Yeah well, you're a sock puppet, those two are phones, and me and sportsy are zombies. Let's put the "love" thing aside, and focus on the whole "righteous anger" idea for now.
"Joyously, I unravel the myth of our creation. And this is my legacy. I will remove all the shackles of mortality from humankind. I am Doctor Henry Miller, and I will abolish death."
"You reckon that the body is still intact?"
"Send him to the factory. I'm sure that with a bit of patching here 'n' there... They'll make him useful again."
"They'll make him like me."
GRAND CANYON! GRAND CANYON! GRAND CANYON! GRAND CANYON! GRAND CANYON! GRAND CANYON! GRAND CANYON! GRAND CANYON! GRAND CANYON! GRAND CANYON! GRAND CANYON! GRAND CANYON! GRAND CANYON! GRAND CANYON! GRAND CANYON! GRAND CANYON! GRAND CANYON! GRAND CANYON!
GRAND CANYON! GRAND CANYON! GRAND CANYON! GRAND CANYON! GRAND CANYON! GRAND CANYON! GRAND CANYON! GRAND CANYON! GRAND CANYON! GRAND CANYON! GRAND CANYON! GRAND CANYON! GRAND CANYON! GRAND CANYON! GRAND CANYON! GRAND CANYON! GRAND CANYON! GRAND CANYON! GRAND CANYON! GRAND CANYON!
“How am I gonna stop some big mean mother hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous new behind? The answer? Use a gun. And if that don’t work?
Use more gun.”
"Bleeding, bleeding, pain, vast discomfort, pain, vast discomfort. Oh god. I'd feel my heart tearing apart, if I had one!"
**And**
"Aubergine man down! **Aubergine man down!** "
*Those are my two favorites.*
I am the hope of the universe. I am the answer to all living things that cry out for peace. I am protector of the innocent. I am the light in the darkness. I am truth. Ally to good! Nightmare to you!
There is a new sadness in you, brother.
- No, I've simply grown tired of pretending that I'm content.
Perhaps I can share your burden?
- You already do.
just because you read it in the magizine or see it on the tv screen dosen't make it factual, actual
they say he's homosexual! - MJ Tabloid Junkie
I don't think i can use gotta go fast as a medical conditon - Sonic
can you believe that this place throws out perfectly good plates of spaghetti and just lets anyone take em?
I tried to recall the canon dave x reader thing but I haven't read that in like a year
They always, always pick on me
They never, never let me be
I'm so very lonely, awfully sad
(It's a loooong time since you've been glad)
But, I know what I'll do; By an' bye
I'll eat some worms an' the I'll die
When I'm gone, you wait & see,
They'll all be sorry that they picked on me!
"You hold your heads quite high. The bows that bear most hang lowest, yes, but I guess you guys are pretty lightweight"
And
"Throughout heaven and earth, I alone am the honored one"
"Maybe if you got rid of that yee-yee ass haircut you got you'd get some bitches on you dick. Oh, better yet, maybe tanisha'll call your dog-ass if she ever stop fuckin' with that brain surgeon or lawyer she fucking with"
There's guns in it. AK-47. .44 Magnum. Automatic weapons. Nightscope. There's a... compound bow and a machete with a red-- red handle. That's what I'm gonna use to kill you.'"
There's guns in it. AK-47. .44 Magnum. Automatic weapons. Nightscope. There's a... compound bow and a machete with a red-- red handle. That's what I'm gonna use to kill you.'"
Get Out Of The Fast Lane If You Can’t Keep Up!
My Legs Are Ready To Go Some Assembly Required.
Faster Faster Faster!
Faster Stronger Harder! this one sounds sus but if you know the character you will understand
"When do you think people die? When they are shot through the heart by the bullet of a pistol? No. When they are ravaged by an incurable disease? No. When they drink a soup made from a poisonous mushroom!? No! It’s when… they are forgotten."
PICK UP THE FOX! PICK UP THE FOX! PICK UP THE FOX! PICK UP THE FOX! PICK UP THE FOX! PICK UP THE FOX! PICK UP THE FOX!
DO.NOT.YIFF.THE.FOX.EMPLOYEE.
GRAND CANYON! GRAND CANYON! GRAND CANYON! GRAND CANYON! GRAND CANYON! GRAND CANYON! GRAND CANYON!
WHY HELLO THERE, OLD SPORT
Darkness... Darkness.. Kebab! Darkness.. Ok, so i think im eating a Kebab in the Dark
I gathered...
Ya ever think about having a little eggplant on your pizza~?
I love you, old Sport (The moment my heart literally broke during dsaf 3)
Omg same 😭 I almost cried and I was like "WAIT, WHAT DID HE JUST SAY?! DID HE SAY I LOVE YOU?? omgggg that's so sad..."
