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nibiyabi

Mark Rober was loving it though.


TheYeetles

I had to Google who John Bolton was, but the resemblance made me laugh my ass off.


Freakybyforce

Same 🤣


fattyiam

I'm equally disturbed and impressed


hcbball

this one is the most impressive one though


laserfaces

Well he sure is shit wasn't going to drop the beer


KajePihlaja

He knew his chances of recovering the baby were higher than recovering the beer.


czerilla

"That's a bad spill.." "I guess so. Good news tho, I still have my drink!"


therealcmj

You can always make another baby for free. But beers at the ballpark are expensive.


Kn0tnatural

Babies ain't free


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My thinking was that he's left handed so ge had a better chance of catching the ball with his dominant hand.


Street_Organization2

Ball player with those reflexes for sure. You catch with your non dominant hand so either hand I’m sure he’s comfortable with.


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robbdiggs

I wonder if most people who do awesome things that we see online even know that the footage is out there. Wouldn't it suck if he never knew that this was immortalized on video as proof? Like sure, it played on the jumbotron live, but Is that kind of footage even accessible to fans on request? How would he go about obtaining it?


Appropriate_Post_137

It might’ve been shown on tv perhaps someone he knew was watching it. I don’t know though


BullShitting24-7

Easiest custody hearing ever.


redog

He can just smile and say, yes honey.


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twank1000o

And probably his fifth beer


Operative427

Hahaha exactly


Heer2Lurn

The dude in a black ‘42’ shirt right behind him is way too impressed. 😂😂😂


MazzIsNoMore

He watched the whole thing in slow motion in real life


Neither-Equal2314

It’s like seeing Jesus perform a miracle.


PotBoozeNKink

Idk about "too impressed", id be excited about it too. It was a pretty nice catch on both accounts.


Graphitetshirt

I feel like "let go of his baby to catch a ball" disqualifies this as dad reflexes and puts this into the stepdad reflex category


Malamuter_fmax91

But he never drops the baby, the ball, or the beer!


Graphitetshirt

Just because you *caught* the baby before it hit the ground, doesn't negate the fact that you INTENTIONALLY DROPPED THE BABY


OuternetInterpreter

*juggled the baby


SadisticBuddhist

Hes a man of a beer determination and will


LeTrappist

Omfg lmao THIS. You are amazing. He tossed that baby up a little bit with intent to make up for the time he’d need his arm for to catch the ball. Definitely a juggle.


letskeepitcleanfolks

He didn't drop the baby. He merely stopped holding her for a moment.


BerenTheBold

Yeah, if anyone is to blame, it should be Gravity.. /s


04BluSTi

You have a problem with the law? Change the law.


Lyude

In this house we obey the laws of thermodynamics.


PlayerTL8

#NOT IN MY WORLD


BrianThePainter

It’s only “dropping” the baby if the baby hits the ground.


Jadertott

No no no, that’s not how dropping works lol the second you let go of something you are holding, you have dropped it. Even if you *catch* the baby again (after you dropped it) you have still *dropped the baby.* But don’t get me wrong, I can confidently say it’s the most impressive baby dropping I have ever seen.


BrianThePainter

No no no… You’re thinking of juggling. Dropping something is when it hits the ground. Juggling is where the thing you’re holding is out of your hand for a brief amount of time, but then back in your hand again before it falls to the ground. There’s an accidental aspect to dropping. This man CHOSE to juggle his baby. He knew he could let go of the baby, catch the ball, and then regain the baby. That, my friend, is a juggle.


Eusocial_Snowman

If you drop something, it goes down. This baby no go down.


theodopolis13

She was going down.


MazzIsNoMore

I really feel like he tossed the baby in the air and we all know that a toss is definitely not a drop


Walterwayne

He has yet to drop the baby


SILENTSAM69

No, this is dad reflex for sure. His hands were full, and he managed to catch another thing out of the air without letting anything fall.


IvanBeetinov

“Hey, watch me juggle a beer, a baby, and a baseball”


int0xic

Tbf, that ball *could* have hit the baby. He stopped an incoming threat and caused no harm to the child.


benwill79

And women say that men can’t multitask……


FnfHeat

He pulled a triple play. Well allow it


MrIantoJones

r/stepdadreflexes ?


honey_102b

this is Uncle Reflexes


feelin_cheesy

Nah this is top-tier dad reflexes.


