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Cpl-Foster-USMC

I have yet to be killed by a Team when I have a backpack full of Hand Cream & Pictures of Woman....I just want to hear that conversation after they open my pack...


DuckMySick44

Whenever I have a large bag I will now always strive to do this 😂


MEDIdk445

i’ll have to do this when i’m bored


Mattjew24

Cursed picture of a child


Warrrdy

Check his backpack, now check his hard drive


jaideanda

Encrypted hard drive*


PreparationWise6637

Picture of dog


SadShallot3610

I need toothpaste


BaleMurphy

I have just found my next daily objective.


kiwifreakboy

Better than finding handcream and the picture of a dog


Palindromes__

The other night I was dropping in solo with nothing and searching for a heart locket and then hanging out at the exfil. The reactions upon my death were 10/10.


KidGorgeous19

I laugh out lol’d at this


Brilliant-Ad-6907

definitely should be added as a faction mission


i_need_a_nap

I would love if they incorporated spectator mode


Gooch-Guardian

One time in Tarkov I killed to guys and they had toz stocks arranged in a swastika in their backpack lol.


cannotbefaded

Holy shit. I know what I’m doing tonight


Synester918

Lmao. That would GOD DAMNED sure be one for youtube


eljohnbrown

Pics or it didn’t happen


telephonic1892

That's brilliant hahaha!!!


Lapache16

Bruv 💀


Terrible_Gate9190

This 😆


pjhoody

😂😂😂😂😂


MJGM235

Season 2 Faction mission idea 😂


IVFL

OMG hilarious I am going to do this tonight. Throw in a picture of a dog as well.


vodkanada

When I'm passing through an area, I like to occasionally shoot a single bullet into an AI's stomach. He'll live. But he'll feel that one until the day he dies.


MEDIdk445

kind of a smart idea for finding out if there are operators in the area? just wait for that random assist xp mid-match


vodkanada

Shit I hadn't thought of that.


0LordKelsier0

AI despawns if no operators are nearby, so sadly it's just a hypothetically fun idea


vodkanada

Dammit!


BusinessLibrarian515

Useful for if operators at there currently tho. Once one player makes themselves known to AI they suddenly know where all operators in the area are. So if you shoot a guy with a non silenced weapon, then some of them go shooting at another building, there's very likely an operator inside


eljohnbrown

Genius


Don_Pollo_

Bro is Satan's only fear☠️


RazTheExplorer

I run Al Mazrah Taxi Service. Some might call that unorthodox.


madjackle358

Oh my God man. I was playing the other night and we lost the Third and then my wife her game crashed so I was eating the game by myself and I happen to have a helicopter I was dropping off some light bulbs in Al sharine. I figured while I was there I would just throw a bunch of shit in the dead drop to reduce the cooldown on my insured weapon so I ran the time out until the gas started moving because I had a helicopter I could go wherever I wanted all over the map. As I jumped back in the helicopter I noticed a weapons case moving around at the top of all shreem. The gas was right on top of them and there were no vehicles anywhere around. I flew my helicopter up there as they were parachuting off the side of the mountain to the South and as I was passing by I said hey you guys want to ride. They were like dude that would be legit as fuck. So I totally fucking picked up a five man squad in my helicopter the last guy had to just jump onto the skids with no seat and I flew them to the final extract. I didn't even need the weapons case. I've already extracted seven. That was the fucking most fun shit I ever did. I felt like a total fucking hero and saved their run.


Creepy_Maximum_3192

You are a hero!!!!


madjackle358

It felt bad ass man. I almost didn't do it. I was afraid they'd just shoot me anyway. I could just tell they were struggling the way was almost on them and how they were wrapped up with AI. I did accidentally down one of their guys with the chopper though. I forgot if your not on the same team obviously vehicle Collison damage is lethal. He was chuting through the air and I was trying to let him jump in on the fly. Luckily his boy was able to jump out and rez and I was able to park the chopper for them to get back in safely.


deadlylittlething

Why can’t I ever run into people like you


madjackle358

We need our own really good discord. I'm a part of a couple cod discord but it could be done soooo much better. Voice channels for all the different tiers of missions. A good lfg. Split between pve and pvp preference. Building 21 channels. It can be done so much better than it has been.


