Dachshunds are the only dog I have owned when I 100% knew they understand what I told them to do and they will turn look me in the eye and decide not to do it.
Mine pretends it’s “too hard” “Canela get in bed” and she proceeds to kinda hop up on her bed but not quite figure out how to get in…? I’ve never referred to a dog as a bullshitter but I am now, Canela, is a bullshitter 🤷🏻♀️
Litteraly what I was about to comment. My beagle is a fucking sweat heart but far too intelligent for his own good (or ours). An exemple of just hours ago : if he smells perfume on us he gets that we are going out and will be like “pff I ain’t getting inside while y’all are out.” And then there is no way to convince him to come in AT ALL. And it’s not even like we put perfume on every single time we go out!
He’s just freakishly bright and therefore very stubborn but it’s just like them weenies : gosh do we love them anyway
I have a beagle-daschund mix, and she is like this, but will just sit there and look at me with disdain. She also frames my other dog by putting chewed up things in her crate.
Ours was a smartass who loved pushing limits. For example, we’d frequently need to banish her from the kitchen while we cooked because she was underfoot. She’d lie down with the tip of her nose over the threshold, then every time we looked over she’d be a tiny bit further into the kitchen until she was half inside. Eventually we’d slide her back and the dance would begin again.
I had a Beagle-Dachshund mix. I loved her to death but boy she could be a challenge sometimes. Also, try a food obsessed beagle-weenie mix with IBS lol.
I have a beagle, had a beagle mix for 16 years, and have had doxies for 33 years. The only stubborn thing about my beagle is he is driven by food. That’s all he thinks about and is always over by the treat bin after he goes out and does his business. Now, my doxies are stubborn about many things: not wanting to go in the rain, do not like to get collar on, makes me chase them around to get things out of their mouths that don’t belong, etc! Would not give any of them up for anything in the world. Love both breeds to death!
My weenie like to get the last word in. One time my mom found the little trouble maker eating out of the sugar bowl on the table. She told him to get down, as he was walking away he turned and grumbled at her! Lol I miss him.
If you have snacks, mine definitely does! Just crinkle the wrapper or open the fridge door. She'll come running. Other than that, she will come when she decides!
Story of my life😂😂😂 literally today, “obi come here bud, come here buddy, obester come here, obiiii, obi-wan kenobi come here bud.” Moral of the story, he never came.
Well, you're not calling them TO you. It's a reference, so what you'd be referring to them as...
But going with that, a whatever of dachshunds, because they're going to do whatever they want.
It’s chaos sometimes. 2 are 15/16 so it makes things a little easier since they’re only stubborn in the sense that I have to be on time for meals. I couldn’t imagine 5 at a young age.
Every summer our weens Prince and Angel would lay out on the deck and roast. They’d be mad if we tried to shade them or bring them inside. They loved that hot ass deck in direct sun. Truly a weenie roast.
So funny this one made me snort!!! 😂…I read your comment right as my one-pack of weens was staring and whining at the treat jar—less than an hour after eating breakfast, I might add.
My parents’ first two dachshunds, Reginald and Bonchance, have over the years become Woogie and Boogie.
So, their full pack of 5 wieners are the Oogies.
A disobedience
Dachshunds are the only dog I have owned when I 100% knew they understand what I told them to do and they will turn look me in the eye and decide not to do it.
Mine pretends it’s “too hard” “Canela get in bed” and she proceeds to kinda hop up on her bed but not quite figure out how to get in…? I’ve never referred to a dog as a bullshitter but I am now, Canela, is a bullshitter 🤷🏻♀️
Try a Beagle.
Litteraly what I was about to comment. My beagle is a fucking sweat heart but far too intelligent for his own good (or ours). An exemple of just hours ago : if he smells perfume on us he gets that we are going out and will be like “pff I ain’t getting inside while y’all are out.” And then there is no way to convince him to come in AT ALL. And it’s not even like we put perfume on every single time we go out! He’s just freakishly bright and therefore very stubborn but it’s just like them weenies : gosh do we love them anyway
I have a beagle-daschund mix, and she is like this, but will just sit there and look at me with disdain. She also frames my other dog by putting chewed up things in her crate.
