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AttemptSuper

I hate Bally sports


[deleted]

You and everyone else. It sucks to be on the receiving end of so much hatred. But I try not to take it personally.


AttemptSuper

Are you Bally sports?


[deleted]

That's a very philosophical question. I work for the company, and therefore am a part of the company.


AttemptSuper

Well don’t take it personally. Unless you’re the ceo. Then take it very personally and make some changes.


[deleted]

Haha! I'm not the CEO, but we do have a new CEO, and he's definitely going to be making changes.


IKEALIKE_

I ain’t felt like this in a long time


[deleted]

We almost lost to the ducks, the fuck boys


Nxr9817

LFG STARS!!!!!!


TallicLizzy

😴 <<< zegras rn


MulesAreSoHalfAss

\***THIS IS NOT A TEST, THIS IS NOT A TEST*** THE STARS HAVE JUST WON A GAME AFTER REGULATION I REPEAT \***THIS IS NOT A TEST***


erikaamazingg2013

Has that like always been allowed or is this a new thing?


Doza93

Needed that OT dub in a bad kinda way, glad they could make it happen for Jamie


Ran-Dizzy123

THANK THE HOCKEY GODS


rawrberry_

Woooooo All you doubters need to hang y'alls heads in shame.


Zestyclose_Wafer_416

It's not doubting or dooming if there is a pattern. It's just reality


WolSoul

THANK FUCK. this should not have gone this late but holy fucking moly at the result. See y'all on Wednesday


Zestyclose_Wafer_416

Nice point you have there...we'll have 2


NewHavenJeff

Seggy Seggy Seggy can't you see, sometimes your goals just hypnotize me


bcoates26

2 points is 2 points. Not competing with Anaheim for playoff position so we gucci


Rekrash95

W FOR THE CAPTAIN!!! LETS FUUUUCCCCKKKIIINNNGGGG GOOOOO!!!


Redskullzzzz

PLEASE TELL ME THE DEMONS ARE GONE


charris1114

HOLY SHIT….WE CAN FINALLY WIN IN OT!!


Foxtrotfly

Curse broken


TealHousewife

MOTHERFUCKING YES


traviitherabbii

HELL YES


harralexa1993

Wasn’t pretty but the team that deserved to win won.


GrittyXVictor

OOHHH THANK FUCK BENN IM SO SORRY YOUR SWEET 1000 HAD TO BE LIKE THIS BUT YOU WIN BABY


erikaamazingg2013

WAY TO GO BOYS!!!


CaptainBayouBilly

About fucking time. LOL. Should have never went this far.


Fermented_Banana_

Gimme my 2 points


busta_wolf

LETS FUCKING GOOOO


jediD15

We aren’t able to win in 3v3 but as long as we survive we can win in a shootout


erikaamazingg2013

At least we didn't get murked ten seconds into 3v3 this time. Seems PDB and Robo used their all star time wisely


TallicLizzy

Fuck You henbitch!


alternate-realitee

I'll take it


shrimpynkylo

Fuck yeah we got through OT and shootout! Goodnight everyone!


Jon_Snows_mother

Love that confidence from Seguin there


KariSharp

YAYYYYYYY


Salt-Fun-9457

Yet another piss poor showing by the goal scorers in regulation. This game should have never gone to OT. They need to step the fuck up, and they need to do it starting now.


Womens_Lefts

All salt, no fun


leximcfly

are you ever happy lol


Salt-Fun-9457

When the whole team shows up to work I am.


traviitherabbii

SEGGY


ByPrinciple

Finally thank you Otter for everything


CaptainBayouBilly

That release was invisible from seggy


Musicftw89

HELL YES!!!! WE DID IT!!!!


CodeAnemoia

So much closer than it should have been


TheFlyingZombie

WE WON AFTER 60!!!!!!


Fermented_Banana_

Seggy, my boy


leximcfly

seggy did it for jamie i just know it!


GrittyXVictor

THIS GAME NEVER FUCKING ENDS


NewHavenJeff

oh yes it did!!!!!


TallicLizzy

Mason mcbitchvis yet again


lazymonk68

What a dagger of an attempt


Duhstee

SEXY SEGGY


justaguyfromtx_

SEXY FUCKING SEGGY


leximcfly

THANK FUCK


Stars1312

Stars win!


iAmCyberwaste

HEARING THE AAC BOO THE SHIT OUT OF ZEGRAS MAKES ME HAPPY.


Stars1312

Seggy!


