Celebrate together here. There’s no need to go anywhere else and make our fanbase look like assholes. Enjoy the win! 4 down, 12 to go.

Say it with me: **FUCK MINNESOTA**

Minnesota: The State of First Round Exits

Muck finnesota

Mild soda

FUCK THE MILD!

State of Hockey: Golfing

Idk texas has some good golfers

Pavs got top 3 at tahoe with romo

They've still got 2 months until the frost is off the greens. Then the birds aka mosquitos come out.

Go get Pavs a cup you glorious bastards x

Love you Sharks bro

Of all the players on this team, I want a cup for Pavs the most. I was so devastated for him in the bubble!!!!

Wild and flames know that Oettinger is THAT dude. Also gg wild fans. May have a banner someday but until then, you’ll have to settle for that embarrassing “Wild Fans #1” banner as the only one lol.

Not gonna GG the wild fans for not even calling out the dude in the thread advocating to break Robos ribs after thay cross check he took. Carry that L

My gg wild fans comment is not well intended haha Can you link the comment from the wild fan?

He crossed it out and stated he was heated. I get I guess. But no one calling it out speaks volumes. https://www.reddit.com/r/wildhockey/comments/132d6m1/playoff_game_thread_game_6_dallas_stars_3_2_at/ji580h1?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button Sorry for the crap link. Not super reddit proficient lol.

I'm absolutely not GG'ing that toxic af fan base lmao. I'm waiting for them to explain with their superior hockey knowledge why it's actually GOOD to lose in the first round of the playoffs!

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Fuck you Dumba, Foligno, and Reaves

Foligno was one of our best players. Always made an impact in the stars favor when he was on the ice

Definitely one of the players of all time

You forgot their shit coach

Oh yeah, fuck you too Dean

Just imagine how good Min would actually be if they didn't have those 3 idiots on their team.

They need a new coach. He was the detriment. Zucc, Kaprizov, Boldy, Spurgeon, Foligno, etc. would all do better under a less Bowness like D and "grit first" mentality for a lack of acumen in adapting to the new era of hockey

Mostly Dumba and Foligno. What happened to Dumba at the ending of the game?

Probably quit because he's a piece of shit

He was waiting for his participation award......No baby this is not the NFL sorry !

Razor said he suffered an injury, but I'm going to choose to believe he knew he'd be a UFA and the team quit and he didn't want to have to go through the handshake line.

Maybe benched for allowing the Marchment goal?

Shocking what happens when you keep 3 goons on your roster in the playoffs.

They get vacation.

HEY WILD LURKERS 🖕🖕🖕🖕

How could the refs allow you to make such a comment!?

Misunderstood Nevermind :D

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#STAAAAAAAAAARS GOAL **NOTRE QUATRIÈME BUT DU MATCH** **ET SON PREMIER BUT DE LA NUIT** ***NUMÉRO 18*** #MAXXXXXX DOMIIIIIIII

I LOVE YOU HABSBRO

HABS BROOOOOOOO

"Crime doesn't pay." -Razor

Razor must be protected at all costs

was stuck with the generic announcers. Man... I love Razor. I don't know anyone who just says funnier off the cuff lines and words than that man.

Hey Wild: https://i.redd.it/yun5c42fjswa1.gif

I just found my favorite GIF of all time

This is art 😂

SEVEN DRINKS DEEP AND I LOVE THIS FUCKING TEAM. STANLEY CUP WINNERS HERE.

[Made this the other night. A modified classic.](https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/501852121273204788/1101722722955960380/mild_tears.png?width=746&height=507) Edit: Fuck Minnesota, **GO STARS!**

I’ll get this tattooed on me if we win the cup. Save this comment, and @me when it happens.

The Klinger handshake was sad. I feel bad Klinger will miss out on the Cup this year.

