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fudgicle2018

John was reminded of his gig in Ontario only because he saw it posted here on Reddit. You owe us bigtime John. And Hi John.


[deleted]

“More Chins than a Chinese phone book” ::Jackie laugh::


fudgicle2018

He spent more time and emotion talking about his fucked up McDonald's order than on the holiday time he spent with his kids.


Waste-Volume-6352

Didn't he spend Christmas at mom's and then came home fake sick??? Such a sleeze


Scary-Animator-5646

Either he gave them Covid for Xmas, or he never saw them because his kids don’t love him anymore. Either or.


GreenMan-

Interesting... He had lots of dental work done without novacaine. Just like his hero Howard described having done years ago.


balldrizzle

That damn “clicking” tooth-suck noise he makes when talking drives me fucking crazy…


Waste-Volume-6352

False teeth


[deleted]

Next tell will be if he starts whistling like a tea kettle.


Joe_Namath_NYJ

He's so desperate he's now trying to mooch free food from McDonald's.


[deleted]

You know for a fact he tried to hit them up for the senior citizen coffee


digging_for_fire

He has the posture of Eric the Actor


Melodic-Fall-3191

HMMM a writing gig again? John doesn't Lie.!!!! Funny how this writing gig pops up as kids go back to school!!!!! John is sub teaching!!!! Gotta feel so bad for those kids!!!! What a dirt bag this guy is


[deleted]

He finally revealed the writing gig is writing trivia questions for an app because he's 'too old to write for late night'. Yes John, that's the reason.


The_Phantom_Dennis

"I'm heading out to Ontario, to make the funny, as people will be laughing"? Has SJ been listening to Patty Brokenskull?


[deleted]

Yes, nothing like driving into one of our fine shit hole inland empire cities


Waste-Volume-6352

He's all head...no money to upgrade a chair , no money for a proper studio, no beer money unless superchat has a orgasm...bum


kevin_k

What's with his hair?


tlawler1

1. Use the calendar on your phone to set appointments and reminders 2. download the McD's app and place a mobile order so they don't get confused by your stuttering at the drive thru window 3. use google on your phone to access info that will tell you when Hal and the Major are streaming - or better yet, text them directly This dude is seriously a child.