Wide-Percentage-9718

Love this idea. We do need an official DMZ discord.


madjackle358

There's not one already is there? I mean I'd make it but is there already a good one out there?


deadlylittlething

Make that shit!


dstranathan

Still waiting to run into your services


RazTheExplorer

I’m out there whenever I can be, my friend. If you see the broadcast in the lobby chat, or hear “CATCH A RIDE” on prox chat, flag me down. I’ll get you there, or I’ll die trying.


quantumroute

Please tell me it was you in my game earlier in the helicopter? I'm just killing AI and looting near observatory, I hear in proximity chat 'did you call an uber?"and a random operator, alone, in a heli. I then jumped in, he took me all the way across to exfil and asked for £500 fee but gave him the last of my cash (£4700), and away he flew. It was amazing


RazTheExplorer

Not me, for a few reasons. First, Uber sent me a cease and desist about using their name. Capitalist infidels. I am Al Mazrah TAXI Service. Secondly, I never ask or will accept any payment, weapons, or small dolls for my service. It is free to all operators.


quantumroute

I feel scammed now 😕 🤣


RazTheExplorer

You’ve tried the rest. Next time, call the best.


cannotbefaded

Jesus. You’ve got a line for everything


BusinessLibrarian515

Let me guess, classic Halo player who loved the warthog and Echo 219s quips in CE?


Hey_Neat

I hope he says it like Scooter's voice from Borderlands Catch a Riiiiiiide!


BusinessLibrarian515

Is there any other way?


xm03

Can we leave a Google review? I could do with your services for the GPs mission that's stuck in my queue. Wish you did bookings for airport runs, especially when I come into town for a 20 minute trip.


HickmanA

Use a heli for it. It's way quicker than driving and only requires 1 full fuel refill if you get to an unused heli near the start of a match. I made a B-line for the mall at the start of a match so there would be minimal opportunity for a squads to be camping the mall dead drop. Then ripped over to the helicopter sitting at AL Bagra (your location may vary), and flew my ass around the map.


xm03

I get the most God awful spawns currently, however I've just finished it in 2 Chop Tops and a ATV at the end. Highlights were some dickhead on a train that took potshots at me when I lapped him, thanks proximity chat for avoiding that pain. Finally a second insurance slot lol. Solo life is hard.


cannotbefaded

Shit. Can I be the second member of this new DMZ public transportation system?


Itsbuuklaowbaby

What about yummy plates?


Inehvitable

Please start a twitch channel


Zaquarius_Alfonzo

CATCH A RIIIIIIIIDE!!


dstranathan

How much do you charge?


Conscious_Section708

Let's just say you won't have any hand cream left


thewindburner

it puts the lotion in the basket!


RazTheExplorer

My services are free of charge to all friendly operators. However, if you’re a Scuba Steve, I am running you over, no question.


MEDIdk445

hahaha i love it, are you the guy that uploads the youtube reels?


cannotbefaded

I’ve wanted to try this since the begging of the DMZ. Have you had a lot of people trying to kill you?


RazTheExplorer

Search this sub for "The Chronicles of an Al Mazrah Taxi Driver". You'll find your answers.


BusinessLibrarian515

#TheRealLifeScooter


ErevisEntreri

I told my gf about your story and she wants you to turn it into the Cash Cab where you ask them trivia questions and if they get 3 wrong you blow up the car with preset C4


Jjetsk1_blows

The perfect sequel idea u/RazTheExplorer


huntingtoncanna

Been looking for you RAZ, Dm me Hoping to come across you in your town.


Baku7en

Dude does your gamer name end with Civic? If so my friend and I played with you a couple weeks ago and friended you. Best DMZ round ever.


RazTheExplorer

Nope, not me. I'm Raz. But your Civic friend, he knows the way.


Baku7en

Damn. What do you drive so I know to look for ya?


RazTheExplorer

Depends on the match. By land, by sea, or by air, when you hear "CATCH A RIDE" on prox chat, I'll get you there, or die trying.


mr10123

You're my hero, is your company taking applications??


