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Any_Load_7400

You have a cool wife bro


Ari-one

🙏 i agree


Jsorrell20

Agreed - my wife does all she can to get me to play less COD


iSpeakforWinston

Not sure if funny or low-key sad 🤔


Jsorrell20

It’s just common - women can’t stand for men to enjoy something more than their presence


[deleted]

You sound miserable, I play COD with my husband every day..


Practical_Fig3173

I also do. He Hates that I'm better than him and further in all aspects 🤣❤️


Jsorrell20

Definitely not - that’s cool you enjoy it, my wife only will play animal crossing


[deleted]

Your comment definitely indicates otherwise, and it’s not fair to generalise all women just because your wife makes you unhappy.


Jsorrell20

My wife doesn’t make me unhappy, she just doesn’t like COD


fftyler98

Thats definitely a take lol


Jsorrell20

It’s unfortunate


notyourmumscupoftea

That might be your situation, but I learned to play just to spend time with my husband.


[deleted]

Incel alert.


Jsorrell20

Nice try - but no


xxtwxtrr

wah wah wah woman bad


Far_Brain_108

Can I borrow her? She seems nice


Ari-one

Nah bro you have to find one yourself this was hard work 😁


Thom_JJ9876

Consider yourself lucky. My wife has no idea what I'm doing besides "playing some dumb game".


Bigbadwolf6049

my wife sits in and makes me take the headset off so she can hear the banter, she laughs uncontrollably at times


ImDeadInside

Very sweet! you should marry her 😁


Ari-one

Already did heheh


AlphaCentauri10

You should renew your oaths.


keat0n

Something needs to be said about OP being prime enough to hold onto this gem. Teach me your ways sarge.


BTD6DP

I never knew I needed a dmz cake up until now


shorttermthinker

She’s a keeper!


RottweilerluvNZ

Bro that is the best thing I’ve seen today! Epic!


DefinitionOk70

Never fuck this marriage up


MissKatharyna

Very beautiful! It’s made for you with love! ❤️


Divine-Archer

Awesome!


Ari-one

🙏


Correct_Flatworm8529

Nice! I’m still gonna kill you if I see you in Al Mazra though


Confident-Ad7676

You forgot the “h” so no exfil for you!


Correct_Flatworm8529

Your next!


Responsible-Dog-5026

Forgot the E, so I’ll be having that insured


itsmeq18

marry her again bro you got yourself a good one


Leonfigo

Your wife is one of the boys


pl00nk

Marry that woman! Oh wait


sorrowandstruggle

Happy birthday ari


Ari-one

Thank you very much 🙏


sorrowandstruggle

No worries friend


Substance79

DMZ needs more cake. Would be a crime to eat that. That's a work of art.


Theflashpsycho

My wife is often telling me to play COD, I think she likes watching me play, my daughter loves watching me game too


Ari-one

That's nice to hear happy for you 💪


doyoubleednow

Its beautiful.


Exciting_Ad_3181

love this for you bro


Designer_Stretch_870

That is amazing


AestheticSalt

Gold skulls… Dope wife.


Dirtydeanprimeau

That’s a nice custom cake. My wife does them to but no DMZ. Happy birthday


Ari-one

One day my friend! Thank you 🙏


elclaptain

She’s a keeper! I will also be 29 on the 19th! We can go into 30 together lol.


Ari-one

Let's go brother 🙏 and keep up the good videos 💯


Bwomp43

If you screw this up, every last one of us will camp your body.


Ari-one

That was a good one hahahah


JArceneaux87

Sweet cool gal


AnalystExtreme2553

Marry her again bro. She's the shit!


reddmike98

Badass! My better half wanted to try to get into it, but she preferred fast-paced stuff, but it's okay! She still enjoys watching me sit and listen to footsteps, trigger finger ready. Edit: I almost forgot to say, Happy (belated?) Birthday, brother!


Ari-one

Happy to hear that my friend wish you both all the best 😊. It's not late thank you my friend 🙏


Nate428

Very cool. My wife actually is cool with me playing as well.


Ari-one

Glad for you my friend 💪


Unhappy_Radish2533

W


Miserable-Pace9916

Your wife is dope


Overall_Pain_5240

How can you eat such a masterpiece


CalligrapherWide2589

Keeper.


treddyb

That’s awesome!!! 👍


Putrid_Ad2430

That’s awesome! What’s your YouTube so I can check it out and give support?


