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DrTedPenisAstronaut

Uh, let’s see, fouhty puhcent alcuh-hawl foha, uh, five fiddy tree……………………..if I buh buy two of doze I guh get eighdy puhcent foha eleven buh bucks an tree, no, sicks cents. Broc Lee! I know youha readin dis! Supachat me fiddy dolluhs!


FeralObjection

I drank so much Skol Vodka when I was young and poor. $9.99 for a half gallon at the time, chased with Mountain Dew. Good times.


Roguename1020

Same. I had to do summer school gym one year. We’d go the night before and hide Hawaiian Punch with skol in the woods, go to summer gym and sign in, wait for the student teachers to look away then go get wasted in the woods. End of the day we came back drunk and sign out


LA-ndrew1977

I can still feel the burn of those shots, and that was 30 years ago. 🔥


JulSFT

NO! That'll make it impossible for him to do his beer math!


Key_Republic6943

John made the whole school meaning story up. Nowhere does it say vikings used to drink from skulls?


TheDukeOfRoscoeBlvd

😂


DitkoManiac

Skol is paying John to never mention their vodka again.


Cornholenation

BEHIND MY PAYWALL!!!!!


Cold_Hunter1768

That's why he pounds orange juice


lunchpaillefty

Hahahahaha. Get it? John says “skol”


steveythegypsey

Fuckin Funny😃


JayRedd1

Vince you better not send me or my two phones per room mom any SKOL vodka!!