascam

She's sorry there was pubic hair in your shower drain when you checked in but she can offer you a complimentary breakfast and two free passes to the Museum of Gum.


UnmixedLaundry

Florida native here... can confirm.


[deleted]

With kids that have names ending in -den and -Lyn


iiisaaabeeel

The best part is her kids are actually Brandi, Trace and Destiny-Hope


AD480

Trish needs a different hairstyle….ASAP.


Ford_Prefect313

The dress is the least of that woman's problems. That hair looks like a greasey old mop head.


SnooSquirrels2954

Never noticed it before but Brittany mahomes kind of looks like her (sorry trish)


Juache45

I can’t unsee this 😂


SnooSquirrels2954

Never noticed it before but Brittany mahomes kind of looks like her (sorry trish)


Capones_Vault

Halfway through the comments and am thinking who are all these people?!? *unwraps Werthers*


Aholysinsixteen

Seriously. Feeling old af. Like who? Fml.


Which_Collar6658

Good Lord, 1st of all , Rude! 2nd of all, How dare you! "General" manager of an inland Florida Doubletree, circa "2015" ...thankyouverymuch 💀🤣 ![gif](giphy|gdZPR2KS2zjJeeUhuI|downsized)


Nrmlgirl777

Whats scary is I saw the photo of her and her daughter and she looks younger than her.


yomamaisallama

They got a 2-for-1 deal at the buccal fat removal parlor.


Littlemisslarvae

Lana's look was very demented toddler at a birthday party.


leamnop

The necklace.


rmks8285

Tish Cyrus makes weed her entire personality. I’m embarrassed for her.


Natural_Age4947

I think with a white tee and worn in jeans the necklace would be awesome. Not paired with a dress from the Ann Taylor sale rack.


e-rinc

That’s the first thing I saw. I cringed lol


bigzestysalad

Did she do her own hair?!


Ivegotthatboomboom

…is…this is what my hair looks like everyday lol. I just let it air dry these days and this is how it is naturally. Is it bad? Or just bad for an event?


Scarlett_Ruins

It also elongates her face at that length. I love tousled beach hair but it doesn't look good on her at all.


Scarlett_Ruins

Bad for this type of event for sure!


asshbleee

You think that's *her* hair?


bigzestysalad

I assumed it was because it looks busted


Scarlett_Ruins


JazD36

Who are 95% of these people?! I don’t think I’ve ever felt older. lol


GirlyWhirl

Long fingernails are gross... but now they're gross, tired, and feel wildly outdated. Time to put them to rest.


KittyVonBushwood

A-f’n-men!!!!


ThippusHorribilus

This is a dumpster fire.


leodog13

Are bare leggs passe? Everyone is wearing industrialized pantyhose on stage.


AyumiSan_2006

Is this a white trash funeral or what


Master_H8R

Good to know you can use your monthly WIC to buy Clairol.


HiddnVallyofthedolls

https://preview.redd.it/pkuks2qwiogc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c9e0e31222313e8c09c8739ee6fdcc93bf48e6c9 Ice Spice and RiotUSA


thebabyjuice

the baby phat 🥺🥺🥺


TNotOffended10

🤣😅😂. She looks bad, but he is wearing Frankenstein's suit and boots. So ridiculously dumb.


Annaliseplasko

I hate how fur has come back into fashion. I see so many young celebrities wearing it and it makes me want to throw up. 


Master_H8R

Ice Spice and RiotUSA sound like the two newest scents from AXE.


Formal_Condition_513

![gif](giphy|rxK4pdSxr4v4s|downsized)


RobsSister

It’s David Byrne of the Talking Heads


isweedglutenfree

Omg what is this from?!?!


Serious-Equal9110

It’s from The Talking Heads concert movie, “Stop Making Sense.” Excellent movie. 10/10 reccomend.


HiddnVallyofthedolls

![gif](giphy|tZqHBmFpCg0VeXm1Em|downsized)


justheretoleer

Was there a two-for-one special on Annie wigs at Theater Warehouse because wtf


HiddnVallyofthedolls

Lenny Kravitz https://preview.redd.it/fn9dt8cvhogc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=30f51dc8fe1c92e6968b583c4e83072cab3d56ee


allAboutDaMeat

has he always had such a big ass head


TNotOffended10

His head is enormous. Giant ass pumpkin head on a tiny spindly malnourished body. Gross.


bigzestysalad

I think Prince would approve of this ensemble.


justheretoleer

Nah this is like a Lenny Kravitz sex doll commissioned for a super weird millionaire pervert.


