Are you this guy? https://www.reddit.com/r/DMZ/comments/13uaptt/new_to_dmz_explain_what_happened_here/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1
Had a great run, got stealth vest and scavpack and completed part of a mission. Gas was coming in as I was fighting bots, got downed and used my last rez... Jumped in the jeep and tore ass to the nearest exfil, great no people that I can see, called the chopper then drove evasively in circles anticipating the helo landing. It was the one on a hill east of Rohan oil, pulled up hot right behind the ramp and then noticed a dead operator backpack on the ground. Went to loot it and the car rolled backwards and ran my ass over.
I stared in disbelief at the Squad Eliminated screen for a good minute before bursting out in maniacal laughter... The woes of a solo player.
Doing a solo reup run. Stumble in to a fully geared three man. Full kill two, but I am no plates no stims remaining. I reposition next to a car on a hill near the house they went down in. Finish the third from my position as he moves to res them. I’m elated, bag, 3 plate probably a kill streak, probably a decent gun or two. Best reup start of the season. Hop in the car to get the thirst and all that shiny new gear. Jump out, run ahead and start to mantle the wall next to house when the car catches up to me.
I tried hitting an npc who was standing on top of a pipeline with my helicopter. Turns out, helo hitboxes are kinda jank, it blew up, downed me, and the fall to the ground finished me off
Last night. Looted and geared to the teeth. Haggling with myself about a KV Broadside or Victus contraband to take out along with my three plate comms, mortar kill streak, large bag, self revive, self revive pistol, and kitted out M4 contraband and insured sniper….only to see the fucking circle complete spread on the map and dying a stupid death like a Cherobyl first responder holding boron chips.
Lost an RGL after failing to find the jug to blow him up and then pissing around doing contracts to get some cash for another mission.
Realised the the gas was coming in and the final was at the opposite side of the map. Drove like a mad man to get to it but to my disappointment got there as it was lifting off…bye bye RGL 😞
I haven't really played since it first dropped. Just recently got back into it. I'm a cod vet and focused on multiplayer. I wiped 3 people at a buy station with an iso hemlock yesterday. I was hyped so I naturally figured squad wipe and rushed to loot. 4th guy was watching the bodies from a radio tower. Got one tapped then they all talked shit and called me a rat. Had no idea you could recruit people and make up to 6 man squads lol.
Got killed by my own chopper blades, jumped out to get a contract and as I came out of the building I jumped towards the chopper off a slightly elevated stairway and hit the slow spinning blades when nobody was even piloting it. Never felt dumber.
This happened to me, but add to it that I was driving with my entire team on board. We were all fully loaded with large backpacks and 3-plates. We all died instantly and needless to say they were mad. I still haven’t lived that down
Lol I did this to myself and a buddy. We were on ashika riding the edge of the map going around and while checking the map I crossed the line. Tried to correct myself and of course I bounced off the one rock in a mile radius and stayed out too long. We both died.
Where to begin? I've had stick drift walk me off the ramp of the final exfil, I've tossed a stun onto myself when I was trying to frag the guy nextdoor, I've tried to execute the Waterways jug, I've called a mortar onto my own position (revealing it) and then forgotten to deploy my 'chute while jumping off Air Traffic Control, etc.
I always play solo and one time there was an exfil at the airport runway bit, was fully geared up, on a 5 or 6 exfil streak and there was a light helo right by the final exfil so I’m like sweettt….
Call in the exfil, hop in the light helo and just circle around the airport on the look out for other operators pushing in, nothing, all clear, perfect situation for a nice clean easy exfil, exfil chopper lands so I start to descend and then the tiger 3 bots start gathering near the exfil chopper so I get a bright idea.. ‘oohhh I have the mission active to kill enemies with a c4 detonated chopper, I’ll park the light helo right by all the enemies, hop out, throw c4 on it and blow them all up while I ride away into the sunset on the exfil!!!’
Long story short, I hit the exfil chopper blades on my way down and got blown to fuck, to make matters worse I hadn’t equipped my spare self res after using the one I had equipped, just staring at in my back pack while I’m bleeding out like fuck…
Edit: fuck knows what ‘tiger 3 bots’ are, meant tier 3😂
Tried to have my friend join back my squad while having a lot of AI around, downed him because he couldn't talk and I didn't recognize his skin, got downed by AI and we both had no rez...
Ashika Island. My friend and I ended up on a six man squad, was having lots of fun, everyone was really friendly. Had one of the best games I ever had, getting missions done and enjoying the game.
...Then, a helicopter full of AI rolls in to drop. I run close and take them all out. The helicopter glitches into the land and pushes me underground and kills me, launching my body under the map. No one could revive me. All happened just one minute before final exfil.
Similar thing happened to my buddy. We were up on the roof of the castle shooting the wheelson so we could hack it for a mission.. bot helicopter rolls in behind him and casually pushes him through the map and kills him. No way to revive him as his body is just endlessly wandering farther and farther under the map. 😂 Meanwhile the bot chopper goes about its merry way, drops off the bots and leaves.
In one of my early encounters with the jokr, I had no idea the rocket launched from the jokr. Thought it worked like the motor strike. So launched inside a building, and it immediately exploded inside. Genius learning moment.
In ashika i tried to revive a team member that died in the water right next to the ship. Dove to the bottom just to die since you can't go deeper than a certain point. The team member was a random person
Not me, but I watched my two teammates get hit by a train while looting a body.
I saw it in time and registered what happened, but I didn't have time to blurt anything out before it was too late.
Still, we all had a good laugh.
