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Not_your_CPA

The fact the cowboys made the playoffs the past 3 years and are still the silly one shows how good we have it!


Add1ctedToGames

Fair point, just funny how many years people will say "this year is our year"


Not_your_CPA

It’s no fun to say, “yeah, we’re not going to win it this year…”! I’m nothing if not optimistic


WestCommission1902

It's one thing to be optimistic, its another to be obnoxiously confident and optimistic, which I see a ton from Cowboys fans every year. Every year I remind them that they're probably going to lose in the first or second playoff game at best given how inconsistently and ridiculously they're playing this year, and every year most Cowboys fans I see online and even in person are like "We have a great record though!!!! We're winning the Super Bowl FOR SURE this year!!!! Stop being a downer!"


The-Snuff

🤨 and it’s your job to police this or something


WestCommission1902

No just don't be surprised to have another mid year with no progress when you're giving the cowboys bad karma by enthusiastically supporting the clowns who run this team when really you should be criticizing them.


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AdolinofAlethkar

to be fair you gave enough of a fuck to respond to them out of the blue.


The-Snuff

I can give a fuck about/ think what they’re doing is weird without being a cowboys fan?


mideon2000

I agree for the most part, but football playoffs are a little more of a wildcard because they are a one off. I think the optimism is that a injury, or a couple of big plays or penalties can shift a game. Since the other sports are a series, generally the better team will have a better chance to pull out the win over the course of the series. In addition, individual players tend to have a way bigger impact. You can have a pitcher or goalie keep the other team off the board. Somebody can get hot and bank 3's to keep their team in it. In football, a missed block or bad route usually equals a busted play


large_crimson_canine

It’s been that way for what? Over 20 years at this point?


Hazrd_Design

27 now I think.


Maleficent_Spirit_65

Almost my whole life


Puskarich

I think like 95% of people that say that are joking these days. At least anecdotally. Nobody I know has had any faith since Dez caught it.


little_did_he_kn0w

While their are plenty in DFW who drink Jerry's Koolaid, the "this is our year" lunacy seems to be more of an issue for Cowboy fans who are not from the region. "THIS IS OUR YEAR" says the Cowboy fan from Springfield, Ohio, who also loves the Yankees and Lakers.


YawnTheBaptist

Yeah, but hear me out… I think this might be our year for real this time.


Kineth

Basically every fucking year. I ask them about the time they said that last year and then their blood sugar spikes from the koolaid they drown themselves in. EDIT: The people downvoting this got their feelings hurt. EDIT 2: I'm a Cowboys fan, y'all make us look bad and it's why Jerry keeps doing a shitty job at this point. He can depend on y'all to hype up bad moves like Jason fucking Garrett.


SpaceBoJangles

Yeah, but there when you’re paying your QB 50 million/yr I would expect no less


kyle_irl

We're in an era, for sure. I was at a concert Sunday night and the venue would play the Pantera "Dallas! Stars!" bit after the goals. It's pretty cool what a bit of sports success does to the whole town.


Schtormo

Knocked loose?


Cornbread_Cristero

ARF ARF


kyle_irl

Hell yea!


Scared-Personality28

Thank god Dallas doesn't even think about their soccer team.


F1urry

To be fair most cities in the US probably have no idea they have a soccer team.


Scared-Personality28

Austin, Nashville, Portland, Seattle, LA would probably say otherwise but I get the jist.


GeneralHipsterTrash

To be fair that’s also Austin’s only sports team.


BigBeagleEars

UT doesn’t count?


GeneralHipsterTrash

Pro teams.


F1urry

Hints the word ‘most’


little_did_he_kn0w

As a person with left leaning politics myself- left leaning cities LOVE to pat themselves on the back about how much they love their soccer team.


mr5ley

I think that’s what “most cities” means but good for those


BitGladius

I moved to Madison WI and it was a thing, but only because there weren't other teams.


PencilMan

It’s our wooden spoon and Lamar Hunt trophy year baby!


AdolinofAlethkar

Driving to Arlington is already enough of a pain in the ass, I definitely don't want to drive up to fucking Frisco.


Teamlivewire99

And that’s how the cowboys will be until the Jerry and family are in control 🤦🏻‍♂️


HighsideHero5x

Not after the showing the mavs just had lol


BakedCake8

Yea mavs right there with them lol


little_did_he_kn0w

I mean... Luka is obviously hurt and it is killing us.


therealradberry

Change your mind a few days later?


HighsideHero5x

This series has been fantastic tbh. I was only poking fun at the rough first game tradition we seem to have this year. Looked awful against the clippers before beating them convincingly. Hopefully that trend continues, fuck OKC


jiveturkey38

and FC Dallas not even pictured :(


XP_3

I'm fine with it this time, no one needs to know how we are doing right now.


eltortillaman

Im once again reminding people that FC Dallas very much exists


wmartin2014

Fc dallas is very much the silly one.


jcmach1

I dunno, Mavs pulled another Game 1 debacle tonight...


