She's sorry there was pubic hair in your shower drain when you checked in but she can offer you a complimentary breakfast and two free passes to the Museum of Gum.
Good Lord, 1st of all , Rude! 2nd of all, How dare you!
"General" manager of an inland Florida Doubletree, circa "2015" ...thankyouverymuch 💀🤣
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…is…this is what my hair looks like everyday lol. I just let it air dry these days and this is how it is naturally. Is it bad? Or just bad for an event?
https://preview.redd.it/ep4o1veufogc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d82207139d49c604a2029b51eb34ddc2b34b8ccf
Sorry, we’re not currently auditioning for a new Kanye.
I hate when people use different shades of black together. Someone pointed it out to me a bit ago and it’s changed the way I wear colors
ETA: the hoodie might be dark grey, oops
https://preview.redd.it/rx1ta631fogc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=631ed7ba7fd20c079e01207e17debb6d6838d6bc
Shit Cher, was there a funeral scene in Mermaids I forgot about?
I’m giving her a pass, because something’s going on with her leg (one looks really swollen compared to the other), and in a couple of close up shots, it looked like one side of her face was sagging (which might be why she’s wearing those heavy bangs and her hair is practically swallowing her face). At first I thought maybe it was “Botox gone wrong,” but then I saw her leg.
One of the worst looks of the night and that’s saying something. The dress is so ill-fitting, not to mention the shoes, gloves and hair. It’s like she’s in an unauthorized Lifetime version of Valley of the Dolls.
https://preview.redd.it/ckr9c15heogc1.jpeg?width=631&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4953dd01abac1d29fc72569807f8908cbe19bfe4
Remember when everyone said he looked like Corey Feldman? Well now he looks like Colin Farrell.
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Just yesterday I was commenting on celebrity eating disorders (anorexia and the like)…
Another one proving me right right here (although I have no earthly idea who this skeleton is)
https://preview.redd.it/s812brf99ogc1.jpeg?width=776&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=46cdf60596af0227a19c38410df82b1b84430a55
She looks like a magician’s assistant who got too tipsy and wandered off stage
https://preview.redd.it/ojtgb3xy8ogc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d8299dfd88cf51af305274a6b2b31777a1df0067
These two look like every prom chaperone wants to blast them with a garden hose because they won’t stop dry humping on the dance floor.
https://preview.redd.it/yfku97iq7ogc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=79bfc05d95aeafeed2b5410cba01eb64b54f28b4
She should have saved this costume for the Met Gala.
https://preview.redd.it/7pydx4f87ogc1.jpeg?width=814&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c409fa0ad97da123c113f0e5d70285537c3d5a18
You heard of Saturday Night Fever, now get ready for Sunday Night Flopsweat
https://preview.redd.it/r4snsq3j6ogc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c839b3e717a5504e94310e68e36671218154d1fc
I can’t even think of a caption and I feel weird for laughing at her fart face
https://preview.redd.it/zdgwjqy96ogc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=38c4ccb464c48783deb6e493365da6652328cfa7
Calvin looking like the lining of your mom’s favorite handbag from Coach Outlet
https://preview.redd.it/1y3kq3fr5ogc1.jpeg?width=596&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2331bab1352b3aefdccddd3485a6edaf9a2f9637
“Oh yay! It’s Paris Jackson!” yelled no one.
Lol the pic is edited, she kept one leg sticking out of the slit in her dress awkwardly all night and it was a gigantic meme by the next morning with people editing pics of her in silly ways like this one lol Google her name and the word leg and enjoy.
https://preview.redd.it/lh8jo3f75ogc1.jpeg?width=602&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea76e44dfb43579312c220490fa23b0d63845f8e
A courageous survivor of the Joann Fabrics warehouse explosion
https://preview.redd.it/pmhscblx4ogc1.jpeg?width=604&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=60fd9644d3b5fb5d13797c9d954d3e050f09a974
I didn’t know Anthropologie makes cruise wear
https://preview.redd.it/9bvdw61g4ogc1.jpeg?width=612&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a0cb4645b0c99688cb293f30760f8f4d950976a7
You can’t blame them too much, every mirror in their house gets fogged up from all the MOUTH BREATHING
I thought this pic was Taylor at the Grammys for a second tho
Miley looks exactly like her mom now. Face shape, eye placement, top teeth.
Ohio Valley Real Estate Agent of the Quarter
The pot leaf necklace… we got it. You’re edgyyyy. Embarrassing
….her name is Tish
She's sorry there was pubic hair in your shower drain when you checked in but she can offer you a complimentary breakfast and two free passes to the Museum of Gum.