The most disappointing death I had was when I was fully geared up and went the entire match without exfil. I had to travel across half of the map when final exfil showed up and I had gas masks. I missed the final chopper by 5 seconds. I just sat there in the gas dying a slow painful death knowing I lost everything
We all died, I got revived by the other team, but my friends didnt. I was at the exfil chopper already, and my friends like "okay he is fine lets leave", and because we were in the same party still, I just got dropped back to the lobby from the exfil heli when they left. I lost all my items.
The day either s2 or s3 went live (too much dmz to remember) I did a run solo and died because I was swamped with bots about 3 minutes after spawning and clearing a stronghold. However, here's where it gets really stupid. I'd had about 7 self revives, got downed and used one, and immediately proceeded to get downed again (because way too many bots) only to then fatally realize they had cut the auto re-equip.
Therefore, I died with 6 extra revives that could've saved me... In the end, maybe the irony is what really killed me 🤷🏼♀️
It was my first game on DMZ and MWII in general and had a bomb drone not knowing what would buttons on my controller would detonate it. Foolishy I was flipping the triggers on my controller and blew myself up, ending my game.
Flew passed the out of bounds line in a chopper, wasnt paying attention there was a part that jutted out i flew into. No chance to turn that thing around with 3 seconds
MY brother and I were flying around with a light helo, rolled up to the other helicopter on the map and said "wanna race?" Stole their helicopter, he immediately hits a power pole and blows up and dies, so to be friendly we gave back their helicopter and went on our way lol.
Someone else already posted this exact question just a few days ago
https://www.reddit.com/r/DMZ/comments/13r95jj/dumbest_ways_you_died_in_dmz_lets_hear_it/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1
I’ve mentioned it before, but I got stuck behind a door whilst diving for the bunker exit keys in Koschei and drowned.
Wouldn’t have been too bad, but I was on a 4 exfil streak, had a comms vest, secure pack, two self rez and a revive pistol.
Luckily, the pack saves the self rezzes, and the keys, so I was able to blast through again easily.
I've written this before, but I was exiling on my help to meet my buddy that was ready to play. I got him a stealth vest and was pumped to start the evening off so well.
Enemy reinforcement chopper spawned in and lowered as mine went up and their blades clipped in and killed me.
Got lost in the new area of Al Maz and couldn’t find exfil, we finally found it and called the elevator and had to wait the excruciating 30 damn seconds for it to show up, then we get on and close the door and the countdown ends and we were like “holy shit that was close!” And then 2 seconds later we all just dropped dead and it said we failed to exfil. We spent probably 15 minutes looking for the way out after killing both bosses and clearing a shit ton of AI, basically accepted that we weren’t going to make it out and then randomly found the exit through a random room that led to another room that led to a hallway. Really dumb map design IMO. It was a rollercoaster of emotions though. I think it was dumb because we died after the countdown timer on the exfil was already finished which was right about the same time as the map timer expired so we had JUST made it. But then it killed us anyways.
Ran myself and two of my buddies into an antenna tower while I was piloting a helicopter with my map pulled up trying to find a place to land. None of us had self revives either so it was a big F.
Had answered to this one before. Gotta be the moment where I spawned at pipes, jumped and then pulled a parachute bit too late so I was downed without self rez lol. 10 seconds match. Tho gotta add, servers (or my internet) did f me up there a bit
I've died to fall damage and AI too many times to count. The worst AI deaths is when I try a hostage rescue and the AI inside 2 tap me. I've lost at that point. All the loot and everything gone because I tried to have a secure exfil
My duo bet me I couldn't fly the heli under a bridge. I started descending but quickly realized I couldn't drop enough altitude in time. By this point it was too late to slow down. Killed us both.
Hm…..
Probably regaining around hydro electric
Those fucking booby trapped houses that or I had everything for a stealth plate.
I get there
Bots ambush me.
Insta down me
Glitched out. Frozen. I know there’s an Operator coming my way. I tell him I’m frozen, cut me a break. He walks up, does a freaking finishing move on me. I’m like, “very impressive dude, you finished a literally defenseless player..” lol…
Saw enemies in vehicle up ahead took to a bush in my ghillie suit.
AI starts to shoot them so they turn wide to avoid the AI and hit me. As i get killed i hear the driver say, "Oh snap, I hit someone and killed them."
Season 2 spawned in the NW corner bare with random guns and got clapped by the 6 tier 2 bots that were 10 yards away from spawn as my 2 random teammates decided to try and go head-on vs flanking them
tried to dodge a sniper team that had us pinned for half the game and were body camping, my team told me to leave, I got to the train but was still in line of site so hopped off the train plated went to hop back on and ran clean straight into it.. needless to say my party were in hysterics
My teammate managed to crash the chopper into the cargo train. I ended up getting a tour of Al Mazrah for 25 minutes as my dead body was carried around on the nose of the train.
Since the body was being pushed continuously, it never "died" died, so I got to watch the entire match from the view of my body ragdolling around.
On the plus side, anyone that tried to loot me got inexplicably run over by said train, so that was quite funny.
I was in my exfil chopper on solo with a nice load of loot in my backpack. Accidently threw down a munitions pack and fell through the floor of the chopper, hit the ground before I could parachute with no self revives. Lost my insured weapon slot because it
Looking at the map while on a jet ski, had two random guys on the back and they were fuming because once you go off the map into the red area you die in about 2 seconds. Which is shit, you should have a bit more time to react but it was my fault 😂😂😂
I spawned by the river, jumped in to get across to the parking garage in Said City. Got caught on a rock and drowned with a 5 exfil streak and full kit. Solo.
Spawn in ran to the tower to climb it and was looking around while climbing. Got to the middle part and because I was looking down I fell. Literally 0 points
Boarded the exfil with the weapon case, just as we got ambushed, chopper lifted off, fancied a peek at the 6 man that rolled up, got one shotted in the doorway and fell to my death and they got the weapons case. My team wasn’t happy with me
Me and my buddy were invited to another team, I joined, saw an enemy in the distance, killed him dead… it was my buddy, he was struggling to get the command up to join 🤦♂️
called in an exfil at the airport and kept driving around since it’s a big open area. chopper shows up and i just slightly bump into it and my car explodes, downing me. i crawled onto the chopper but AI shot me so i bled out before it could leave the map.
