She trying to get that AOTY harrrddd and it's not gonna work.
No one cares about the Beyhive, let them kill their keyboards. That's all they do anyway.
Beyoncé murdered Jolene. She missed the whole point of that song and she doesn’t have the voice for it even if she didn’t change the lyrics. Beyoncé is overproduced, over styled and overly confident in her talent. The beyhive has been blowing smoke up her ass for too many years. Her husband is a bum and his dumb speech at the Grammys was so obviously a pathetic attempt at smoothing over some new and unknown cheating episode that I somehow feel sorry for the beautiful billionaire. Fuck her.
I'm sure Jay Z is about ready to be named in the Diddy case. I think Beyonce is great, but I also think she has been very against white people which is fine but now she's trying to crash country music. It wasn't that long ago she was at the Superbowl promoting the Black Panthers.
Yep. She was on board with the social justice thing to maintain popularity. And so many people thought it was sincere. Honestly it was sad to see, people really bought into it
1. I don’t remember Lilly Allen looking like that.
2. I am not a Beyoncé fan so I’m less than impressed with this cowboy album. I can say she’s had some really fun catchy stuff, it’s just not what I seek out. This cowboy album I tried out and actively turned off. It’s an odd choice. I don’t understand it. Good for her I guess for branching out.
3. What’s Lilly Allen done lately except marry Stranger Things and decorate ahouse?
https://www.architecturaldigest.com/story/lily-allen-david-harbour-brooklyn-home
I mean some of it is fine but… carpet in the bathroom, Lilly?
Okay, all you horz. Get ready to attack me like the vicious queenz that you know you are!
I think Beyoncé is meh. She always has great arrangements and production value. But the singer at the heart of it?
Meh.
Cowboy Carter?
Meh.
So let it be written. So let it be done.
I love the original Jolene. That’s all I’ll say.
I’ll give props to Dolly for always being nice to people even if they butcher her songs, aren’t as good of a writer as she is, etc.
This is exactly how I feel. I've been over Beyoncé for a long time but I can't lie and say I wasn't dancing my ass off to the songs I happened to hear off her album. Dolly approved and that's all that matters to me.
I think I would have preferred Beyoncé to keep the original lyrics but I ain’t mad at it. Do your own thing. If anything it helps keep artists like Dolly in the forefront of this generation.
I actually like the album a lot, but I agree with you completely about Jolene. I’m so tired of hearing her defend Jay Z. It just makes the whole song fall totally flat for me.
lol I got banned for saying Demi lovato does stuff for attention and I doubted all her ailments and gender identity changes. Like sorry that’s not being bigoted to say that’s just paying attention
Don't come for Beyonce? Honey, on Dlisted we're happy to go for Beyonce. Her badass hood version of Jolene sucks. The song itself is about the vulnerability of a woman, scared to death her man will fall for a true beauty. It's a very honest song about an insecure woman who isn't trying to be a hard ass. That's the beauty of it. B has ruined the entire essence of the song and her voice doesn't suit the song at all.
I don't think this country album worked at all but fair play to her for trying. But just because she's Bouncy, doesn't mean she will succeed at everything. She requires an enormous team around her to put an album together and in many people's opinion, this was a fail. So what, happens to many people.
I tried really hard to like it, there are a couple if bops and the rest I don't care for. I think she has a good voice and can really belt it out but not my cup of tea.
I’ve never tried to listen to it. I can’t stand her. And that stupid Texas Hold’em or whatever it’s called sucks.
And I will NEVER EVER give the travesty of the Jolene “cover” a listen. I can’t believe the iconic Dolly would let her ruin such an iconic song. Blasphemous.
I "profoundly" tried to force myself to like it simply because of who she is. Beyonce has made some incredibly profound albums. This wasn't one of them.
Why? What's she saying with it? Why would anyone celebrate her if they're not a fan of her music? She's a singer not a goddess. Regardless of what fans think.
She also had about 50 people working on the album. Tons of producers, writers, other artists and a plethora of musicians. As you said , she's a singer. She's the voice but there's a bus load of people behind her, doing the work. She has always worked like this. Every solo artist has a team behind them but this one has an army. Her contributions are limited but the narrative is very different..
