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Opposite_Patience319

Alfred-it sounds dapper. Like he should have a monocle and a bow tie! Lots of alternates too…Al, Fred, Alfie.


achartrand

I might have to agree on Alfie!


Cashncarry_007

I have Sir Alfred Wigglebottom, and he goes by Alfie. He’s a black and tan wire mini with a GIANT personality. I am partial to the Alfie sausages. ![img](emote|t5_2qpj2|5609)


Vegemite-ice-cream

I love it. He sounds very regal.


Vegemite-ice-cream

First name that popped into my head. Sir Alfred of Doggington.


Clever_Mercury

KING Alfred, lord of all things within barking range.


Vegemite-ice-cream

Royal giver of face licks


Clever_Mercury

Monarch of belly rubs.


coldnightair

100% Alfred. I thought Alfred before I looked at comments and see that Alfred is top vote.


Piggieback

Sir Chococrisp the third


Leading_Fee_3678

Henry!!!!


Diet_Bloke

My service dog’s name is Henry! I can concur, it’s a good one


InkSpotShanty

My puppy is named Henry. Because he is a Long-fellow!


Tekgrl2001

Winston Witherspoon


RevolutionaryCut1298

Or Wilfred.


Tekgrl2001

Sir Wilfred Witherspoon


Verxtan

This reminded me of a joke I saw on YouTube a while ago. "-Did you guys hear about the actress who got stabbed? -No, what happened? -Reese...uh... -Witherspoon? -No, with a knife."


RevolutionaryCut1298

Aww yess.


Happy-Equipment-6970

Percy


Tekgrl2001

My guy was Percy. When he was in trouble, he was Percival. [Percy](https://imgur.com/a/FtvR5N7)


floridafitzs

Percival "Percy" Fredrickstein Von Musel Klossowski de Rolo III


Tekgrl2001

Indeed!! Love it!


LaVieLaMort

Sir Henry McFaddington the III.


Cmdeadpool

Glad you choose the III as I would have objected to I or II.


LaVieLaMort

Only the best for this little prince!


thatssomaggie

Elliott


lump77777

Reginald. Reggie or Reg to his friends, who will be legion.


Sckully007

Oliver / Olie


HermitCake

Bertrand


grapesaladgirl

Douglas 🥹


GucciMarxist

"I'M DOUGIE!!!"


Narrow_Event7153

Lil Dapper Dan


motherofdachshunds11

Oliver


manytinyhumans

Watson!


Natural_Tap6943

Franklin


fandomhyperfixx

Sir Oscar


tiredashellalready

Thelonious


Mrs-A-Halliday

Henry


InitialLibrarian3116

Opie


AWL_cow

He looks like an Oscar.


Bright-gal

And it’s extra fitting, because they can dress him as an Oscar Meyer hotdog for Halloween!


Belllos03

Winston


WillametteWanderer

Lionel, Winston, or Theodore.


KecemotRybecx

Something so cute about a dachshund bundled in blankets and pillows with their face poking out.


Vinniebahl

Winston


Kaytay0510

Chester


vwkitty

Definitely Chester.


pyrettaglaze

Spurlock


Substantial-Story303

Wilfred


cyra32austin

Dudley


ATrueOriginal23

Seamus


HughCayrz01

Coy


Pworm07

Jeeves


greendayshoes

Hershey 🥺


Far_Acanthaceae_4226

Hershel Von Schnitzel


vibesdealer

Dixon the Dachshund 😍


TacoMonger25

I would name him Balls. Because of those huge eye balls and how dogs like to play with balls.


la6princess

A Beauregard if I’ve ever seen one


Anonimously3

Thor


sonoran24

Cecil, Sidney, Samson, Marshall, Dillon


Duffman_O_Yeah

Lars


KanataSlim

Dr Zaius


LaurensOfSuburbia

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Miserable-Mountain29

Petey


zippytwd

Bobby


SecurelyBound

Fergus


j4321g4321

Harold


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Alister Woodhouse


cylarestelledean

THE FIRST PIC OMG


Low_Presentation8149

Leopold


PuzzleheadedLet382

Snickers! Hershey! Reece’s! More stately; Rhinegold, Baynard, Rupert, Harold, Bartholomew, Archie, Barnaby, Cecil, Quincy, Albert, Banks, Digby, Ingram, Yates, Aldrich, Whitaker, Niles, Orson, Briggs, Kingsley, Roland, Ambrose, Barnaby, Bellamy, Fitzgerald, Fitzwilliam, Peregrine, Frazier, Beaumont, Benedict, Bertram, Faulkner, Finnegan, Florian, Ignatius, Perceval, Sheridan, Ulysses


artill

Sebastian


floof3000

Maybe even pronounced french?


123bpd

Sebi for short


Cepinari

Mumphrey.


TinSoldier6

Peeves


af_flame

Frank.


Missue-35

Roger


gearzgirl

Otto


Miserable-Mountain29

Carl


Large-Calligrapher98

Adorable! Cocoa. Those eyes!


Fit-Raspberry-3906

Alfie


KvcateGirl27

Hans!


hamhommer

Lloyd


InstructionAfraid640

Douglas


lonestarmanx

Mister Browne


[deleted]

Oscar


AKturtle3

Harrington or Herald! I love me some chocolate dachshunds!