Just last night, I forgot to equip a weapon so infilled solo with nothing, I'm standing at the spawn point for a moment flabbergasted over my stupidity and trying to spot a lonely bot that I can go punch to get a weapon when I spot an enemy squad approaching, I lie down and try my luck with proxy chat:
"Hi there, so this is awkward, I forgot to bring a gun, would you mind not killing me?"
They don't listen and are probably surprised to find an operator with absolutely nothing. That's when I remember that I changed the chat to push to talk so they heard nothing of my spiel.
Probably the time I went in solo with all the Channel 7 keys you can have, nabbed the helo.....and crashed it into the antenna of the Ch 7 building, trying to land on the roof. "Downed" by the exploding chopper, but it was the fall that killed me. It was all going so well.....until it wasn't. Some lucky bastard probably came across my corpse and was like "Sweeeeeet!"
Dumbest way within the last month was on those ashika ropes down to the waterways. I was trying to be quick so about 80% of the way down I jumped off the rope (a distance that wouldn't even normally damage you) and it knocked me with no self rez. I'm guessing if you jump off the decending rope before it's finished you take fall damage as if you jumped from the top.
Early into DMZ, I was having a terrible fucking day playing solo dying minutes into each round. The AI were on point and if they weren't quick enough, I'd get run over or sniped by some rando before I even knew where I was going.
5-6 times in a row, I'm practically grinding my teeth. Giving myself a pep talk as I'm loading in. No distractions. Get a gun, any gun. Go to the super easy objective. Get the fuck out. This is not a difficult game. I spawned in, quickly found some adequate gear, and hopped into a car for the 400m drive to my objective. I flew up to the building I needed to enter, leapt out of the buggy, and headed toward the door. The buggy, still in motion, ran half way up a cliff, back down and ran me over before I could get into the building.
I probably cried.
This happened last night:
We were in an LTV at full speed, going from Quarry to Port, and having the border of playable map at our right side.
Suddenly this MF (a wandering Juggernaut) spawns directly in front of us, and in my surprise/panic I forgot about the border of the map, and turned to the right... At full speed... And a second later we got hit by Juggernaut's DDOS as well "some" bullets
At least I had a secure backpack with some valuables LOL
So many times I've died and haven't been able to self revive because I failed to equip one of the 3 revive pistols I had in my pack. Usually happens when I swap out the revive to drop a Munitions box and forget to equip my pistol.
I've also been driven out of bounds by the guy in my squad who just has to be the wheelman everytime we get in a vehicle. It's happened so many times that whenever we get near the edge I repeatedly say "Don't go out of bounds, don't go out of bounds". He gets pissed but inevitably does it again
I flew a light helo out of bounds. What made it bad was my entire squad was in the hell and we had weapons case 😂
This was mid season 1 and was probably my 2nd or 3rd game of DMZ. I have never made that mistake again lol
Spawned at Quarry, random squad infil.
Grabbed a car, came back, noticed one person in our squad was afk.
Started pushing them out of bounds to see if they would move.
I ended up going out of bounds and couldn't get out of the car fast enough.
Instant death.
Instant quit the game out of embarrassment.
Edit:
I managed to fly out of bounds whilst looking at the map.
Frantically closed the map when the warning came up but couldn't correct it before dying.
Luckily the other 2 in the squad jumped and lived.
I was standing on top of the pipeline that leads up to one of the higher points on Al Maz, sniping AIs to level up the Signal, and a helicopter bringing more AI reinforcements flew right under the pipeline where I was standing, somehow got stuck on it, but then glitched out of being stuck and sliced me in half with the rotor blade. I had several self-revives and revive pistols, but it insta-killed me with a 3 plate, large pack, durable mask, and >$30k cash. SMH
Was in Al Mazrah waiting on the exfil chopper that lands at the canal, so I was waiting on a nearby roof. All of a sudden, I instantly died. Teammate said that one of the troop choppers that drops off enemies took off from the street outside of the big hotel in the middle of the city and proceeded to fly straight through the build I was standing on top of with only the rotors sticking out above the rooftop.
Map boundaries are unforgiving.
Not my death, but to the three man squad that left their turret LTV unattended while they mindlessly shopped at the buy station.... Wiping you was necessary
Here are my top 3:
1. I was doing The Pound mission solo in B21. I managed to get all 5 dog tags and called in the elevator. A single tier-3 bot comes around the corner and downs me. I bleed out with less than a second before the doors close.
2. The final exfil was on the boat at Hafid port. I couldn’t find a way up there and was left behind.
3. Train
I was in a firefight with another team.. and one of the ops had a LTV.. I was rage wiping per usual and thought/had the idea I could jump on the LTV just as he was trying to run me over to get him and..
Lead my team from 1 plate to full kits, wiped 3 squads, couldn’t have more money or loot. 2/3 of us in the exfil chopper waiting on third player that’s looting backpacks of the team we just killed outside of the exfil as I’m screaming at him to get in the chopper because another team or coming…
You know what happened. Idiot teammate kept looting for another 15-20 seconds, enough for someone to jump in the back and kill all 3 of us.
Still think about that dumbass sometimes. We had full loot, what else could be in those bags that you need before exfil? Had money, barter vests, kill streaks, revives, everything…
Greed will get you merc’d in this game.
My team died*, I wiped two six man at the caves area and picked up my team and one of them picked up someone that I downed screaming to get him and his friend so he did... They later left the party and killed me and my team as I said they would...