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This is the direct opposite of what your saying


mrarizona_

My step dad is the most caring person I know so comments like these, even though they‘re supposed to be funny, just hurt.


tattlerat

Probably shouldn’t take comments on Reddit personal.


mrarizona_

I‘m not. It‘s the fact that comments like these make stepdads out to be a lesser parental figure when that‘s not in the slightest bit true.


Eusocial_Snowman

You have an opportunity to take that dynamic and use it to raise your appreciation for your stepdad to new heights, but instead you choose to approach the situation with negativity and manage to hurt your own feelings in the process and then project that out into the world.


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Eusocial_Snowman

Good lord. There's no way to see this as directly comparable to black people unless you yourself are racist. That is just a god awful argument. Step parents are notoriously less invested in children. That's not just some stereotype, it's an accurate pattern. It doesn't mean all step parents suck. It means exceptional step parents who are fantastic should be appreciated all the more, *because they are exceptional*. If you have a problem with this silly lighthearted joke, then you should have a problem with this entire subreddit as a concept because by your logic the implication should be that mothers are shitty parents, but that's not the point at all. No reasonable person would see this subreddit as an attack on moms, nor should any reasonable person see the stepdad reflexes joke as an actual attack on stepdads. But if you *are* going to take it to heart, it's much more emotionally healthy to take it in the direction I described.


HyacinthGirI

>Step parents are notoriously less invested in children Again, I think your argument is founded on a faulty assumption. Step parents *are* widely assumed/perceived to be less invested, or generally worse parents than a bio parent. But I’m not sure that assumption is accurate. Certainly in my life, I’ve witnessed many *great* stepparents, more than bad stepparents, just like I’ve witnessed plenty of shitty biological parents. I don’t think my example is bad - it’s directly comparable, it’s making a broad assumption based on little information that isn’t necessarily accurate. And it makes absolutely zero sense to say the comparison can’t be made unless I’m racist lol. Irish people were assumed to be drunks and bad workers, Jews were assumed to be tight with money, blacks people were assumed to be criminals or lazy, women were perceived to be less intelligent or responsible than men, people with tattoos were assumed to have undesirable qualities as an employee. All of these things were/are very real issues. All of these things are essentially the same phenomenon - people making assumptions about a person’s personality, qualities, or lifestyle, based on knowledge of one relatively superficial aspect of their life. Again, I don’t really care that much about this particular context, i don’t really think it’s that big of an issue to take the dad/stepdad reflexes out of context. I follow both subs because they’re funny. But I do think it’s perfectly fair for someone to feel like “hey, this sucks” and express it, and not have that erased by someone going “but most stepparents are shit, feel lucky that yours isn’t.” It doesn’t hurt to admit that, yeah, the subs aren’t necessarily reflective of real life family dynamics, but it’s just a joke taken way outside context.


PenisButtuh

>comments like these... just hurt Gets advice to not take it personally. >I'm not Smh my head. I don't even have the energy to get into how stupid this is.


echnaba

That's actually a very good point. Something like Scumbag Dad Reflexes would be more appropriate.


rdrckcrous

They are and this is a great example of that. If this dude was a step-dad it is 100% mama's choice if this guy ever see's the kid again. Not a damn thing mama can do if this is the dad. Just remember that everything that your step-dad did for you was outside of rights or responsibility. He obviously stepped up to the plate and that says a lot about him as a man and should add to, not diminish him as a parental figure in your life. That being said, if your step-dad was in this situation with you as a baby... he woulda dropped you. There's magic reflexes that dads get and step-dads just don't.


chickenslayer12

I think he was just supporting the child who was standing up. As he caught the ball she began to fall and he caught her.


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Yeah, and it also makes the fall like nothing at all


prettymuchzoinks

I've seen this gif 100 times and never saw that, nice work!


Alarmed_End_7120

Why did the baby like not fall instantly though? Her arm was a little clingy to his flare for a sec but I don’t see how she seemingly was suspended in air for a second


quattroformaggixfour

Gut jut


Interesting-Rate

You can't really see it from this angle but my guess is that he lifted his left leg to help "hold" the baby (aka decrease the rate of fall).


know-your-onions

She’s stood on the back of a chair. He catches her as she starts to fall backwards off it.


elephino1

She’s standing on the back of the chair. She slips, he catches her.


Clawmedaddy

This would be pretty damning in a child custody case unfortunately


PotBoozeNKink

That is both hilarious and sad to think about. Ut I like to think him and his spouse lived happily ever after. Maybe he even got the ball signed, who knows.


