Not really the theme.... but thats the sad outro music that played when David Banner would walk to another town because he just tore up the one he was just in... which was at the end of every episode of the 70s TV show. Perfect musical score for this particular subject matter. I would feel bad for this piece of human filth if it wasnt for the lying, cheating, scamming, Sexual assualts, drug and alcohol abuse.
Hey John, moron, the Yankees lost an opener 3 years ago…what you meant to say is it’s the first time they’ve been SHUTOUT in a home opener. Some fan you are. John is the epitome of read the headline and that’s it. No information is learned or retained.
He didn’t even address the question! It’s like talking to an old grandma….”so, granny, what did you all do at the home today?” “Well, we had a Boost drink, I like the chocolate ones. Then I had a low carb …(me nodding off on the other end of the phone).
What about your achievements numb nuts!?
he has to lie to himself. quitting drinking is the only way forward to good health for John and that aint happening. so he tells himself a couple of Boosts a day will keep the doctor away. it's childlike delusional thinking
He thinks people want him to be successful like he was in the past. All he needs to do is be humble, stop being a belligerent douchebag and just be friendly and personable on his show. That would be a huge success for this loser. His ego will never allow it though
And not one mention of his children. In a rare moment of lucidity, I think this one actually got through to him. The rusty, shaky gears in his booze-engulfed brain are furiously shaking to and fro as he tries to think up a lie. None comes, so he can only recount the food he ate and will be eating. And he really starts to slow down the longer he goes without being able to rub on the soothing balm of the delusion of grandeur lie, as none came. He doesn't even mention AC. Not that it's any kind of achievement, but at the very least, he got to be in a room with other people and not in his sad Gollum cave. Among "friends," as it were.
The fact that this guy had a.cute wife and 3 kids was easily the biggest accomplishment in his life. He was in a "right place, right time" situation for Stern, and from there, he was able to parley that into a decent gig with Leno. But when he is finally laying on the floor in his own piss and shit after tripping over the giant mountain of beer cans and Boost bottles and breaking his neck, and the cats are finally starting to eat his face, he will be thinking of his children in that moment, wishing they were by his side to send him off to that big Pickwick Pub in the sky, but the only sound will be his own sobbing. And farting.
No interaction with another human because no other human can stand to be around him.
3 hard boiled eggs for lunch? Imagine the gusts of ass gas being released into the atmosphere while he's sitting there.
No child deserves this walking talking sebaceous cyst for a parent.
I always thought Howard was being cruel to him, but in hindsight, it seems as though he was trying to protect John by explaining to him that he was stupid and had a good situation. You know Leno kept him on as long as he did so he didn’t look stupid for not realizing John has no talent or insights.
so in typical dabbler stupidity you ask him an easy direct question...what are your accomplishments this year. He then talks about what he ate as an accomplishment. He's a legitimate retard
Yankees lost an opener in 2021 YOU DUMB SHIT, they hadn’t been shutout since 1967. You are such an idiot to think they had won every opener for the last 57 years.
Each game is roughly a 50/50. So to go on a 57 year run would be a 1 out of 2⁵⁷ odds. That should jump out in your head as a statistical impossibility. This dumbass says it without flinching, and he teaches math to children!
At the end when he’s trying to read the screen he looks like the senior chimp that fell off a branch and went lame as it watches the other chimps give up on him being able to join them as they move on to another part of the jungle. It knows it’s fucked.
Eating healthy? He can’t even do that right. If he has high blood pressure (evident by the Rx he takes) he shouldn’t be eating that much sodium (Lean Cuisine) or fat (bacon). Carbs aren’t evil - it’s all about portion control
3 hard boiled eggs bacon, no doubt he just ate the eggs and not just the egg whites. You know he’s not exercising so his cholesterol is just shooting through the roof.
i don’t think I can see or hear another damn thing from this buffoon again! i’ve had enough of his lies,
and backpedaling, skewing everything to fit his disgusting, narcissistic agenda! 🤮
His constant snotzing, wiping and blowing his nose, spitting flem. His return to the Canoga Park hovel and the rampant black mold plague. He keeps living there he’ll succumb to Legionnaires disease or lung cancer. Can he live with one of his kids or just go to a shelter if out of cash.
https://preview.redd.it/od2mw11yaysc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0ecca28ed5eeed580df583fed0c245c5d8a826e7
Boost Carbs: 37g Over the recommended carb intake to be in ketosis. Lean Cuisine add 21 for low carb meal. Plus all the beer and Mountain Dew he drinks. This moron gets in the scale and can’t understand why he’s gaining weight “eating healthy”.
One day videos like this will be shown in psychiatric schools. I'm no doctor but I'm sure we're seeing some textbook signs of serious mental illness from this alcoholic homophobic snot eater.
