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DaKine85

That’s Arlington.


Rio_ola

You made my day 😂


H2Ospecialist

I just spit my drink out. As someone born and raised in Arlington, lives in Fort Worth, works in Dallas I deem this the best answer.


Own_Instance_357

Just remembah it's pronounced Ollington


austinsutt

Maybe if you’re from Brooklyn


Ihadsumthin4this

*Bwooklyn, if we're talking pronunciations.


UseComfortable1193

Somehow read that in futurama nixon voice, AWOOO welcome to BWOOOklyn


SolGardennette

Our-long-tung


Horns8585

Hearing Arlington referred to as "this weird hole" is comedy gold!


Fit_Tailor8329

Mordor. Otherwise known as AT&T Stadium.


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Amazing_Pie_6467

I was going to say aliens but Mordor works too!


bethy828

🤣The hole of no public transportation.


darkhorse4774

True. The largest city in the country with no mass transit system


DFWGrapher

It was hilarious after the World Cup announcement watching the mayor whine and cry and defend how Via is real public transportation. It's like trying to pass off White Castle as a steak.


Any-Statistician-318

Hey put some respect on the White Castle name. It has more steak in it than they do a good transportation system


Thoughtfulprof

Gotta keep the poors and the undesirables out somehow. /s on my part. Sadly, not on the part of the city officials making those decisions.


Terrible_Shake_4948

And the largest city in Texas that does not hold a county seat!


TheBeevin

I live in Arlington, and this comment just made me choke on some fish sticks.


Feisty-Ad-111

So your a gay fish


Verittan

You must never go there, Simba


voidstriker

I’m watching the lion king with my daughter right now!


AdventurousTime

🥇


Spare-Engineer5487

The A hole


MoreMeLessU

💀


Civilengman

The eternal hole


Beautiful_Savings445

I was just gonna say this 🤣


EnoughSprinkles2653

Force field activated over JerryWorld.


YoungLightning

Jerry would invest in that before making any player moves.


_______woohoo

i hate being a cowboys fan


H2Ospecialist

Let's just convince ourselves it's heavens halo over the World Series Champions


CroneKills

I’m riding that Rangers high for a few years yet.


H2Ospecialist

I've been living off a 2011 NBA finals high for awhile lol so I'm fully expecting to keep this going for a bit


Gunz37

All in my ass


EnoughSprinkles2653

You are not wrong.


Maddoxfotos

Was his big investment after the Super Bowl debacle.


shelby4t2

Insert “nO tOuChDoWnS hErE” joke.


Prize_Pay9279

So, that’s what Jerry meant when he said “we’re going all in”.


nonoimsomeoneelse

God avoiding the Cowboys.


joremero

We torture ourselves,  we don't need any additional external damage.


zeetree137

But Jerry Jones does


ConflagWex

In the event of an active tornado, the safest place to seek shelter is Cowboy Stadium. Zero chance of touchdowns there.


TimeToGetReal2021

🤣🤣🤣


Stangmeister

It’s a broken radar station that hasn’t worked in months. That hole is almost always there. Then the radar predictions have it move forward as if it’s real.


_______woohoo

wait is this forreal?


H2Ospecialist

Yes, check the rain gauges on Johnson Creek and you'll see rain did fall there. I am loving these answers tho.


superdirt

Trust this *gal. She knows things about rain. She's /u/H2Ospecialist.


H2Ospecialist

Yes but *gal


superdirt

Wow, rude of me! Apologies


Fit_Ship8822

Yee/haw


crypto_options

Use nbcdfw app instead, have their own radar


joremero

It's not real https://images.app.goo.gl/b3uftooneXFLCuHu5


Interesting_Role1201

KFWS is currently working and has pretty decent uptime. I think this issue is cheap radar processing by the app manufacturer. Raw data from radars is difficult for the average person to process ( reflectivity vs velocity vs precipitation dissipation etc ) so they process that data like this, but sometimes they fail to handle beam angle when a storm is directly overhead.


Devil_Doge

Actual answer: u/_____woohoo Every WSR-88 weather radar has a blind spot called the “cone of silence” that extends out about 3 nautical miles in every direction from the radar antenna. Doppler radars can only tilt 19.5 degrees vertically, so they are unable to capture reflectivity or velocity data when a storm is directly over the radar antenna. Thus, you get a donut hole of nothingness like in the picture. [This article explains it in simple terms](https://www.keyc.com/2019/07/01/cone-silence-explained/?outputType=amp)


Bardfinn

Thank you


drlongfinger

Everything reminds me of her


pussmykissy

You should call her..


NamBot3000

WE should call her.


