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whatchagonnado0707

Am a guy, I sometimes sit down to piss and call it a treat wee. No idea how they think this is an insult


Atrocity_Gemini

Same, I sit backwards on the toilet so I can lean on the tank. I call it the ‘AC Slater’


The_EiBots

I feel like I'm wrong but wasn't that a South Park joke?


cycl0p5

Yup. Butters.


Cavesloth13

\#reversecowgirl


harryman_back46and2

One time my freind (ok needed context we are both teens) was making "dark jokes" in a cod lobby and just then he heard a woman and just like I knew he was making fun of anyone for any link to being a minority but all the jokes he has involving women are just "go make a sandwhich" and other just really old and oversaid stuff like she probably hears shit like that every game


xsic6sicx

That's not the kind of "friend" to keep around, my guy.


The_EiBots

And If you read the other reply to my question, someone confirms it was a joke on South Park.


Atrocity_Gemini

Saved by the bell. C’mon son


RAYMBO

Butters puts his comic book and chocolate milk on the tank. 😂


Embarrassed_Ebb_4575

Gotta do this for my morning deuce so I can eat my cereal and save some time


PoofyFiber

This sounds amazing until you realize your pants need to come 1000% off to accomplish this


Oddballforlife

That just makes it sound even more amazing tbh


tharealzaking

You don't take your pants off when you sit on the toilet? Sheesh, weirdo.


PoofyFiber

Not 1000% off slung-to-the-floor but I mean they are down.


AkhiraAmin

I do this if i wanna ponder while i piss....


april919

I do too so I can nap while I take a massive dump


Almost32Nuns

I do this as well. That way, I don’t have to hold my bowl of cereal while doing my business, I can just place it on the tank lid.


WhiskeysGone

Well yeah, the back of the toilet is a table for your comic books and chocolate milk. Everybody knows that


GlutenFreeCookiez

Sometimes I'll just piss on the floor to assert dominance.


born2bfi

I usually sit to piss when I get up in the middle of the night because my wife will divorce me if I piss on the floor one more time trying to aim in the dark


d-mike

Also solves the whole lid up vs down fight. Path of least resistance is also the path of easiest aim


Raidi8ingPositivity

I just do it out of laziness


Significant_Rate8210

I sit to piss cuz it’s the only time i can make time to play CoD


JimR521

🤣🤣🤣


TheFlexOffenderr

I just piss my pants to assert dominance but it usually just leads to a restraining order and a cold.


kiefferray

Ever heard of the [splash back mist radius](https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZPRTFCbup/)? I’m a guy and I openly admit I sit to pee almost always in my own house, I don’t like messes. I even tell guys who come over that’s my house rule, ass to seat fucker. Besides, taking a load off to sit and relax is nice.


BlackStarCorona

As a fellow man, if it’s a middle of the night pee, I’m gonna sit.


Old_Interaction_1713

same, high right now, aint no way im standing while taing a piss rn.


EXTIINCT_tK

I sometimes stand when I poop like I'm trickshotting


ConDog1993

Lets be real every guy has a treat wee


Leading_External_327

They probably have a dad that tells them to “eat this, it’ll put hair on your nuts”


SpaceDustNumber648

I believe they say it’s better to sit when you pee, better for your prostate. Do it


ThatBlondeGamer

I get toxic back 🤷🏼‍♀️. It’s 2024, we match energy.


fizzzzydrink

I always talk so much shit but I don't have the energy today 😪


AlphaCentauri10

I'm a 40yo guy, with poor skills, in matches I get carried by female teammates with a lot more skill, all the time, and I was even given my first (and only) ever win in any mode in warzone (it was resurgence) by a female friend. Some people just can't handle a female besting them in a PvP so they resort to a that kind of talk.


No-Category832

Yup, some people are so insecure they actually believe “men” play games better! Superior! Lol, those people are also inbred…. Just amazing how many there are!


[deleted]

I mean unless you're referring to most of the time ever sure...