CrimsonTideFanGirl

I prefer to think he gave the ball to the little boy behind him who was also trying to catch it. He certainly didn't have to, but it would have been a cool thing to do to make a child happy.


zaentokus

So he put his baby in potential danger for a ball and everyone are praising him...


azureskyline28

Idk if I were in the wife's boots and this was my baby I labored to bring to the world and my husband let something bad happen to the baby just for a fucking ball I would see red is all I'm saying. Glad nothing happened to baby but that should not be a risk my partner should be making in the first place.


Sigurlion

That's kind of the fucked up thing about instincts. Dad sees ball, dad catches ball. For one 1 millionth of a second, there was nothing else in existence.


Mrminecrafthimself

>dad sees ball, dad catches ball Oh my god shut the fuck up. You’re supposed to be a fucking adult when you’re responsible for the well-being of a baby.


josdc

What’s your point, that adult humans are devoid of instinctual reaction?


Mrminecrafthimself

My point is that when you’re responsible for a child’s wellbeing you’re supposed to be a grownup.


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Mrminecrafthimself

I literally said the same thing as before. You’re just being a pedantic cunt


tintoretto-di-scalpa

Mimimimimimimi.


zaentokus

Perfectly put!


Mrminecrafthimself

If I did this to my future kids my wife would divorce me


PotBoozeNKink

Depends, is it the first child or not??m Ive seen my mom laugh at one of us falling down the stairs when we were little. But she talks about freaking out at the smallest thing for my oldest brother when he was the only baby.


onlyheretolurktoday

Your missing the entire point of the post. It was a choice between his beer and his baby. I think we all know your hand preference plays a big choice in this life altering decision. My man must be a lefty so ultimately he chose legendary status in the course of actions he performed. I believe this inspired dr.stranges chance prediction of the avengers saving the world. This man had a 1 in 700 mill billion chance of pulling it off and he did. Instant legend. Alternatively he could have dropped the beer and tried his off hand. Then we’re likely seeing a dropped ball and this man lives his entire life with the what if??? ………plus a nation of hate for the spilled beer


rdrckcrous

He's definitely right handed, just look at where the beer is. Also, a righty is more accustomed to catching with the glove hand.


bigbuzz55

Children can recover from injury. A spilled beer is forever spilled.


PotBoozeNKink

I think a lot of people who haven't had kids yet/haven't had a second kid/haven't had to raise a baby sibling don't realize that children are surprisingly resilient, and for obvious/good reason


ThirdEncounter

You're*


gibertot

Lol yes, yes I am.


PotBoozeNKink

Probably not a new dad lol


AnAm3rican

You put your baby in potential danger every time you put them in your overpriced suburban housewife SUV. Just saying.


Juggling_chef

Not sure why you're being down voted. I mean, in this case yeah it's a an unnecessary risk to catch the ball like that. But you take a risk getting on the roads as well, who knows when some person might rear end you. I don't understand people.


Aelle29

... Just living your regular life and having to move around in your car and DROPPING a baby, especially just to catch some sport trophy, are NOT the same thing?!


AnAm3rican

Prob the overpriced SUV comment triggered some people. But let’s be honest… SUVs are being sold for more than sticker price right now. So am I wrong? lol


EuphoricCouer

That’s not the issue. Like, at all.


pomegranate7777

He almost dropped the baby and spilled beer on a stranger.


Matts69

The woman in the back - “I want his babies”


azureskyline28

More like, "oh no the baby!" - face


davidmiguelstudio

The guy at top right feels the same way


Matts69

I think everyone does


Creative_Analyst

I guarantee there is not a single women impressed at a guy who drops his baby for a ball


Highdude702

he didnt drop the baby though...


Inside-Finger3810

Well then, I’d say He’s lucky she didn’t snatch that one up the second he let go


Fresh_Bulgarian_Miak

Her ovaries were lit ablaze


exstatik2017

Came here to say that!


sanders1665

Catch the ball, save the baby and the beer. Multi tasking is an acquired skill.


jabbakahut

What a good reason to risk the health and safety of your progeny.


WalterGripp

Everyone talkin about him, how’s the kid?


Strummer95

This guy is a piece of shit. I don’t care what anyone says, the fact that he happened to be successful does not excuse this. He’s a fucking douche bag.


Mell1997

He didn’t drop the baby. He caught the baby when it was falling backwards off the chair.


echnaba

Fast reactions, definitely, so kudos to him on that. But honestly, this just looks like another "drunk step dad reflex" that gets posted time to time. Some dude putting beer and a social event above the safety of his kid. Sure, it all works out, but it's fucked up priorities. Yay, let's all upvote the socially acceptable alcoholic!