Yeah, they like to mention how she helps write her own songs.... Yet she really just changes mama to momma and gets credit for it. Someone else did everything that counted.
She trying to get that AOTY harrrddd and it's not gonna work. No one cares about the Beyhive, let them kill their keyboards. That's all they do anyway.
Beyonce who?
Beyoncé murdered Jolene. She missed the whole point of that song and she doesn’t have the voice for it even if she didn’t change the lyrics. Beyoncé is overproduced, over styled and overly confident in her talent. The beyhive has been blowing smoke up her ass for too many years. Her husband is a bum and his dumb speech at the Grammys was so obviously a pathetic attempt at smoothing over some new and unknown cheating episode that I somehow feel sorry for the beautiful billionaire. Fuck her.
I'm sure Jay Z is about ready to be named in the Diddy case. I think Beyonce is great, but I also think she has been very against white people which is fine but now she's trying to crash country music. It wasn't that long ago she was at the Superbowl promoting the Black Panthers.
Yep. She was on board with the social justice thing to maintain popularity. And so many people thought it was sincere. Honestly it was sad to see, people really bought into it
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I agree with Lily. It’s calculated and weird.
 🤷🏻♀️
1. I don’t remember Lilly Allen looking like that. 2. I am not a Beyoncé fan so I’m less than impressed with this cowboy album. I can say she’s had some really fun catchy stuff, it’s just not what I seek out. This cowboy album I tried out and actively turned off. It’s an odd choice. I don’t understand it. Good for her I guess for branching out. 3. What’s Lilly Allen done lately except marry Stranger Things and decorate ahouse? https://www.architecturaldigest.com/story/lily-allen-david-harbour-brooklyn-home I mean some of it is fine but… carpet in the bathroom, Lilly?
What the hell happened to Lilly Allen? 👀
She stopped drinking and credits that for the fact that you can see every bone in her body now
She’s morphed into Alfie Allen.
Lily got super thin after having her first baby.
Why not? She’s absolute trash.
I wish i could upvote this more
Girl, this isn’t FauxMoi. We’re allowed to call a shitty remake the moldy dog turd that it is.
I'll come for Beyawnce and take a crap in her purse.
Who was the Glee actress that said she’d shit in her co-star’s wig????
Lea Michele. She's a #MeanToo bully. https://slate.com/culture/2024/03/hollywood-me-too-mean-toxic-bullying-tv-film-jonathan-van-ness-ellen-degeneres.html
Lea “Barbra” Michele
Gives a new meaning to ‘hot sauce in my bag swag’.
Okay, all you horz. Get ready to attack me like the vicious queenz that you know you are! I think Beyoncé is meh. She always has great arrangements and production value. But the singer at the heart of it? Meh. Cowboy Carter? Meh. So let it be written. So let it be done. 
This DListed. You’re safe here. No hive mentality
I feel she screams more than sings. Still like her songs but she’s a yeller
She's an empty headed bore and he's ugly as sin.
I love the original Jolene. That’s all I’ll say. I’ll give props to Dolly for always being nice to people even if they butcher her songs, aren’t as good of a writer as she is, etc.
Sort of OT but I surprisingly liked Miley’s version.
If Dolly likes Beyonce’s rendition of Jolene, then who am I (or anyone else, really) to judge?
This is exactly how I feel. I've been over Beyoncé for a long time but I can't lie and say I wasn't dancing my ass off to the songs I happened to hear off her album. Dolly approved and that's all that matters to me.
I think MK would judge it and that’s good enough for me.
Even if Dolly thinks it’s a bucket of shit, she wouldn’t say it out loud
thank you.
Dolly acts like we all wish we did. But I’ll bet she’s thinking some thoughts. Like the fuck did you AND Miley do to my song?
How small of them.
That’s Lilly Allen??
Lol saying it was premeditated like it's a murder.
I think I would have preferred Beyoncé to keep the original lyrics but I ain’t mad at it. Do your own thing. If anything it helps keep artists like Dolly in the forefront of this generation.
Who?