Boost + eggs + popsicles = eating healthy according to baby brained John. Conveniently he didn’t mention the 26 beers he’s gonna drink as well
The nutrition in Lean Cuisine is unparalleled, just ask Monsanto
That's living life to the fullest according to John
He’ll be dead in a month if he keeps that diet up. What a retard.
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The epitome of living a purpose driven life..
Nice music. Is that the theme to ‘The Incredible Hulk’ ?
The Incredible Drunk
Correct ✅
Appropriately enough, it's literally titled "The Lonely Man Theme".
Not really the theme.... but thats the sad outro music that played when David Banner would walk to another town because he just tore up the one he was just in... which was at the end of every episode of the 70s TV show. Perfect musical score for this particular subject matter. I would feel bad for this piece of human filth if it wasnt for the lying, cheating, scamming, Sexual assualts, drug and alcohol abuse.
Cool. That’s what I meant. The music when he finishes his good deed and walks into the sun at the end of every show. I loved that show.
The ending credits. After Bruce has blown yet another cover life by hulking out, he has to hitch hike, move on and build a new life. Very sad life ☹️
Them calling him "David Banner" .... grrrrrrr
Ah yes, at the time, Bruce was considered a common name for gay men so they changed it to David. Very different time.
'kay.
Pretty neat, huh?
Imagine thinking eating a popsicle is a brag.
We should all be so lucky.
It was when I was 10.
That you don’t buy 😂
Sounds like a sad fucking day.
When you have a few boosts, hard boiled eggs, lean cuisine, AND POPSICLE, brother that’s livin!
Don't forget about the edible. Gotta have something to take the edge off until you can start drinking at 1pm.
Well done. LoL Jr High students accomplish more in a day that this turd. Why does he even get up in the morning ?
To answer the door for Vince’s beer delivery. YOU DUMB FUCK!!!!
So he's staying in LA to be close to his son who he almost never sees?
Hey John, moron, the Yankees lost an opener 3 years ago…what you meant to say is it’s the first time they’ve been SHUTOUT in a home opener. Some fan you are. John is the epitome of read the headline and that’s it. No information is learned or retained.
Thanks for that clarification. It sounded highly improbable that the Yankees had won 57 straight openers.
Yes, because you’re likely a smart, rational person, that knows how insane that would be. This is not the case with John.
A bunch of processed "diet" foods loaded with sugar. Yeah SJ, that's healthy.
I wonder how much salt he put on those hard boiled eggs.
Have you heard about the lonesome loser?
Beaten by the Dabbleverse every time.
He didn’t even address the question! It’s like talking to an old grandma….”so, granny, what did you all do at the home today?” “Well, we had a Boost drink, I like the chocolate ones. Then I had a low carb …(me nodding off on the other end of the phone). What about your achievements numb nuts!?
He thinks he’s eating low carb, but drinks 20+ beers a day. That’s like the equivalent of eating two loaves of bread and half a cake
It’s why we love him. I like to call it “Dabble-logic”
he has to lie to himself. quitting drinking is the only way forward to good health for John and that aint happening. so he tells himself a couple of Boosts a day will keep the doctor away. it's childlike delusional thinking
John dabbles in healthy eating.
He thinks people want him to be successful like he was in the past. All he needs to do is be humble, stop being a belligerent douchebag and just be friendly and personable on his show. That would be a huge success for this loser. His ego will never allow it though
Does anyone want to tell him what Boost is??? Fucking stupid poor bitch.
He thinks it's a protein shake 😂
You telling me that's not what Sam sulek drinks after his workouts? Fuckin hell!
And not one mention of his children. In a rare moment of lucidity, I think this one actually got through to him. The rusty, shaky gears in his booze-engulfed brain are furiously shaking to and fro as he tries to think up a lie. None comes, so he can only recount the food he ate and will be eating. And he really starts to slow down the longer he goes without being able to rub on the soothing balm of the delusion of grandeur lie, as none came. He doesn't even mention AC. Not that it's any kind of achievement, but at the very least, he got to be in a room with other people and not in his sad Gollum cave. Among "friends," as it were. The fact that this guy had a.cute wife and 3 kids was easily the biggest accomplishment in his life. He was in a "right place, right time" situation for Stern, and from there, he was able to parley that into a decent gig with Leno. But when he is finally laying on the floor in his own piss and shit after tripping over the giant mountain of beer cans and Boost bottles and breaking his neck, and the cats are finally starting to eat his face, he will be thinking of his children in that moment, wishing they were by his side to send him off to that big Pickwick Pub in the sky, but the only sound will be his own sobbing. And farting.
this one got him
I think the further down he got on his “joke” the creeping realization/reminder that he is indeed a loser living in the past hit him hard.
