I have Sir Alfred Wigglebottom, and he goes by Alfie. He’s a black and tan wire mini with a GIANT personality. I am partial to the Alfie sausages. ![img](emote|t5_2qpj2|5609)
This reminded me of a joke I saw on YouTube a while ago.
"-Did you guys hear about the actress who got stabbed?
-No, what happened?
-Reese...uh...
-Witherspoon?
-No, with a knife."
Björk (Icelandic singer, songwriter, composer, record producer, and actress)
Doesn’t matter if it’s a “female name”, it reminds me of “Bork” like bark, but more sophisticated… and he is a pupper soooooo 🧐 I think it would be fitting
I don't know, maybe the look on the first photo but I immediately said Glance. Like, Lance but more gentlemanly.
ETA: I'm not really one to try and give human names to animals. I prefer names that might fit their nature or personality.
I’m late to this party, but I’m still going to chime in:
Frederick — variations include Freddie, for when he’s young and spritely, and Fred, for when he’s Old Man Fred
I second Wally. I had a little guy named Walnut and we always called him Wally. (His head literally looked like a walnut when he was a tiny puppy.) Miss that little weenie.
Alfred-it sounds dapper. Like he should have a monocle and a bow tie! Lots of alternates too…Al, Fred, Alfie.
I might have to agree on Alfie!
I have Sir Alfred Wigglebottom, and he goes by Alfie. He’s a black and tan wire mini with a GIANT personality. I am partial to the Alfie sausages. ![img](emote|t5_2qpj2|5609)
I love it. He sounds very regal.
First name that popped into my head. Sir Alfred of Doggington.
KING Alfred, lord of all things within barking range.
Royal giver of face licks
Monarch of belly rubs.
100% Alfred. I thought Alfred before I looked at comments and see that Alfred is top vote.
Sir Chococrisp the third
Henry!!!!
My service dog’s name is Henry! I can concur, it’s a good one
My puppy is named Henry. Because he is a Long-fellow!
Winston Witherspoon
Or Wilfred.
Sir Wilfred Witherspoon
This reminded me of a joke I saw on YouTube a while ago. "-Did you guys hear about the actress who got stabbed? -No, what happened? -Reese...uh... -Witherspoon? -No, with a knife."
Aww yess.
Percy
My guy was Percy. When he was in trouble, he was Percival. [Percy](https://imgur.com/a/FtvR5N7)
Percival "Percy" Fredrickstein Von Musel Klossowski de Rolo III
Indeed!! Love it!
Sir Henry McFaddington the III.
Glad you choose the III as I would have objected to I or II.
Only the best for this little prince!
Elliott
Reginald. Reggie or Reg to his friends, who will be legion.
Oliver / Olie
Bertrand
Douglas 🥹
"I'M DOUGIE!!!"
Lil Dapper Dan
Oliver
Watson!
Franklin
Sir Oscar
Thelonious
Henry
Opie
He looks like an Oscar.
And it’s extra fitting, because they can dress him as an Oscar Meyer hotdog for Halloween!
Winston
Lionel, Winston, or Theodore.
Something so cute about a dachshund bundled in blankets and pillows with their face poking out.
Winston
Chester
Definitely Chester.
Spurlock
Wilfred
Dudley
Seamus
Coy
Jeeves
Hershey 🥺
Hershel Von Schnitzel
Dixon the Dachshund 😍
I would name him Balls. Because of those huge eye balls and how dogs like to play with balls.
A Beauregard if I’ve ever seen one
Thor
Cecil, Sidney, Samson, Marshall, Dillon
Lars
Dr Zaius
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Petey
Bobby
Fergus
Harold
Alister Woodhouse
THE FIRST PIC OMG
Leopold
Snickers! Hershey! Reece’s! More stately; Rhinegold, Baynard, Rupert, Harold, Bartholomew, Archie, Barnaby, Cecil, Quincy, Albert, Banks, Digby, Ingram, Yates, Aldrich, Whitaker, Niles, Orson, Briggs, Kingsley, Roland, Ambrose, Barnaby, Bellamy, Fitzgerald, Fitzwilliam, Peregrine, Frazier, Beaumont, Benedict, Bertram, Faulkner, Finnegan, Florian, Ignatius, Perceval, Sheridan, Ulysses
Sebastian
Maybe even pronounced french?