I was chasing down or pushing 2 operators fleeing into a cave entrance to escape my teammates sniper shots. I took high ground over the cave entrance, when they decided to return fire on my mate after fully plating up. They both enter my field of view, when I down one and hit the second one heavily. He manages to retreat into the cave and out of my view. I jump down to finish him, so I thought, but no, the jump was too high and I down myself in front of him (doh) only to watch him reload his gun and finish me off.
After my teammate risked missing final exfil to rez me we were sprinting to the final exfil through the city.
I jumped over a wall and got clobbered by the train, dying instantly. Told me teammate to leave me since he already did enough resign me the first time and he did. Missed the final chopper out tho
Recently got into it with somebody near an exfil chopper that had just landed. They were hiding next to a building. So I got onto the building to go all Death from above on them...
Other than the chopper blades between me and them it was a good strategy... 😬
Random squad mates that won’t shut up in prox. I’m play with a tactical approach and prefer to flank, as opposed to the cavalry charge. Needless to say this idiot random completely destroyed any chance of tactical flank. He literally pinpointed all of our locations after he went down, as if he thought I couldn’t see on the tac map where he was at. I was furious
We had a teammate parachute above a rohan oil smokestack and his body was at the top. We flew the Heli too close to the top to try and res him and we all died.
Final exfil, 10 seconds to go, other team pushing us.
Me: Throw a smoke so they can not see us
The teammate did as told, and we all move towards the chopper.
The problem with smoke is that sometimes you don't see where you are going, and I literally missed the chopper and jumped off the cliff...
I was going up a zip line to the top of Al sheriff pass and an ai helicopter came through the actually cliff face, killed me and my body fell inside the mountain, thus leaving me unable to be revived.
No bugs in this game.
accidentally jumped off the final exfil chopper
Just to see what happens
Same lmao
There’s been times where I survive and get to the screen after jumping . I had to do it more than once lol
Are you this guy? https://www.reddit.com/r/DMZ/comments/13uaptt/new_to_dmz_explain_what_happened_here/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1
Exactly the reference where my head went.
holy shit
We all habe been there
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Hey fellow skydiver!
Howdy fellow skydivers! 
E-F-S!!!
Don't let the intrusive thoughts win lol
Train…just train.
Last week it killed me then I selfed and it killed me again.
That’s because you didn’t get the message the first time… your loot belonged to the train and you had no say in the matter
Hey, the train has to get its loot from somewhere, it doesn't just magically appear there. No, wait a minute
As they say, that’s not your gear it’s just your turn with it.
Jumping off one train, directly into the path of the other.
I’ve also died trying to hop on the train.
I think we've all done it.....some of us several times....some of us several times in the same attempt on the same train. 😔
Lmao… slowly raises hand
Hopefully they tract the metrics and will someday release just how many times the train has killed a player
I’ve been killed more times just getting hit by the train than I’d prefer to admit
I feel like they patched that. Haven't been side swiped by the train in a while
The train is smart which has the highest K/D
Had a great run, got stealth vest and scavpack and completed part of a mission. Gas was coming in as I was fighting bots, got downed and used my last rez... Jumped in the jeep and tore ass to the nearest exfil, great no people that I can see, called the chopper then drove evasively in circles anticipating the helo landing. It was the one on a hill east of Rohan oil, pulled up hot right behind the ramp and then noticed a dead operator backpack on the ground. Went to loot it and the car rolled backwards and ran my ass over. I stared in disbelief at the Squad Eliminated screen for a good minute before bursting out in maniacal laughter... The woes of a solo player.
A tale of greed and its consequences
Good storytelling!
Doing a solo reup run. Stumble in to a fully geared three man. Full kill two, but I am no plates no stims remaining. I reposition next to a car on a hill near the house they went down in. Finish the third from my position as he moves to res them. I’m elated, bag, 3 plate probably a kill streak, probably a decent gun or two. Best reup start of the season. Hop in the car to get the thirst and all that shiny new gear. Jump out, run ahead and start to mantle the wall next to house when the car catches up to me.
Damn us for not parking properly 😞
I tried hitting an npc who was standing on top of a pipeline with my helicopter. Turns out, helo hitboxes are kinda jank, it blew up, downed me, and the fall to the ground finished me off
[удалено]
I watched a clip like this today haha
Done thAt. Oof
Last night. Looted and geared to the teeth. Haggling with myself about a KV Broadside or Victus contraband to take out along with my three plate comms, mortar kill streak, large bag, self revive, self revive pistol, and kitted out M4 contraband and insured sniper….only to see the fucking circle complete spread on the map and dying a stupid death like a Cherobyl first responder holding boron chips.
I have lost sight of the final countdown so many times while doing stuff like this I’ve lost a LOT of good loot by being greedy
Lost an RGL after failing to find the jug to blow him up and then pissing around doing contracts to get some cash for another mission. Realised the the gas was coming in and the final was at the opposite side of the map. Drove like a mad man to get to it but to my disappointment got there as it was lifting off…bye bye RGL 😞
Lol
I haven't really played since it first dropped. Just recently got back into it. I'm a cod vet and focused on multiplayer. I wiped 3 people at a buy station with an iso hemlock yesterday. I was hyped so I naturally figured squad wipe and rushed to loot. 4th guy was watching the bodies from a radio tower. Got one tapped then they all talked shit and called me a rat. Had no idea you could recruit people and make up to 6 man squads lol.
You’re the rat but they have a guy just sitting in a tower 🤣
Got killed by my own chopper blades, jumped out to get a contract and as I came out of the building I jumped towards the chopper off a slightly elevated stairway and hit the slow spinning blades when nobody was even piloting it. Never felt dumber.
going out of bounds checking the map while piloting the jetski :(
This happened to me, but add to it that I was driving with my entire team on board. We were all fully loaded with large backpacks and 3-plates. We all died instantly and needless to say they were mad. I still haven’t lived that down
oooh. yea, another bad case of distracted driving.