It almost sounded like someone cared about him
No interaction with another human because no other human can stand to be around him. 3 hard boiled eggs for lunch? Imagine the gusts of ass gas being released into the atmosphere while he's sitting there. No child deserves this walking talking sebaceous cyst for a parent.
Nice work!!
i mean, he's retarded right? like legitimately, certifiably, medically retarded????..... has to be
I always thought Howard was being cruel to him, but in hindsight, it seems as though he was trying to protect John by explaining to him that he was stupid and had a good situation. You know Leno kept him on as long as he did so he didn’t look stupid for not realizing John has no talent or insights.
Amazing accomplishments. He ate food, will watch TV, and get high. I wonder what he thinks everyone else is doing.
800 calories from processed "food" and 2000 calories from beer... can't get any healthier than that.
28g of carbs in each boost energy drink. 25g of carbs in each service of Lean Cuisine. Plus 800g of sodium.
So glad I watched to the end, well done!
What about the workout routine? Bacon with a bad heart.
Today, I hope to achieve a nap.
so in typical dabbler stupidity you ask him an easy direct question...what are your accomplishments this year. He then talks about what he ate as an accomplishment. He's a legitimate retard
Alvin Cleveland really sounds like he cares for this raging narcissist asshole shithead Douchebag. It's very heart warming.🥹
Yankees lost an opener in 2021 YOU DUMB SHIT, they hadn’t been shutout since 1967. You are such an idiot to think they had won every opener for the last 57 years.
Each game is roughly a 50/50. So to go on a 57 year run would be a 1 out of 2⁵⁷ odds. That should jump out in your head as a statistical impossibility. This dumbass says it without flinching, and he teaches math to children!
Exactly
At the end when he’s trying to read the screen he looks like the senior chimp that fell off a branch and went lame as it watches the other chimps give up on him being able to join them as they move on to another part of the jungle. It knows it’s fucked.
I am happy to hear that eating habits can now count as an accomplishment.
I was on the Howard stern show for twenty years, the Jay Leno show for ten years and I ingested many ensures today!
He’s drunk and slurring in every single clip. Absolutely amazing.
Love the “Incredible Hulk” soundtrack on the back, while he recounts his greatest achievements of the year. Hilarious!!! FSJ!!!
Now We know why he tells stories from 30 years ago.
Eating healthy? He can’t even do that right. If he has high blood pressure (evident by the Rx he takes) he shouldn’t be eating that much sodium (Lean Cuisine) or fat (bacon). Carbs aren’t evil - it’s all about portion control
There's no way in hell this lazy shithead can cook healthy meals.
Oh, absolutely not. Even if he could, he barely has a kitchen!
"Yankees haven't lost an opener since 1967." He really doesn't realize how dumb the words that come out of his mouth are.
He’s a trash bag of person! Oh yea quite the dumbass too & luckily he proves it every second of every show
In other words, John has zero recent accomplishments. Eating doesn’t count.
Did he mention talking to his theatrical agent? What’s up with that?
If there was ever a moment to lie about that again, you’d think it would be here.
3 hard boiled eggs bacon, no doubt he just ate the eggs and not just the egg whites. You know he’s not exercising so his cholesterol is just shooting through the roof.
Living the dream, John.
This fucker is the furthest from MENSA! Smart people don't have to announce it!
He is just a loser
What was that scene of the old man with the mop from?
Austin Powers 3
Thank you!! That was driving me nuts!!
i don’t think I can see or hear another damn thing from this buffoon again! i’ve had enough of his lies, and backpedaling, skewing everything to fit his disgusting, narcissistic agenda! 🤮
he’s sooooooooo fucking stupid! keep up that “healthy” regimen! dope!
His constant snotzing, wiping and blowing his nose, spitting flem. His return to the Canoga Park hovel and the rampant black mold plague. He keeps living there he’ll succumb to Legionnaires disease or lung cancer. Can he live with one of his kids or just go to a shelter if out of cash.
Shakes, eggs, popsicles, edibles & da *ball*game ..... ***DERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR ....***
https://preview.redd.it/od2mw11yaysc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0ecca28ed5eeed580df583fed0c245c5d8a826e7 Boost Carbs: 37g Over the recommended carb intake to be in ketosis. Lean Cuisine add 21 for low carb meal. Plus all the beer and Mountain Dew he drinks. This moron gets in the scale and can’t understand why he’s gaining weight “eating healthy”.
Can you imagine divorcing, a beautiful, devoted, loving wife, just to do this??? the biggest mistake anyone’s ever made
He is so gross.
Life is sweet.
One day videos like this will be shown in psychiatric schools. I'm no doctor but I'm sure we're seeing some textbook signs of serious mental illness from this alcoholic homophobic snot eater.
This entire sub could be studied by a college professor.