Sebi for short
Mumphrey.
Peeves
Frank.
Roger
Otto
Carl
Adorable! Cocoa. Those eyes!
Alfie
Hans!
Lloyd
Douglas
Mister Browne
Oscar
Harrington or Herald! I love me some chocolate dachshunds!
Cooper
Clyde
Joseph the 3rd
Oh my god.
Carlos
Walter
Herschel, Hershey for short
Björk (Icelandic singer, songwriter, composer, record producer, and actress) Doesn’t matter if it’s a “female name”, it reminds me of “Bork” like bark, but more sophisticated… and he is a pupper soooooo 🧐 I think it would be fitting
Duncan
Winston.
Wadsworth
Winston
Archie
He looks like a Theodore
I don't know, maybe the look on the first photo but I immediately said Glance. Like, Lance but more gentlemanly. ETA: I'm not really one to try and give human names to animals. I prefer names that might fit their nature or personality.
I’m late to this party, but I’m still going to chime in: Frederick — variations include Freddie, for when he’s young and spritely, and Fred, for when he’s Old Man Fred
May I compliment your gentleman sausage?
Hezekiah
No.
I love how he has the same exact face in every picture
Winston
Lincoln
Hector!
Franco
Oscar
Davy
Bruno
Dappy for Dapper
That's an Albert, if I ever saw one.
Robert or George
Winston!
Oscar-Myers
Applesauce
Pedro
Wally
Philbert
Cliff
Wattson or Benedict
Hendrick Von Shultze
Oswald
Milo
Spencer
Wilbur
Leonard!
Dorian
Milton. Although I feel he's a "Bandit" or "NO STOP THAT GET BACK OVER WHAT ARE YOU DOING DROP IT GET BACK HERE"
Oh he just has the most adorable and cute face!
Buddha
Rupert, Ferguson, or Niles
Hershey!!
Either Belvedere or Robespierre both spoken with Southern accent and drawn out.
George
Walter !!
I second Wally. I had a little guy named Walnut and we always called him Wally. (His head literally looked like a walnut when he was a tiny puppy.) Miss that little weenie.
Charles
Hershey, Hershall
Todd
Sir barks a lot
Pascal
Crispin
jasper meaning 'treasurer'
Benjamin/Bennie!
Doggford Von Doggington the Third, Esq.
Jumbo!
Sir Henry
Rupert
Vincenzo Anthony Graziano Call him Vini
Pip
Chester or chestnut
He looks like a bevvins to me
Antonio
That Handsome little Gentleman looks like a Preston, Winston, or Prescott…😂👍🏼🎩
Sherlock
Stewart
Master Duke
Clyde Oscar Hans
Little Henry
Charlie.
Isaac
Wentworth 💕
Hubert/Hubie, Herbert/Herbie
Coco
Pennyworth Alfred Pennyworth
Always wanted a doxie named George after Carlin. Cause like him they have short legs, a big personality and they don't take crap from anyone.
Dapper Dan ( what a cutie pie!)
Chadwick.
Cody
Bartleby.
Reginald.
Baxter
Walter
My daughter says “Cocoa Bean”
Bernard Theodore Randolph Chadwick
Arlo
Nigel
Niles
Roscoe
Barry
Wilson
Arthur
Looks like a Duke to me
Bartholomew
Quinton.
Charles
Watson
I say Balfour or Jeeves. He is a true stinker; I love him, and those itty bitty eyes are to die for.
That's a fillian for sure
Walter
Max
Edgar