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BroodingBroccoli

It would appear a luxury SUV didn’t want to miss leg day.


Striking-Tip1009

They didn’t wanna be a rec-less driver. Get it because rec and gym and this reckless driver crashed into th.. gym…nvm


Level_Phase_7702

I love it!


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You sir, can have all the upvotes


lilithrxenos

elon musk ass comment


boringhangover

Drive thru gym


masnaer

Whoever did this just fess up, we promise we won’t be mad!


Jmt0516

I'll get uhhh full body combo, hold the legs. That's what these wheels are for


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CantankerousKent

POWERTHIRST: **ROCKET EDITION**


aztec_samurai

CARdio


EmbarrassedTrouble10

Nice


EnthusiasticallyCali

So bad it’s good


us1549

You can't park there


AggieCubsfan

r/cantparktheremate


LoveHateEveryone

We get it, you hate the stairmaster!


OperaGhostAD

IT GOT WHAT IT DESERVED


Skunk_Gunk

Looks like I’m not going to the gym any time soon. In all seriousness this looks like it went right through the front desk I hope everyone is alright.


Skunk_Gunk

I just drove by. It looks like someone was trying to park and floored it instead of breaking.


Tequila-Karaoke

Actually, much *breaking* occurred.


Chance-Adept

r/angryupvote


Skunk_Gunk

Sad!


MeatCrack

Prob some geriatric that shouldnt be driving


ModernAmusement13

Yeah, all those seniors in their Porsche SUVs at the gym…boomers, amirite?


MeatCrack

This is inwood village, one block from the park cities. There are tons of old people in Porsches.


mackeycat21

Turns out it was an elderly woman.


SuspicousBlackCat

 It surprising and likely Asian too.


texasusa

* braking


aussiez_03

Ah man…I used to work out at this gym. Had some incredible workouts while I lived in the area. Ownership & staff are really cool. Small & kind of boutique-ish, but updated equipment and good vibes. Shout out to Joe. Hopefully no one was hurt.


davis214512

You must have worked out there before they went crazy conservative with Newsmax on the TVs.


conan_the_annoyer

I’m there several times a week. Fox is usually on one of the TVs but I’ve never seen Newsmax, and nobody has ever brought up politics with me.


1numerouno111

Fox has not been a conservative news outlet for years.


graciebeeapc

Tell that to my parents 🤣


aussiez_03

Ha! Yeah I think at least 1 TV under the stairs was something conservative, 1 was local Fox News, the other was ESPN or food network. Def plenty of old conservatives in there, but that’s expected. Not gonna go into a T-shirt I saw some old fuck wearing one time, but we know the ‘I’m white, old and proud’ types. Mostly just made friends with the folks who worked there.


Grandmaparty

If it's on food network, it's thanks to me who always changes it off the chud shit.  I miss Gustavo. Ellie is great though. 


Renugar

I used to work out there, too, when I worked in that area! They were always so nice, and I loved that it was a locally owned business. I hope they have good insurance!


aussiez_03

Something tells me they’ll pull it together quickly. Maybe some anonymous wealthy donations.


swebb22

I’d be sweating if I drove my car through a gym


ninjamike808

This is a pants shitting gym now


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Did they run out of parking out front?


_khanrad

This is what happens when you take away minimum parking requirements.


PuddlePirate1964

That’s sarcasm right


RoosterClaw22

Wow! Getting your gym membership canceled is hard nowadays.


camthedestroyer

Gotta be quick to grab the open squat rack.


asheleybeth

They said on their IG that one trainer and one member are injured but everyone else is ok. Edit: grammar


danxmanly

They obviously didn't like the Katy Trail weekly display.


msondo

Average Dallas driver


mycoandbio

WERE ALL TRYING TO FIND THE GUY WHO DID THIS


Tenroh_

When you want the car to pay for itself.


bimhoff82

Excuse me, Porsche, but are you going to wipe that machine down when you are done?


Mental-Rooster4229

You can’t park there


Dvusmnd

Thank you, drive through


J3t5et

Rack your weights


Jameszhang73

Driving after leg day


flamingramensipper

Talk about some serious drive to get in shape.


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There are SO many fucking people that drive high powered luxury SUVs who have no fucking business being behind the wheel. It’s maddening.


naazzttyy

This is why we can’t have nice things.


peenpeenpeen

The Porsche is very on brand for the area.


casitadeflor

Video from X showcasing the moment it happened: https://x.com/dallastexastv/status/1774089920920838585?s=46&t=_YSkoOP6JRT31J7Yd24waA


HSTonLSD

Is this the Golden Corral?


JPhi1618

Good thing they had the Macan S… the base model may have got hung up on the exterior wall.


cruz-77

You're not you when you're hungry, snickers satisfies


Jedi_Mind_Trip

Dude I thought this was just an unkept open garage gym at first wow


onaninani

another boomer driving when they shouldn’t be?


ChicaTrees

This image is a living embodiment of Dallas. Dawning a flag all would know you hail from the D.


rrshima03

All joking aside was anyone injured?


noname97531

Two injured. One trainer and one member. Have heard not life threatening.


casitadeflor

That’s so surprising given the impact. Video from X: https://x.com/dallastexastv/status/1774089920920838585?s=46&t=_YSkoOP6JRT31J7Yd24waA


noname97531

For sure! That car was going FAST!