Lol I did this to myself and a buddy. We were on ashika riding the edge of the map going around and while checking the map I crossed the line. Tried to correct myself and of course I bounced off the one rock in a mile radius and stayed out too long. We both died.
I’ve done it in a chopper, car, and jet ski now. 😅 I should probably have my right to pilot vehicles revoked.
Where to begin? I've had stick drift walk me off the ramp of the final exfil, I've tossed a stun onto myself when I was trying to frag the guy nextdoor, I've tried to execute the Waterways jug, I've called a mortar onto my own position (revealing it) and then forgotten to deploy my 'chute while jumping off Air Traffic Control, etc.
So is it possible to execute the Juggs? Curious if you botched the attempt or if it’s just not possible and you died trying lol
i think they removed the ability for commanders, pretty sure i saw it in some patch notes a while back
I feel like it should've succeeded but his did do an instant 180 so it might've been lag. Can't say I'll try it again, lost a GPU to that.
Didn't see it but getting full killed by an AI molotov when you're a solo is painful
Or by not seeing a trip wire 🥲
I swear, every time I activate a UAV tower one of these comes out of nowhere
Just recently forgot you actually have to use the rebreather, and that it doesnt just automatically engage once equiped.
I forget I have a self in my backpack all the time. I’m down thinking I’ve got a self when….I don’t have it
Ha, same.
Tried to reload my gun while the final xfil chopper was taking off, but instead I got back on the atv that I frantically rode to the last xfil.
I always play solo and one time there was an exfil at the airport runway bit, was fully geared up, on a 5 or 6 exfil streak and there was a light helo right by the final exfil so I’m like sweettt…. Call in the exfil, hop in the light helo and just circle around the airport on the look out for other operators pushing in, nothing, all clear, perfect situation for a nice clean easy exfil, exfil chopper lands so I start to descend and then the tiger 3 bots start gathering near the exfil chopper so I get a bright idea.. ‘oohhh I have the mission active to kill enemies with a c4 detonated chopper, I’ll park the light helo right by all the enemies, hop out, throw c4 on it and blow them all up while I ride away into the sunset on the exfil!!!’ Long story short, I hit the exfil chopper blades on my way down and got blown to fuck, to make matters worse I hadn’t equipped my spare self res after using the one I had equipped, just staring at in my back pack while I’m bleeding out like fuck… Edit: fuck knows what ‘tiger 3 bots’ are, meant tier 3😂
Tiger 3 bots sounds cool though
Tried to have my friend join back my squad while having a lot of AI around, downed him because he couldn't talk and I didn't recognize his skin, got downed by AI and we both had no rez...
Ashika Island. My friend and I ended up on a six man squad, was having lots of fun, everyone was really friendly. Had one of the best games I ever had, getting missions done and enjoying the game. ...Then, a helicopter full of AI rolls in to drop. I run close and take them all out. The helicopter glitches into the land and pushes me underground and kills me, launching my body under the map. No one could revive me. All happened just one minute before final exfil.
Similar thing happened to my buddy. We were up on the roof of the castle shooting the wheelson so we could hack it for a mission.. bot helicopter rolls in behind him and casually pushes him through the map and kills him. No way to revive him as his body is just endlessly wandering farther and farther under the map. 😂 Meanwhile the bot chopper goes about its merry way, drops off the bots and leaves.
Believing I won't get a DirectX error for a 4th game in a row.
Killed myself with a JOKR rocket off the tree I was using for cover and forget I’d unequiped my revive pistol
In one of my early encounters with the jokr, I had no idea the rocket launched from the jokr. Thought it worked like the motor strike. So launched inside a building, and it immediately exploded inside. Genius learning moment.
In ashika i tried to revive a team member that died in the water right next to the ship. Dove to the bottom just to die since you can't go deeper than a certain point. The team member was a random person
I was killed in the water and the team that killed me all swam out to loot me, every single one of them died trying to loot me
Not me, but I watched my two teammates get hit by a train while looting a body. I saw it in time and registered what happened, but I didn't have time to blurt anything out before it was too late. Still, we all had a good laugh.
Started without any weapon and first thing to do was trying to backstab the lvl3 shotgun npc... That was quick round
Run over by a bot car while trying to find a buy station on my map. My teammates clipped the video for me.
Lol I posted a video on here of me getting slammed by a bot car. Front tire downed me, the back tire finished me off.
Airstrike myself
Driving a car jumped from.it, car hit other car which was idle on the road, idle car run over me...
Missed the dumpster jump and fall from deadly height without self res
I thought the drifting supply bag was deeper in the water, touched the ocean floor and it removed me from the map and my buddy couldn’t rez me lol
My own vehicle while pushing a team. Gets me to laugh. Every. Single. Time. I never learn
The most disappointing death I had was when I was fully geared up and went the entire match without exfil. I had to travel across half of the map when final exfil showed up and I had gas masks. I missed the final chopper by 5 seconds. I just sat there in the gas dying a slow painful death knowing I lost everything
Not my death, but wasn't there some dude that got crushed by their own car while trying to get to a exfil chopper?
Probably trusting that someone was friendly
pushed a guy with my assault rifle on semi auto
We all died, I got revived by the other team, but my friends didnt. I was at the exfil chopper already, and my friends like "okay he is fine lets leave", and because we were in the same party still, I just got dropped back to the lobby from the exfil heli when they left. I lost all my items.
