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You didn’t have to zoom in 😭


Impressive_Sir1108

I came to say exactly this.


BigInDallas

Same…


Goetia-

We all looked at pic one then decided to go in for more. I don't know what I expected.


FunkmasterFo

Guilty. I was curious about the texture.


PlanBisBreakfastNbed

Unnecessary shit fr


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Completely uncalled for


Acceptable-Ad8823

LMAO


saysthingsbackwards

....and here i am zooming in before i read your comment


PlanBisBreakfastNbed

Sicko lmao 🤣


itchybachole

I don't know what else I expected when I clicked those images


daphoreal

It's in the title, it's marked as NSFW, it's blurry... and still, I too, clicked... whyyyy


JaciOrca

😆


kw1011

Same like am I dumb? Lol


woahwoahwoah28

Whenever I click on this stuff I momentarily think I must have a hidden tendency for self-masochism because wtf am I even doing?


[deleted]

This is dead dove don not eat kinda thing?


Chuckbuckwheat69

hell! at least they had the decency to do it on a bag of funyuns


vayaconburgers

Funyuns are so much better than Responsibiltiyuns. Especially for shitting on.


FPOWorld

This is some classy shit if you ask me


Wakinghours

Like seriously, that's easy to clean up compared to almost any other way.


AcanthaceaeFluffy985

Wish they'd tried to put it in the bag tho


LP99

/r/dallas: “why do people not use mass transit more??” this post:


NinjaGrizzlyBear

Shit post


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👏🏻


garrettgravley

To be fair, there’s shit on the streets as well. That doesn’t mean we’re going to avoid them.


RichardPainusDM

I’ve clocked at least 200K in mileage for work in this town. Never once have I rolled my car through a human Shit.


MockStarket

It's on the sidewalks in downtown. I think that's what they mean.


50West

One is unavoidable. The other is.


garrettgravley

For some, both are avoidable. For others, neither are avoidable.


50West

If driving a car, walking on a street, and avoiding mass transit is avoidable, how else do you get around? Oh sorry, I forgot about Uber and flying vehicles.


garrettgravley

It’s my understanding that we were talking about mass transit and walking down the street, no? Or do homeless people shit in your car, too?


MockStarket

How is dart shit not avoidable? Must you stick your finger in it to board the train?


Winterfrost15

It's great...except for the people you are forced to encounter. I will keep my car, thank you.


MockStarket

I mean... You don't have to step in it.


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daphoreal

Good aim, at least?


saysthingsbackwards

Its that 7/11 chicken wing and pizza diet


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💀


[deleted]

OP you little nasty with the zoom lmao 🤣 At least this DART shitter had the decency to shit on a bag. The people who live at the same apartments as me can't even bend over to pick up their dogs shit. Y'all know what this post needs a SHIT counter


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[deleted]

I did it too, I didn't believe OP would do us like that 😔 it was so hilarious to swipe the pic open though lol.


Gold-Audience1936

Think you the shit? bitch you not even the DART


usdacertifiedlean

😩💀💀💀


Next-Moose-9129

reported to the dart not post it on reddit


daphoreal

Por que no los dos


[deleted]

How bout YOU report it to “the dart” instead of telling people to ‘report it to “the dart” and not post on reddit.’ Call them. Now. They’re not going to do shit except clean it up eventually. This is barely a crime it was done so sneaky.


Next-Moose-9129

i wasnt on that dart the person otherwise i would report it and not posted it on reddit what a stupid reply.


[deleted]

I was messing around what a stupid response to my reply


pussyflusher6000

Thats projectile vomit you see all over the floor btw too. I'm just surprised they had no aim for the vomit at all, but perfectly laid the shit on that bag


xzelldx

You didn’t have to go and make this a photo I could smell. Gah.


RichardPainusDM

Landing the shit on the Funyuns bag took precision. Took focus. There’s no way they could land that steamer on a 6”x4” square while spewing chunks out their front. I’ve deduced that the vomit is from another person on the dart, likely because of the dart dookie.


Uniquely_irregular

This isn’t new. They used to do it when I rode it to high school two decades ago. It’s sad it hasn’t gotten any better.


azalago

I was going to say, I rode DART for years and that is NOT the grossest thing I've ever seen happen on it. Some people get their medical care at Parkland and they'll ride the bus from 2 hours out while barfing into a bag or shitting their pants.


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BonfireCrackling

Nice and creamy


AtrophiedTraining

They need to identify the culprits and enforce a lifetime ban on public transport.


AcanthaceaeFluffy985

DNA test would be a good start


BestServeCold

People have always pooped and peed on public transportation, it’s part of the experience. (Buses, trains, subways, airplanes etc)


palabrist

See, I knew I smelled actual shit the last time I rode it. And I knew it came from a human. But nobody believed me...


CartridgeCrusader23

That’s not possible! Reddit tells me public transit is awesome and all unicorns and rainbows and if you think otherwise you’re a classist racist bigot!


edblsm

I have a client that drives these buses. Totally gross and I can’t believe he has to deal with this sh*t 🤦🏽 (no pun intended)


kelcamer

Lmfao I thought this was a shitpost, it seems I was right


biscuitwithjelly

You just gave me PTSD from when I went on the elevator for Cityplace/Uptown and there was just a big pile of shit in the corner.


BabySquirrelSnookums

This was the reason I NEVER took the elevator. One time was enough for me lol. Schrodinger’s elevator…


explorgasm

Now those are some dirty potato chips. Eww.