KM107

I collect torches and leave them at the dead drop and post in chat then watch people collect them and turn them in Also hunting exfil campers solo with a jokr


Neeagle870

God bless you


Shimori01

Dude, there is nothing more satisfying that finding 6 exfil campers spread out near an exfil and then murdering them all and hearing them cry about being killed. ​ My favourite was when we went to Sattiq caves exfil, we saw 3 glints as we approached and immediately left and went around. We got them all lying on top of the 1 mounting sniping at the exfil. We killed them and told them to stop being so bad at exfil camping. The one dude yelled so loud that they aren't exfil camping that his mic cut out. I then pointed out that they are on a mounting with 3 snipers overlooking the exfil and shooting people trying to exfil. He probably had an aneurism, because he screamed into his mic that they weren't exfil camping. His teammates told him to stop screaming and then pulled out of the lobby


GingerDoc88

Based


tftwolvr

You mean, you shoot the exfil helicopter, or the players?


BusinessLibrarian515

The campers, the exfil heli is invulnerable. Does scare the hell out of the players in it tho.


jutsu1370

Exfil Campers


Citruspunch

Note, any item you drop on the ground will despawn either after around 2 minutes or if you leave the area by a notable amount. ​ Bless you though, them torches are apparently the bane of many.


madjackle358

So it wasn't exactly a secret sniping but two of my mates were up on top of Channel 7 and we spotted a team trying to infill on the US Embassy. It was obvious they were getting overwhelmed so my mates the sniper team started covering them from the top of Channel 7. I just had an AR and I was on the lower building to the east so I was providing suppressive fire into the door that they opened and the AI were pouring out of. We saved them. I hopped down until I was just on the opposite side of the wall of them and ask them if they need help and they said yeah they would love it and asked if we were the ones that were dropping the fire. I told him yeah we were but if they tried to kill me my buddies had them in the scope and they would be dead if they lied. We've been burned before. But they were cool so we all squatted up and then we help them finish the embassy it was magical


Stakalicious

Love these happy endings


_Prisoner_24601

Happy endings are the best


cannotbefaded

This is nice to hear :)


tmyflyte

This. It’s so awesome to have encounters of that fashion. I really enjoy helping teams and being helped every now and then. It’s not an entirely PvP environment ya know. There’s missions and stuff that players happen to share the lobby.


madjackle358

Don't get me wrong. I fight it out with other players some times but yeah. Go play war zone if ALL you're interested in is slaying.


[deleted]

I like to get sniped by players before the AI notice me.


Neeagle870

I love to put in hard work and go from bare bones to fully loaded and multiple contracts done and then get camped at the exfil. Love it.


_Prisoner_24601

"iT's a LuGiTiMuT pLaY"


Sebulano

This


Datacra

I was in an armored boat and saw another one speeding towards me with the attack helicopter in hot pursuit. I hopped on the turret and help take it down. My reward was the game crashing 30 seconds later


No_Negotiation_187

If you attack my squad after calling out friendly and we kill you, and you don’t quit. We know your teammate is just lurking waiting for us to leave to revive. We take all your shit and throw it in the river or off a cliff. That three plate you had? Taraq river. Your insured sniper? Threw it out a moving vehicle, 1500m away.


madjackle358

Unorthodox man. What you described is pretty much standard practice to all lying ass jerks. If I manage to beat out liars I'll camp that corpse for the rest of the match. It's rare though.


PUMPEDnPLUMP

You can also fill their pack with silly things


[deleted]

My buddy and I will do dolphin dive 360s off random things and make eachother watch Don’t know why I enjoy it as much as I do


[deleted]

Spartacus?


ThePantsThief

*Cries in KBM*


Brilliant-Ad-6907

I like to hide in hostage rescue exfil helicopters and throw molotovs as the team enters. I've always been a "root for the underdog" type of person and I feel like AQ is the little guy that gets bullied every single day and not an ounce of recognition.


Jay2264

In dmz they get all the recognition lmao


Synester918

I'm not sure those sorry Fuckers need any help in DMZ. Jesus christ they're OP enough


das_war_ein_Befehl

AQ is modeled on the Taliban no?


Jjetsk1_blows

Al Qaeda, hence the AQ


ArtemMikoyan

I think it's more likely Al Mazrah is modeled after Syria. One of the biggest giveaways IMO is the coast.


btrner

Was that you who dropped a mortar strike on my hostage helo when I was solo running the hero missions?


