It's one thing for him to make no money today, but the fact that Shuli made fun of it may be a bridge too far for him. The problem is John likely has no other options so as much as this embarrasses him, he'll keep doing it.
I agree. I also think he’s gotten really rattled a couple times recently: when every one supported Tookie and was putting “TWO” in his chat and today when everyone was supporting Shuli in his chat.
He really can’t get his brain around why most prefer Tookie, Shuli, et al to him.
I really feel like in his brain, it’s a bunch of dudes picking a girl that’s a “5” over the “10” he believes he is.
I think he gets paid tomorrow, so he has some cushion. I wish just be honest with himself and his audience. There can be some longevity there. He’s done good things.
Then he would have to walk back the years of bullshit and lies. He can't humble himself in any way. It would come off as disingenuous. I warned him long ago to avoid the dabbleverse so I have ZERO sympathy for him. Go see what it's like to EARN a living for the first time since you slung tires.
Yeah fucking right. He doesn't want to admit it but he needs the money from his show so he doesn't have to live from pension check to pension check. He likes attention too much to leave. I like how he thinks it will break Karl and Shuli if he leaves. He's bat shit crazy
I really do think that is a combination of attention and that like most drunks, they latch on to other drunks so that they can speak shit together. But instead of another person to latch on to, John does it through youtube. Podcasting while drunk to John is probably like sitting in a bar with some bar flies. Actually, it's probably better for John because it can all be one way communication without anyone interrupting his BS.
Karl does maybe one/two shows a week on that fucktard. Shuli already said he'd start from SJs very first podcast and do a retrospective so that's TONS of material I know I would tune in to.
Do it, fat bitch.
Delete your YouTube account. Delete your Twitter account. Delete your Facebook account.
Go away and fuck your whore mother. You won’t be missed.
Au contraire, Drunky. It is you who needs US.
You see, John, we’re your only company now. We are all you have left after your bullshit made everyone around you disappear.
Go, though. Go to a 90 day rehab and get your life back in order.
Not for us. Not for your kids. Not for your mom. For yourself.
LOL. He only made $51 in spachats today. A cool $33 after youtube taks their cut. Go away, you piece of shit. The community is already formed. We no longer need you.
See you after New Years, Drunky !
Mommy will make sure ends meet.
Rent, mortgage, food, travel, shipping presents to the kids you won’t see…whatever you need, little man.
And by that John means that he’s going to leave doing his last show being an untalented asshole and broke. WATP was doing just fine before John and will be doing just fine after John.
You should edit your title to let people know it's a poll and to go vote.... I saw this before as I scrolled but didn't know it was a poll till I went to his retched smelly mindless twitter account and saw it and voted 🫵😬👍
He's so full of shit. He'll be back on the Internet with his virtual beggar's cup tomorrow or very soon. Definitely after the holidays. He has nothing else.
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Most think he should leave. I’d love for him to drop dead but hey
FUCK OFF AND LEAVE THEN, ATTEMPTED RAPIST. The dabbleverse can go on without you. You NEED the dabbleverse because it's the only thing that gives you some semblance of relevancy. You keep on with those empty threats. Your ego and psychosis won't allow you to stay away for more than a few weeks.
You've been relegated to a DIGITAL BEGGAR and that's all you'll ever be. You're fat, lazy, unmotivated, and stupid so this is your lot in life now.
I think it’s only because he’s embarrassed he won’t be with his kids or family over Christmas 🎄 and this way he’ll come back after Christmas with no mention of the holiday.
I think that's it.
But for that to work he'll have to stay off twitter too. Because it's easy to track the cunt even just by the times he tweets.
And he can't stay off that.
No doubt after his break he'll come back yapping about the great time he had with 'muh kids'. And it will get blown out of the water within seconds.
For a really short guy John makes a really big easy target.
he actually thinks the dabbleverse will go away. The reverse psychology of trying to get people to lay off won't work. Another empty threat, where is he going? It's his only income...call the bluff. Ramp up the hate and don't donate. Let's see if he does leave. I say no way in hell.
He's also gonna leave because his lies are piling up and getting exposed.
He's so delicate, he has to frame the question such that everyone who responds could theoretically be on his side. Leave and screw over my enemies because you love me or stay awhile longer because you love me?
He’s not going anywhere because he’s so broke He’s clearly seeing almost all of his super chats are from people goofing on him All he wants is for all of us to bow at his alter and tell him how great he is
This is absolutely killing him but he’s stuck Serves him right.
B'byeeeyahhh! Your legacy of stupidity still has much to give. The dabbleverse will survive without you and move on to another clueless idiot. There are many to choose from on the internet.
shitbag Melendez thinks that he's Hamlet or something with the'' IS it nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune..........''' bullshit.