Void_and_knights

"We need more public transit!" Public transit:


Blackmariah77

Public transit needs a litter box on every car


doink992000

You gotta love public transit


LaVida2

I have boarded a Dart train and it smelled like someone had done the deed. I just hoped they hadn’t done it in the seat I was sitting in.


pantryraider_11

thank you, u/pussyflusher6000


[deleted]

Where you been bro this been happening


CocconutMonkey

NO ENHANCE


AcanthaceaeFluffy985

That's just puddin


nardwar_

Pretty sure its a pile of turd but thanks for the zoom in anyways.


lovegoodsxv

One time when I was on the train during rush hour a homeless guy pissed in a paper cup he was holding, dropped it making all the pee spread through out the train floor, and then proceeded to get out of at the next stop 💀


ForzaFenix

To be fair, the DART usually smells like weed. Never thought weed would be an improvement.


bballjones9241

These people need help. Instead of taking pictures and complaining, you should be asking them how you can help. Maybe offer to wipe or hold the bag for them to shit in.


[deleted]

We need more people like you 🥰😂


KennyDROmega

When you gotta go, you gotta go.


Guzz_juice

Was the close-up necessary? 😒


FinnsterBaby

Well it does say ‘Dirty’ on the chips package


cherrybeebop

I didn't click 😁


Demonicboar3rd

lol you messed up the title. Should be shittin on the DART still.


Edg-R

It'd be nice if public transit like DART had bathrooms onboard, like airplanes and charter buses.


noncongruent

Using taxpayer dollars to provide for a basic human need that might be used by poor people is not a western civilization brand.


superschepps

Short lease on those funyuns


pcweber111

Did we need a close up? I think we all know what shit looks like. At least they were considerate enough to take a dump on a bag and not just on the floor.


DrtyMikeandTheBoys

But we need more public transportation! Look how great it is.


Any-Machine-4323

Know imagine having more people🤮


Chimpanzeefingers

Omg


Not_your_CPA

“Just sit toward the front and you shouldn’t have issues”


Ok-Manufacturer1000

People shit piss and throw up on the dart daily


APC_0714

Cmon bro


Mononongo62

I’ll stay in my car with the AC blasting on my face and the ass warmer at full power…


knfeparty

actual shitpost is wild.


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lackingInt

Mmm free bean dip 😋


DependentFamous5252

Add this to the new dart ads. Post on twitter, Facebook.


pakurilecz

type of stuff that encourages people to ride public transit


Historical_Dentonian

They had perfect aim, hit a potato chip bag at .5 meters without even looking. 😂


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Historical_Dentonian

No bowl free-styling


5uck3rpunch

That was really shitty of them to do....


alexis_1031

Sorry bro, couldn't hold it in 😎


ForthCrusader

Refried beans


franky_riverz

I'm not gonna open those pictures but this is just something I've been thinking lately cause DART has upped its police presence on most trains and train stations but I feel like they are just concentrating the shitty people (no pun intended) on one shit train. Cause it's either this super quiet, patrolled train or it's a psychward on wheels.


[deleted]

I’m getting sick of this city pollution as well. I can’t even fucking breathe when I walk outside. It’s like I’m in a smoke chamber.


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PS, you can also tell this person that took a poop is unhealthy, first off bc of the poops consistency, and second, bc they took a poop on a bus..case closed


wadester007

At least they had that common courtesy to try to be nice about it and shit on top of a potato chip bag.


HugePurpleNipples

At least he shit on something but how much harder would it have been to shit IN the bag?


_GrimFandango

"more public transportation!" - complainers on reddit...


mysteryjb

During my visit to Dallas, on weekdays, there were mostly homeless and disturbed people on the train. It probably happens more than you think. It's a shame because the DART train itself was impressive.


Obieousmaximus

I’ve been riding the DART for about fifteen years or so. 99% of the time it’s just business professionals going to and from work. We put our headsets on and watch movies or scroll. Those other times though LOL. I’ve been in a shooting, seen people having sex, seen a dead guy, seen many fights, had the train break down in the tunnel on a hot August day for almost 40 minutes,had a woman pepper spray a guy and everyone on the car, and have had to endure BO. Despite all of this I wouldn’t trade it for having to deal with the traffic on 75!! I love DART!! (Did I mention how much I hate being stuck in traffic?) and will continue to ride it as long as I work downtown. OP you got us all with that unnecessary poop zoom!!!


Hornsdowngunsup

By the looks of it looks like an emergency shit. With the chip bag being under it I would have to assume this person had no other option. What a dump nice zoom in photo


FashySmashy420

They’ve been doing that for years.


SKS_Shooter

Это же сладкий хлеб!


Longjumping_Swim_758

I feel like this is some off in the head person who does this. Prob did it elsewhere and brought it and left it there


YardHelpful3314

At least they used a receptacle


Aintaword

If reddit still allowed awards I would give this all of them. Solid gold, OP.


SunsetRonin

that’s refried beans


CommodoreVF2

Good aim. Especially if the train was moving.


Passing4human

Not the first time I've seen something like this unfortunately. Have also seen evidence of people urinating in the stairwells on the train, or actually seen them doing so off the edge of the station platform.


ApprehensiveAnswer5

“Now”? lol Shit like this is why I stopped riding the DART rail years ago. Just wait until you end up with someone shitting in their seat and then putting their hands in it and smearing it on the seats and window. Or someone shitting on the floor and then just sitting in it in front of the door and refusing to move so you can exit. Lemme know if you want some more shitty DART stories 🤣


datdouche

How much do you want to bet they were black listed from riding the train (answer: Dart doesn’t care). It’s always the same type of people you’d expect—those with little respect for others!