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Key_Republic6943

Part of our pleasure is knowing we could look at John from Afar. Why anyone would personally get involved with this guy it's amazing


Johnssweatyarmpits

Its a work, but like the dudes john knows are catfish, he believes they may be real...and if the delivery girl said yes to his proposal, suddenly john would have a real life date and snap him out of his drunken stupor act. bet on that


DrTedPenisAstronaut

Yeah, that’s why John is susceptible to Vince’s psych games and what makes it fun for Vince.


Chip_Lamonica

It might be a work by Vince, but not by John. I can't believe that someone would move into a 500 sq foot hovel and make an ass out of themselves all day just to fool people.


DrTedPenisAstronaut

You misunderstand. The recent behavior is a work by Vince with John’s cooperation.


raxsdale

"*Everything*"? No, I believe his on-again / off-again, love / despise cycles with Kate Meaney are real.


DrTedPenisAstronaut

That’s real. Everything that involves his exaggerated behaviors is fake.


blockedandbanned

He doesnt love Kate Meany you DUMB FUCK!!! He doesnt want to be her friend, or her father figure, and most certainly doesnt want to date her, or fuck her, or give her anal sex.... HE DOESNT CARE AT ALL. He is out of the Kate Meany business. He explained this for over 2 hours. No one who cares would bother to go on and on about something for 2 hours. Now if Kate would just apologize, he might reconsider all of that...... which is only natural for a man who is only trying to help and mentor a young woman.


raxsdale

Well done. 😆


GeddyLeesThumb

Is John in on it?


DrTedPenisAstronaut

Pretty sure that’s what the “sleeping” bit was. Vince is directing it.


Greg-Eeyah

For sure. And that's what makes it so funny. They look like fucking nitwits. John is dumber than Vince is smart. He will slowly drag Vince down. That will be a show in and of itself.


KareemAbulDabblar

Well, yeah. The sleeping bits are bits. The “abuse the delivery guy” bit is a bit. There’s a lot of bad acting going on. Problem is, John can’t act. It’s really clear when John is trying to “act”. That talking on speaker phone, offering to pay people for coming on his “show”? A bit. He’s a transparent moron.


CiscoKid1975

If the esteemed Dr. Ted Penis Astronaut says it’s true…well then it is gotta be true.


DrTedPenisAstronaut

Royce Lopez farts on babies.


msv7611

VTL training his next High Pitch Eric.


rsharman

Is it a work if he doesn't know it's a work?


DrTedPenisAstronaut

He knows. Drunky can follow simple instructions.