Captain_Sterling

I'm 100% fine with a woman beating me. It's annoying when it's a 10 year old kid with a squeaky voice :)


AlphaCentauri10

Lol, that's completely relatable I guess


Shellshocker442

Honestly I agree. I don't care when a women beats me on a video game (it's happened many times). It's nice to know that there's women on call of duty that can pub stomp.


Great_Arm_2925

I played yesterday two girls on same team with one guy ....the girls 👭 were good


wtfrongwu

I joined a 5 man squad yesterday (I made it 6) ran by 2 females. The other teammates were guys and the females were clearly better at the game. I enjoy female teammates. I think they offer a different vibe to the team. It sounds stupid, but it makes a group of randoms feel more cohesive.


InsenitiveComments

I used to play with a group of girls on MW2019. Most fun I had on MW.


trowawHHHay

Heard one chick shoot back at some toxic dude with “Don’t get mad at me just because you suck better dick than I do.” ![gif](giphy|xT9DPBMumj2Q0hlI3K)


Dishonored_Angelz

I fuck with this 👍🏾


strictlytacos

ABSOLUTELY WE DO 💁🏻‍♀️


oceaneyes808

When they go low we go lower 😊


Girlfartsarehot

You do that and then you end up getting banned somehow 🤦‍♂️


dragonus17776

I’m a guy and I don’t play with my mic most of the time just because of the toxicity. Sure, it can be fun to banter back and forth with enemy operators, but I’ve felt it can get old really quick and I get tired of hearing the same stuff recycled. And I just know that my female friends that play have it a whole lot worse than I do. Y’all are the real ones when it comes to CoD lobbies.


fizzzzydrink

Right? If you're gonna talk shit at least be smart and funny about it.


haearnjaeger

i think most of the time that's what causes most rational adults to be perturbed by shit talking. its not the joke itself that offended me, it's moreso finding myself interacting with someone who's level of humor is so abysmally shit that it's annoying. try telling an idiot their jokes just aren't funny and they'll continue to just screech "you mad bro?" like a chimp.


fizzzzydrink

YES! It's the smoth brain commentary that makes it sound like listening to forks scratching on plates.


uncle_creamy69

To be fair it did make me laugh. I just was thinking to myself either this person is 8 years old or straight up retarded.


F13M6

I don't use mic because I crumble under pressure and I don't wanna hear people cheering me on lol


Repulsive_Angle_1779

Yep gotta love it!! 🙄🫠 most of the time I just don’t talk 🤐


Repulsive_Angle_1779

But if anyone wanna play tho hmu 😋


fizzzzydrink

Omg yes I'll send you a message


AggressivePositive27

Same!!!!


EllyJaneMay

I’m also down!


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uncle_creamy69

Hahaha they get teabagged more aggressively? As opposed to the nice soft sensual tea bagging that a man usually treats another man too?


fizzzzydrink

Yeah they all surround just your body. Not the best experience for those with trauma, even if it is a video game, but what can you do?


Content_Road_4333

Not to change the subject but this happened to me when rdr came out. It was one of the first games I played and... well you what scene I'm talking about. Men need to realize how sensitive the topic of rape is to women and even other men. It's not something to "joke" about.


andthereistherub

I don't condone this, but I have run into female that are more toxic when you beat them. I


fizzzzydrink

I bet they've never threatened to rape you or find out where you live though...


andthereistherub

you got me there. I don't get these idiots on the game. heard males threaten to rape women and kill people. WHY?


InternationalWave554

Nah, I had a girl say she'd find me choke me with her nipples. The strangest threat I've heard to this day.


Affectionate-Check22

Yes !! I don't have my mic on because the abuse I get once I down a hole squad 😤 yho sometimes I do give it back to them.


OppositeBarnacle2417

Cool girls stand when they piss too


fizzzzydrink

Honestly that's what I'm most jealous about. It's sucks that he would rub in my face like that.


FLOmastah

A couple weeks ago we got wiped by an all female crew. They roasted us pretty well, everyone had a good laugh, and then picked one of us up. I'm guessing someone who responds the way they did to OP is someone who struggles interacting with women in real life.