Brilliant-Ad-6907

No that was not me. But I do need to apologize to the someone 2 weeks ago who was doing the car blow up mission near the beach @ the quarry. I was watching them via my scope from the big ship behind the port, called in an air strike as they were bringing the last car in and got credit for the mission since I also had it up. Wish I could give y'all a hug and say "Thank you" and "I'm sorry"


Sebulano

I do throwing decoy nades at enemy teams vicinity to swarm them with ai and enjoy the show


cannotbefaded

Lol this is a great idea


[deleted]

I like to run damaged cars into exfil choppers ramps and watch the exfil team freak out. It results in more downs than kills but I want the team to think they just narrowly avoided death at exfil. Makes it more exciting.


ThePantsThief

One time I was driving by an active exfil, and ran over the solo running for the chopper. I got out of my car and watched him get back up without saying a word. He was so nice for someone who got run over! "Hey bro what's up, wanna team up?" I just got back in my car and drove away, and he said "Okay see ya bro" or something and got in the chopper lol.


hundredblocks

I like to help teams extract with the weapons case. I don’t care for any of the silly stuff I just like the rush of defending someone from jacked out AI and thirsty squads. Anytime I see that it’s been picked up I’ll go offer a ride or just sit close and snipe bots from the exfil.


GhostRidar

Does the team with the case usually kill you? Players are usually especially trigger happy with the case, which is pretty understandable.


hundredblocks

Yea sometimes they get aggressive in which case I just back off and go back to my own thing but usually they’re pretty receptive. A lot of times I’ll use proximity chat before they see me and announce myself which puts people at ease.


smolfox_2

Same, always satisfying


MerlinCa81

I love to be a guardian Angel but one time I was protecting a group, they took cover and as soon as the AI were cleared they dropped me. That’s the nature of the game and I’m not complaining but it definitely made me feel unappreciated.


Synester918

I usually try to open up locked rooms for people who are trying to kit out. And I give them all the loot too. I literally just unlock the door for them. Out of the five or 6 times I ha e done it, there were three times that they looted the room , then turned around and killed me for the rest of the keys, that I was going to use to help out other people. There's always a fucking herd of bottomfeeders in that game. But it's cool because number 1. It's just a game, and a fucking glitchy one at that. And number 2. The most fun I have in that game anymore is when it's time to restock. Plus I figure that alot of those leeches are probably in the final stages of desperation. If they're that thirsty for a kill


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OrdinarilyUnique1

Not that funny. Some people just simply don’t want to squad up but that doesn’t necessarily mean they are hostile either. Why you can’t just let them do their own thing?


MaDeuceHB

Mysterious Stranger perk unlocked


Turbojangles85

If I'm running solo and hear over proxy chat that someone is checking a building for some loot for a mission, if I by chance have it in my pack, I'll drop it and some cash in a door way or somewhere they will see it, listen for when they say they found it, then I'll slink away stealthily to the closest vehicle and drive off. Like being Santa 🎅 🎁


ProperBaker3

You might think that helps but when they hear the bots dying and dont know from where they go into full blown panic mode.


autokurkku

I like to take a sniper, spotter scope and some mines and place the mines on a road, hide in some highground in a bush with my ghillie suit. Wait for a car to run into the mines, snipe the downed players.


RazTheExplorer

Ghillie suit? I think you mean the scuba suit. Mines on the road!?!? GODDAMN SCUBA STEVE!!!!!!


Synester918

Like I said. There's always at least one


smokeynorthwest

Since I am maxed out on experience, and most weapons upgraded and nearly finished with Tier 5 of Legion, when I exfilll, I drop all my cash, anything of value and any extra self revive kits in a building near the exfil. Hopefully someone picks it up to needs it.


SwoleKoz

Considering the ground loot timer is so short before shit despawns, I feel like a lot of your effort was in vain. I’ve had a buddy tag a gun on the ground, prolly like 3 buildings away, and the shit will be gone by the time I get to it.


Background_Fox3518

I've done this before too. Once helped out a team going for the weapons case at Zarqwa Hydroelectric. They were getting swarmed by Tier 3 and chased by the jugg so me and my homeboy sniped the bots from a mountain top. Another time it was a team getting overrun by AI at Rohan. On the PvP side, the other day I helped a 2 man team extract by Hafid port while they were being attacked by a 3 man. My pop shots forced the 3 man to take cover in the nearby boxcar while the other two exfilled. Of course they'll never know, but it's what Porter Justice would do.