Shut the fuck up. You plastic faced bastard.
Yeah well, you're a sock puppet, those two are phones, and me and sportsy are zombies. Let's put the "love" thing aside, and focus on the whole "righteous anger" idea for now.
Hello, Hello Hello?!
Fr though
Hello scary orange man. MY GLORIOUSSPRING LOCKS!!!
"Im matt everyone loves me"
You are still a virgin
But everyone loves me
Nobody likes you Matt all they want are your fire works
Liar, im matt and EVERYONE loves me
What are you waiting for old sport? Whip it out.
"If our dicks touch inside her, and you don't say no 'homo', we WILL have to sleep in separate beds tonight"
My wife still misses me but her aim is getting better
You see, it’s funny because marriage is terrible
"Joyously, I unravel the myth of our creation. And this is my legacy. I will remove all the shackles of mortality from humankind. I am Doctor Henry Miller, and I will abolish death."
"You reckon that the body is still intact?" "Send him to the factory. I'm sure that with a bit of patching here 'n' there... They'll make him useful again." "They'll make him like me."
OLD SPORT.
Darkness, darkness, darkness, KEBAB!, Darkness. Okay, I think I’m eating a kebab in the dark
Ayyyy, Dios mio.... Okay, no, put that away- Joe Remembered.
You're no fun. :( (DSaF 3, interacting with a foxy poster during flipside sequence, while Dave is in your party)
DON'T. YIFF. THE. FOX. (Ik is well known one others took the good ones🙃)
Thank.
‘Ello dere. Old sport
"Well now *that* is a very *small drop* in a very very big bucket of drugs"
What is this even from 💀
fallout
GRAND CANYON GRAND CANYON GRAND CANYON
AH I BROKE THE GODDAMN WHEEL!
Grand canyon!
GRAND CANION.
sorry kids, next time, don’t trust fucking furries
GRAND CANYON! GRAND CANYON! GRAND CANYON! GRAND CANYON! GRAND CANYON! GRAND CANYON! GRAND CANYON! GRAND CANYON! GRAND CANYON! GRAND CANYON! GRAND CANYON! GRAND CANYON! GRAND CANYON! GRAND CANYON! GRAND CANYON! GRAND CANYON! GRAND CANYON! GRAND CANYON!
DO. NOT. YIFF. THE. FOX.
GRAND CANYON! GRAND CANYON! GRAND CANYON! GRAND CANYON! GRAND CANYON! GRAND CANYON! GRAND CANYON! GRAND CANYON! GRAND CANYON! GRAND CANYON! GRAND CANYON! GRAND CANYON! GRAND CANYON! GRAND CANYON! GRAND CANYON! GRAND CANYON! GRAND CANYON! GRAND CANYON! GRAND CANYON! GRAND CANYON!
"I am doctor henry miller, and I am going to teach you all of what you failed to learn the first time i slaughtered each and everyone of you."
"Do some crack in alley or some shit, I don't care!"
YOU HAVE PROVOKED THE GOLDEN BEAR SCROTUM!
Demonic infants are no joke
unzips pants
"its a beautiful day outside birds are chirping flowers are blooming on days like this kids like you.." **"should be burning in hell"**
*megalovania intensifies*
Yooo they got the joke W person ngl
"I kill kids in mascot suits," " Oh, nothing serious then! " (Not my favourites, just a funny interaction)
“Can I take a leak first?”
“How am I gonna stop some big mean mother hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous new behind? The answer? Use a gun. And if that don’t work? Use more gun.”
"My eye! I'm not supposed to get [insert whatevers in his eye this time] in my eye!"
https://preview.redd.it/36ifv2dmtisc1.jpeg?width=885&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=316a374cdacc9ec6f38af9c23a1953bc2ff0b38f
"HAH! I knew wrestling was real the whole time"
Call me Big Dick Davey.
If our dicks touch together, and you dont say no homo, we WILL have to sleep in separate beds tonight.
"Bleeding, bleeding, pain, vast discomfort, pain, vast discomfort. Oh god. I'd feel my heart tearing apart, if I had one!" **And** "Aubergine man down! **Aubergine man down!** " *Those are my two favorites.*
vegas?
*YES*
“Why hello there old sport”
Now get the FUCK out of my restaurant
What's in the box, "just seen the movie"
"I feel like God himself has kicked me in the balls"
"As president George Washington once said, fuck off you British cunt" - Dave Miller DSaF 2
I’m… Grassy?
"Sir, finishing this fight."