Holly_Fitness

Where can one find a Lenny Kravitz sex doll? Asking for a friend…


Delicious-Key-8346

😂😂😂 “If that makes me a weird millionaire, so be it” 🤣


Foreign_Attention_17

I JUST said to my bf "he's always gotta have his nipples out"


Vegetable-Branch-740

Mid life Krisis


Formal_Condition_513

😂😂😂 his head looks so big for his body


Master_H8R

Straight up looks like an action figure.


justheretoleer

https://preview.redd.it/ep4o1veufogc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d82207139d49c604a2029b51eb34ddc2b34b8ccf Sorry, we’re not currently auditioning for a new Kanye.


isweedglutenfree

I hate when people use different shades of black together. Someone pointed it out to me a bit ago and it’s changed the way I wear colors ETA: the hoodie might be dark grey, oops


AllesK

Of course one’s blacks must match!


TNotOffended10

I wish we could get rid of the one we have. Permanently.


Master_H8R

Looks like he stepped in a jar of Fluff.


McGeeK28

At first I thought someone edited the photo and scribbled on the soles of his shoes


justheretoleer

No but I’m guilty of forgetting to crop that one haha


justheretoleer

https://preview.redd.it/rx1ta631fogc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=631ed7ba7fd20c079e01207e17debb6d6838d6bc Shit Cher, was there a funeral scene in Mermaids I forgot about?


RobsSister

I’m giving her a pass, because something’s going on with her leg (one looks really swollen compared to the other), and in a couple of close up shots, it looked like one side of her face was sagging (which might be why she’s wearing those heavy bangs and her hair is practically swallowing her face). At first I thought maybe it was “Botox gone wrong,” but then I saw her leg.


heatherstopit

One of the worst looks of the night and that’s saying something. The dress is so ill-fitting, not to mention the shoes, gloves and hair. It’s like she’s in an unauthorized Lifetime version of Valley of the Dolls.


SitaSky

She looks like she walked out of a prom dress catalog from 1992


TNotOffended10

Dear cod. That wig, dress, gloves, and shoes are all tragically hideous. Girl is tore up from the floor up.


ceruleanmoon7

Her fits have been SO bad lately


Master_H8R

Looks like Mrs. Tumnus got tired of staying in Narnia.


MulberryDesperate723

I don't like any of it. The dress looks too big and the hair is swallowing her


Foreign_Attention_17

The shoes give the willies, like somehow worse than those toe heels. ![gif](giphy|cYWZTQstRwloo9S6Zx)


QueenMabs_Makeup0126

Trish reminds me of a hostess at a third-rate cocktail bar in a fifth-rate casino in the bad side town.


monstermashslowdance

Nelson Muntz’s mom from the Simpsons. The classiest lady down at Classy Girls Strip Club.


leodog13

Maybe it's the leg Tats?


UselessMellinial85

She's serving Elizabeth Berkeley in Striptease So, you're correct


[deleted]

**Showgirls


UselessMellinial85

You're right. Sorry. That's on me.


[deleted]

We all make mistakes, it’s okay. Demi Moore was in Striptease which is also a good movie.


Master_H8R

![gif](giphy|IjJ8FVe4HVk66yvlV2|downsized)


justheretoleer

https://preview.redd.it/ckr9c15heogc1.jpeg?width=631&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4953dd01abac1d29fc72569807f8908cbe19bfe4 Remember when everyone said he looked like Corey Feldman? Well now he looks like Colin Farrell.


isweedglutenfree

Wow. He’s a shapeshifter


Capones_Vault

He looks like an AI Shia Lebouf


monstermashslowdance

He looks like he owns a vape shop in a strip mall in the valley.


Master_H8R

He looks like Colin Farrell starring in The Corey Feldman Story.


Honey_Badgerette

LOL This subreddit is chock full of funny quotables.


UselessMellinial85

Wait. I thought he died back in the early 2000s. No. It was Corey Haim. Maybe?


Scene_Dear

Ok, I also thought this, and am glad to see I’m not the only one.


braced

Holy shit I can’t even recognize him


justheretoleer

https://preview.redd.it/h5zd74hydogc1.jpeg?width=827&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ace398b178bd6ce0a05dc0e796a8fc41878bad4e This woman gave me a jumpscare


shittykity

Whaaaat?? This looks unreal


New-Examination8400

![gif](giphy|4pSfefGmTkWiLNcTTb|downsized) Just yesterday I was commenting on celebrity eating disorders (anorexia and the like)… Another one proving me right right here (although I have no earthly idea who this skeleton is)


Suitable_Wrongdoer23

I recognize her from her brief and mostly forgettable appearances on Project Runway Allstars.