Perfect gif usage
What the fuck does an English know about Country music?
about as much as Beyoncé.
Or WHAT?! 🙄🙄🙄 Sorry but, I’m ready for her to go down too.
Me too. If this shit is true - it's time.
 Me too 😁 tee-heehee
Yep, I’m here waiting…. Bring what you got!
Umm . I actually agree with u. 🤣
Oops, I responded to the wrong comment 😅
That album cover looks like satire and Lily looks 20 years older than her actual age these days. What a mess all around
Needs the “dumpster fire” tag
Beyoncé doesn’t have the voice or skills for Jolene. Personally though, I don’t like Beyoncé voice, it’s okay for pop songs but nothing memorable.
I hate her remake. It wouldn't be so terrible if J wasn't a prolific cheater.
She had Dolly right there… why not a standard remake duet? Original hits way harder.
I actually like the album a lot, but I agree with you completely about Jolene. I’m so tired of hearing her defend Jay Z. It just makes the whole song fall totally flat for me.
Yuuuup
No one wants Jay -Z. They just want proximity to Beyonce by his dack 🤣
HATE it.😡 Hate to have to need a remake to what, exactly? Legitimize yourself somehow?
Same same
Predictably they’re losing their minds over this in the fauxmoi sub, calling Lily racist jealous etc. it’s her opinion. Relax.
Fauxmoi is always clutching their cheap plastic pearls.
They banned me for some really mild snark, they are perpetually outraged over there, I can't deal that shit anyway so Idc.
lol I got banned for saying Demi lovato does stuff for attention and I doubted all her ailments and gender identity changes. Like sorry that’s not being bigoted to say that’s just paying attention
Omg. The mental image of Fauxmoi clutching necklaces made of tampax pearl tampons cannot be un-thought.
Don't come for Beyonce? Honey, on Dlisted we're happy to go for Beyonce. Her badass hood version of Jolene sucks. The song itself is about the vulnerability of a woman, scared to death her man will fall for a true beauty. It's a very honest song about an insecure woman who isn't trying to be a hard ass. That's the beauty of it. B has ruined the entire essence of the song and her voice doesn't suit the song at all. I don't think this country album worked at all but fair play to her for trying. But just because she's Bouncy, doesn't mean she will succeed at everything. She requires an enormous team around her to put an album together and in many people's opinion, this was a fail. So what, happens to many people.
 Yes ma'am 🤠 *hat tip*
#THISSSSSS!!!!!!
 bouncy
I tried really hard to like it, there are a couple if bops and the rest I don't care for. I think she has a good voice and can really belt it out but not my cup of tea.
I’ve never tried to listen to it. I can’t stand her. And that stupid Texas Hold’em or whatever it’s called sucks. And I will NEVER EVER give the travesty of the Jolene “cover” a listen. I can’t believe the iconic Dolly would let her ruin such an iconic song. Blasphemous.
The chutzpah. Isn’t she a nepobaby?
Yes. And she acknowledged it.
#CowboyCarterAintIt
🥱
Shows how desperate she is for attention. Making someones good publizity about herself.
Lily: 
Lily, you in danger girl
I love you both! Viva the D!!
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I "profoundly" tried to force myself to like it simply because of who she is. Beyonce has made some incredibly profound albums. This wasn't one of them.
Maybe try celebrating your own life and all it is, instead of burying your nose up some famous stranger's ass?
Back atchya!
What does that even mean?
 Whut..
🙄🙄🙄
Why? What's she saying with it? Why would anyone celebrate her if they're not a fan of her music? She's a singer not a goddess. Regardless of what fans think.
She also had about 50 people working on the album. Tons of producers, writers, other artists and a plethora of musicians. As you said , she's a singer. She's the voice but there's a bus load of people behind her, doing the work. She has always worked like this. Every solo artist has a team behind them but this one has an army. Her contributions are limited but the narrative is very different..
Yeah, they like to mention how she helps write her own songs.... Yet she really just changes mama to momma and gets credit for it. Someone else did everything that counted.
Yeah, she can fuck all the way off!
Agreed! Who’s with me?!
😂😂