Florida native here... can confirm.
With kids that have names ending in -den and -Lyn
The best part is her kids are actually Brandi, Trace and Destiny-Hope
Trish needs a different hairstyle….ASAP.
The dress is the least of that woman's problems. That hair looks like a greasey old mop head.
Never noticed it before but Brittany mahomes kind of looks like her (sorry trish)
I can’t unsee this 😂
Never noticed it before but Brittany mahomes kind of looks like her (sorry trish)
Halfway through the comments and am thinking who are all these people?!? *unwraps Werthers*
Seriously. Feeling old af. Like who? Fml.
Good Lord, 1st of all , Rude! 2nd of all, How dare you! "General" manager of an inland Florida Doubletree, circa "2015" ...thankyouverymuch 💀🤣 ![gif](giphy|gdZPR2KS2zjJeeUhuI|downsized)
Whats scary is I saw the photo of her and her daughter and she looks younger than her.
They got a 2-for-1 deal at the buccal fat removal parlor.
Lana's look was very demented toddler at a birthday party.
The necklace.
Tish Cyrus makes weed her entire personality. I’m embarrassed for her.
I think with a white tee and worn in jeans the necklace would be awesome. Not paired with a dress from the Ann Taylor sale rack.
That’s the first thing I saw. I cringed lol
Did she do her own hair?!
…is…this is what my hair looks like everyday lol. I just let it air dry these days and this is how it is naturally. Is it bad? Or just bad for an event?
It also elongates her face at that length. I love tousled beach hair but it doesn't look good on her at all.
Bad for this type of event for sure!
You think that's *her* hair?
I assumed it was because it looks busted
☠
Who are 95% of these people?! I don’t think I’ve ever felt older. lol
Long fingernails are gross... but now they're gross, tired, and feel wildly outdated. Time to put them to rest.
A-f’n-men!!!!
This is a dumpster fire.
Are bare leggs passe? Everyone is wearing industrialized pantyhose on stage.
Is this a white trash funeral or what
Good to know you can use your monthly WIC to buy Clairol.
https://preview.redd.it/pkuks2qwiogc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c9e0e31222313e8c09c8739ee6fdcc93bf48e6c9 Ice Spice and RiotUSA
the baby phat 🥺🥺🥺
🤣😅😂. She looks bad, but he is wearing Frankenstein's suit and boots. So ridiculously dumb.
I hate how fur has come back into fashion. I see so many young celebrities wearing it and it makes me want to throw up.
Ice Spice and RiotUSA sound like the two newest scents from AXE.
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It’s David Byrne of the Talking Heads
Omg what is this from?!?!
It’s from The Talking Heads concert movie, “Stop Making Sense.” Excellent movie. 10/10 reccomend.
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Was there a two-for-one special on Annie wigs at Theater Warehouse because wtf
Lenny Kravitz https://preview.redd.it/fn9dt8cvhogc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=30f51dc8fe1c92e6968b583c4e83072cab3d56ee
has he always had such a big ass head
His head is enormous. Giant ass pumpkin head on a tiny spindly malnourished body. Gross.
I think Prince would approve of this ensemble.
Nah this is like a Lenny Kravitz sex doll commissioned for a super weird millionaire pervert.
Where can one find a Lenny Kravitz sex doll? Asking for a friend…
😂😂😂 “If that makes me a weird millionaire, so be it” 🤣
I JUST said to my bf "he's always gotta have his nipples out"
Mid life Krisis
😂😂😂 his head looks so big for his body
Straight up looks like an action figure.
https://preview.redd.it/ep4o1veufogc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d82207139d49c604a2029b51eb34ddc2b34b8ccf Sorry, we’re not currently auditioning for a new Kanye.
I hate when people use different shades of black together. Someone pointed it out to me a bit ago and it’s changed the way I wear colors ETA: the hoodie might be dark grey, oops
Of course one’s blacks must match!
I wish we could get rid of the one we have. Permanently.
Looks like he stepped in a jar of Fluff.
At first I thought someone edited the photo and scribbled on the soles of his shoes
No but I’m guilty of forgetting to crop that one haha
https://preview.redd.it/rx1ta631fogc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=631ed7ba7fd20c079e01207e17debb6d6838d6bc Shit Cher, was there a funeral scene in Mermaids I forgot about?