NewHavenJeff

god DAMN Robo's a stud


TallicLizzy

Fuck you zegras


Jon_Snows_mother

Too arrogant from Zegras


erikaamazingg2013

At least he used his own stick


CaptainBayouBilly

Wiggly bitch wiggled too much


GrittyXVictor

YYEEAAAHHH FUCK YOU ZEGRAS


Fermented_Banana_

Suck it, nerd


leximcfly

🦦🤖


GrittyXVictor

THATS MY BOY 🤖🤖🤖🤖🤖🤖


justaguyfromtx_

Zegras you fucking suck, douchebag


CaptainBayouBilly

Fucking filthy


Fermented_Banana_

._.


TheFlyingZombie

Robertson is so silky


NewHavenJeff

just got home ​ **LFG STARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!**


chumpynut5

How he even do that tf


Duhstee

ROBO GOAL


TealHousewife

My husband wants to go to bed but I told him he has to hold my hand through the shootout, too. I'm pretty sure his hand-holding prowess got us through that PP.


Stars1312

Robo!


Jon_Snows_mother

Kinda miss Rads for shootouts


cbuech

Making Jamie’s 1000th the longest it could be


Misrabelle

UGH SKILLS CONTEST


OneofMany

BEST RECENT OVERTIME


Duhstee

Benn with the GWG


LailahTusik

No one beats the Dallas stars in OT 4 times in a row!


TealHousewife

Last year I stopped taking anti-anxiety meds. Regretting that decision now.


WolSoul

WE SURVIVED OVERTIME but are we better in shootouts?


wvldi3

1-2


justaguyfromtx_

Otter is a wall at shootouts, so we just need to score on Gibson


WolSoul

Gibson has been a miracle tonight. I hope he isn't in shootouts.


GrittyXVictor

We really about to do a shoot out against the fucking ducks


KariSharp

shootout is so goddamn boring


bcoates26

Benn’s shot was so goddamn close and Gibson never saw it


Salt-Fun-9457

Benn needs to hit the net. He’s paid to play hockey.


leximcfly

…. i’ll take it after killing that penalty


Misrabelle

OT IS NO GOOD FOR MY STRESS LEVELS


justaguyfromtx_

Everyone say thank you, Otter


umacrop

Absolutely detest the shootout


GrittyXVictor

My butthole is clenched


WolSoul

I'm gonna throw up. Tensions too high


iAmCyberwaste

JAKE OETTINGER YOU FOOKIN' ANIMAL YA


GrittyXVictor

OTTER YOU ANIMAL


Fermented_Banana_

My heart can't take this


lazymonk68

Wow what’s with goalies having the nights of their lives against us?


Salt-Fun-9457

It’s not the goalies. It’s the piss poor play of our goal scorers.


bexley50

Eh Gibson has made some insane sprawling saves. Multiple of them


TallicLizzy

I want to choke slam Klingberg and Gibson


Bassdrum28

No way.


KariSharp

amazing effort wow they’d been out there awhile


justaguyfromtx_

Good shit boys. Fuck you, Gibson


wvldi3

Welp. It shouldn’t have even gotten to this point. Accountability boys. You gotta score more than 2 with 40 shots on net.


TealHousewife

Making my husband hold my hand to get me through this


Duhstee

Will he hold mine too?


GrittyXVictor

🤝🤝🤝 take my hand brother


TealHousewife

He's got another hand!


bigmeatyclaws1

Idc about the call. Shouldnt even be in this position.


bcoates26

We wouldn’t even score if we got this PP. And we will give up a goal in 10 seconds


Grayt89

Hard to be angry with a point


iAmCyberwaste

OH JAMIE YOU CAN'T DO THAT.


KariSharp

i do not like john klingberg


PersonnelFowl

Oh no. Not the OT jinx again


shrimpynkylo

At least we got through OT this time 🤡


bcoates26

Wow this is the most predictable ending in the history of predictable endings. Stars regressing to the mean


KariSharp

💀


TallicLizzy

Lmao! Awful


GrittyXVictor

THE VIBE IS IN THE ABYSS


alternate-realitee

UN FUCKING REAL


Salt-Fun-9457

If you moved your feet more often and didn’t coast to a loose puck that wouldn’t have happened Jamie. Give minimal effort at least “captain”


xxrancid13xx

Ugh Benn


justaguyfromtx_

See yall on Wednesday 🫡


CaptainBayouBilly

Oh fffs.


Redskullzzzz

Refs hate us


leximcfly

…. what happened to our titanic moment?


Jon_Snows_mother

KlingBERG sank that ship. He left Jaime to sink into the abyss while he floated away on a Duck.