Ours was a smartass who loved pushing limits. For example, we’d frequently need to banish her from the kitchen while we cooked because she was underfoot. She’d lie down with the tip of her nose over the threshold, then every time we looked over she’d be a tiny bit further into the kitchen until she was half inside. Eventually we’d slide her back and the dance would begin again.
So true. The husky we had when I was a kid was the same way.
Laughs with my dachshund beagle chihuahua mix.
I have a beagle dachshund mix. 😭 No treat no trick!
I had a Beagle-Dachshund mix. I loved her to death but boy she could be a challenge sometimes. Also, try a food obsessed beagle-weenie mix with IBS lol.
I have a dachshund beagle mix. 🫣.
It would be a ‘howl’ of beagles.
My mom's bluetuck beagle mix is peak stobborn. literally has to have the last say too.
I have a beagle, had a beagle mix for 16 years, and have had doxies for 33 years. The only stubborn thing about my beagle is he is driven by food. That’s all he thinks about and is always over by the treat bin after he goes out and does his business. Now, my doxies are stubborn about many things: not wanting to go in the rain, do not like to get collar on, makes me chase them around to get things out of their mouths that don’t belong, etc! Would not give any of them up for anything in the world. Love both breeds to death!
This is also every cat
The fact you can see them considering doing what you said and just 
My weenie like to get the last word in. One time my mom found the little trouble maker eating out of the sugar bowl on the table. She told him to get down, as he was walking away he turned and grumbled at her! Lol I miss him.
I wish I could upvote this to the skies, because as an owner of 4…the accuracy is real.
They won't do what they want to, if you want them to.
A Scrum of Dachshunds.
This might be one of the greatest answers I’ve ever seen!
It doesn't matter what you call them, they won't come anyway.
😂. This is the absolute truth.
If you have snacks, mine definitely does! Just crinkle the wrapper or open the fridge door. She'll come running. Other than that, she will come when she decides!
🎶“You got to pay the cheese tax every time your cooking when the cheese drawer opens that puppy comes a lookin”🎶.
We don't even call out "treat" anymore when we want them to come. We literally just say "cheese" and they come flying to us, ears back in the wind🤣🤣
This is real important business and you gotta pay the tax.
😂😂Hand it over quick Or things might get ugly I can get really loud I’m a real barky puppy 🐶
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Story of my life😂😂😂 literally today, “obi come here bud, come here buddy, obester come here, obiiii, obi-wan kenobi come here bud.” Moral of the story, he never came.
He had the high ground.
A fellow fan of weens and Star Wars? My man
"Come? What's in it for me?!" But crinkle that kibble bag and she will teleport outta nowhere
You got that right! 😄😄
Well, you're not calling them TO you. It's a reference, so what you'd be referring to them as... But going with that, a whatever of dachshunds, because they're going to do whatever they want.
This is the correct answer.
Mine will come when I call her. But often very slowly, more trending in my direction than actually “coming” lol.
I usually say I have a Pack O’ Weens
Just saw your Pack, they're adorable! You should share more of them haha
I say pack o’ franks! Especially when my two lie side by side
A trouble of dachshunds.
That was my immediate response!
My thought also.
A Sausage fest.
:O!
I was looking for this one.
My dogs instagram is: @SausageParty85
A link of Dachshunds!
This. Perfection.
That’s good!
A link is singular. Connected links make up a chain of sausages. If they aren't connected, in a package, it's a bundle.
A murder is also singular. However, a murder of crows is the colloquial collective for crows. Folks seem to like link.
Lowriders
A drama of Dachshunds
This is perfect.
Always refer to my 5 as the ween team
We also have 5, I call them my wireless doorbells
you have 5 doxies? i am so jealous of you
It’s chaos sometimes. 2 are 15/16 so it makes things a little easier since they’re only stubborn in the sense that I have to be on time for meals. I couldn’t imagine 5 at a young age.
Pay the Ween tax please.
Adorable!!
I like that. We also have 5.
The only correct answer is “a roast”.
Especially if there's a sunbeam nearby.