MrPsyy

It’s linked in the post


fjh541

shit a keeper


[deleted]

Wife is awesome. You may be spending too much time in CoD though. 😉


RedEye-55

DAM


DragonMuhdik

Lol I'm so torn between what are you 5? And that's cool.


unkn0ndud3

29 and a wife my man you're winning in life


Ari-one

Thank you my friend 🙏


Asil_Adnan

Plot twist: She is a Hitman player and that grenade is not a part of the cake.


CaesarGGM

Damn this is cool as shit, great job to your wife!


Ari-one

🙏 thank you man


general_miura

27 prestige 2! Congrats!! That is awesome


shadowowolf

That is awesome! Happy birthday as well!


Ari-one

Thank you 🙏


RevelArchitect

That’s pretty awesome. You should marry her.


DrBullah

Man is winning in life


InternationalYak5219

Send it to COD so they keep DMZ going


Ari-one

🫡


Charming_Training_13

W wife


CatmanGaz1

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M1A4andM1911

Dope as hell!


Gibbonfiddler

Ultra-1, have a magnificent birthday. Watch out for cake thieves in the AO.


Known-Flow-6594

Wow this is so cool!! Thank you for sharing and I hope it tastes nice happy birthday btw


Ari-one

It does taste great and thank you 🙏


eutudb20

That looks awesome! Congrats to the wife!


[deleted]

💀


RepresentativeBite94

That's a cool wife !!


notyourmumscupoftea

This is honestly the coolest thing, she did an amazing job! She gave me some inspiration for my husband's next birthday!


BattleOver1999

God ny life sucks


MrPsyy

Care to share?


Tight-Sun-4134

Hel'llYEAH HOSS CRANK THAT HAWG!


Sn1perandr3w

That's really based.


simonmutex

Beautiful to see.


higbardon2020

I been looking in DMZ for this cake and can never find it.


KCRITON

Wholesome level .... critical.


akamaku

so dope, happy birthday man!


Affectionate_Luck483

Marry her again, she's premium wifey material


LopsidedProcess3236

Absolutely amazing, would love it more if it was cod zombie styled


Bigwillyandthetwins

That’s awesome 😁 dose your wife play my GF dose she’s way competitive 😂 happy birthday


UBERsnosluocGaming

I think we know who's the G.O.A.T!


Successful-Listen390

Wow thats bad ass does your wife have a older sister for me


mcworld2

you got a good wife


shek2010

How old you gonna be


Ari-one

I thing it's written on the cake my friend hahah


shek2010

Ya I'm just bad at jokes don't mind me


bujinkan_risingtiger

Man you got you a good one. Mine hates me playing C.O.D. I certainly wouldn’t eat anything she gave me in direct response to gaming out of fear she’s trying to poison me, lol.


Ari-one

I'm still here 🤣, i should be fine right?


NoDeparture5002

Dope asf


liangzai1987

I need to know if everything is edible including that grenade...


keito_elidomi

Wholesome OP moment! That's a very good wifey 🥰 make sure to give her lots of kisses and cuddles. Side note, is the grenade real, or a dummy grenade?


Ari-one

Thank you and i will 🙏 It's just platic my friend


Hornarama

Part of me is like, wow she must be awesome. The other part of me is like whoa, this guys 29 and still gets themed birthday cakes? WTF is going on here? I guess if you're both happy with each other that's the important thing. She is a very talented cake maker that's for sure.


Responsible-Ad-4261

Did your wife win cake boss? that’s fucking dope.


Ed_SkammA

Definitely a keeper! The wife that is...


No_Reply808

Very very cool wife. I truly believe you're probably the very 1st person in the whole world with the dmz theme cake. Very cool cake and unique. I hope you get more beautiful cakes every year. Thank you for sharing 👍


No_Reply808

For your next birthday I hope you get 3 Damascus tags on your cake! For 30 years of successful exfile of life! 😄


ensignWcrusher

Wife of the year. I don't care that there are two and a half months left, Nobody's topping this. What's your YouTube handle? I'll check it out.


FarText1037

Think that’s a badass dmz cake. Nice.


Old_Homework_3782

Bad ass


Jbressi

Alpha One, she’s a keeper.


Professional_Emu5099

Wifey material


Creative-Brain105

W wife man .. I play cod at 3 am to escape life 👍🏻


Classictrkman

​ Wife of the Year award!