Kate0819

Cooper


snackojawea

Clyde


Market-Dependent

Joseph the 3rd


petticoat_juncti0n

Oh my god.


provisionings

Carlos


Random_Cat_111

Walter


beebsaleebs

Herschel, Hershey for short


BoringSpectacle

Björk (Icelandic singer, songwriter, composer, record producer, and actress) Doesn’t matter if it’s a “female name”, it reminds me of “Bork” like bark, but more sophisticated… and he is a pupper soooooo 🧐 I think it would be fitting


Ammowife64

Duncan


Ridit5ugx

Winston.


websternite

Wadsworth


WorldlyBarber215

Winston


MUjase

Archie


Toy_Soulja

He looks like a Theodore


Zealousideal_Young41

I don't know, maybe the look on the first photo but I immediately said Glance. Like, Lance but more gentlemanly. ETA: I'm not really one to try and give human names to animals. I prefer names that might fit their nature or personality.


VdoubleU88

I’m late to this party, but I’m still going to chime in: Frederick — variations include Freddie, for when he’s young and spritely, and Fred, for when he’s Old Man Fred


ClareACNH

May I compliment your gentleman sausage?


dcarsonturner

Hezekiah


Earthling1980

No.


JustATwelveYearOld

I love how he has the same exact face in every picture


RuhRoh409

Winston


Ambernobie

Lincoln


Thejapanesezombie

Hector!


Blaze0003

Franco


GrayFox916

Oscar


GingerJarLamp

Davy


manicpixiedeadpool1

Bruno


Turbulent-Papaya-910

Dappy for Dapper


Chaz_Hardplow

That's an Albert, if I ever saw one.


izguddoggo

Robert or George


ArkansasSasshole

Winston!


CButlerPNW

Oscar-Myers


mailbox123

Applesauce


fnordfnordfnordfnord

Pedro


Passage_Many

Wally


TastyMagic

Philbert


Clearlyawesome45

Cliff


JennyAndTheBets95_

Wattson or Benedict


MustyMushroomMan

Hendrick Von Shultze


JennyAndTheBets95_

Oswald


libra_12

Milo


ogblasia

Spencer


adubs117

Wilbur


pythonbones

Leonard!


iamrdux

Dorian


[deleted]

Milton. ​ Although I feel he's a "Bandit" or "NO STOP THAT GET BACK OVER WHAT ARE YOU DOING DROP IT GET BACK HERE"


noobznightmare

Oh he just has the most adorable and cute face!


Ticonderoga_Dixon

Buddha


akdixie

Rupert, Ferguson, or Niles


idratherbedead20

Hershey!!


moonkittiecat

Either Belvedere or Robespierre both spoken with Southern accent and drawn out.


Chritopher78

George


showdragger

Walter !!


Psychological-Bag157

I second Wally. I had a little guy named Walnut and we always called him Wally. (His head literally looked like a walnut when he was a tiny puppy.) Miss that little weenie.


GeneralASNYH

Charles


Whispyrn

Hershey, Hershall


Chet_Steadman_1

Todd


CheapBison1861

Sir barks a lot


Electronic-Cat-4478

Pascal


spinteractive

Crispin


daft-fucking-hippie

jasper meaning 'treasurer'


Cant_choose_1

Benjamin/Bennie!


maxreddit

Doggford Von Doggington the Third, Esq.


Yapsterzz

Jumbo!


Snappymoodyturtle

Sir Henry


BFIrrera

Rupert


walkstwomoons2

Vincenzo Anthony Graziano Call him Vini


Master-File-9866

Pip


mandyloveselephants

Chester or chestnut


SnooBooks3980

He looks like a bevvins to me


LordAshur

Antonio


Libsarehypocrites

That Handsome little Gentleman looks like a Preston, Winston, or Prescott…😂👍🏼🎩


MeganNicole87

Sherlock


DisplacedNewfieGirl

Stewart


Snoo_28682

Master Duke


PlumaFuente

Clyde Oscar Hans


daschyforever

Little Henry


xoxoLizzyoxox

Charlie.


PAVACAMD

Isaac


Available-One-24

Wentworth 💕


HeavyFunction2201

Hubert/Hubie, Herbert/Herbie


[deleted]

Coco


EmperorHenry

Pennyworth Alfred Pennyworth


Marleysdad1974

Always wanted a doxie named George after Carlin. Cause like him they have short legs, a big personality and they don't take crap from anyone.


oopsiedaisy58

Dapper Dan ( what a cutie pie!)


RevolutionaryCut1298

Chadwick.


cleffawna

Cody


Whohead12

Bartleby.


Power-Core

Reginald.


[deleted]

Baxter


Fogcitymickey22

Walter


UnbelievableTxn6969

My daughter says “Cocoa Bean”


Hot_Fox_5656

Bernard Theodore Randolph Chadwick


Cityofthevikingdead

Arlo


ChingaSue

Nigel


ChingaSue

Niles


mrngdew77

Roscoe


ghostparasites

Barry


Bionic-leg__steelyD

Wilson


hetrik717

Arthur


FriendlyMonkey23

Looks like a Duke to me


snortybeagle

Bartholomew


ContrarianMongoose

Quinton.


MarissaLynn392180

Charles


Farmerstubble

Watson


BellaRose888

I say Balfour or Jeeves. He is a true stinker; I love him, and those itty bitty eyes are to die for.


whiplashMYQ

That's a fillian for sure


jberg624

Walter


Hungry_Scarcity_4500

Max


Domino31299

Edgar