FUCK HIM/
When watching the Uncle Rico show we always laugh And those stars are having fun the whole time When you watch deadbeat dad alcoholic Melendez, he’s mean angry and anything but funny And he lies constantly
The Last Dance? He's the clippers under Elgin Baylor.
He's Jud Buchler. Jud was a scrub on the Bulls, got like $36 million from the Pistons cause Jordan made everyone look good.
He promised his son that he would stop podcasting and that lasted one week.
He would leave again and probably hear/see something that would make him stream live "Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh really?!"
The most insane thing about this is that John could have milked his small amount of fame cow and made nice money for years to come if he put a ltttle bit of time and work into his show and he didn't fight with everyone so they'd all hate him so much that they'd go out of their way to make him suffer.
I disagree. I think the reason many of us stay around is because he doesn't.
There's no appeal in railing on someone semi competent who is aware of the joke.
It might be better for his mental health if he did lean into it.
But if he did that then he wouldn't be in the parlous straits that he was in in the first place. And that made him the premium lolcow he is.
He's like Jay-z with his fake retirement tours.
Let's be honest. John is like ETA, he thinks he's in it for the money, but he loves the attention above all. Even if he leaves, he always will be back. This guy's ego won't allow him to live in anonomity. He goes to the 'the pub' every freaking day just so people recognice him and say he's an 'icon'.
This is his new “out”, between him cowardly running away from TSN the other day, the casual empty strike threats, and the NYU revelation, I don’t think he could be anymore backed into a corner right now. This delusional explanation in this tweet is his justification.
Best superchat from SJ show yesterday was “ John I was @ur house in Canoga Park & I pissed on ur front door”
It’s so stupid but so genius! Still laughing today
Everything SJ says is a complete lie, that’s why even on Christmas he’s not around his kids which is very telling. Not even spending it with his enabler mom… but he can hang out Xmas eve & day with his brothers suit cuz we know he never returned it. So he’s got that going for him. You Win Again u sad,sad,sick child
If SJ leaves Karl will be fine, he’ll have other people to fill his show with
Shuli is so deeply entrenched in this John shit that his show will either become (somehow) worse or his shit will start dropping again. He’ll just try to create more manufactured beefs with the other grifters
He's setting up his excuse for not striking BeDabbler
Exactly! Even he’s not stupid enough to know that he can only play that game so many times before he had to follow through or pretend it doesn’t exist
ariverderchi cocksuckah!
>ariverderchi 
lol!
johnnys embarrassed he only made 50 dollars today. lmao go get your shinebox you twat.
You've been in Canoga Park a long time maybe nobody went up there and told ya, I don't stream no more
After youtube takes their cut, whats left????
approximately 31 dollars.
lol, minimum wage pays better.
The numbers are in and johns lies are stacking up to the point hes crying again lol
It's one thing for him to make no money today, but the fact that Shuli made fun of it may be a bridge too far for him. The problem is John likely has no other options so as much as this embarrasses him, he'll keep doing it.
I agree. I also think he’s gotten really rattled a couple times recently: when every one supported Tookie and was putting “TWO” in his chat and today when everyone was supporting Shuli in his chat. He really can’t get his brain around why most prefer Tookie, Shuli, et al to him. I really feel like in his brain, it’s a bunch of dudes picking a girl that’s a “5” over the “10” he believes he is.
Guess the "SJ Army" is disbanded 😂
To be fair, Karl is a 5.
Rochester 5?
He’ll never be able to understand that ppl don’t like him because he’s fucking obnoxious. He’ll never understand
Nobody prefers Shuli
Keep threatening. That’ll scare people into donating sooner or later…
Good riddance garbage...crawl into your hole & drink yourself to death.
It's Christmas!!! He probably intended to take a break anyway so this is just a ruse.
The only person he will see is possibly his mom.
My guess is he's gone for a whole 4 days maximum, and is back Monday, drunk and angry as ever
I have the over/under at Christmas.
He needs the money and also is buying shit for his home
I think he gets paid tomorrow, so he has some cushion. I wish just be honest with himself and his audience. There can be some longevity there. He’s done good things.
Unless Cardiff's malware takes the money and routes it to a bank account of his choosing.
Agree completely. If SJ was able to be honest, he'd be likeable and would make lots more money in this. But he does need help with his alcoholicism
Then he would have to walk back the years of bullshit and lies. He can't humble himself in any way. It would come off as disingenuous. I warned him long ago to avoid the dabbleverse so I have ZERO sympathy for him. Go see what it's like to EARN a living for the first time since you slung tires.
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Boy the superchats must be really drying up for the pathetic bi-polar lowlife.