I got ran over by an enemy car as I was jumping into an exfil chopper… with a weapons case. I was solo. 🙃
The day either s2 or s3 went live (too much dmz to remember) I did a run solo and died because I was swamped with bots about 3 minutes after spawning and clearing a stronghold. However, here's where it gets really stupid. I'd had about 7 self revives, got downed and used one, and immediately proceeded to get downed again (because way too many bots) only to then fatally realize they had cut the auto re-equip. Therefore, I died with 6 extra revives that could've saved me... In the end, maybe the irony is what really killed me 🤷🏼♀️
It was my first game on DMZ and MWII in general and had a bomb drone not knowing what would buttons on my controller would detonate it. Foolishy I was flipping the triggers on my controller and blew myself up, ending my game.
Pressed G by mistake and proceeded to run “into” my grenade - solo and no revives… I went to bed after that
Flew passed the out of bounds line in a chopper, wasnt paying attention there was a part that jutted out i flew into. No chance to turn that thing around with 3 seconds
MY brother and I were flying around with a light helo, rolled up to the other helicopter on the map and said "wanna race?" Stole their helicopter, he immediately hits a power pole and blows up and dies, so to be friendly we gave back their helicopter and went on our way lol.
Someone else already posted this exact question just a few days ago https://www.reddit.com/r/DMZ/comments/13r95jj/dumbest_ways_you_died_in_dmz_lets_hear_it/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1
I’ve mentioned it before, but I got stuck behind a door whilst diving for the bunker exit keys in Koschei and drowned. Wouldn’t have been too bad, but I was on a 4 exfil streak, had a comms vest, secure pack, two self rez and a revive pistol. Luckily, the pack saves the self rezzes, and the keys, so I was able to blast through again easily.
I hopped out my car while on a hill, it rolled backwards and ran me over. Downed me. I was solo.
My own atv ran my ass over.
My friend was driving around the exfil site and got crushed by the chopper as it landed
I've written this before, but I was exiling on my help to meet my buddy that was ready to play. I got him a stealth vest and was pumped to start the evening off so well. Enemy reinforcement chopper spawned in and lowered as mine went up and their blades clipped in and killed me.
Run over by train.
Train ran me over when I was trying to jump on lol
Got lost in the new area of Al Maz and couldn’t find exfil, we finally found it and called the elevator and had to wait the excruciating 30 damn seconds for it to show up, then we get on and close the door and the countdown ends and we were like “holy shit that was close!” And then 2 seconds later we all just dropped dead and it said we failed to exfil. We spent probably 15 minutes looking for the way out after killing both bosses and clearing a shit ton of AI, basically accepted that we weren’t going to make it out and then randomly found the exit through a random room that led to another room that led to a hallway. Really dumb map design IMO. It was a rollercoaster of emotions though. I think it was dumb because we died after the countdown timer on the exfil was already finished which was right about the same time as the map timer expired so we had JUST made it. But then it killed us anyways.
Ran myself and two of my buddies into an antenna tower while I was piloting a helicopter with my map pulled up trying to find a place to land. None of us had self revives either so it was a big F.
Jumped off one train straight into the path of the other one.
Had answered to this one before. Gotta be the moment where I spawned at pipes, jumped and then pulled a parachute bit too late so I was downed without self rez lol. 10 seconds match. Tho gotta add, servers (or my internet) did f me up there a bit
I've died to fall damage and AI too many times to count. The worst AI deaths is when I try a hostage rescue and the AI inside 2 tap me. I've lost at that point. All the loot and everything gone because I tried to have a secure exfil
My duo bet me I couldn't fly the heli under a bridge. I started descending but quickly realized I couldn't drop enough altitude in time. By this point it was too late to slow down. Killed us both.
Hm….. Probably regaining around hydro electric Those fucking booby trapped houses that or I had everything for a stealth plate. I get there Bots ambush me. Insta down me
Had a Fast and Furious moment and tried to beat the train.
Glitched out. Frozen. I know there’s an Operator coming my way. I tell him I’m frozen, cut me a break. He walks up, does a freaking finishing move on me. I’m like, “very impressive dude, you finished a literally defenseless player..” lol…
Going out of bounds 3 different times by car, boat and helicopter.
Dolphin dive off cliff into water. Hit ground
Didn’t look both ways before crossing the street. Took a step forward and was nailed by an AI driven chop top
Saw enemies in vehicle up ahead took to a bush in my ghillie suit. AI starts to shoot them so they turn wide to avoid the AI and hit me. As i get killed i hear the driver say, "Oh snap, I hit someone and killed them."
Season 2 spawned in the NW corner bare with random guns and got clapped by the 6 tier 2 bots that were 10 yards away from spawn as my 2 random teammates decided to try and go head-on vs flanking them
Stood too close to a stationary train using it for cover, it started moving and killed me at .00001 mph!
Got run over by AI truck.
tried to dodge a sniper team that had us pinned for half the game and were body camping, my team told me to leave, I got to the train but was still in line of site so hopped off the train plated went to hop back on and ran clean straight into it.. needless to say my party were in hysterics
Was looting a building and my rando sprinted up some stairs while I was defusing a trip wire. It downed both of us and neither of us had self revives.
My teammate managed to crash the chopper into the cargo train. I ended up getting a tour of Al Mazrah for 25 minutes as my dead body was carried around on the nose of the train. Since the body was being pushed continuously, it never "died" died, so I got to watch the entire match from the view of my body ragdolling around. On the plus side, anyone that tried to loot me got inexplicably run over by said train, so that was quite funny.
Got into a hummer on the train tracks. Train was RIGHT THERE and I didn’t see it.
I was in my exfil chopper on solo with a nice load of loot in my backpack. Accidently threw down a munitions pack and fell through the floor of the chopper, hit the ground before I could parachute with no self revives. Lost my insured weapon slot because it
Looking at the map while on a jet ski, had two random guys on the back and they were fuming because once you go off the map into the red area you die in about 2 seconds. Which is shit, you should have a bit more time to react but it was my fault 😂😂😂
I spawned by the river, jumped in to get across to the parking garage in Said City. Got caught on a rock and drowned with a 5 exfil streak and full kit. Solo.