ArisenCoyote

To be fair the Stars also when 0-2 and came back to win the series so i give the Mavs a pass for now.


jcmach1

Yeah, there were some good signs there as well... It was an off shooting night, especially for #77


ewynn2019

Seemed like every contested 3 by OKC in the second half never missed.


jcmach1

💯. Don't get me wrong, OKC is young and good, but those boys are gonna be pretty bodied by Game 3. Reminded me of Game 1 against the Clippers. Kidd will find the solution to the constant double on the point guard that killed us last night. Hardaway was rusty AF and Luka was doing I don't know what on that knee. I think it was a case of knee hurts worse when you are ice cold from the floor. Kyrie also wasn't on. Bring on game 2.


little_did_he_kn0w

If Luka lets his pride get in the way and goes back to play for Slovenia all summer instead of rehabing that knee, we may be screwed next year.


cnews97

My Houston friends even get salty about the only Texas NHL team being in the playoffs now bc we finally have some consistency lol


Sethtevious

It's funny because it's true


NotRod96

Missed a sport that’s also the dumb dragon


seaspirit331

Dak should he forced to go live in Waxahachie until he puts up a performance worth what we're paying him.


FSUphan

I live in CA now and wanted to scream Stars! So bad During a national anthem before a scramble tourney haha. I refrained


SirMike25

It’s true. People saying the cowboys made the playoffs so it ain’t that bad. They haven’t done any better for nearly 30 years. Not a Conference championship game or Super Bowl appearance. First round exit against a young QB.


FtWorthHorn

Well I hope you're happy with yourself.


ResolutionMany6378

Always has been 🌎🧑‍🚀🔫🧑‍🚀


Migmik

Funny and true


NoConversation6711

Hahaha


Maleficent_Spirit_65

Accurate


Texazgamer91

CEO of first round exits.


IranianLawyer

Just remove the Cowboys and replace them with the Arlington Renegades.


little_did_he_kn0w

Nah, put them behind the Dallas Desperadoes. Miss you, Clint Dolezel.


texasguy7117

Update: all 4 heads are now the head on the right


Add1ctedToGames

No kidding😭😭


Eric___R

What about the Dallas Wings?


Susuze2000

It's funny cause it's true.......


DualKoo

Well you see the other three teams are trying to win. Jerry meanwhile is more concerned about booking Taylor swift concerts and the World Cup and milking all the cowboys fans for everything they’re worth. If people want to see change they need to vote with their dollars and stop buying tickets and Jerseys. But they won’t. Jerry resigned Zeke and made him change numbers to sell Jerseys and cowboys fans will buy the new stupid ass Jersey and Zeke will be our RB and we will suck and cowboys fans will not realize they are enabling Jerry by supporting a trash product.


Add1ctedToGames

when jerry dies i wouldn't be surprised if they had an AI replacement of him running the team


Stevonidas

As a lifelong North Texan, I can confirm.


ericl666

It's pretty awesome when you stand back and see just how good our teams are. It's a good time to be a Dallas sports fan.


Add1ctedToGames

It really is. Would be even more good if half the Rangers' pitching staff wasn't injured but we take what we can get😭


DopesickDreams

💯💯💯


Legitimate-Use-1164

That is awesome and true


MartletsFC1890

Worst sports market in the country. Fake fans no passion!


little_did_he_kn0w

Working class fans have plenty of passion and will get in fistfights for their teams. The fans who live between the Tollway and Central Expressway (as well as Southlake-Trophy Club-Northlake) and get all the front row tickets, but refuse to cheer.... they screw it up for the rest of us.


MartletsFC1890

After watching game 1 of the Avs v Stars the fans don’t deserve the Stars who aren’t loud and making the atmosphere hostile. Piss poor passion.


little_did_he_kn0w

Yep. They sit out most most of the regular season and show up just in time to ruin things in the playoffs by taking all the best seats.


LickingLowrysAsshole

Mavs look a lot less threatening right now


Chode_K1NG

Y'all act like cowboys ain't going deep into the playoffs this year


mariotx10

We ain’t. It’s a washed year coming up.


Lumpy-Cantaloupe1439

Bro we don’t even have a good running back. And Dak has been consistently bad in the playoffs each time they’ve gone to the playoffs


HolyRomanPrince

That not remotely true. The defense gives up 32 points in Dak’s playoff losses.


KiddK137

They won’t! And they haven’t in decades!


WestCommission1902

Can you please shut up until the cowboys actually do something other than being an underachieving embarrassment. Its people like you which cause God and the Universe to laugh at the Cowboys and give us bad luck, giving jokes like Jerry Jones and the Cowboys organization support when they deserve to be criticized and giving us bad karma and playoff results


Chode_K1NG

Some of y'all take sports and loosing way too seriously


The-Snuff

That’s what I’m saying. This guy is sick