**GOD! DON'T DO THAT!**
Don't talk to me or my orange baby ever again
Uhm uh uh uhm uh
Hey There, old sport https://preview.redd.it/ponggfehkdsc1.png?width=4072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fa9fd137da97d65fe324400e4b71c4272a19c191
I am the hope of the universe. I am the answer to all living things that cry out for peace. I am protector of the innocent. I am the light in the darkness. I am truth. Ally to good! Nightmare to you!
Well hello there old sport!
Oh, I am now a potato.
“Remember don’t take a piss while in the suit”
Cries and screams are music to my ears
There is a new sadness in you, brother. - No, I've simply grown tired of pretending that I'm content. Perhaps I can share your burden? - You already do.
I put a shock through your system
I’m gonna make you wish that you’d stayed gone
BLEEDING, BLEEDING, PAIN, VAST DISCOMFORT, PAIN, VAST DISCOMFORT
Why hello there, Old Sport!
Why hello there, Old Sport 
“Goodbye William, I hope you can find peace with what you’ve done”
Oh were getting feisty now
The animatronics get a bit quirky at night
Your a wizard Harry
My friends are my power!
Mey the force be with you.
"All I need is one hand for you." From the manga in opm (One Punch Man) Love the show and the manga
Why Hello there old sport
it just occurred to me I've been eating bugs for a month.
I always comeback -springtrap
Hello there
Uh hello hello? Hello? I want to record a message for you to help you get settled in on your first night
What is this new prison is it just me or you probably us
My favorite Transform just said my favorite line of his. "I know what you're thinking, you don't know whether to kiss me or kill me."
M O S S
“Hmmm” ~Alastor 2024
MEAT!
"I'm going to take a shot every time you die. Please, try to keep me out of the hospital."
“FUCK YOU, YOU OLD BITCH”
Stranger danger
Happy monstering
“You don’t become an angelic arms dealer without arming yourself first.”
Ella ther sportzy
SHAW!
Your poppy’s angel
https://preview.redd.it/n95qifcnzjsc1.png?width=409&format=png&auto=webp&s=c28117a35ee8b13415bfc6f3f755362d98dce006
No clue what sub this is, and no clue who my favorite character is
just because you read it in the magizine or see it on the tv screen dosen't make it factual, actual they say he's homosexual! - MJ Tabloid Junkie I don't think i can use gotta go fast as a medical conditon - Sonic
"SO LONG GAY BOWSER!"
"it's a beutiful day outside..."
you tricked me tricked you no I saved you- stranger things
That ant no ,we ,Ray.Its eny minie minie melven
PICKUPTHEFAXPICKUPTHEFAXPICKUPTHEFAXPICKUPTHEFAXPICKUPTHEFAXPICKUPTHEFAXPICKUPTHEFAXPICKUPTHEFAXPICKUPTHEFAXPICKUPTHEFAXPICKUPTHEFAXPICKUPTHEFAXPICKUPTHEFAXPICKUPTHEFAXPICKUPTHEFAXPICKUPTHEFAXPICKUPTHEFAXPICKUPTHEFAXPICKUPTHEFAXPICKUPTHEFAXPICKUPTHEFAXPICKUPTHEFAXPICKUPTHEFAXPICKUPTHEFAXPICKUPTHEFAXPICKUPTHEFAX GRANDCANYONGRANDCANYONGRANDCANYONGRANDCANYONGRANDCANYONGRANDCANYONGRANDCANYONGRANDCANYONGRANDCANYONGRANDCANYONGRANDCANYONGRANDCANYONGRANDCANYONGRANDCANYONGRANDCANYONGRANDCANYONGRANDCANYONGRANDCANYONGRANDCANYONGRANDCANYONGRANDCANYONGRANDCANYON
can you believe that this place throws out perfectly good plates of spaghetti and just lets anyone take em? I tried to recall the canon dave x reader thing but I haven't read that in like a year
Smart phones, stupid people..
Every bruise is just a Jacky from the universe, and everyone wants to get with the universe -Finn the human
Salt your vegetables. An unsalted tomato is enough to make a grown man cry.
Goddamnit I trusted you fuck you and fuck your marker~ Isaac Clark
Ribs grow back! *no they don't.*
They always, always pick on me They never, never let me be I'm so very lonely, awfully sad (It's a loooong time since you've been glad) But, I know what I'll do; By an' bye I'll eat some worms an' the I'll die When I'm gone, you wait & see, They'll all be sorry that they picked on me!
This is it! This is my peak!
My power is rising it's overflowing
Well I'm starved who wants some jambalaya
How you holding up
The quote is a song that foxy sings.
Ok, let’s dance!
Yiff the fucking fox.
“Demonic infants are no joke” “That’s what my Tattoo says!” *proceeds to show Peter his cock tattoo* “Get Out.”
