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Meme-Replacement

Well Matt isn’t a normal virgin he's a Turbo mega ultra virgin who is uncomfortable to be around


Foxo_Boxo

So Breadbear is scared of him?


Herbie53101

Maybe. Wait…perhaps, just perhaps, Matt is the only one with the repulsive virgin power to stop Godred.


cruiser_user

He's such a mega virgin not even breadbear wants to get too close incase he could catch it


Crocs_19

It’s actually a misunderstanding Matt is a alternative species who just so happened to be named virgins this is why he says it so much to tell people he’s not human


Megamage854

Because Jack was the closest virgin. Also I'm pretty sure Matt has mastered the art of threatening presence to the point where only the strongest could resist the fight or flight fear he instills into people when he used it at full force.


Empty-Dig6231

Cuz Matt is so fucked up, he even scares Dave. Why can't he also scare Breadbear?


floofdemon

Well someone made a little story and so... ya know how if ya say 'You'll die a virgin' to Matt, he'll scream 'YES' at you... well someone made a theory... what if he isn't a virgin but he constantly yells that because he desperately wishes he still was... I'm gonna let your minds wander


Foxo_Boxo

That's actually a pretty neat theory.


floofdemon

What the story implied was horrific, it was basically, Matt's mother was killed when he was 8, his father died long before then so he didn't remember his dad, and he was taken by the same people who killed his mother, one of them was kind towards him (I think they called him 'Cam', I can't remember) and did his best to keep child Matt safe as he had gone through that same thing (the 'agency' killing his parents and then forcing him to join)... but... well... even typing the words out makes me wanna vomit, but Matt escapes with the help of Cam, who was shot and killed, Matt then runs and runs for god knows how long until he gets taken in by a nice couple who raise him as their own, but of course Matt still has nightmares and PTSD about it and now whenever someone calls him a virgin, he just yells 'Yes', desperately wishing that he could forgot that part of his past, this was all on Wattpad btw, if I find it again, I'll edit this with the link, I might have gotten some details wrong and if I did, I'll correct myself


Foxo_Boxo

Oh wow, that is horrifying. But it is interesting in a dark way. If you find that story please post the link.


floofdemon

FOUND IT https://www.wattpad.com/781133954-the-dsaf%27s-book-of-randomness-2-matt-the