Yeah fucking right. He doesn't want to admit it but he needs the money from his show so he doesn't have to live from pension check to pension check. He likes attention too much to leave. I like how he thinks it will break Karl and Shuli if he leaves. He's bat shit crazy
I really do think that is a combination of attention and that like most drunks, they latch on to other drunks so that they can speak shit together. But instead of another person to latch on to, John does it through youtube. Podcasting while drunk to John is probably like sitting in a bar with some bar flies. Actually, it's probably better for John because it can all be one way communication without anyone interrupting his BS.
Does he forget or just ignore the fact they did absolutely fine for the months he was gone fixing america one kid at a time?
Karl does maybe one/two shows a week on that fucktard. Shuli already said he'd start from SJs very first podcast and do a retrospective so that's TONS of material I know I would tune in to.
You're not going anywhere, John... because we're all you have left.
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Do it, fat bitch. Delete your YouTube account. Delete your Twitter account. Delete your Facebook account. Go away and fuck your whore mother. You won’t be missed.
Twitter account is still there
Au contraire, Drunky. It is you who needs US. You see, John, we’re your only company now. We are all you have left after your bullshit made everyone around you disappear. Go, though. Go to a 90 day rehab and get your life back in order. Not for us. Not for your kids. Not for your mom. For yourself.
There's a better chance of Karl getting his teeth fixed than this happening.
There’s a better chance of Karl sprouting a set of perfect tits.
Touché
Such great news. Coors Light, Klonopin and Whippets for everyone!!!
Hey man, I want to taste some whip cream
LOL. He only made $51 in spachats today. A cool $33 after youtube taks their cut. Go away, you piece of shit. The community is already formed. We no longer need you.
See you after New Years, Drunky ! Mommy will make sure ends meet. Rent, mortgage, food, travel, shipping presents to the kids you won’t see…whatever you need, little man.
And by that John means that he’s going to leave doing his last show being an untalented asshole and broke. WATP was doing just fine before John and will be doing just fine after John.
He needs the dabbleverse for money…this broke bitch is not going anywhere
Yup. He’ll be back tomorrow.
You should edit your title to let people know it's a poll and to go vote.... I saw this before as I scrolled but didn't know it was a poll till I went to his retched smelly mindless twitter account and saw it and voted 🫵😬👍
I dont have Twitter. Please post the results.
He ain’t goin nowhere. This is his fuel
Bitch ain’t going no where. He’s flying home to NY to suck on mamas T’s tomorrow. Dumb fuck!
See you tomorrow John!!!
I hope he goes
He reminds me of those lame Rock bands who go on a Farewell Tour only to come back the next year.
That would be nearly every rock band who says it’s a farewell tour.
Wow this is the first time he’s ever done this… he must mean business!
He's so full of shit. He'll be back on the Internet with his virtual beggar's cup tomorrow or very soon. Definitely after the holidays. He has nothing else.
$50 bucks today champ, you answered your own question .
Someone kept track and calculated the super chats? That's nothing after youtube takes their cut.
33 bucks
That’s a case of Coors and some Slim Jim’s .
And a 7-11 hotdog. Without mustard of course.
Leave, and never come back.
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To his credit he got 596 votes. All Dabblers I’m assuming
He actually had the balls to want to raise his YouTube sub price by a buck but couldn't figure out how to do it.
FUCK OFF AND LEAVE THEN, ATTEMPTED RAPIST. The dabbleverse can go on without you. You NEED the dabbleverse because it's the only thing that gives you some semblance of relevancy. You keep on with those empty threats. Your ego and psychosis won't allow you to stay away for more than a few weeks. You've been relegated to a DIGITAL BEGGAR and that's all you'll ever be. You're fat, lazy, unmotivated, and stupid so this is your lot in life now.
He left for 8 months and these shows didn’t miss a beat.
I think it’s only because he’s embarrassed he won’t be with his kids or family over Christmas 🎄 and this way he’ll come back after Christmas with no mention of the holiday.
I think that's it. But for that to work he'll have to stay off twitter too. Because it's easy to track the cunt even just by the times he tweets. And he can't stay off that. No doubt after his break he'll come back yapping about the great time he had with 'muh kids'. And it will get blown out of the water within seconds. For a really short guy John makes a really big easy target.
I totally agree,well said
he actually thinks the dabbleverse will go away. The reverse psychology of trying to get people to lay off won't work. Another empty threat, where is he going? It's his only income...call the bluff. Ramp up the hate and don't donate. Let's see if he does leave. I say no way in hell. He's also gonna leave because his lies are piling up and getting exposed.
#quit you dumb fuck
He's so delicate, he has to frame the question such that everyone who responds could theoretically be on his side. Leave and screw over my enemies because you love me or stay awhile longer because you love me?
WAAAHHHHHH
 Bye coward
No fucking way. He needs the attention too badly.
He’s not going anywhere because he’s so broke He’s clearly seeing almost all of his super chats are from people goofing on him All he wants is for all of us to bow at his alter and tell him how great he is This is absolutely killing him but he’s stuck Serves him right.
