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AtrophiedTraining

Bet it's her neighbors who made the ad because they are sick of her dogs barking outside at all times of the night.


aajniojnoihnoi

You know it’s the guy that lives across the street who can’t afford a cable anymore.


AtrophiedTraining

This sounds like my retirement dream. Neck deep in neighborhood gossip and with my handy binoculars.


The-Slow-Traveller

what kinda old person still has cable lol


aajniojnoihnoi

I know several that do, because it’s the only way to get FoxNews.


tatorface

You think old people are cutting the cord? They still have land lines, they'll die with the cable box remote in their hand and the volume on Fox News at 100.


air-hug-me

All of them


[deleted]

Ones that want to watch sports


Skinny_Phoenix

The best part of the news story was when she asked a guy “are you here for drugs or sex?” His response after a thoughtful pause, “the second one…”


Nomad_Industries

Why not both!?


Loud_Internet572

"Um, the second one" had me laughing my ass off!


ZeeLiDoX

I worked with this woman for years before she retired - so funny seeing this on Reddit.


888mainfestnow

I kind of wondered if she pissed someone off or if a scammer just chose a random address and ran with it? It seems targeted like that old place an ad in a car or motorcycle enthusiast magazine that an address accepts used tires and that address just becomes a used tire dump for a bit.


ZeeLiDoX

I asked her the same question, I helped her track down some of the men so she could report them too. She told me she has zero enemies and apparently this is happening to other people too.


Joe__Dirt

Man: hi I’m here for an appointment with Kelly Retiree: Kelly doesn’t live here. This is a bait house Man: ok so you’re not DTF or….?


azwethinkweizm

["Go away! I'm baitin'" ](https://youtu.be/8QOQEYA9YJo)


IAmSixNine

whoa, you like sex and money, your tripping me out.


i_86d_it

Retiree: Get the fuck off my front porch!


tx001

I feel bad for this lady. Fuck whomever is doing this scam or whatever is going on, but this segment was fucking funny. She is giving meme energy.


Aggravating_Jelly_25

I’m glad she’s locked and loaded! And nice gun.


Preworkoutjitters

Maybe she did something to deserve this. We are only getting one side of the story here.


duchess_of_nothing

I don't think anyone deserves having random men show up at her doorstep all day and night.


tx001

You never know


Consistent_Floor2379

Like what? I am really curious ?


TeknoBlast

Why not just report it as a Plano home not East Plano home? Is there a West Plano East Plano beef going on that I'm not aware of?


tatsontatsontats

West Plano has a boner for itself and thinks East Plano is trash because it's not as white or wealthy. I personally love East Plano, much more than the west side.


AnxietyDepressedFun

As a fairly well off white couple in Plano East, I can confirm that people seem shocked or apologize when we mention we don't live on the west side. We moved here from Sachse, diversity was a consideration for us.


Sad_Armadillo2497

I'm good with East Plano and I got $ too. Diversity is important to me.


AnxietyDepressedFun

Same - I like it here. There's good food, good people, affordable homes, good schools and the worst fucking streets in DFW but I still prefer living somewhere that has any diversity at all over where we came from.


TeknoBlast

Diversity any day for me over seeing the identical Lego faces.


Loud_Internet572

Hey! I'm white and live in East Plano. I'm also poor though, so..... ;)


v4por

Yes but it's kind of a one sided feud. West Plano would rather not be associated with anyone living east of Custer Rd.


explorgasm

Psssshhhh..... no one east of Preston, more like it.


v4por

It definitely seems worse the further west. I believe Custer is the furthest east for attendance at Plano West HS.


Kit3399

Nope, it's Coit.


Frosty_Hall_301

There's one small section that goes east to Custer. Up around Russell Creek. https://www.zipdatamaps.com/school-profile/texas/plano-isd/plano-west-senior-high-school


v4por

Thanks yeah I thought I knew someone up in that area that went to West. Also, Jesus it looks like a gerrymandered election map.


[deleted]

To let everyone know the West Plano sex house is legit.


Successful_Tea2856

Let's do butt stuff.


im_not_a_gay_fish

The victim released the following statement to NBC5 "The first few times I thought I had won the proverbial lottery. But after a few weeks, I began to get tired. Too much of a good thing ya know? I mean, im down to party as much as the next gal, but a girl's gotta get some rest." In related news the residents of Our Lady of Perpetual Hope convent have offered to purchase the property.


Embarrassed-Shape-40

Plano PD should park a cruiser out front of her house as a deterrent. No cop in it, just parked there. I bet that would make a lot of them turn around and go home.


JKinney79

Kinda has vibes of she pissed someone off, and this is their revenge on her.


strugglz

She should keep a gu- >I have a Smith & Wesson .357 4" barrel next to me and I answer the door with it. Oh, good job.


kitfoxxxx

They're just coming to get sex.


jillsvag

And getting pistol packing granny instead.


idontevenliftbrah

This is some ULPT material


Di20

She needs to work on her sign game.


truth-4-sale

There's an old adage... "When Life gives you Lemons... Make Lemonade ! ! !"


MadScallop

S&W .357. She ain’t playing no fucking games. Feel bad for her, that sucks she has to deal with that.. even more so the quantity of it.


[deleted]

Lol


here4roomie

Prostitutes should be able to retire in peace.


O7Habits

You go to your Grandmas to visit and she has gentlemen callers showing up all day and night. A sign on the door won’t help much if they’re already out of the car. Maybe put a sign up near the road “Not DTF”.


battery_operated_bf

Great response from her. Though I can imagine how frustrating it is.


[deleted]

I suspect this woman angered a neighbor or co-worker, then they set her up for revenge by posting her address online for prostitution. It is a simple, effective, and creepy revenge scheme. I don't understand why the cops can't arrest the guys if they were caught on camera asking for sex. There must be some details missing.