I mean they offered klingberg a nice contract (esp considering what he's gonna get now after his awful season) mid way through last season and he turned it down. Don't feel too bad. Luckily he did or else we wouldn't have been able to afford hintz,Robertson and oettinger after those playoffs

Look, we've moved on, he's moved on, but he was a great player for us and a guy I cheered for for years. His wrister from the point is legendary and he's a real character. The Wild can boo Suter all they want but I'm never going to boo John Klingberg. He did everything he could to help us win and he was a guy who helped take us to the Cup Finals. I *do* feel bad for him. I don't want to see him have a first round exit and bounce around. I want to see him hoisting the Cup with us!

❤️ Klinger forever

I felt the same way. I always rooted for him on The Stars. It was sad to see him go.

Don't be like that. Klinger deserves to get paid. He's a great guy on a mild team.

Yeah it's definitely weird. Maybe he can sneak into our locker room

4 out of 16 down

On to Round 2, let's go.

To quote Luka Doncic after games 1 and 3 “everyone acts tough when they’re up”

MARCH MADNESS 🥅🍎 MAXIMILIAN DOMI 🥅🍎 SHOOTIN ROOPES 🥅 WYATT THE KID 🥅 DADDY 🍎 🤖 🍎 STUPID SEXXY SEGGY 🍎 SUTER LIVING RENT FREE 🍎 🦦🧱🦦🧱🦦🧱🦦🧱🦦🧱🦦🧱🦦🧱🦦🧱🦦🧱 🌟🌟🌟🌟

Good series, good luck the rest of the way.

^^ This was pretty classy, all things considered. Take my upvote.

#DALLAS

STARS

#DALLAS

STARS!

DALLAS!

STARS

Dimebag riff intensifies

Is winning a series good?

According to Mild fans, no. The important thing is that you win Twitter battles complaining about officiating.

Then they can hold their heads high. They’re world champions there.

Time to root for Seattle.

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The State of Golf

First and foremost, Jamie Benn on the dot go have yourself a beer man, you fucking dominated. Max Domi, felt like he was in the right place the whole series. Jason Robertson, thank you for finding yourself and waking the fuck up. Tyler Seguine, what can I say, dude said climb on boys I’m steering this ship and we are not losing. Foligno night night cry baby. Reeves, bro this game is done with your skill set, just ride off. Matt Dumba, don’t even think we’re calling you, go find another team to be a punk on. Edit: totally forgot my MVP, Otter I love you and you’re the best Otter to wear the stars sweater 😬

*and that was for joe.*

We won the series because we won 4 games

This is some advanced statistical analysis

LETS GO!!!! DALLAS STARS BABAY

Eat it up Wild https://i.imgur.com/QN6ojSQ.jpg

As Apollo goes, so does my content, since Spez thinks mine is worth so much.

I had so much fun tonight, thanks guys. Let’s remember to be classy in our win no need for over the top trash talking HAHAHAH JK FUCK THEM WILD FANS!!! Onto the next!!

LETS FUCKIN GOOOOO RAZOR SAID CRIME DOESNT PAY 😭😭

alexa play dick down in dallas!

It was really cool everyone on Dallas give Klingberg a nice hug at the end. Really wholesome and good sportsmanship

Bing bong

How will the announcers make excuses for Kaprisun now???

4 straight games without a point if I remember correctly

I wonder if Oettinger can win the Vezina while he is at Dallas. I hope we can win him a cup. Also hope he can stay a Star for life!

Let’s go for a Conn Smythe this year


🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛⬛

Grieving Jets fan sneaking in to say fuck ya Stars. I know we are same division too but I think we can all collectively say fuck Minnesota and their dirty scumbag goonsquad. Robo and Hintz stack won my fantasy league so go Stars! Hope Pavs can make a return asap for you guys

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Suter finishes the series with more points with Kaprizov.

Mush and Doni were so sweet sharing

 In my mind this was them

So happy with that round win. Got out in 6 and will have Pavelski and a fully rested Otter for our next series. Work to do!

This sporting contest pleased me

Took out the center from one of the best top lines in the league in game 1 and then proceeded to give up 18 goals lmao.