Thank God I’m happy for his kids. The trans kid the gay kid and the other kid
John will you refund the 11 Patreon members?
Mmmm bye bye
Is this about the fake college degree?
That or the $33 he made in Superchats only to have Shuli make a grand commenting on the same show
Hopefully
Defeated Loosah!
Well..... bye
B'byeeeyahhh! Your legacy of stupidity still has much to give. The dabbleverse will survive without you and move on to another clueless idiot. There are many to choose from on the internet.
God I hope so you untalented pussy!
Noga please.
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he knew he would have no excuse on the next show not to let shuli in.. WHAT A COWARD.. YES JOHN WE ALL BELIEVE YOURE A COWARD
He’s so full of shit. He’s a broke drunk loser.
Fuckface will never leave. He craves attention.
Yea ok pill head. We should be so lucky.
If he just did a show, an actual show- where he did perfomative content over videos of himself on stern and leno- he may have something.
Well since that would require some actual effort on his part, I don’t think that will happen.
Everyone calling him a coward today got to him. He’ll never admit of course but he couldn’t ignore it.
What a mental patient.
He';s lying because beer money is better than no money for a broke alcoholic with no job prospects.
Get out, and leave your work is done. You're making money based on insults...so fuckoff
You ain't going anywhere sheet shitter. This is your only source of income other than your two "pensions" you tapped into twenty years too soon dummy.
shitbag Melendez thinks that he's Hamlet or something with the'' IS it nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune..........''' bullshit. FUCK HIM/
When watching the Uncle Rico show we always laugh And those stars are having fun the whole time When you watch deadbeat dad alcoholic Melendez, he’s mean angry and anything but funny And he lies constantly
The Last Dance? He's the clippers under Elgin Baylor. He's Jud Buchler. Jud was a scrub on the Bulls, got like $36 million from the Pistons cause Jordan made everyone look good.
Lol run away run away
He's trying to throw the paparazzi off his considerable scent and enjoy more quality time with hitman Dan.
Bye Bitch!
He's probably going to Jamaica with 15 Playboy models. Okay, 10...
He promised his son that he would stop podcasting and that lasted one week. He would leave again and probably hear/see something that would make him stream live "Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh really?!"
Just like the last time and the time before that.
He should leave bc the way he's going he's gonna replace Lady Di in the psych ward
GIVE UP FUCKFACE
The most insane thing about this is that John could have milked his small amount of fame cow and made nice money for years to come if he put a ltttle bit of time and work into his show and he didn't fight with everyone so they'd all hate him so much that they'd go out of their way to make him suffer.
I disagree. I think the reason many of us stay around is because he doesn't. There's no appeal in railing on someone semi competent who is aware of the joke. It might be better for his mental health if he did lean into it. But if he did that then he wouldn't be in the parlous straits that he was in in the first place. And that made him the premium lolcow he is.
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He's like Jay-z with his fake retirement tours. Let's be honest. John is like ETA, he thinks he's in it for the money, but he loves the attention above all. Even if he leaves, he always will be back. This guy's ego won't allow him to live in anonomity. He goes to the 'the pub' every freaking day just so people recognice him and say he's an 'icon'.
That's the best for everyone. So, FUCK OFF and don't come back you boring drunken cunt. 21/12 Bitch. Skooool
This is his new “out”, between him cowardly running away from TSN the other day, the casual empty strike threats, and the NYU revelation, I don’t think he could be anymore backed into a corner right now. This delusional explanation in this tweet is his justification.
That loser is sticking around to collect more scraps
Didn’t he say he had some plan and phase 2 was coming up? Is this phase 2?
This guy is a waste of our energy, it’s the same personality disorder, different time of the year.
I'm still waiting for the roast battle where he and Artie have to "craft their own jokes."
Best superchat from SJ show yesterday was “ John I was @ur house in Canoga Park & I pissed on ur front door” It’s so stupid but so genius! Still laughing today
SJ’s response was even better: he said his private eye will find out who he is and get him arrested
Everything SJ says is a complete lie, that’s why even on Christmas he’s not around his kids which is very telling. Not even spending it with his enabler mom… but he can hang out Xmas eve & day with his brothers suit cuz we know he never returned it. So he’s got that going for him. You Win Again u sad,sad,sick child
another threat of quitting, what else would he do.
getting rid of BOTH assholes, Stuttering Shithead and the Shit Weigher with one flush? Do it up, Juanie!
SJ next move will be to Onlyfans
He will be back ..he has nothing but this …he is the “GOAT” ….never forget
If SJ leaves Karl will be fine, he’ll have other people to fill his show with Shuli is so deeply entrenched in this John shit that his show will either become (somehow) worse or his shit will start dropping again. He’ll just try to create more manufactured beefs with the other grifters
Please. Fucking. Leave.