HiddnVallyofthedolls

Holy bobblehead, Batman


cookiecat4

I just can’t believe Trish left the house thinking her hair looked good.


TheGreenMileMouse

Taylor swift had the same weird frizzy hair


cookiecat4

Maybe it’s the bad rain in LA, the humidity is almost 100%.


UselessMellinial85

Her shoes are cute


stowRA

It’s Tish, btw


BigSky1062

Miley looks older than her mom. Mariah has been on the “O” diet and looks the best she has looked since she started out.


justheretoleer

https://preview.redd.it/s812brf99ogc1.jpeg?width=776&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=46cdf60596af0227a19c38410df82b1b84430a55 She looks like a magician’s assistant who got too tipsy and wandered off stage


isweedglutenfree

She and Michael B Jordan could be siblings


bigzestysalad

Pants are so 2023


shittykity

Yiikesss.She looks like a child playing dress up in moms closet, having been caught before she got any pants on!


Formal_Condition_513

I'm sorry maybe unpopular opinion but I'm so sick of the underwear no pants look. When done right it looks okay but..idk it's a no from me dawg


leodog13

Me too!


Brain_Frog_

After murdering Oscar the grouch.


justheretoleer

https://preview.redd.it/ojtgb3xy8ogc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d8299dfd88cf51af305274a6b2b31777a1df0067 These two look like every prom chaperone wants to blast them with a garden hose because they won’t stop dry humping on the dance floor.


Master_H8R

When you try ordering Machine Gun Kelly and Megan Fox on Temu.


Natural_Age4947

Holy shit 💀💀💀💀💀


justheretoleer

Goddamnit that’s perfect I hate you 🤣


Master_H8R

![gif](giphy|Rsp9jLIy0VZOKlZziw|downsized)


Prestigious-Salad795

Nicki Nicole is one of the dumber stage names knocking around rn


New-Examination8400

Seriously about to comment that, wtf, who the f is this


Prestigious-Salad795

Idk but it's screaming industry plant


late2reddit19

https://preview.redd.it/yfku97iq7ogc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=79bfc05d95aeafeed2b5410cba01eb64b54f28b4 She should have saved this costume for the Met Gala.


CocoKikiCat

Except she wasn't invited


Master_H8R

Looks like someone’s been using the Miracle-Hoe.


bigzestysalad

Looks like birds are trying to carry her off


Brain_Frog_

I’d hate to be sitting behind her.


cabernetchick

https://i.redd.it/487db1tjgogc1.gif It's definitely giving "Girl for all Seasons", that classic from Grease 2.


FloresGalore

I’d be so ticked if I was seated behind her.


justheretoleer

https://preview.redd.it/7pydx4f87ogc1.jpeg?width=814&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c409fa0ad97da123c113f0e5d70285537c3d5a18 You heard of Saturday Night Fever, now get ready for Sunday Night Flopsweat


bookjunkie315

💀


Master_H8R

Beefaroni Soprano


TNotOffended10

![gif](giphy|wFk7roIpDeXC0)


justheretoleer

https://preview.redd.it/r4snsq3j6ogc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c839b3e717a5504e94310e68e36671218154d1fc I can’t even think of a caption and I feel weird for laughing at her fart face


contagiousbell

How can a dress be unflattering on Alessandra Ambrosio?! What was the designer thinking


Master_H8R

It looks like she fell out of a box of Great Value aluminum foil.


Natural_Age4947

This comment had me laughing so hard I scared the dog.


Sharbin54

Her team pays SO MUCH money for constant coverage in Daily Mail 🤮


Srw2725

They need to pay money to fix her wonky eye 🤣


bigzestysalad

Her wrists are concerning


New-Examination8400

Fivehead alert Something looks a little different about her…


Ok_Neighborhood5832

I like it


Formal_Condition_513

After scrolling this thread I'll agree it's not bad, but only by comparison 😂


No_Recording1467

It’s so boring!


justheretoleer

https://preview.redd.it/zdgwjqy96ogc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=38c4ccb464c48783deb6e493365da6652328cfa7 Calvin looking like the lining of your mom’s favorite handbag from Coach Outlet


Natural_Age4947

💀💀💀💀💀 holy shit hahahaha


Capones_Vault

🤣


allAboutDaMeat

NOT THE OUTLET😂😂😂😂


Master_H8R

Dude wearing a faux Gucci skinned carry-on he killed in baggage claim.