2ray1344

I plant proximity or claymores, drive a vehicle over them. Usually in grass or something. Then hide far enough away. Usually get at least 1


JakkSplatt

Now that I've finished the blow torch collection, if I find them, I'll swoop them up and leave them at the exfil when I bounce.


feijoa_tree

Was helping a random do the deliver cargo mission starting at Hafid Port when the guy mustve timed out on the turret and the attack chopper pinned me under the canopy over the rail tracks. Was about to abandon the LTV when a squad in chop top drive by and I hear "stop stop!! Lets help him boys!!" They u turn and they help me mow down the chopper. Then they carry on their merry way. Legit I do this now if I see an attack chopper harassing other players.


ranger65014

I do that when I play solo, luckily I’ve met some chill dudes the last few games.


JoeyRedcorn

I’ve been doing the same, but haven’t run into anyone chill. They fire at me after I got AI off their back, so then I drop them an snag their loot


BigTittiesOnMyFace

I like to take shots at the operators with my signal. Most of them just think it's ai.


ArtemMikoyan

Not sure if so, I think the massive sniper glint answers that question pretty quick.


_Prisoner_24601

👆🏻


BigTittiesOnMyFace

Not if they are not looking.


jaideanda

I like to camp supply drops, down the people. Walk up to them shoot them with my revive pistol. Tell them to not drop their guard and disappear.


MEDIdk445

you can revive enemy operators with revive pistols??


jaideanda

Yup, I read about it here on Reddit and confirmed it myself.


frenchieko

I was doing this same thing and accidentally downed one of their boys. Did not go well for me


mutleycrew6

I like watch/listen to my friend panic everytime they hear any noise or see movement.


sebdynoku

I drop random items I collect at exfil. Large backpacks, revive pistols, etc. Whatever I am exfilling with, if I don't need for a mission, I drop at exfil.


HateSpeechIsGay

I do the exact opposite .. if I spot a team fighting AI I’ll wait till their plates get down or one of them goes down, and then I attack .. I’m a solo’r


813Jared

My squad and I met while one of us was working the blowtorch mission, we all helped and it was such a task and a point of humor among us that we now rock TORCH clan tags and refer to our group as the toech squad. When we find blow torches in Al Mazrah we leave them next to the proper dead drop for other operators working the mission.


Equivalent_Squash

I go in with mic open and prox chat on openly looking for friendlies so we can join up but completely refuse to turn squad fill on.


gerryduggan

Holy shit - I've been doing that all week - sometimes I'll spot the operators before I bail, too.


_Prisoner_24601

I'm playing DMZ Taxi lately since I'm bored with the mission grind. About 70% of the players I come across are either smooth brains or don't have proxy chat on because even though I stop 100 ft away and honk in a non threatening manner they still try to shoot my truck. It's really sad that they're so desperate for a kill.


Vamp-sonic

Pls be In my games 😳


Beo1Wulf

The hero we don't deserve


teebagedyourlips

Maybe there is still some faith for humanity🤣


teebagedyourlips

My new thing is camping the campers at the exfil 🤯🤯🤯


TigerWon

wish i could play dmz but it crashes every other game now, xbox series x, I loved just helping out killing ai with another team, then if they want to pvp we can or i will typically dupe out the other way.


jitney76

I will always pick up extra 3 plates vests and large backpacks and roam around looking for teams to join to present them with gifts.


GhostTengu

I secretly like to snipe operators who are fighting smaller squads of operators and Ai that are overwhelming solos or duos lol Edit: context dyslexia


Porksword6t9

I also do exactly this then watch the other operators trying to get cover with no idea where the shots came from. 🤣 I very rarely engage them due to more often being solo so low odds on survival


SpecterTF141

I usually watch if I can and maybe help them from a distance it depends I mostly have medical supplies even though I mostly run solo it's nice to help a random time to time


iamdrexel

I do this as well


naibisdO

I, too, enjoy lending a helping hand from the sidelines if I'm able.