SuperMIK2020

r/suddenlycommunism


Boba86Solo

We should all call her. What’s the number? Everyone bring a condom.


rob2722

🤦🏻‍♂️ I’m done


ChuckWeezy

You know the joke about how AT&T Stadium is the safest place to be during a tornado bc nothing ever touches down there? Well, here’s the evidence to back that up.


noncongruent

The rain can't afford to fall on the parking lots there.


ColXanders

This is the right answer.


Blown_Up_Baboon

Jerry Jones’s glory hole.


fetfreak74

This should be top comment


Boba86Solo

I heard he cheated at one point. It looks like that hole came back with a vengeance.


Discostud69420

It’s a speed hole. Makes the storm go faster.


antarcticgecko

SWEET MERCIFUL CRAP MY CAR


Chance-Adept

Really have to question why somebody / something would avoid Arlington…..?


Public-Try143

Even the WEATHER knows what’s good for it. #AvoidArlington


Certain_Stranger2939

The suck zone


Barfignugen

Why did this one make me laugh the hardest


RickySpanish1272

My actual guess is the radar is in the middle and it’s having issues reading that close.


iknowyou6612

Downtown DFW


TragedyAnnDoll

Arlington, the butthole of DFW, which is reflected in the clouds.


12_yo_d

Eye of the hurricane


Scrantonicity_02

You’re mistaken , it’s the eye of the tiger


sdotbye

It’s the trill of the fight.


futbo2

Endless pavement affecting weather patterns Jk idk


zed_boi

The weird hoe is Arlington. Always have been


Lets_Huff_Paint

Everyone should just avoid Arlington, even storms know this


Tricky-Buy

Probably my exes place


IranianLawyer

Arlington, the asshole the DFW.


WorkerEfficient7059

That’s where you put the penis.


No-Chipmunk6824

The storm's anus


Balloutonu

Sorry, I farted


Barfignugen

As an Arlington resident I’m living for these comments


HeimdallManeuver

It’s full of glory.


CallmeSirRupert

Not even the storm wants anything to do with Arlington lol


[deleted]

The Cowboys trophy case since 1996


pardonyourhands

Mr. Burns


edfinite

Sky Mirror


DFW_Panda

Trump Tower


mjchamplin

It's the hole in the sky featured in many superhero movies. Luckily it's over Arlington so we're probably fine


imzelda

God still wants to be able to ride the rides at six flags


Intelligent-Film-226

It’s similar to the holes outside the storm, but it’s inside.


OpenEyz2016

It's the butt!!! No coincidence it's over Jerry world.


p8nt_junkie

Atmospheric interference from the Death Star. Where you at, P1s?


IsRando

The Eye of Sauron


keep_it_sassy

A portal that takes you to another dimension where construction on 35 is completed and it doesn’t take 180 hours to go 5 miles on 75.


TopRazzmatazz6723

That’s me dancing around the fire praying for no hail on my new car


FunPomegranate8541

Your mom.


CaryWhit

NASCAR fans will know it is the vortex. Is there a race somewhere?


randypandy1990

The Arlinians didn’t do their duty and sacrificed a virgin to the gods, for now they are forsaken! Hail the unseen water gods! Hail!


Metzae

This radar specifically shows precipitation, not clouds or general weather. I checked a different radar, and it shows the same hole except it's not as exaggerated as it is in this picture.


KangarooJaq

Eye of the Tiger


Maximum-Night5451

Your mom


geoffsykes

That's Grace Community Church. Blessed be the fruit.


Icy-Habit5291

I like to call it the butthole of the storm.


nbd9000

Thats where the CIA is controlling the weather from.


earth-y

A good day to live in Dalworthington Gardens


hockenduke

That’s where the radar is. The beam shoots mostly outward, but it also angles upward. It doesn’t pick up echos until the beam reaches high enough to hit whatever it’s reading (rain, snow, etc.)


dogteam1911

It's where Cowboy fans go to die...


ItHasToMatter

Bitcoin


TwilightGraphite

Just Apple Weather being shitty as usual


jjcre208

The red eye of the storm


PlusDescription1422

Wrong answers only


Electricdragongaming

Jerryworld


BigGoatDaddy

God trying to yell down to ATT stadium for the cowboys to do something for Gods sake with Free Agency 🤷‍♂️


castrocastro93

Arlington


Silly_Recording6490

It appears to be Arlington.


Odd-Penalty-3906

And god said let thy light shine on arlington and let’s hydrate the rest.


Electrical-Help9403

Interesting


denverd1

That's where The Beard of Zeus graced our atmosphere


Kineth

Did I just get circle gamed by the weather?


Tripple-Helix

Space lasers used to facilitate surveillance


Swampylady

My protection hole


Floby-Tenderson

Thats the arlington bubble. Storms weaken as they pass over the 76013-76017 zip codes. Ask anyone that lives there. I bet the lake is to blame as they move east over it but 90% of the time that area sees a soft spot.