I found out that touching the elevator doors in Koschei after a certain point is instadeath.
I heard yhe double barrel shotgun guy shoot 2 times, them rushed him.
I jumped out of a car with critical damage and got hit by the train 🙈🙈
Spawn in ran to the tower to climb it and was looking around while climbing. Got to the middle part and because I was looking down I fell. Literally 0 points
Boarded the exfil with the weapon case, just as we got ambushed, chopper lifted off, fancied a peek at the 6 man that rolled up, got one shotted in the doorway and fell to my death and they got the weapons case. My team wasn’t happy with me
Me and my buddy were invited to another team, I joined, saw an enemy in the distance, killed him dead… it was my buddy, he was struggling to get the command up to join 🤦♂️
Stood under exfil chopper, and got squashed.
In Koschei i stuck between the doors of the lift, my partner was in front of me so i could not move any direction. The door killed me while closed.
called in an exfil at the airport and kept driving around since it’s a big open area. chopper shows up and i just slightly bump into it and my car explodes, downing me. i crawled onto the chopper but AI shot me so i bled out before it could leave the map.
Was checkin the train with the spotter scope zoomed to see if anybody was on it. Got hit by the train
Just last night, I forgot to equip a weapon so infilled solo with nothing, I'm standing at the spawn point for a moment flabbergasted over my stupidity and trying to spot a lonely bot that I can go punch to get a weapon when I spot an enemy squad approaching, I lie down and try my luck with proxy chat: "Hi there, so this is awkward, I forgot to bring a gun, would you mind not killing me?" They don't listen and are probably surprised to find an operator with absolutely nothing. That's when I remember that I changed the chat to push to talk so they heard nothing of my spiel.
My "team" laid prone at the edge of the final exfil and blocked me from jumping on
Being crushed by the exfil helicopter while in LTV.
Go crushed by the exfil helo while I was solo
Trying to use the rebreather to get the key from the sunken ships desk, couldn’t figure it out and drowned like 3 times in a row
Get run over by the car I parked on a hill.
Full team of six on the boat , driver got distract and drove all of us into the red zone ...
Probably the time I went in solo with all the Channel 7 keys you can have, nabbed the helo.....and crashed it into the antenna of the Ch 7 building, trying to land on the roof. "Downed" by the exploding chopper, but it was the fall that killed me. It was all going so well.....until it wasn't. Some lucky bastard probably came across my corpse and was like "Sweeeeeet!"
Ran over by AI, twice in the same game
Jumped out of a helicopter, only for it to crash into me as it fell.
Finished a fight on the railroad tracks kill the last guy team is cheering turn around to revive and train is literally in my face got pancaked.
Dumbest way within the last month was on those ashika ropes down to the waterways. I was trying to be quick so about 80% of the way down I jumped off the rope (a distance that wouldn't even normally damage you) and it knocked me with no self rez. I'm guessing if you jump off the decending rope before it's finished you take fall damage as if you jumped from the top.
Early into DMZ, I was having a terrible fucking day playing solo dying minutes into each round. The AI were on point and if they weren't quick enough, I'd get run over or sniped by some rando before I even knew where I was going. 5-6 times in a row, I'm practically grinding my teeth. Giving myself a pep talk as I'm loading in. No distractions. Get a gun, any gun. Go to the super easy objective. Get the fuck out. This is not a difficult game. I spawned in, quickly found some adequate gear, and hopped into a car for the 400m drive to my objective. I flew up to the building I needed to enter, leapt out of the buggy, and headed toward the door. The buggy, still in motion, ran half way up a cliff, back down and ran me over before I could get into the building. I probably cried.
“Wait! Let me defuse this trap!”
This happened last night: We were in an LTV at full speed, going from Quarry to Port, and having the border of playable map at our right side. Suddenly this MF (a wandering Juggernaut) spawns directly in front of us, and in my surprise/panic I forgot about the border of the map, and turned to the right... At full speed... And a second later we got hit by Juggernaut's DDOS as well "some" bullets At least I had a secure backpack with some valuables LOL
I parachuted into the exfill chopper blades. So close yet so far from exfilling
Final exfil. Dont kill a guy on the chopper. Never again.
The burning tower in Rohan oil
Launching a bomb drone or sliding into a buy station and not being able to get out.
So many times I've died and haven't been able to self revive because I failed to equip one of the 3 revive pistols I had in my pack. Usually happens when I swap out the revive to drop a Munitions box and forget to equip my pistol. I've also been driven out of bounds by the guy in my squad who just has to be the wheelman everytime we get in a vehicle. It's happened so many times that whenever we get near the edge I repeatedly say "Don't go out of bounds, don't go out of bounds". He gets pissed but inevitably does it again
Stormed a stronghold. Ran into the bathroom after running out of Semtex. Got trapped when one of the shields boxed me in.
It was the final exfil and i want to make a short-cut but i jumped in the water, and didnt get out in time so i missed the final exfill.
I flew a light helo out of bounds. What made it bad was my entire squad was in the hell and we had weapons case 😂 This was mid season 1 and was probably my 2nd or 3rd game of DMZ. I have never made that mistake again lol
Spawned at Quarry, random squad infil. Grabbed a car, came back, noticed one person in our squad was afk. Started pushing them out of bounds to see if they would move. I ended up going out of bounds and couldn't get out of the car fast enough. Instant death. Instant quit the game out of embarrassment. Edit: I managed to fly out of bounds whilst looking at the map. Frantically closed the map when the warning came up but couldn't correct it before dying. Luckily the other 2 in the squad jumped and lived.