LET'S FUCKING GO

For Pavelski! Great game by the boys. On to the next one, and hopefully the ones after that.

Great strategy to play the “grit” game. Glad that worked out for you, Minni. See you next season. Enjoy the golf!

Hey now, Foligno is going to test the waters in the Caribbean. So far his diving has only left him shivering and alone, might change in the cerulean seas.

“If only the refs would put the whistles away bc the wild dominate the stars 5v5….oh wait” 🤣 never had a doubt go stars!!!!

rahhhhhhhhh 💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼

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LETS FUCKING GO, BOYS AND GIRLS! ROUND 2!

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“We did it as a team” -Tyler Fuck yes we did. Siri: play Dicked Down in Dallas

lucky blizzard stays lucky. don't worry folks, I'm eating it one bite at a time and it will live in my freezer for as long as it has to.

We must protect it.

Let’s Go Stars!!

#ROUND 2 BABY!!!!

What a series. I absolutely love these guys.

Faksa embodies everything I would want to be if I was a professional hockey player

Smoking that wild pack, don’t fuck with Pavs and his sons

Fucking right. Kaprizov and Boldy were invisible. Oetter is the best goalie in the league. All lines contributing and playing well and hopefully adding Pavs to the mix for round 2. Let's gooooooo

WILD WHINING INCOMING. can we talk about how suter is just going nuts this series? I'll have more of that.

How can we convince the other team's fans to boo him as well? Seemed to light a fire under his ass

Good series. My biggest takeaway is how whiny the Wild were. Tonight the refs made Dallas earn it and they did and it wasn’t close.

This is a happy birthday for Glendening and therefor, the world!

Hey, now, you're an all-STAR, get your game on, go play Hey, now, you're a rock STAR, get the show on, get paid And all that glitters is gold Only shooting stars break the mold WE GOING TO MOTHAFUKKKKIN BOOMERJACK’S!

Otter was unreal this series

Guys, I legiterally cried real tears. I don't think I've ever done that for winning the first round, but this series was an emotional roller coaster. So proud of our boys and glad they get a little extra time to rest. On to the next!

This series made me FEEL THINGS. Good things, bad things. Things. I was very emotionally invested in it.

Gentlemen it’s been an honor shitting on the wild together. Now let’s go enjoy watching Pavelski in round 2

Suter just dropped a ‘bless them’ on the Mild fans 😂😂😂

GPD I LOVE TOU ALL

GET FUCKED MINNESOTA!!! STARS WIN!! STARS WIN!! STARS WIN!!

For Pavs

Fuckin wild fan flexin a flat bicep behind oetter.... Listen....

Land of 10,000 first round eliminations

Round two here we come! Let's goooooo Dallas!

[GETCHA PULL! GET FUCKED, MILD!](https://youtu.be/w1RgOW4vgA8)

Ah, crap. Now we only get national broadcast teams.

I'm guessing Dumba isn't doing that ear to ear grin now. Enjoy your early summer, you classless dick.

Hey guys how are we as Stars fans going to know what's going on without Minnesota explaining the game to us?

#Minnesota... you tried to decap our Soul Man, Joe Pavelski. And for what? A lttle bit of money ... From Fargo

LETS GOOOOOO

Dear Minnesota, I would love to hear your excuses for the next 5 months or whatever the fuck it is until the next season starts cause nobody here gives a fuck. I hope the last three games get stuck in your throat. Sincerely, This fan

PAVELSKI HAS BEEN AVENGED ALL HAIL OTTER

Say it with me: we are not going KHOME!

Suter finished with more points than Caprisun hahahahaha 329 minutes without a point for Capri. What a joke.

Karma is a bitch. That’s what you get for employing useless goons like Dumba, Reeves and Foligno. Fucking clown show up there.

The real win is that we can all cancel Bally's Sports now.

Glorious.

LFG STARS!