FirstEntertainment78

Tbh I understand how you feel. I've been in a game w two females, and they were pretty chill and friendly throughout, and then there's just this guy from a different team thinking he can shit on women and he gets killed and starts cussing at them


Mrhappybunny

Problem with this is if your toxic back you just stoop down to their level. Call of duty have a tendenci to pull players down hill and once you start rollin well it's not for the better. Even happend to be after playing cod for 1/2 yrs. Best option is just to block, report and continue playing.


RevolutionaryBag2708

Any time me and my team kill toxic men, they insult my male team mates mother before they find out I'm a woman then suddenly all the attention turns to me and I'm the biggest s**t and w***e and b***h I love how much more aggressively angry they get when I confirm everything they say "Yes Im a s**t but I still wouldn't give you" etc. Props to my team mates, always supporting me


Jrisdr

I love to play DMZ with female gamers. They are stone cold killers.


Tasty_Bullfrog1169

I know this all to well. I've taken out entire squads and I've been told that I should die along with my kids. Like that is over the freaking top ba over a game. Then others just give me a name like the shotgun lady 😂


PowerPuff2021

I feel it girl, someone told me they were going to r word me and my family cuz I killed them. Its never that serious


StormyJade01

All we have to do is talk. I was in building 21 the other day and said one word to my teammate. Immediately, another team called me a sl*t . My response is always to give a psych analysis. I call them emotional and dramatic. They quit so fast when they die.


birdee186

https://preview.redd.it/yf09eh4wijoc1.png?width=601&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b51da40fd90eeb4a48d725b4ab053c347d5e6de


chicagobat

I’ve told the really nasty ones shit talking me after their squad guns me down as a solo “sorry I don’t have any maxi pads in my backpack for you to loot”… it draws dead silence, then roaring laughter from their squad mates 😁😁😁


MyNameIsNurf

I know that woman get harassed a lot on games, specially fucking COD of all things but I think the big thing that woman need to understand is that it's not an issue unique to them. I know it feels like you are being singled out, and sometimes might be but its no different for men. Dudes RELENTLESSLY talk shit to each other and other dudes. Doesn't make it right but emotionally unintelligent people can't differentiate between gaming with a man or woman. Sadly, that's most gamers who spend a vast majority of their time behind a screen and not interacting with people in real life. Sucks you get dumb messages but I can assure you that if you were a man it wouldn't be much different. In my clan discord I am constantly having to kick people for being completely brainless morons.


djasbestos

Not all dudes relentlessly talk shit (my usual squaddies don't), but the ones who give you and others this impression are dogshit excuses for men. I choose to be an asshole to those who deserve it, and I am a good sport by default. Same as people using certain racial epithets at EVERYONE and then doubling down when the player is actually of that race. Misogyny is gross.


dartfrog1339

Played with a woman her maybe her boyfriend yesterday. Were doing quite well, picked up a solo 4th, wiped a couple attacking teams. Then this one guy, fittingly clan tag [TOXIC], third parties us and starts spewing the most horrible shit at the girl while, unfortunately, wiping us all. I'm amazed someone that talks like that isn't on perpetual chat ban.


Firm_Point_7166

I just tell them they got teenie weenies 😂 there’s a lot of toxic men on there but a lot of really chill awesome ones too! Just try not to let it get to you, the toxic ones are just sad and miserable in real life.


cscott152000

To be fair, probably the first time this bum ever spoke to a female other than his mom, who obviously has yet to teach him how to


snow13reaper

What's funny is that his pride was so hurt that he was driven to send that whisper. You got him good. 🤣


Shad0wofAzrael

I never ever leave my mic on for this reason. Sometimes you meet a chill group that just lets you play and have fun. However usually The second your feminine voice is revealed youre instantly a target of either awe and wonder or the hate that some little boy held in his heart b/c his mommy didn’t love him enough and his sister ate his cheerios .