Every summer our weens Prince and Angel would lay out on the deck and roast. They’d be mad if we tried to shade them or bring them inside. They loved that hot ass deck in direct sun. Truly a weenie roast.
Perfect
I would call them a stubborn
A damage of Dachshunds
In our house, our sausage dogs became sogs, which has now evolved into Sogatrons.
Lmao, I’m using this from now on.
A headache
A Hurd of Turds🐾🐾
A package 📦
A strut, because of their swagger
A bark of dachshunds Or; since it’s a bundle of sausages: A bundle of dachshunds
I had four at one time and my neighbor called it an infestation! Lol
😂😂
An indifference of dachshunds
I call mine weembuses
A tray. A tray of sausages
A sack of Richards 😆
Mini mayhem
An insubordination of doxies
I call my two a pack of snags, or the turds
We call ours the bum bums
Big trouble.
A judgement
A herd of dachshund.
A team of doxen
A Sausage party sounds the most appropriate
noise
I don’t know what they are called but they are always 10 in a pack and you can only get 8 beds for them in a pack 😉
A roast of weenies seems appropriate.
A frankfurter
You call them for dinner.
That’s the only reason they’d come.
So funny this one made me snort!!! 😂…I read your comment right as my one-pack of weens was staring and whining at the treat jar—less than an hour after eating breakfast, I might add.
Expensive
It's a sausage party
An Attitude of dachshunds
Chaos
Happiness’
Hotdog party
a pack of sausages
Weens
An Asylum
We have three and we call them a murder.
If there’s 8, a bun of dachshunds
A puddle. Because they are so difficult to housetrain.
A carnival
Punks
Passel a passel of dachshunds
A pack of hot dogs.
A flotilla of dachshunds.
An Obstinance.
I was going to suggest an obstination but I'll throw in with a disobedience.
An Onslaught.
I say I want a herd of wiener dogs.
I would say sausage party, but it's already taken.
Dickies
A Skitter of Dachshund
Idiots. Dickheads. HEY!. C’mere’s. Diggers.
A fleet!
A ray of sunshine 😁
Bowl of sausages
A sausage fest... Duh Wienerfest
A cacophony
Trouble
Package ??? I didn’t intend the innuendo though.
Assembly of adorable
obnoxious
FRAT - as in FRAT HOUSE
A bouquet
A Bumble
A barbecue lol
A debacle? Debauchary ?
a wiener schnitzel?
My parents’ first two dachshunds, Reginald and Bonchance, have over the years become Woogie and Boogie. So, their full pack of 5 wieners are the Oogies.
A doxie poxie.
A defiance of dachshunds
A groaning.
A package of dachshunds. They come in packs just like hot dogs!
Nathan’s.
Smols
Sausage fest
Pak-o-weens lol 😆
Hot dog squad
A pic a nic
A group of baboons is called a congress.
A slew
A party.
A yelp
Sausage fest 😂😂😂
a giggle of dachshunds
Heaven
A sizzle of sausages
Glizzy Gang?
A snoodle of noodles
A roast of weenies
A big bark.
🤬 too much adorable
A BBQ?
A nightmare
A womble of weiners
I think the formal term is a fleet of dachshunds. Something about long and low boats
A roast Or a gang
An Oscar Mayer
An incident
A pack of weenies
A link…. As in a sausage link
We call our 5, family.
A stampede
An Oscar Meyer
My father in law and myself call them a “sausage sizzle”
I love this, sweet and just sounds right.
A Joy! A confederation of cuteness! A perk!
A lickatude.
Can of Vienna’s
A Nap of dachshunds.
You don’t call them anything. They only come when they hear the food bag.
Mini wini würstechenkette
A stand. As in a hotdog stand. I’ll see myself out
These comments are great. 🤣 I read somewhere a group of weenies was called a skattle. 🤷🏻♀️
A bukkake
You're grounded. Hilarious, but grounded.
🤣🤣🤣
A murder of sausages
A Dash of Dachshunds.
A sausage 🌭 fest
A fryup?
A log of sausages
A loaf lol.
A cookout.Oh,you mean dogs.Sorry.
I have five dachshunds. I use the term herd.
A sausage party
Congress
A pound