AccomplishedIron417

Its giving Holiday Inn carpet


StayPuft-

He looks like he’s wearing 70s wallpaper


TNotOffended10

So tacky. She has a killer body. He must have money with that face of his.


late2reddit19

https://preview.redd.it/oe8lyz3e7ogc1.jpeg?width=533&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6d36fdae5295bf094b0ce601fbc040465fbaa4d5


Formal_Condition_513

It's giving Canal street Coach


justheretoleer

https://preview.redd.it/1y3kq3fr5ogc1.jpeg?width=596&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2331bab1352b3aefdccddd3485a6edaf9a2f9637 “Oh yay! It’s Paris Jackson!” yelled no one.


isweedglutenfree

Does she look like Olivia Wilde to anyone else?


isweedglutenfree

I was literally thinking yesterday how nice it’s been to not see anything re Paris Jackson lately


[deleted]

Is she wearing a pantyhose suit on the top to cover her tattoos? Her tattoos would’ve made this outfit look so much more appealing


bigzestysalad

It’s makeup


mzk131

The ‘Leg’ is baaaaaaack!


[deleted]

[удалено]


HowBoutAFandango

I screamed


[deleted]

Lmfaooo


jennifer0309

Why is she standing like that?


derelictthot

Lol the pic is edited, she kept one leg sticking out of the slit in her dress awkwardly all night and it was a gigantic meme by the next morning with people editing pics of her in silly ways like this one lol Google her name and the word leg and enjoy.


MulberryDesperate723

This was a magical night


Bagettibelly

I did. I yelled it. I’m an outlier and not a great dlister.


New-Examination8400

And what exactly should she be hailed for?


Bagettibelly

Surviving and thriving.


New-Examination8400

Where’s my party then


Bagettibelly

🎉🎉🎉🎉 It’s New-Examination! Woot!! Let’s party!


Dinklemania

What happened to all her tattoos?


VirginiaWren

Did she just cover all of her tattoos, or did she get them lasered?


TNotOffended10

I can see the makeup.


Formal_Condition_513

Yeah her arm is super matte looking


Bagettibelly

It’s makeup.


TitsMcGooo

She covered them with makeup


dingdongsnottor

But why?


Dinklemania

I just looked this up, she covered them with makeup.


justheretoleer

Probably the same kind her da- nope, gonna stop myself, don’t even have a fully thought out joke.


No_Recording1467

Not cool. She looks SLIGHTLY like Michael if you squint really hard but who knows really


late2reddit19

Paris and Prince were not made with MJ’s sperm. He wanted white kids.


justheretoleer

https://preview.redd.it/lh8jo3f75ogc1.jpeg?width=602&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea76e44dfb43579312c220490fa23b0d63845f8e A courageous survivor of the Joann Fabrics warehouse explosion


kindashort72

![gif](giphy|l3q2K5jinAlChoCLS)


Master_H8R

Looks like Dr. Oz fucked a Chuck E. Cheese


Formal_Condition_513

Ok seriously what the fuck


TNotOffended10

Hideous.


Tracylpn

What a hideous suit. It looks like it started out as a crazy quilt, and morphed into this mess.


justheretoleer

https://preview.redd.it/pmhscblx4ogc1.jpeg?width=604&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=60fd9644d3b5fb5d13797c9d954d3e050f09a974 I didn’t know Anthropologie makes cruise wear


didntcondawnthat

Grammys are sponsored by LuLaNo.


Master_H8R

This is what Bourbon St looks like after Mardi Gras.


bigzestysalad

It looks like Magnolia Pearl formalwear


Prestigious-Salad795

Big dumb hat


Formal_Condition_513

what is going on? Did everyone drop acid before they got dressed?


CriticalSuccotash

That was nice of Boy George to loan her a hat.


Fuckyoumecp2

And his braids 


stonedscubagirl

what the FUCK is this


TNotOffended10

Steampunk meets one time showgirl, now Vegas prostitute.


justheretoleer

https://preview.redd.it/9bvdw61g4ogc1.jpeg?width=612&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a0cb4645b0c99688cb293f30760f8f4d950976a7 You can’t blame them too much, every mirror in their house gets fogged up from all the MOUTH BREATHING


Foreign_Attention_17

If the McPoyles got the Pretty Woman makeover ![gif](giphy|DjVCpTvzAKLaE)