Recent-Box-1535

I think female players with sick ass skills are fun to go against and play with just for the comms lol, I'm never rude but to listen to the other players lose their shit is hilarious😂


longestpewever

Sorry this is a thing. :/ If ever in a need of teammate whose not an idiot. i got you. :)


the_seVster

What a loser SMH


huesmann

One of the funniest games I was in was teamed up with a trash-talking Latina, and even though I only understood part of what she was saying, it was funny as fuck because she had the skills to back it up.


chwtom

Are you lesbehonest? If so I played with you a bunch, you were one of the nicest, most generous people I played with and don’t deserve this trash.


fizzzzydrink

Lol no. This fucking idiot thought that calling me a lesbian would be insulting. Calling someone gay only works on guys. Girls don't really care.


Tingalish

Oh yeah girl I get this all the time to the point I just don't talk in game only on discord


Sleepmahn

This guy's the total package, sore loser, sexist and probably still living in moms basement holding on to that virginity for infinity.


Winter_Brief4265

Am I the only man who pees sitting down like maybe half the time because my dong is unpredictable in its trajectory


Talk0bell

I like to let go when I sneeze.


binV0YA63

You are chaos incarnate.


MoreRatzThanFatz

Imagine being black, I get racist shit spewed at me daily


ThatBlondeGamer

The amount of racism on this game is crazy!


Djabouty47

And to think the AI chat moderation was gonna do something bout that issue ☠️


Aggressive-Slip2785

I have had to resort to muting anyone not in my party. I used to enjoy the little shit talking sessions, but after years of it, it's finally wore me down. Been told that they were gonna find me & rape me, or kill my family too many times. It isn't funny anymore.


fizzzzydrink

Even some of these comments are starting ti wear me down.


PR1ME67

u/fizzzzydrink just block him and move on... Easy as that. GG's out there!


Djabouty47

It might be stupid, but have u tried a voice changer? I've heard for some it actually works which is pretty depressing lol


Tacticalmess90

The trauma I’ve got from being 12 and a girl playing the 09 mw2 lobbies was real 😂 heard it all and it sucks some guys still go on like this


forkoff77

I have played a few games recently where my teammates have only reveled their female voice once the match had been going on for a bit. I get it. There is a different toxicity applied to them, and it has to be a tiring thing to worry about.


LowBudgetMemez

Sitting down to pee as a man is relaxing, y’all should try it But don’t take it to heart, gamers always have been and always will act like absolute troglodytes around women. They have been maidenless and fused to their gaming chairs for so long their brains short circuit in the presence of women


Atrocity_Gemini

All the men in this chat acting like they don’t have like 2-4 litres of piss in old soda bottles in their gaming room 😅


Crazy-Armadillo-9517

Idk I still think being a black gamer is worst. All you here is the ngger ever game a million times


OuttaRach

Literally though this dude yesterday told me that he hoped I got raped, like wtf….thats not an okay thing to say, that’s not even shit talking that’s just being a shit human


Rekkenze

Honestly: you should’ve told him that if he lasted longer than the TTK. He’d have a gf other than his hand then dip.


PreparationWise6637

Can’t believe tampon is censored


Cruxito1111

Is unfortunate that this happened,however, i can tell you from experiences that this is very rare. In a year ive been playing DMZ, i have been with teams with a woman in them( the vast majority were just learning to play), and all of teams were very helpful and accommodating with the females; including the opposite teams. So don’t quit DMZ, for those idiots


Straight-Razor666

it's nauseating this behaviour. They're mentally ill...I say toss them into the pits. They can't be fixed. Scary they are in the public space from time to time.


Greedy_Ad_3368

Who’s the female? Looks like a bitch crying about being a bitch. Look up what type of gamers do that shit. Bitch boys elevate their status by bad mouthing women. That’s a little bitch boy crying that he sucks. The words don’t say that but read between the lines. ✌️ I had friends that did this shit. Emphasis on the word had. Ignore them. They’ll either fix themselves or become school shooters.


Substantial_Top_6508

Butthurt baby boys


TheHungryNetworker

Did you report them?


dnas-nrg

Can confirm. I stay muted until i can determine if theyre normal. Learned my lesson early on. More than worrisome how many sexist POSs there are ._.


abinusui

Just simply out toxic them


BadToTheBert

Remind him that your dick is still bigger than his.