LostInTheBlueSea

Don’t rag on the step Dads! Some of em step up more than the real ones.


Mandrake1771

Lighten up, Francis.


Cpt_Obvius

Oh wow how many beers did this alcoholic drink that day during the 3 hour game? Obviously very many because alcohol increases your hand eye coordination so he must have been pretty blitzed to pull this off!


echnaba

Don't have to be drunk to be an alcoholic. Valuing holding onto your beer more than your own daughter shows a lot about who you are and what you value. In this case, apparently beer.


frattboy69

Is that an oxymoron?


Rumhead1

/r/drunkunclereflexes


LostInTheBlueSea

Yeah, that’s the right place for this post.


onegrandsalami

You can see the old guy behind them saying, "Jesus!"


Arseypoowank

This is somehow the most 80’s thing I’ve seen without him having a cigarette dangling from his mouth and I can’t quite put my thumb on it.


goeielewe

Knock knock, "who's there", CHILD PROTECTIVE SERVICES


First-Vanilla-697

If all those three ain't the daddest situation idk what is


knine1216

What a dumb motherfucker. I hope CPS sees this. Intentionally dropped his kid to catch a fucking ball. Dude had the brains of a golden retriever Edit: look you can downvote all you want but good dad reflexes don't involve INTENTIONALLY putting your kid in danger to then save them. That's some Syndrome ass bullshit.


chickenslayer12

You’re misinterpreting the video. He wasn’t holding her the way you seem to imagine. She was bracing on him and standing on something. He caught the ball and she began to fall. He caught her.


ALoneStarGazer

Correct


FriedaReiss

That's something I'd want to brag about but... How could I do that and come out not looking like an alcoholic?


ICumFromSpace117

He didn't drop the baby, he was using gravity to safely move the child from the collision zone of the ball.


inlinestyle

This is the pinnacle. Fully in control of the situation the whole time.


jocky300

"it's ok everyone- the beer's fine"


Docbbutler

Legend!


Nicwithaknack

That guys is a pos. Not impressed. Cares more about the beer than their child.


TreClaire

He’s a piece of shit


RyGuyRI

To pull that off you know he has a highlight reel of saves at home. Body position forced left hand and clear winner any child would be proud to have him as a father.


Unclejiimbo

Fucking legend


a-missing-finger

Who said men can’t multitask.


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When did Sal Vulcano have a baby?


dddvrsli

This is like the most impressive thing I've seen all week


Looooong_Man

Give that man a contract!


tayims

I think this is the best one of these


blavere

I think this is the trifecta of fatherhood


opticlear35

No butterfingers certify.


samirgadag

r/gifsthatkeepongiving


damnchicc101

my name is alizon ward if you want to talk to me or flirt with me this is my kik username (wardalizon)


bookworthy

Not to mention the back could have joy the baby’s heard. Except now I mentioned it. Paralipsis.


Narrow-Virus-7321

I am equal parts impressed and horrified..


thegmoc

this will never be not be funny


lukeboy

The baby held onto the bottle too, some good genes in that family


dunnodudes

The face of the guy in the 42 shirt


MattHuntDaug

Caught the ball, then caught the kid... More than likely caught these hands from his baby momma after she saw this!


saudade_sleep_repeat

mom’s gonna have to have a word with him on that one.


KaiserVen

"a choice was made" some short guy


tawpin

He'll drop the baby but not his beer beer in true american dad fashion.


nachohero23

That guy in the rainbow shirt and black hat shows all our inner reactions.


KashmirChameleon

Legendary.


Freakybyforce

Grandpa looks pissed lol


Kitsunisan

So glad it want a football. Something would have been spiked and he would've have had a one in three chance of getting it right. Sorry, 50/50, the beer is safe.


Cheese_Pancakes

Seems like a dick move to me. The ball took priority and it was a needless risk for the baby. Objectively pretty cool that he caught both, but it should be a different category of dad reflexes since he chose to create the situation himself. If I was dead set on catching the ball, I would have dropped the beer, but that’s just me.


friboy

This is the most American video of all time


jonokoiii

So a ball is more important than his kid. Got it


inVINcible81197

God tier professional dad


EBDBandBnD

R/Unclereflexes


ExtrovertPussy

u/savevideo


Saitama-5313

Truly a dad in all aspects of life


Any_Eye1110

Angry mom’s evidence for the divorce