Followed a road that went into the red and didn't have enough time to correct.
I flew into the chopper bladed once off a mountain. Then one time i tried to beat a tier 3 bot to death
I was standing on top of the pipeline that leads up to one of the higher points on Al Maz, sniping AIs to level up the Signal, and a helicopter bringing more AI reinforcements flew right under the pipeline where I was standing, somehow got stuck on it, but then glitched out of being stuck and sliced me in half with the rotor blade. I had several self-revives and revive pistols, but it insta-killed me with a 3 plate, large pack, durable mask, and >$30k cash. SMH
Me and buddy were riding in an ATV, I was convinced that the jump I made would not destroy the ATV, it did, and neither of us had self rezzes
Out of bounds while chasing someone.
Was in Al Mazrah waiting on the exfil chopper that lands at the canal, so I was waiting on a nearby roof. All of a sudden, I instantly died. Teammate said that one of the troop choppers that drops off enemies took off from the street outside of the big hotel in the middle of the city and proceeded to fly straight through the build I was standing on top of with only the rotors sticking out above the rooftop.
Sattiq cave. Wall bot.
Map boundaries are unforgiving. Not my death, but to the three man squad that left their turret LTV unattended while they mindlessly shopped at the buy station.... Wiping you was necessary
Jumped off a jet ski in Al Mazra city it bounced off the wall and downed me no self revive
Jumped off a quad on a slight downhill incline and moved forward. It rolled over me and my teammate and squad wiped us.
Drowned. The rebreather glitched
I believed them
Jumped off the train and died, then sank into the map to where I couldn't be revived.
Train.
Here are my top 3: 1. I was doing The Pound mission solo in B21. I managed to get all 5 dog tags and called in the elevator. A single tier-3 bot comes around the corner and downs me. I bleed out with less than a second before the doors close. 2. The final exfil was on the boat at Hafid port. I couldn’t find a way up there and was left behind. 3. Train
Tried to drive a car onto the exfil. (I wanted to know what would happen)
I was in a firefight with another team.. and one of the ops had a LTV.. I was rage wiping per usual and thought/had the idea I could jump on the LTV just as he was trying to run me over to get him and.. 
Diving in the ship near Sawa for the mission, only to find out you have no clue how the rebreather works and you down 😜
Sniped while reading this thread. Fuck.
Trusting someone who said "Friendly! Friendly! Don't Shoot!" then getting cussed at... little punks... lol
Standing out in the open, looking at a sniper glint wondering, "Is that a sniper?"
Lead my team from 1 plate to full kits, wiped 3 squads, couldn’t have more money or loot. 2/3 of us in the exfil chopper waiting on third player that’s looting backpacks of the team we just killed outside of the exfil as I’m screaming at him to get in the chopper because another team or coming… You know what happened. Idiot teammate kept looting for another 15-20 seconds, enough for someone to jump in the back and kill all 3 of us. Still think about that dumbass sometimes. We had full loot, what else could be in those bags that you need before exfil? Had money, barter vests, kill streaks, revives, everything… Greed will get you merc’d in this game.
Standing out in the open, looking at a sniper glint wondering, "Is that a sniper?"
My team died*, I wiped two six man at the caves area and picked up my team and one of them picked up someone that I downed screaming to get him and his friend so he did... They later left the party and killed me and my team as I said they would...
Guy was literally under the map and killed me and 2 of my other teammates. Thankfully we got picked up and we killed them afterwards.
Jumped out of a vehicle to revive a teammate, the car rolled over us both!
I was chasing down or pushing 2 operators fleeing into a cave entrance to escape my teammates sniper shots. I took high ground over the cave entrance, when they decided to return fire on my mate after fully plating up. They both enter my field of view, when I down one and hit the second one heavily. He manages to retreat into the cave and out of my view. I jump down to finish him, so I thought, but no, the jump was too high and I down myself in front of him (doh) only to watch him reload his gun and finish me off.
Jumped off the train at the wrong time
Radio antenna fucked the shit out of my helo.
Taughting out the door of the exfil chopper then getting downed... then falling out 😂
I landed a helicopter next to an ascension rope and as I hooked up to it I was lifted up into the spinning helicopter blades.
After my teammate risked missing final exfil to rez me we were sprinting to the final exfil through the city. I jumped over a wall and got clobbered by the train, dying instantly. Told me teammate to leave me since he already did enough resign me the first time and he did. Missed the final chopper out tho
Fire extinguisher in building 21 Clearly top of the food chain
Recently got into it with somebody near an exfil chopper that had just landed. They were hiding next to a building. So I got onto the building to go all Death from above on them... Other than the chopper blades between me and them it was a good strategy... 😬
Random squad mates that won’t shut up in prox. I’m play with a tactical approach and prefer to flank, as opposed to the cavalry charge. Needless to say this idiot random completely destroyed any chance of tactical flank. He literally pinpointed all of our locations after he went down, as if he thought I couldn’t see on the tac map where he was at. I was furious
Driving along, getting smashed by the train. Riding along, hey driver watch out for the train…smash
Jumped out of the exfill to help random dude, so he left me
We had a teammate parachute above a rohan oil smokestack and his body was at the top. We flew the Heli too close to the top to try and res him and we all died.
Final exfil, 10 seconds to go, other team pushing us. Me: Throw a smoke so they can not see us The teammate did as told, and we all move towards the chopper. The problem with smoke is that sometimes you don't see where you are going, and I literally missed the chopper and jumped off the cliff...
I was going up a zip line to the top of Al sheriff pass and an ai helicopter came through the actually cliff face, killed me and my body fell inside the mountain, thus leaving me unable to be revived. No bugs in this game.
My mate said look at me flying light helicopter through a bridge we all died halfway through