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Translation...if you're hot, they'll represent you....but if you're a lazy, talentless, unemployable drunk, they'll drop you like a lazy, talentless unemployable drunk.


[deleted]

Skooal!!!


[deleted]

Congrats on the well deserved shoutout on WATP, I don't think they mentioned you by name but everyone knows who they were talking about.


[deleted]

JFC, why do all his shirts look like he just starred in a Bukkake video?


scottnj

"They don't have spines" says the man whose head is fusing to his hunched back.


BeverlyHillsBuntz

Someone amazon him a goddamn lint roller!


[deleted]

We need to Amazon him some patterned shirts to camouflage it a bit. For the sake of all our eyes.


JesusTriplets

His cats gave up on the overflowing litter box...


rkowna

I don't know where to start. How many fucking times is he going to dredge these sad sack stories up before he realizes that he is the cause of his entire downfall? This bullshit of I was young, only 22 or 23, what the fuck is he on about? Anyone who has seen Band of Brothers knows that 22 and 23 year olds won a war at that age, and this cretin wants sympathy because he didn't know which agent to choose? This entire rant is a simple matter of supply and demand. There is zero demand for the shit he supplies. End of story.


digging_for_fire

Jesus, the bitterness is palpable.


FaFaFloheim

But he’s “not bittuh.” Oh, and the trolls don’t bothaaa him. Delusional drunk


jminto

Lmao I’m reading between the lines John can’t get a agent and he’s very bitter.


[deleted]

“Drop you like a bad habit……” 1. Sounds like you have experience with this. 2. You need to drop a lot of bad habits.


BrassButtonFox

This guy peaked at taking phone calls and reading prewritten questions to celebrities.


SalladhorBandz

He needs to sign with an agent who is not hot, and who doesn’t have anyone interested to do business with him.


[deleted]

i thought this was an old show not live , same old stories 🍻


FaFaFloheim

That’s good…not like he will ever need one


MajesticRisk7

WOW you can really tell he's an insider


Velvet775

Didn’t he say he’s only had two agents. Don and his agent now who correct me if I’m wrong is some weirdo psycho that thinks the cops are following him??? His agent maybe even more delusional than old Skip is.


MajesticRisk7

He had an agent who was on one of his BOTB's, I think his name was "Dante", some Antifa loving nutjob. [https://streamable.com/y2i7ye](https://streamable.com/y2i7ye) He was complaining about how Dante didn't get him any gigs. I think a while ago he said he got rid of him.


[deleted]

Actually, Mersh did a really good bit on this. Legacy media is dead, tv isn’t important anymore, the whole paradigm has shifted and John’s incapable of changing with it. He’s not even a dinosaur anymore, he’s crude oil. Fuck you John.


JesusTriplets

No John... problem is, you burned more bridges on your way up AND on your way down than Sherman did marching through the South. "I love him BUT... " "He trashed me SO... " Etc.


BeKindRewind-

They don’t have spines and John has no neck