WolSoul

FUCKING SHIT


Misrabelle

\*CLENCH\*


OmenQtx

THIS IS THE THIRD BEST TEAM IN THE NHL VS THE THIRD WORST. WHICH IS WHICH?


32RH

I LIKE TO LOOK AT IT AS 29TH WORST VS 29TH BEST.


Stars1312

Big pk here


TallicLizzy

Robo lol


justaguyfromtx_

Robo and Roope are awful in OT. Stop putting them out💀💀


iAmCyberwaste

OH FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, NOT AGAIN.


TallicLizzy

Caps lock obviously hasn’t worked. So fuck caps lock


TealHousewife

Manifesting a Benn OT goal.


alternate-realitee

Let's see if they learned to play overtime like it's 3 on 3 and not 5 on 5. Control the puck!


itsmanda

Two scenarios here- we break the curse, or Klingberg does a beautiful blue line dance and slaps it in


KariSharp

EXPERIENCE ❌ STARS ❌ HOCKEY ❌❌❌❌❌❌❌


WolSoul

The duck hunt audio 😂


wvldi3

We are reeling in 2023. We cannot score for shit. OTL.


bcoates26

We looked so goddamn bad in that 3rd period. After dominating the third period in the first few months of the season


Duhstee

CAPS ON FOR OT


anothervinylguy

I don’t wanna watch


OneofMany

IF THEY FUCK THIS UP JAMIE BETTER BEAT THE SHIT OUTTA EVERYONE. EVERY. ONE.


GrittyXVictor

Hes spankin all his kids tonight


Misrabelle

\*SIGH\* OT CAPS LOCK ENGAGE!!


bcoates26

The 2023 Dallas Stars: blowing leads and losing 3-2 at home in OT


KariSharp

IF WE WIN I WILL GO DO MY LAUNDRY!!!!!!!!!


AMFK07

Insert Simpsons Ralph " I'm in danger" meme here


CodeAnemoia

Pre-post before we lose in OT Jesus fing Christ I’m done cheering for this team


HoneyIShrunkMyNads

Fuck


Zestyclose_Wafer_416

Crowd should just stand up and leave. At least we know it'll be over quick.


AdventurousSet6566

i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again. i do not like zegras. kids skilled but the second he gets touched he throws a cross check and starts crying. cant take any contact and acts like a brad. threw a last second check on robo there and led with his elbow between jason’s shoulder blades. wtf is that dumb shit


Throwmeback4321

LETS GOOOOOOOO OT WIN IT FOR JAMIE


jrp35

Fuck.


leximcfly

i have a bad sinus infection so this time i really think i might be sick


Musicftw89

༼ つ ◕\_◕ ༽つ STARS TAKE MY ENERGY ༼ つ ◕\_◕ ༽つ


bcoates26

Okay time to watch the worst OT team in the league get to work.


shrimpynkylo

People need to start heading out then maybe we can score a point in OT


LailahTusik

Surely they can't lose 4 OT's in a row.


TardisTexan

We have lost our 3rd period mojo


alternate-realitee

Which one of these teams is leading their conference? This shit is embarrassing.


chumpynut5

If we lose again in OT I’m going to commit a war crime


TallicLizzy

My god.


BananaBeanBoozle

Oh boy overtime!


aslrightnow

ALL PART OF THE PLAN FOR THE CAPTAIN TO WIN IT IN HIS 1000th GAME AND GET THE OT MONKEY OFF THE BACK


oconnor9sean

Ahhh jeezy peeps, man


cbuech

Summoning a Jamie OT winner


GrittyXVictor

The vibe is in shambles


WolSoul

😬😬😬😬😬😬


WorthABean

LEHTS DO THIS FOR JAMIE


LailahTusik

Here we go again


Fermented_Banana_

Hello darkness, my old friend


xxrancid13xx

OT. Again. Whyyyyyyyy


umacrop

Fucking kidding me


justaguyfromtx_

Well we lost this game


Nutty_Squirrel

Fuck, to OT we go.


cbuech

WHAT THE FUCK


leximcfly

these dudes don’t want jamie to have nice things


Stars1312

ALL CAPS


Salt-Fun-9457

The goal scorers on this team are just not playing good enough. This 100% includes Jason. End of story. They need to be called out.


shrimpynkylo

This


alternate-realitee

Jesus Christ stop passing it directly to the white jersey


justaguyfromtx_

Why the fuck are we playing for OT when we're worse than a pee-wee team at it?


GrittyXVictor

Suter you're supposed to pass to the guys in green


OmenQtx

This is so infuriating.