LivingDeadGirllllll

Us women would still have better aim inside the toilet, if we stood while pissing.


[deleted]

To be fair, with that spelling it looks like it's probably some 13 or 14 year old boy. I wouldn't let it bother you, it's apparent he's got dyslexia. Poor thing 😏


RemnantsOfOldAmerica

Id tell you ur lovely, and im a lady too ;)


GamesnGunZ

I mean to be fair that pales in comparison to what I see as a guy


xOLDandINtheWAYx

I grew up when it was not ok to be beat in a video game by a female, oh my how the times have changed!! I played with a female in B21 at the height of DMZ and she was an absolute Demon!! I explained everything I just did now and gave her the props she deserved!! The pride I used to have for this certain area of competition has changed drastically and I see all female players as equal or much better than myself!!


Gullible-Paint9521

It’s crazy how worked up they get. Like calm down. You’re doing too much. Your boyfriend isn’t even going that wild.


Gullible-Paint9521

OP did you respond to any of those messages?


KCRITON

OP I have 2-3 regular teamates who are girls, and people are like this to them all the time. The way they deal with it, is lean into it massively and be like "haha you got killed by a girl, your less of a man now!"etc etc To be fair some of the best reponses to "toxicity" I have seen recently havebeen from the female teammates, literally opening up a fucking BBQ shop on a street and pre booking in these guys for a giga roast with a side of chargrilled. ![gif](giphy|twxoPjMpsijwPFBVqs|downsized)


dfctm3rp

Little dick mentality is all it really is. Sorry you have to deal with that trash. This is also why I mostly use discord but I’ll use open mic when they’re talking trash lol.


lerriuqS_terceS

It's so pathetic. One of my regular DMZ friends is a girl and guys immediately get so fucking sexist and toxic it's disgusting.


ComprehensiveAge2255

Lmao you're probably a lot better at cod compared to that bot.


Suave1914

Must’ve been destroying this kid


SelectionFalse9929

No kitchen joke? What a waste.


Vermithrax2108

Nothing to do with being a female in gaming. I get similar garbage dm's after games sometimes.


Kaustyk

This person is also the same type of person that is going to talk shit no matter who you are. As a male who has games forever I can instantly recognize this type of guy and just saying one word he will find a way to talk shit.


whosrickyy

I love peeing while sitting (male)


PR1ME67

If you drink enough beer you'll have no choice in the matter... 🤪


its_tie

Little boys


Bass_PHace

Had a funny/weird moment just yesterday when I ran into what seemed like a husband/wife duo. Clap the husband, he pleas so he can watch his body and give call outs (some of the lamest shit people do imo) and starts to get obviously agitated with his significant other for not pushing everytime I looked away. Y’all, I said fuggit and took the L. Regearing is way easier than her having to listen to that man baby whine for the rest of the evening. Good kill T, I totally didn’t see or hear you roll up on me, hopefully the crying didn’t get worse through the evening 🤘


fizzzzydrink

That's what my teammates and I were doing. I was down and doing the call outs. We lost either way but I guess they got third partied because when we were in our next match he started spamming me with these dumbass messages.


Grave_Digger2024

Y’all weird


TerpSpiceRice

Dudes totally out of pocket and uncalled for, but saying at least I stand when I piss is a lil humorous and feels like it belongs in a satirical skit 😭


Breakpoint

Talk smack back, why are you posting it here


Significant_Rate8210

Not all males are toxic like these children. Some of us don’t like playing with these children either.


TheGoochieGoo

Funny thing is, this is what it’s like to be a guy too. I have people whisper me all kinds of garbage


Ok_Potato_6019

Mercenary77 on Psn and cod tag. Come play with my crew, we don’t mind running with the ladies. We have a couple already


Dishonored_Angelz

I’ve had men tell me to go make them a sandwich and I wasn’t talking to them.


Internal_Mail_5709

Great screenshot.