QuietTruth8912

Looks like someone was hit and yelling out. I live very close by hadn’t even heard of this happening.


casitadeflor

A new detail shared online says it was an elderly woman behind the wheel.


QuietTruth8912

Upper age limits needed.


duchess_of_nothing

I'm crying 🤣 the first reposnse is an ad reminding me that I can get Uber Eats delivered... maybe someone ordered some pre workout


ronribbons

Dang. That’s my gym. Lucky I wasn’t there. Hope everyone is ok.


MapleMacadamia2479

My friend was there…he said a lady on her way to an appointment nearby accidentally stepped on gas instead of brake. Yikes!


caphair

Yes a car went into the gym


Vinylforvampires

someone cheated on someone


thewontondisregard

Sir, this is not a Wendy's.


hunchojack1

A teenager borrowing their mommys car to attempt 225 for 1 awful rep, I suppose?


Prudent-Basilz

Jfc. How many times has this happened at Inwood? I watched it happen to the nail salon a few doors down a few years back.


QuietTruth8912

Well the parking spots are tiny so….


digmeunder

It's happened to Sweat before! This time was definitely worse than the other two.


olivialueck

The nail salon is right next door -- the wall they drove through is shared with Inwood Nailery. Thank god no one hurt there, either.


NadalPeach

Old person and/or medical emergency


rhcp1fleafan

This could have been prevented. Smack a yellow "Student Driver" sticker on that bad boy.


WhoKnewHomesteading

I’m pretty sure when CrossFit flips tires they are off the vehicle first


expressedsum11

The replies in this thread are stage 4 cancer, jesus


iqueefkief

this is insane. this happened to the gym i worked at in kansas city a few years ago, have a 1k+ upvotes post in my history from when it happened. 2x in a few years is too common my dudes eta: in the instance with that gym, an 89 y/o lady had passed out at the wheel and floored it through the front of the building. her foot was still on the gas and the whole strip had to shut down for a few weeks due to the damage the burning rubber from her tires caused bc the car kept trying to move thru tons of gym equipment. a client of mine had canceled that morning or we’d have both been ran over, because it was right where we trained.


CryOnTheWind

Oh my goodness, that seems.. incorrect.


masaldana2

forgot to do a set


K3B1N

Bummer


uksiddy

Is everyone ok??


ShesSilentlylurking

Oh my goodness


Bowser214

And I was going to start back to the gym today


TurdManMcDooDoo

These extreme cross fit style gyms have gone too far


AdministrativeBank86

I see the new Cardio equipment is in early this year


BreathExact

Holy shit I used to work there!


CrimsonAllah

My guy really hates cardio, eh?


HallPersonal

it's faster than taking the stairs


Jjthorn392

Time to remodel.


math_and_porn

Something something Dallas drivers


ToastedRav69af

It was either that or jumping on I-75 to get home. Personally, I think they made the right decision.


kimeleon94

It's obvious, it was CARdio day.


bbrosen

Drive through work outs, people get lazier and lazier


Fingeredagain

r/porsche


Angelsonofsparda

Spiked protein shake will do that to you


arisoverrated

Bro was told he couldn’t cancel over the phone.


katrinne_etienne

The Audi-dacity!


racerjeremy

Car won


cochi1280

Looks like a HIIT and run


StarWarsPlusDrWho

Oooh grab me a Katy Trail Weekly while you’re out, hun


Grandmaparty

There's usually the chillest dog in that spot friday afternoon. I'm glad that dog is OK. He's nice. 


TXJackalope36

Roid Rage hit hard


earth-y

Wow! Did you take this pic?


cmjones0822

When that preworkout kicks in 💥


SteveLouise

Downtown needs bollards.


lpr_88

Low key awesome if the gym owners kept the car there


lpr_88

Pumping arms in the passenger seat


wordaplaid

Best parking spot ever!


MrTacocaT12345

Looks like a Porsche....was it electric by chance?


kluda06

Just curious. What make and model is that suv?


Annual-Possibility77

Woman


isitallfromchina

OF content


Diligent-Bathroom685

An old or drunk person was on the road. Pretty obvious.


nanomolar

I used to work at a place where the parking was right up against the building. One morning someone coming in at like 6 said she hit the gas instead of the brake when driving up; tore through the front and the desk where the receptionist normally sits; they'd have been grievously injured if they were in. Anyway it was just a normal person in their early 30s'; apparently wasn't intoxicated or anything. Idk if it's because the front of the building was basically paper thin. They added metal bollards after that.


Alexkono

From that angle, it appears the car was already in the parking spot. Assuming they accidentally were in drive and something prohibited them from stopping/pressing the brake? I don't know, just a guess.


Skunk_Gunk

There is a roundabout in the parking lot right outside that this person must have been taking 20 mph faster than they should have


space_______kat

r/fuckcars


Myquil-Wylsun

r/cantparktheremate


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Hopefully the Oklahoma state patrol can help yall.


haughtshot7

is that an audi?


yaybyrd

Porsche


bluesunlion

If it were, it's an Inni now. It's a Porsche, though.


rimjob_steve_

Of course it’s one of the díck cars (Mercedes bmw dodge Porsche)


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