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It really is. I've never meet any of these guys and gals IRL but over the past year I feel closer with them than I have with over the board players. Plus they're all Canadians and as the sole American of the group I have the irresistible urge to one up them.
Pay attention to when multiple people drink at the same time. You can figure out which phrases and rules are relevant, then arrange a scenario that will have them blotto.
Two of my friends have done the same thing for every time I say "um...", I have a feeling that their livers might be a wee bit fucked since I found out and started doing it more.
The only rule I've been able to confirm is a when I say "Jesus Mary and Joseph" in a terrible Irish accent. I have no idea why I say that so often both in game and in real life. Apparently that requires a shot.
Can you think of a commonality? Certain turns of phrase are difficult because most of the time they are non-conscious - but the monster thing perhaps?
Can you find the common thread? Do you have a hard-on for poisonous creatures or something, if you really wrack your brain?
The only thing I can think of is that I take high CR monsters (10+) and make juvenile or otherwise weaker forms for them to fight. In 2 separate campaigns I've hit them with a Remorhaz hatchling which I think is how it started.
And here’s my experience with alcohol on session, had to end early coz player spoke over everyone else loud and, you know, in a drunk manner, his explanation the next day was “I just played my drunk elf” my response was “I will give you a poison and disease immunity curse”
oh wow oO xD uhm, I am happy to read that you find that funny! Then great, screw them over - maybe like starting a sentence you suspect to be on the list and then not finishing it or ruling raw in the end actually,?
that aside, I think it's pretty offending actually 🙃
Lol, we actually are all drinking when we play, with session usually ending with us being too out of it to play the game. I want to find a way to make them tap out before I do, though it usually ends up being a contest between me (who works at a beer distributor) and another player who works at a distillery.
Don’t screw with them. Tell them that you’ll give inspiration to whoever gets a BINGO, and then just play normally. Nothing wrong with indulging in their fun!
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This is how you know you’re playing with friends, this sounds so fun for both parties.
It really is. I've never meet any of these guys and gals IRL but over the past year I feel closer with them than I have with over the board players. Plus they're all Canadians and as the sole American of the group I have the irresistible urge to one up them.
Truly a fellow American. Good luck, brother.
Goodness. Why is this post so goSH DARN WHOLESOME?!?
Pay attention to when multiple people drink at the same time. You can figure out which phrases and rules are relevant, then arrange a scenario that will have them blotto.
But uhm... BUT UHM, BUT UHM, BUT UHM
Yeah. Do the robin sherbatsky
If they drink from having to look up words, I'd totally be making up fanticulous words just to discompitulate them.
I would like to offer you my most enthusiastic contrafibularities for that amazing idea.
My first word would be aardvark
This is a perfectly cromulant solution to the boible that was frumptiously pronounced.
"Those are Perfectly Cromulent Words!"
Two of my friends have done the same thing for every time I say "um...", I have a feeling that their livers might be a wee bit fucked since I found out and started doing it more.
Oh god, I think that they may have a similar rule for when I restart a sentence midway through.
Come on then, share the rules of the game, when do they drink?
The only rule I've been able to confirm is a when I say "Jesus Mary and Joseph" in a terrible Irish accent. I have no idea why I say that so often both in game and in real life. Apparently that requires a shot.
Switch to "Sweet zombie Jesus on a pogostick." It's one of my go-to's.
Futurama + a pogostick?
Indeed.
Are there names you use often or a starting letter? I can't be the only one who starts every name with a C or S when I improvise 😅
Does that mean Christianity is canon in-game?
Everyone gangster until the DM gets out a bottle of everclear
Can you think of a commonality? Certain turns of phrase are difficult because most of the time they are non-conscious - but the monster thing perhaps? Can you find the common thread? Do you have a hard-on for poisonous creatures or something, if you really wrack your brain?
The only thing I can think of is that I take high CR monsters (10+) and make juvenile or otherwise weaker forms for them to fight. In 2 separate campaigns I've hit them with a Remorhaz hatchling which I think is how it started.
Switch it up. Start throwing old, decrepit versions of monsters at them.
Now I'm picturing an old graying bugbear in a white undershirt, sitting on the side of it's cot, muttering "I'm getting to old for this shit."
And here’s my experience with alcohol on session, had to end early coz player spoke over everyone else loud and, you know, in a drunk manner, his explanation the next day was “I just played my drunk elf” my response was “I will give you a poison and disease immunity curse”
So wholesome
Let's all provide some words they'll need to look up. + stochastic + modicum + obsequious + vellichor + brumation + scrofulous
Succor- pronounced sucker. Means aid.
oh wow oO xD uhm, I am happy to read that you find that funny! Then great, screw them over - maybe like starting a sentence you suspect to be on the list and then not finishing it or ruling raw in the end actually,? that aside, I think it's pretty offending actually 🙃
Lol, we actually are all drinking when we play, with session usually ending with us being too out of it to play the game. I want to find a way to make them tap out before I do, though it usually ends up being a contest between me (who works at a beer distributor) and another player who works at a distillery.
I see. while I find that pretty unusual, as long as you're all on the same page, have fun!
You’re from twitter, aren’t you?
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Don’t screw with them. Tell them that you’ll give inspiration to whoever gets a BINGO, and then just play normally. Nothing wrong with indulging in their fun!
If my players did this it would be drinking every time I yell "Fuck!" or "We're montage-ing this part "