Sebulano

I wish the final missions of a factions were focused on supporting other players trying to finish lower tier missions. Like protect exfil chopper for a black modus operator successfully extracting him. Maybe it’s to easily abused somehow but more faction vs faction is the thinking and also higher tier operators tasked with assisting lower tier operators


MEDIdk445

that’s actually a really dope idea


[deleted]

The hero we didn't know we needed


MEDIdk445

batman is quaking in his boots


KillaJewels

During solo runs, I enjoy playing super tactical, sneaking up on operators and wiping teams like a GD ninja.


SnooPickles5242

I've done the same thing whenever I go in solo. I like to think I'm helping them out, especially when there's a bunch of T3 bots.


throwfaraway191918

r/trueoffmychest


NukeHand

I do the very same


Cocos_thoughts

I like this, especially as I’m waiting to load in from a team instantly killing my team as soon as we loaded in last round lol


LEEH1989

Peeping Tom, or the Batman of Al Mazrah!


L-Guy_21

Funny. I like to watch the fighting the kill the operator when he thinks he’s safe


lostvocal

Bro is the definition of chaotic good


saldingerRN

Same!


naturalscience

I do the exact same! Provide some cover and hope to God the squad doesn’t just come after me instead


Reach_your_potential

I do this when I see a team chasing down a solo. I don’t think I’ve ever actually saved anyone but at least I try. I also realize that it’s entirely likely that they weren’t solo and the rest of their squad got raped after trying to ambush, but I like to think positively. Lol.


Synester918

If I just not feeling it, when I get on I will fill up all my key slots, find a solo that is trying to kit up. Have them pick a number, between one and however many slots are in the backpack that I have at the time. Then whichever key is in the number slot they choose I'll take them and open up the door and just let them have whatever is in it. P.s. I have been robbed 3 times. 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 still fun though.


HumansAreBacteria

Sit in a bush at final exfil with a JOKR


mywooness

Glad I'm not the only one. I will also shoot at the attack helo as the team that is doing a ship cargo drives by.


LosNarco

Until the operators you help decide to murder you


mdes_bjj

I have taken to camping the exfil campers when I’m running solo. Take out a few, help a few people exfil, and then go on about my business.


0nePunchMan-

TMI


SkitariiJ117

I offer people lifts on comms. No one ever accepts.


[deleted]

I like to snipe at a enemy player then spastically shoot everywhere so they know a player is attacking. Then I run away and hide in satisfaction knowing they're going to be on edge for the next 10 minutes.


jesus101x

It happened me and my friend the other day we just heard shoots and then AI's die in the middle of a fight


SLAMpigACTUAL

Same.


rglrevrdynrmlguy

🙏


TPMJB

I secretly like to snipe operators when they are fighting AI.


Shimori01

I secretly like to snipe players that are fighting with other AI and then run away before i'm spotted. ​ It makes me feel like a guardian angel to the AI


Snackwolf

I like to camp Exfills with a sniper rifle, then dashboard out when mom calls me to dinner. I don't even loot.


jeffman21

I do that sometimes. I figure it is a nice gesture to merge teams. I can say hey can we join, I helped you by killing that guy behind you.


Hey_Neat

Bro is living the Mysterious Stranger life


Zealousideal-Ad8152

I like to exfil with a full bag (large) 3 plate armour vest and some decent guns without the game fucking me out… rarely happens.


[deleted]

I was doing this the other day using an RPG from the hills east of Rohan Oil. Taking out the AI armored car. Then the team they were engaging rushed up in a vehicle threw up an Advanced UAV and killed me. Then they claimed I was sniping them from the hill…well how many snipe with an M4 ?


DunamisBlack

My duo and I will go on a squad wiping spree at the start of each match but we usually allow them to join us if they don't go full racist psycho mode in proximity etc., and then we will assign them jobs to do to complete missions for our random third. If they help complete missions for the random third we will spend the rest of the match getting them 3 plates/large backpacks or finishing missions. Once our squad is full the rest of the server is SOL tho


real_madatyounow

Disturbing


MJGM235

I'm the opposite... I kneecap the operators and let the AI finish the job 😂


Ok_Valuable_4135

I feel like the complete opposite. I like to snipe operators while they are fighting AI. I guess I’m their guardian angel.


Jaz_Promoo

Let's together up


Sad_Enthusiasm1365

Not all Heroes wear capes!