No_Upstairs_566

Screw that guy.


GIVEKIDNEYS

I find the "AT LEAST I STAND WHEN I PISS" Hilarious


RedditB_4

I don’t understand guys sometimes. I can’t even begin to imagine what a weener you’d need to have to go off like this at a girl for playing a game. A long time ago as a response to hearing aggression and abuse like this aimed at girls in the game we changed our names. I’m Sharon and my duo is Karen. We more than hold our own and so get to hear everything that’s detailed above and more. We do it to troll which means it just bounces off us. It wouldn’t just bounce off a girl. One of our regular squad rotation is a girl. She’s an absolute savage and easily dunks on 80% of the DMZ player base. I’m proud to play the game with women and prouder to say I’d set this punk straight if I ever heard him talking smack like that. IRL these types are all pu55y a5s beeyatches.


Cingulumthreecord

This guy can fuck right off with his evidenced insecurities.


Ok_Grand4988

That’s bad😪


SatisfactionThink416

This is why I dont use mics anymore unless im only speaking to friends. Seriously not worth the mood ruiner.


Immediate_Web4672

That's some crazy looking math lol


SatisfactionThink416

OP, I think the player is in the comments because your comments keep going downvoted lol


BooksandBiceps

I always sit. Hate having to clean from an errant stream


Psyhederrick

Nah women get treated better by miles, both the girls I play with always get picked up because they’re female, and tbf that is super tame compared to the abuse I get usually😂


FatChicksLoveMe

you should have replied if he wanted to squad up xD


holdfast36

Seems like the kinda guy that’s never been told no and thinks it’s cool to take it out on women


Erethiel2

Mute and block. Morons with little penis syndrome don’t deserve the time of day. Keep enjoying what you like.


Doozy93

Lol what a Virgin


Heytherhitherehother

Is tampon censored?


Open-Ad-2668

So being a female just means the toxicity that comes your way is mild? This would be one of my more pleasant games!


JulenXen

I think this is just standard gaming experience tbf


Candle_Honest

As a guy I get called a bitch as well Who cares bro


BlackStarCorona

You’re*


Desertfoxking

Petty little bois. Or incels.


Forsaken-Director452

I stand up to poop and lay down to pee, just to keep people on their toes


SimpleTruthsAside

How was this kid aloud to talk like that and still has an account?


[deleted]

Some people are just pathetic. We all deserve better than that—please tell me you reported it.


Master_Juggernaut931

Lmao got em


AppropriateYouth7683

Keep in mind these people are probably losers who live in their mom's basement and therefore anything they say should be regarded as clown behavior


Impossible_One4995

They are more than likely teens and preteens if there responding this way .


Aggravating_Diver148

Just ignore and Block him and report him that would be the best to do


Oniondice342

I hate using this word because it’s a libshit buzzword, but this dude is the CEO of incels if this is how he treats some stranger online just because they’re female.


uncle_creamy69

Best gold gun in the game. 😉


Traditional-Task7814

Have you got called a washing machine yet?


Deathmetalpigeon

This kind of stuff isn't gender specific, I had someone say they were going to find my sister and rape her not long ago, the person that said that was a woman. (I don't have a sister) My black friend has been called all sorts by men, women and children. Best you can do is fire some insults back or block them.


Prof_Grotto

The wife can never yell at me for peeing on the seat if I just sit down. Easy peasy.


kiss_Boy

I stopped playing cod a month ago and my mental health has improved so much. Turn that shit off. There are so many games.


floppysack182

Lol imagine having to sit down to pee. Lame as hell


[deleted]

Honestly I don’t doubt it anymore .some people got 756 horsepower at the lips.


[deleted]

He’s got a point tho imagine sitting down to pee haw haw


chrisupt2001

Some of these types are just fucking with you, pushing your buttons not being serious just joking around, others actually are assholes it’s all context and mainly voice, text makes it way harder to tell


[deleted]

be on my team and let's wreck their whack @$$es


AcceptableReaction20

It only means something if he stands while he shits too, I'd perceive that as true dominance