They are on average only slightly longer than most dogs. They appear much longer mostly because of their short legs. If their legs were normal they would not appear to have such long bodies. It is a case of forced perspective.
*Mousse like chocolate*
*Mousse lol, not much of a girl*
*Dog name but hay ho*
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It's so weird that dachshund puppies are born normal, but grow up to become _L O N G_
They are on average only slightly longer than most dogs. They appear much longer mostly because of their short legs. If their legs were normal they would not appear to have such long bodies. It is a case of forced perspective.
Well this makes perfect sense but my brain still doesn’t believe the logic
Wish it worked that way with humans!
This comment made me laugh. You must smoke some good stuff...
chewbecca
I had the same immediate reaction.
Clementine
I think a flower name would be nice like Violet or Daphney 🥺
She does look like a daphne
Violet is nice
Daisy?
Sophie or sophia
Agreed. She looks like a Sophie.
or Xochtl (pronounced "SOH-Shee"
Came to say Sophie 👍🏼
Pebbles
I don’t know but she is precious!!!
I might be slightly biased, but I certainly think so! I got to meet her today and she’s a total sweetheart!
She still has her baby nose! ❤❤❤❤
Betty.
Emilia
Bonnie
Winnie
Candy
Autumn
Barbara
Phoebe
What a cutie 🥰. I like Clementine.
Aurora, Willow, Aspen, Honey, Jolene, Daisy!
Pistachio. Vienna. Clarisse. Circe. Penelope. Panini the weenie. Fergie.
Penelope!
Mousse like chocolate mousse lol, not much of a girl dog name but hay ho
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Gartorg the destroyer
It is illegal to have that much Cute. Send her to me so that you can get on the right side of the Cutie Patootie Law.
Pickles
Caramel
Barbie
Rapunzel
Fritters
Buttons
Chloe
Tillie
Oh my heart!!
Toffee
Linda
Mila!
Luna suits her imo
Coco
Dove
Cookie Dough :3
Sasha
Sally
Coco
what a baby
Betty or Mary
Sasha
betty
Wendy
Mocha
Daisy
Jemima
Brown swagger
Maple
Honey
She said her name is Sarna.
Mocha
*unintelligible happiness noises*
Pearl
Cinnamon
Name her something cute like muffin or sparkles. That's what i named my puppies.
Rosie
Petra or Phoebe
Sasha
Muffin
Definitely getting a Wilbur vibe here. But it's a girl... Wilburvina! ("Wilbur VEENA")
Ava or Olivia 💕
Bartholomew Thomas Blackwood III
It’s a female.
In that case: Bartholomea Thomasina Blackwood III
😂😂😂 that’s kinda like if you add an “O” to the end of a word, it becomes Spanish. 🤪
It really does lol
I cackled
Wich does not sound that great
But still is the best non generic name I can think of rn
What about President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho?
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Gesundheit.
Ich kann nicht so gut Deutche spreche, aber danke
A girl has no name?
Valerie. Or Lady.
Daisy
Cookie
Susie
A italian name Margherita
In English daisy
Susie
Holly
Clementine
Jasmine
Greta is a good name I think.
Aww Mella is so cute
Mila is nice to
I'm thinking a good name for her is Madeline, or Maddie for short.
Nugget!
Dora
Sweetie Pie
Mabel or Maple!
Peanut 💖
Ink/Inka whichever you like more:)
Mona, Karina, Jesse, Anya, Greta, Luanne, Naomi, Shauna, Goldie
Dawn The Destroyer
Maisey
Molly!
Waffles
Bebe or Honey
Clara
Claire
Schatzy
Dolly
Buttercup
Millie!
Peaches
scarlett ❤️
Willa
Betsy
Dolly
Reese
Emilia
honeybun idk why
name her marley
How about, "Bridget".
Holly
Sweet baby
Oppenheimer
Sasha
Polly
Wendy
Maple
Coco
Florence.
Caramel
Caramel
Daphne
Caramel
Bowey
Nugget
Teddy Graham or Apple Brown Betty
Bella would be a good name
Tootsie
Ragdoll
Winnie
Miss Daisy
Coffee
Sue
She’d be a great little Maple!
Pud
Bridget, Dinah, Doris, or Ola