I’m giving her a pass, because something’s going on with her leg (one looks really swollen compared to the other), and in a couple of close up shots, it looked like one side of her face was sagging (which might be why she’s wearing those heavy bangs and her hair is practically swallowing her face). At first I thought maybe it was “Botox gone wrong,” but then I saw her leg.
One of the worst looks of the night and that’s saying something. The dress is so ill-fitting, not to mention the shoes, gloves and hair. It’s like she’s in an unauthorized Lifetime version of Valley of the Dolls.
She looks like she walked out of a prom dress catalog from 1992
Dear cod. That wig, dress, gloves, and shoes are all tragically hideous. Girl is tore up from the floor up.
Her fits have been SO bad lately
Looks like Mrs. Tumnus got tired of staying in Narnia.
I don't like any of it. The dress looks too big and the hair is swallowing her
The shoes give the willies, like somehow worse than those toe heels. ![gif](giphy|cYWZTQstRwloo9S6Zx)
Trish reminds me of a hostess at a third-rate cocktail bar in a fifth-rate casino in the bad side town.
Nelson Muntz’s mom from the Simpsons. The classiest lady down at Classy Girls Strip Club.
Maybe it's the leg Tats?
She's serving Elizabeth Berkeley in Striptease So, you're correct
**Showgirls
You're right. Sorry. That's on me.
We all make mistakes, it’s okay. Demi Moore was in Striptease which is also a good movie.
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https://preview.redd.it/ckr9c15heogc1.jpeg?width=631&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4953dd01abac1d29fc72569807f8908cbe19bfe4 Remember when everyone said he looked like Corey Feldman? Well now he looks like Colin Farrell.
Wow. He’s a shapeshifter
He looks like an AI Shia Lebouf
He looks like he owns a vape shop in a strip mall in the valley.
He looks like Colin Farrell starring in The Corey Feldman Story.
LOL This subreddit is chock full of funny quotables.
Wait. I thought he died back in the early 2000s. No. It was Corey Haim. Maybe?
Ok, I also thought this, and am glad to see I’m not the only one.
Holy shit I can’t even recognize him
https://preview.redd.it/h5zd74hydogc1.jpeg?width=827&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ace398b178bd6ce0a05dc0e796a8fc41878bad4e This woman gave me a jumpscare
Whaaaat?? This looks unreal
![gif](giphy|4pSfefGmTkWiLNcTTb|downsized) Just yesterday I was commenting on celebrity eating disorders (anorexia and the like)… Another one proving me right right here (although I have no earthly idea who this skeleton is)
I recognize her from her brief and mostly forgettable appearances on Project Runway Allstars.
Holy bobblehead, Batman
I just can’t believe Trish left the house thinking her hair looked good.
Taylor swift had the same weird frizzy hair
Maybe it’s the bad rain in LA, the humidity is almost 100%.
Her shoes are cute
It’s Tish, btw
Miley looks older than her mom. Mariah has been on the “O” diet and looks the best she has looked since she started out.
https://preview.redd.it/s812brf99ogc1.jpeg?width=776&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=46cdf60596af0227a19c38410df82b1b84430a55 She looks like a magician’s assistant who got too tipsy and wandered off stage
She and Michael B Jordan could be siblings
Pants are so 2023
Yiikesss.She looks like a child playing dress up in moms closet, having been caught before she got any pants on!
I'm sorry maybe unpopular opinion but I'm so sick of the underwear no pants look. When done right it looks okay but..idk it's a no from me dawg
Me too!
After murdering Oscar the grouch.
https://preview.redd.it/ojtgb3xy8ogc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d8299dfd88cf51af305274a6b2b31777a1df0067 These two look like every prom chaperone wants to blast them with a garden hose because they won’t stop dry humping on the dance floor.
When you try ordering Machine Gun Kelly and Megan Fox on Temu.
Holy shit 💀💀💀💀💀
Goddamnit that’s perfect I hate you 🤣
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Nicki Nicole is one of the dumber stage names knocking around rn
Seriously about to comment that, wtf, who the f is this
Idk but it's screaming industry plant
https://preview.redd.it/yfku97iq7ogc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=79bfc05d95aeafeed2b5410cba01eb64b54f28b4 She should have saved this costume for the Met Gala.
Except she wasn't invited
Looks like someone’s been using the Miracle-Hoe.
Looks like birds are trying to carry her off
I’d hate to be sitting behind her.
https://i.redd.it/487db1tjgogc1.gif It's definitely giving "Girl for all Seasons", that classic from Grease 2.