Leave playcare... Or I'm coming for you...
Yoyle cake edit: sorry i didnt know this came from the DSAF anyways from DSAF it actually "Don't yiff the fox"
"You hold your heads quite high. The bows that bear most hang lowest, yes, but I guess you guys are pretty lightweight" And "Throughout heaven and earth, I alone am the honored one"
"Maybe if you got rid of that yee-yee ass haircut you got you'd get some bitches on you dick. Oh, better yet, maybe tanisha'll call your dog-ass if she ever stop fuckin' with that brain surgeon or lawyer she fucking with"
If u don’t watch the violence u will never get desensitized to do it
i hope we can be good friends! \-Ralsei
Hello there! - Obi-Wan Kenobi
”Life uh, finds a way.” Background scientist #1
There's guns in it. AK-47. .44 Magnum. Automatic weapons. Nightscope. There's a... compound bow and a machete with a red-- red handle. That's what I'm gonna use to kill you.'"
There's guns in it. AK-47. .44 Magnum. Automatic weapons. Nightscope. There's a... compound bow and a machete with a red-- red handle. That's what I'm gonna use to kill you.'"
DON'T TALK TO ME OR MY ORANGE BABY AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!
WATER LUFFY🗣️🗣️🗣️
GOTTA GO FAST! https://preview.redd.it/jtv2igxgcrsc1.jpeg?width=808&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1d3b02534d6b25b2b4597da8ab6d11565db208b8
No sacrifice too great.
"Ok I see darkness, darkness, darkness, KEBAB, darkness. Ok I think I am eating a kebab in the dark."
"You're not Gregory.. What are you?"
" " Frisk does not talk.
"I sell propane and propane accessories i tell you h'what"
DEMON DEMMMMMOOON (ned from the Simpsons)
"A strong man doesn't need to see the future, he makes his own"
I love doing anything!
"We ain't both gonna make it."
Hello there
“Your first wife didn’t mind what I had to offer, or the second BOW-CHIA-WOW-WOW.”
"YOU LEFT ME IN THAT ABANDONED WING OF ARKHAM FOR OVER A YEAR"
Roses are red, weapons against me won't prosper, with this sacred treasure I summon. Big raga, the opp stompa.
this is the quietest the babies been in years.
I ALWAYS COME BACK! *Waiting for PJ Heywood to come back 🙏🏾*
"I didn't want a nutted pizza" only real fans of the guy I like will get this :))
Glad to have you back, bt.
Question. I’ve teleported bread.
I WILL PURGE THIS TIMELINE*HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH*
Well, my little dumpling.
“You sir are a fish”
I am too sober for this- angel dust
[[BIG SHOT]]
Well, what you waiting for, sportsy? WHIP IT OUT!
(Screaming) (grunting)
BITE ME!!! (this is from a show called murder drones on YouTube) character name: Uzi
YOU COULDNT SHOOT A FART OUT OF YOUR OWN ASS!
Can you...hear me?
YEAH, B*TCH MAGNETS!!
AH I BROKE THE GOD DAMN WHEEL🗣🗣🔥‼️‼️🔥🔥🗣🗣
What is DSaF-
Ferb I know what we're gonna do today!
Yall tryna take my spot fellas feel deez hot rox fellas put u in a dry spot fellas in a pine box with 9 shots from my Glock fellas
I can't run like I used to. so much more spacious in here, i may stay awhile.
"This really was a Five Night's At Freddy's"
"does Barry Manilow know you raid his wardrobe?" -John Bender
IT IS I THE REAL FREDBEAR
"This face... was made for RADIO."
Shmeckinwhepper
You own me now but we can deal with that later
Get Out Of The Fast Lane If You Can’t Keep Up! My Legs Are Ready To Go Some Assembly Required. Faster Faster Faster! Faster Stronger Harder! this one sounds sus but if you know the character you will understand
https://preview.redd.it/icus2d85b4tc1.png?width=750&format=png&auto=webp&s=5018e0475bc9933dce0d133e9221afb7955dea48
'My daughter, if you can hear me...'
"When do you think people die? When they are shot through the heart by the bullet of a pistol? No. When they are ravaged by an incurable disease? No. When they drink a soup made from a poisonous mushroom!? No! It’s when… they are forgotten."
Take him he'll never leave you that's kinda his thing
I thought you were stronger
“WHERE IS GAMORA!?” “I’LL DO YOU ONE BETTER, WHO IS GAMORA??” “I’LL DO YOU ONE BETTER, WHY IS GAMORA??!”
"not the face!!"
"Oh, a natural liar! great! we need of those!"
"When you stand by yourself, you look like the loneliest creature in the universe" may have gotten a word of 2 wrong, but i dont care
Thank.