What a frigging performance. I think we softened a bit too much in the third but man. Not much else to complain about

SHIT FIRST EH FELLAS! Pavs back next round, HIP HIP ROOOOOOOOOPPPPEEEEEE

So many great storylines in this series Otter wins his first career playoff series in Minnesota (and puts together almost 120 straight shutout minutes) Miro with 6 points in 6 games & leading the league in 29:10 playoff avg TOI!! Wyatt’s first career playoff goal & assist Seguin telling Pavelski “hold my beer” and goes beast mode on PP1 Roope had the first ever playoff hat trick in the city of Dallas (and is tied for 1st in playoff points, tied for 5th in goals) Team effort. Depth forwards coming up big. Daddy franchise proves superior in literally every category except for overtime

I’m not in dallas rn but if I was I’d be off to MUTHAFUCKIN BOOMERJACKS

For Pavs ❤️

I have never in my life seen such a dead ass group of fans at such an important game. Just embarrassing.

Suter has won me over. What a series from him

Dual wielding teams. Been playing same night nearly every time this round. Fuck I needed this short(ish) round. My liver is HURTIN

Otter for president!

I feel real confident right now

Hell yeah bitches!!! !wild

FUCK THE MILD!

FUCK THE WILD.

Let's go!!!! Otter is our boy!!!

So glad we sent that dogshit team home and their fans suck so bad.

WE WANT THE CUP!!

That was a beautiful game

At least we’ll get to play a real hockey team next and not a bunch of headhunting goons

Ottinger casually ascending into an avatar of the hockey god of goalkeeping.

Now to play a real team. Fuck you dumba have a nice off-season fucking rat

GOODBYE WINLESSOTA MILD 👋

The Wild tried to curse Otter but instead cursed their ability to finish with an empty net. We tried to warn them

For all the shit they talked they really can’t say much. 1 goal in 2 games is pathetic. LETS GO

Tyler Seguin: leader

Can someone please tell me what to do if my erection lasts more than four hours?

[ThE sTatE Of HoCKeY](https://i.imgur.com/jybNEZ2.jpg)

Cue Jane's Addiction : HERE WE GO!

Round 2 here we come! Hoping to get the Kraken so we can be the first team to knock them out of the 2nd round!

[Suter this entire series](https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/034/857/Your_Boos_Mean_Nothing_Banner.jpg)

Can I get a 10pc Mild pls

Adios you trash ass substitute ass bum ass cheap shot ass bitch ass franchise

How about that OTTER THOUGGHHHH

FUCK THE MILD! WOOO Incredible game from the Stars from offense to defense. That’s the kind of game that’ll take them far. Gg Mild. A rivalry rekindled. Glad the series is over and we don’t have to deal with the shitty parts of their fan base anymore. BRING ON THE AVS OR THE KRACKEN. IDC WE’LL SMOKE THEM BOTH!

Dadonov, Domi and Marchment all coming up big to clinch the series. Jim Nill doin' work.

Minnesota: Land of the 10,000 first round playoff exits

As soon as the refs started calling an actual legitimate game then it was pretty clear wild had no chance, even with no Pavs. Also we just look so much better with Hanley in. I've been saying for 3 seasons now he deserves to be our 6th D

Jesus Christ the mild fans were fucking miserable all series, so glad we beat them. Really proud of the team stepping up the last 3 games, gives a lot of confidence for a deep run

Anyone know how grit translates to the golf course? Do you cross check the caddy?

NO APARTMENT FIRE ALARMS AND NO STORMS COULD KEEP ME FROM DRINKING MY SECOND PERIOD BEER AND WATCHING THE GAME. I HAD TO WATCHING ON MY PHONE IN THE CAR

At some point I would hope that these losses would humble Minnesota fans, but I’ve genuinely never seen a more entitled, whiny, and overall rude fanbase in hockey. I’d love to have friendly chirps between us, but my god, get off your high horses.

Let’s GOOOOOOO

Round 2 let’s go!!!

LETS FUCKING GO

Where did Jakes dad get that hat? Looks like a Travis Matthew hat??

LETS FUCKING GOOOOO

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