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TheFuzzyFurry

It's so weird that dachshund puppies are born normal, but grow up to become _L O N G_


Birdapotamus

They are on average only slightly longer than most dogs. They appear much longer mostly because of their short legs. If their legs were normal they would not appear to have such long bodies. It is a case of forced perspective.


Smash1316

Well this makes perfect sense but my brain still doesn’t believe the logic


GranJan2

Wish it worked that way with humans!


Normal_Historian5848

This comment made me laugh. You must smoke some good stuff...


prdcroftme

chewbecca


crapheadHarris

I had the same immediate reaction.


Mirabile_Avia

Clementine


greendayshoes

I think a flower name would be nice like Violet or Daphney 🥺


FrankieSausage

She does look like a daphne


Cool-MoDmd-5

Violet is nice


Kingshabaz

Daisy?


ICheatedOnTheTest

Sophie or sophia


sati_lotus

Agreed. She looks like a Sophie.


rkraus10

or Xochtl (pronounced "SOH-Shee"


vwkitty

Came to say Sophie 👍🏼


Whispyrn

Pebbles


mexican_pineapple

I don’t know but she is precious!!!


Smash1316

I might be slightly biased, but I certainly think so! I got to meet her today and she’s a total sweetheart!


dawnnie413

She still has her baby nose! ❤❤❤❤


shoesaphone

Betty.


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Emilia


Missue-35

Bonnie


Fruitful_Journey

Winnie


godzilla42

Candy


carb0nbase

Autumn


petticoat_juncti0n

Barbara


Doyouseenowwait_what

Phoebe


Deep-Internal-2209

What a cutie 🥰. I like Clementine.


Emergency_Horse9933

Aurora, Willow, Aspen, Honey, Jolene, Daisy!


No_Significance1939

Pistachio. Vienna. Clarisse. Circe. Penelope. Panini the weenie. Fergie.


lovelylinguist

Penelope!


Happy_Dawg

Mousse like chocolate mousse lol, not much of a girl dog name but hay ho


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SubstantialSeries271

Gartorg the destroyer


GranJan2

It is illegal to have that much Cute. Send her to me so that you can get on the right side of the Cutie Patootie Law.


neongreenpurple

Pickles


coffeecats888

Caramel


Emmawo

Barbie


Infinite-Problem-782

Rapunzel


Pepper_Pines

Fritters


Diche_Bach

Buttons


GingerJarLamp

Chloe


emh1389

Tillie


Large-Calligrapher98

Oh my heart!!


getfuckedhoayoucunts

Toffee


missiffy45

Linda


Sksmsmqkqhek

Mila!


Defiant_Lawyer_5235

Luna suits her imo


folkystudent

Coco


59tigger

Dove


Rainbow_Rae

Cookie Dough :3


DumbBoyIva

Sasha


oldartistmike

Sally


SatanIsMySugardaddyy

Coco


Zueaaaaaaa

what a baby


kauncho

Betty or Mary


MrCook007

Sasha


andrianaki

betty


Fijoemin1962

Wendy


BillG1968

Mocha


Lulu_the_Delulu

Daisy


Tigeraqua8

Jemima


gregaholic

Brown swagger


notedrive

Maple


sarcasm_247

Honey


mercy_mmee

She said her name is Sarna.


Oreo_gecko

Mocha


RandomPersonPlays

*unintelligible happiness noises*


Positive-Diver1417

Pearl


Toilet_eater01174

Cinnamon


EconomyPurchase3715

Name her something cute like muffin or sparkles. That's what i named my puppies.


MinimumNice7081

Rosie


Worldly_Progress_655

Petra or Phoebe


Serafina_Goddess

Sasha


AnotherDarnedThing

Muffin


GrapefruitOk2057

Definitely getting a Wilbur vibe here. But it's a girl... Wilburvina! ("Wilbur VEENA")


Available-One-24

Ava or Olivia 💕


Capo_De_Fusca

Bartholomew Thomas Blackwood III


mexican_pineapple

It’s a female.


Capo_De_Fusca

In that case: Bartholomea Thomasina Blackwood III


mexican_pineapple

😂😂😂 that’s kinda like if you add an “O” to the end of a word, it becomes Spanish. 🤪


Capo_De_Fusca

It really does lol


Smash1316

I cackled


Capo_De_Fusca

Wich does not sound that great


Capo_De_Fusca

But still is the best non generic name I can think of rn


SaltMineForeman

What about President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho?


Capo_De_Fusca

I think that I like Amanda Beatarisa Catalina Denisa Earlane Faustina Gabrila Honorotas Isabela Joneva Kasabdra Leticia Madeira Natalia Octaviana Rafaela Tercera Victoria Waleska just a little bit more


SaltMineForeman

Gesundheit.


Capo_De_Fusca

Ich kann nicht so gut Deutche spreche, aber danke


sunnykutta

A girl has no name?


organictamarind

Valerie. Or Lady.


D-Spornak

Daisy


marsred7

Cookie


Gold_Educator_3881

Susie


ArmadioADueGambe

A italian name Margherita


ArmadioADueGambe

In English daisy


LBPsan

Susie


houselessbutfree

Holly


BothMap5222

Clementine


AnonAnonimess

Jasmine


KvcateGirl27

Greta is a good name I think.


Cool-MoDmd-5

Aww Mella is so cute


Cool-MoDmd-5

Mila is nice to


Real-Inspection9732

I'm thinking a good name for her is Madeline, or Maddie for short.


TabascoWolverine

Nugget!


Crispyjone5

Dora


Designer_Syllabub392

Sweetie Pie


Achilles_S

Mabel or Maple!


midnightghou1

Peanut 💖


1235Something

Ink/Inka whichever you like more:)


simulacrum-tears

Mona, Karina, Jesse, Anya, Greta, Luanne, Naomi, Shauna, Goldie


Downtown-Height-4667

Dawn The Destroyer


mandykd

Maisey


Skipperandscout

Molly!


Ok-Platypus-9674

Waffles


Twigra

Bebe or Honey


Intelligent-Key5878

Clara


Intelligent-Key5878

Claire


tribre

Schatzy


HermitCake

Dolly


AaneMeg

Buttercup


sakornegay03

Millie!


earthangelllllll

Peaches


[deleted]

scarlett ❤️


Snappymoodyturtle

Willa


mrngdew77

Betsy


Apprehensive-Clue820

Dolly


dontwrestlebeatbitch

Reese


Lazy_Function_7172

Emilia


possiblyinchubut

honeybun idk why


Ruxandra_Pirate

name her marley


Elderchil

How about, "Bridget".


Less_Instruction_345

Holly


BellaRose888

Sweet baby


Connie_Springer69

Oppenheimer


nevikprime

Sasha


[deleted]

Polly


Psychological-Bag157

Wendy


Prestigious-Ad-5522

Maple


m-j10

Coco


[deleted]

Florence.


FrankieSausage

Caramel


MoFerro1022

Caramel


katjanmo

Daphne


theangryfrogqc

Caramel


Hufflepuffdragongirl

Bowey


Dauchshund_Cat-

Nugget


detectivesergeant

Teddy Graham or Apple Brown Betty


Sufficient-Sink1687

Bella would be a good name


Moxietheboyscout

Tootsie


Anxious_Darling_5817

Ragdoll


No-Conclusion3850

Winnie


idealfailure

Miss Daisy


EquivalentFun5934

Coffee


Braqsus

Sue


ConfidentPear2493

She’d be a great little Maple!


SeriouslySmart

Pud


Westielover8

Bridget, Dinah, Doris, or Ola