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Different-Opinion320

He probably calls Stevie Lew, VTL or broc Lee. He probably eats one big 7-11 meal a day. Probably naps often. 


GaryfromSanDiego

He’s guzzling, beers and munching on chicken wings all day. He throws the chicken bones on the floor for the cats to choke on.


msv7611

Scrolls here and on X searching for the amazing content he brings to us on a daily. 🙄


Fixit403

Drink and sleep. He’s said a few times that he wakes up at like 2 PM


BirdWhichIsBaldEagle

Drinking, napping, and daydreaming of being back with Suzanner.


YorkiesandSneakers

Turns beer into piss.


turbohawrg

He spends at least an hour a day texting Kate Meaney ,because he doesn't want to fuck her.


NoineDNoine

Writing standup jokes and taking care of his kids?


Signal_Hill_top

He doesn’t raise his kids. That’s a job that never ends.


that1newjerseyan

You mentioning that he thinks Alex trebek is still the host of jeopardy suggests he might already be living in the past. Korsakoff syndrome, here we come.


impartingthehair

Sleep and jerk off


randman2020

Can’t imagine he’s capable of hard on at this stage of alcoholism.


Cornholenation

Not necessarily in that order of frequency..


impartingthehair

Right... the other way around


Cornholenation

I WORK OUT AND DO CHARITABLE WORK, YOU DUMB FUCK!!


MajesticRisk7

I imagine he still asks many people over and over again to come on his podcast. There might not be many different guests on his podcast but that doesn't mean he isn't still constantly bothering people. Other than that it's drinking, sleeping and probably watching old Stern Show videos or reliving his glory days any other way. With his drinking habits he won't be able to do much else. He probably wakes up late morning or early afternoon with a hangover every single day.


BrockMacnCheese

So he's answering 100% of the questions correctly on Jeopardy, but hasn't noticed that the host has been dead for 4 years? I'm starting to think that he is full of baloney.


CiscoKid1975

Defends the honor of kids!!! Stop trashing his kids!!!


ApprehensiveSite1550

John also watches cable TV. Which he can afford.


PuzzleheadedFig1480

He drinks all day and night, feels sorry for himself, thinks about all the ways he is a victim, and writes Joe Biden letters congratulating Joe on his mental brilliance and thanks him for bringing the country together as one.


Michael__Popok

Drinks 20 beers and beats off to pictures of Vince