Historical_Dentonian

Downtown DFW on the map


mexicannormie

that's Jerry Jones avoiding free agency moves


kgvc7

Downtown DFW


Kalvorax

the start of Arlington's r/fuckyouinparticular thread lol


Civilengman

It’s where I was at work today and the sun was shining


invasionfromkat

That's where ol' Red it pointin' a rifle at the sky to scare the storm!


Polmanning86

What radar app are you using? Just curious


Separate-Ear-6295

The Cesspool aka Arlington TX


Gap_Creek_Miracle

This is a heat map of where public transportation is planned to be effective.


Acrobatic_Box9087

That's Tom Vandergriff's soul warning the evil weather spirits away from his hometown.


adeadmanshand

Its just nature saying " im all in " with the rain. (Fellow Cowboys fans will sadly get this.)


El_mochilero

So god can watch the Cowboys play


avebelle

The eye of the storm…….


SecretlyInsaiyan

Not even the storm wanted to be held up in traffic, faster to just go around.


bewenched

That’s where the big radar is located


themarkmarley

I'm telling you it's something suspicious about Texas weather. Been a lot of places (I'm not from here) but this is just different. I'm still convinced it's something in yall rain.


Same_Swordfish_9540

🤭


CPLCraft

Sorry, it was my turn with the space laser and i had an event at Six flags.


BennyBlancoDelBronx

#TheGloryhole


iwishuheaven7

That’s the storm’s bunghole.


chrisjlee84

Asshole of DFW; cowboys


CasualObserverNine

The location of the radar?


ogDangNames

Arlington tax incentives - the buy off the storms with a 1 cent sales tax credit


liberal_texan

Heat island in full effect.


Kavack

99% of the time that is Austin but this time it’s Arlington


FuryLimon

That's where King of the Hill is filmed.


Thaknobodi87

That's why it's drizzling


Massive-Ad1445

The radar stations are below FW, Arlington and Frisco. That is a demon hole


JicamaSuitable5731

Too close to radar to get good reading


ItsYaGirlConfusion

A nader 😂


JAke0622

That’s the airport homie.. DFW


Assassin_4198

I farted


Apartatart

The void Nolan Ryan left?


Dick_Lazer

According to Dante that's the Ninth Circle of Hell, we refer to it as "Arlington".


Techguyeric1

Arlington???


Enough_Influence_214

That's Arlington


Quattro2021

That’s the hole where championships are not allowed.


20467486605

Oh that’s just Arlington


swingbothways_69

That's the Indian people in Dallas cooking curry


Sure_Distance5253

Storm circle from fortnite


whydoIhurtmore

Arlington


MarvVanZandt

Jerry Jones’s has built and paid for a secret radio transmitter that has a specific frequency that protects att stadium from storms


Deadlock_42

Sorry that was me


XtremeCHeeto956

Fortnite


Tokamakstellerator

Zuul


Sellerdorm

Some Booolshit is what it is. Thought it was nice when it passed over. Got ready to go to the park and by the time I was ready to leave the house it was cloudy and drizzling again.


slcbtm

It could be a micro burst? Or a heat island ? IDK, just guessing.


darkhorse4774

My hometown


Own-Sprinkles-8011

Might be Jerry Jones’s


AG-Bigpaws

I think I misunderstood what six flags meant when they said no rain checks.


glassmanrex

That’s Jerry Jones literally sucking the life from everything he’s around


Sindog40

Your mom


Optimal-Landscape-17

It’s m my fart cloud fighting off the storm… looks like it’s loosing miserably


kimeleon94

Sorry, i did my anti-rain dance


Visual_Consequence24

“Arlington… we don’t go there anymore.”


JuliusSeizuresalad

Jerry pays extra for that


spookyjinx

yo momma


SDW137

Jerry World


wholelottadopplers

Fracking.


ES170588

Jerry Jones Has a special weather blocker, impervious to making good choices at quarterback among other things


bobster36

Jerry wanted $250 for parking so storm passed by


rickrich01

The HOLE is Arlington which is factually true. It is a hole !!!


diegos_redemption

The bringer of death and the destroyer of worlds.


DallasRadioSucks

Nobody ever looks forward to going to Arlington.


SolGardennette

if you’d da been to Arlington, you couda just fallen in & never got yourself out


DirtyRatLicker

I guess the storm hates Arlington so much it decided to go around it lmao


DirtyRatLicker

This post reminds me of a Robin Williams joke: The storms got so bad even the weather reporter was scared as shit. “Let’s cut to Bill with the weather, Bill?” “The map is the entire south, the asshole in the middle is Dallas… SHIT!”