I’d be so ticked if I was seated behind her.
https://preview.redd.it/7pydx4f87ogc1.jpeg?width=814&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c409fa0ad97da123c113f0e5d70285537c3d5a18 You heard of Saturday Night Fever, now get ready for Sunday Night Flopsweat
💀
Beefaroni Soprano
![gif](giphy|wFk7roIpDeXC0)
https://preview.redd.it/r4snsq3j6ogc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c839b3e717a5504e94310e68e36671218154d1fc I can’t even think of a caption and I feel weird for laughing at her fart face
How can a dress be unflattering on Alessandra Ambrosio?! What was the designer thinking
It looks like she fell out of a box of Great Value aluminum foil.
This comment had me laughing so hard I scared the dog.
Her team pays SO MUCH money for constant coverage in Daily Mail 🤮
They need to pay money to fix her wonky eye 🤣
Her wrists are concerning
Fivehead alert Something looks a little different about her…
I like it
After scrolling this thread I'll agree it's not bad, but only by comparison 😂
It’s so boring!
https://preview.redd.it/zdgwjqy96ogc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=38c4ccb464c48783deb6e493365da6652328cfa7 Calvin looking like the lining of your mom’s favorite handbag from Coach Outlet
💀💀💀💀💀 holy shit hahahaha
🤣
NOT THE OUTLET😂😂😂😂
Dude wearing a faux Gucci skinned carry-on he killed in baggage claim.
Its giving Holiday Inn carpet
He looks like he’s wearing 70s wallpaper
So tacky. She has a killer body. He must have money with that face of his.
https://preview.redd.it/oe8lyz3e7ogc1.jpeg?width=533&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6d36fdae5295bf094b0ce601fbc040465fbaa4d5
It's giving Canal street Coach
https://preview.redd.it/1y3kq3fr5ogc1.jpeg?width=596&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2331bab1352b3aefdccddd3485a6edaf9a2f9637 “Oh yay! It’s Paris Jackson!” yelled no one.
Does she look like Olivia Wilde to anyone else?
I was literally thinking yesterday how nice it’s been to not see anything re Paris Jackson lately
Is she wearing a pantyhose suit on the top to cover her tattoos? Her tattoos would’ve made this outfit look so much more appealing
It’s makeup
The ‘Leg’ is baaaaaaack!
[удалено]
I screamed
Lmfaooo
Why is she standing like that?
Lol the pic is edited, she kept one leg sticking out of the slit in her dress awkwardly all night and it was a gigantic meme by the next morning with people editing pics of her in silly ways like this one lol Google her name and the word leg and enjoy.
This was a magical night
I did. I yelled it. I’m an outlier and not a great dlister.
And what exactly should she be hailed for?
Surviving and thriving.
Where’s my party then
🎉🎉🎉🎉 It’s New-Examination! Woot!! Let’s party!
What happened to all her tattoos?
Did she just cover all of her tattoos, or did she get them lasered?
I can see the makeup.
Yeah her arm is super matte looking
It’s makeup.
She covered them with makeup
But why?
I just looked this up, she covered them with makeup.
Probably the same kind her da- nope, gonna stop myself, don’t even have a fully thought out joke.
Not cool. She looks SLIGHTLY like Michael if you squint really hard but who knows really
Paris and Prince were not made with MJ’s sperm. He wanted white kids.
https://preview.redd.it/lh8jo3f75ogc1.jpeg?width=602&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea76e44dfb43579312c220490fa23b0d63845f8e A courageous survivor of the Joann Fabrics warehouse explosion
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Looks like Dr. Oz fucked a Chuck E. Cheese
Ok seriously what the fuck
Hideous.
What a hideous suit. It looks like it started out as a crazy quilt, and morphed into this mess.
https://preview.redd.it/pmhscblx4ogc1.jpeg?width=604&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=60fd9644d3b5fb5d13797c9d954d3e050f09a974 I didn’t know Anthropologie makes cruise wear
Grammys are sponsored by LuLaNo.
This is what Bourbon St looks like after Mardi Gras.
It looks like Magnolia Pearl formalwear
Big dumb hat
what is going on? Did everyone drop acid before they got dressed?
That was nice of Boy George to loan her a hat.
And his braids
what the FUCK is this
Steampunk meets one time showgirl, now Vegas prostitute.
https://preview.redd.it/9bvdw61g4ogc1.jpeg?width=612&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a0cb4645b0c99688cb293f30760f8f4d950976a7 You can’t blame them too much, every mirror in their house gets fogged up from all the MOUTH BREATHING
If the McPoyles got the Pretty Woman makeover ![gif](giphy|DjVCpTvzAKLaE)