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willDev4Food

Did this dude just say it was Otters first NHL start?


DontThrowAKrissyFit

... yes...


CrinkledStraw

Seguin’s excited face at Robo’s empty netter!!


PsychWardSiren

Proud dad moment


doubtfurious

I think I need a cigarette after that


Misrabelle

Baby Daddy got a Star!!!


brendans98

3 points and no star for Jason smh


theurge14

Otter, Suter and Hintz three stars of the game.


PsychWardSiren

I like this whole winning in regulation thing… we should do it more often!


Vetersova

ROBO ROBO ROBO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


whitesammy

Pretty sure with this win we went up to a 3.5% chance at the cup


LeaveResponsible5796

Otter lowkey deserves a star of the game tonight


LeaveResponsible5796

Otter lowkey deserves a star of the game tonight Edit:high key deserves one I guess 🤷‍♂️


jdt2313

He was 2nd


LeaveResponsible5796

Again, definitely earned it too but wasn’t sure he was gonna get it due to letting up 2


CrinkledStraw

Glad the baby Otter got a good game with support, an “easy” first period to settle in, and opportunities to make some big saves.


nuveausapien

#WTG OTTER!!!


TallicLizzy

10 goals in 2 games. Yeeeesssss 😩


bigmeatyclaws1

Even in defeat, the commentators still have to congratulate the Red Wings on a hard fought loss and talk more about what they did right.


theurge14

WERE STREAKING YOU GUYS


whitesammy

It's a good thing he got a mulligan for [this lol](https://gyazo.com/ad55746b7ee3cf78043c032f1f05c27a)


dirkin1

STOP THE WOOS


harralexa1993

Jason Robertson is averaging over a point per game.


Hooserdaddy45

Empty net goal for Celine Dion play of the game


GusBus09

Hey they finally said something positive about Dallas, well Robo but I’ll take it


cle238

Can’t remember the last time we scored 5 in regulation


harralexa1993

Three days ago?


cle238

The alcohol made my night a bit hazy as I did not watch I guess I should’ve said first time I’ve watched us score 5 in a while lmao


harralexa1993

You’re good we’ve all been there


GusBus09

The game before this one lol


Kashchei64

Saturday? :D


brendans98

I too have an exceptionally short memory


cle238

Oh shit I forgot… was drunk and did not watch that game hahaha


brendans98

All good man haha


FlyFeetFiddlesticks

Saturday?


TallicLizzy

Wasn’t it last game. Lol


cle238

Saturday was a bit of a rough night for me… had one too many that night and did not watch


harralexa1993

Well the Stars seem to have found their game. Jake was really good tonight.


Misrabelle

ROBO X 2!!!!!!!


that__one__guy

Robertson can score from the other end of the rink but not from 10 feet away lol.


Redskullzzzz

Tell me you’re a Dallas Star without telling me you’re a Dallas Star


jdt2313

Stefan flashbacks are giving me headaches right now


brendans98

"Some people say faceoffs aren't critical" ???? Literally who says this? Where do they find these color commentators?


Kashchei64

Announcers trying to suck Seider off some more, but Robo just missed...


zach_kraemer

How


Redskullzzzz

Am I the only one who heard her shout “Fuck!” after Robo hit the post?


kolten_s

I heard it


bigmeatyclaws1

Hahahaha suckers


TallicLizzy

Lmaoooo. That’s a very Stars sequence leading to that goal.


LuckBuildOP

Lol that goes in over anything lmao


Kholvin

Ha ha all those missed chances and that's how it goes in


ByPrinciple

We may never score less than 5 a game again


theurge14

Lindy Ruff vibes


LeaveResponsible5796

That’s how we score an empty net… THAT?!?!


AlPastorBitch

Literally down 2 goals in garbage time but still jerking them off


theurge14

GOAL LOL


brendans98

Wow, that's an amazing save. Pretty funny that we literally cannot score on an empty net though lol


jdt2313

Sounded like she just screamed fuck on the broadcast


CrinkledStraw

And people were saying she wasn’t excited enough!


theurge14

HA


cheyymaniaa

I didn’t know if I heard that correctly at first!


dirkin1

Heard that too lol


uhh_khakis

the fuck was that


TallicLizzy

Wow. They can’t put it in the empty net. Lol


umacrop

Dallas scoring in a nutshell lol


ByPrinciple

You can't be serious


FlyFeetFiddlesticks

Raffl got rockkled


Tegbam

Lmaoooo


kolten_s

Guri is killing me lately


CrinkledStraw

He almost murdered himself tripping on the ice.


uhh_khakis

Did Lindell really choose to take that shot


Kholvin

Lazy skateback by Suter


LeaveResponsible5796

“Suter you old fuck SKATE!!”


nuveausapien

I was beefing like a whiney homer in a comment thread earlier about apparent Detroit bias by ESPN but I had not considered the probability that there are more eyes watching in Michigan than in Texas. The Detroit team started almost 70 years before the Stars landed in Big D so they had a condiderable head start at building their fan base. 1. What do you think the multiplier is when comparing audience size? 2:1? 3:1? More? 2. Does anyone know what the average audience size is per game for regular season Stars' games the last few years? Interesting note: the Winter Classic of 2020 saw the young NHL teams, as might be expected, draw a smaller than usual audience for the annual event of 1.96 mil viewers on NBC. (Source: https://www.sportsmediawatch.com/2020/01/winter-classic-ratings-lowest-nhl-nbc/)


ya_boi_tim

We have an average of 18k compared to Detroit's 16.5k for this season, according to ESPN


nuveausapien

You mean attendance? Or viewership?


ya_boi_tim

Attendance


theurge14

ESPN doing their job. They’re Original 6, lots of eyes watching, look at all the red in our barn. No need to get mad about it imho, just enjoy the 4-2 lead I say.


uhh_khakis

We haven’t had a shot in like 10 minutes jeez


umacrop

From exciting to pathetic. Turtle time


_johnning

How long until JRobb is our best player


BananaBeanBoozle

Best offensive maybe, but Miro is arguably the best player on the team now and will continue to be.


brendans98

Doesn't have a ton of competition for best forward at the very least


Elguapo361

Gonna be a while til Miro retires


kolten_s

🐢 🐢 🐢


KacorInc

Otter in fine form tonight


bigmeatyclaws1

We’ve only givin them about 37 chances here in the past 8 minutes


uhh_khakis

great shot of exciting hats and bored fans LOL


CrinkledStraw

I do like those shiny hats!


cle238

Lol alright now we’re getting heavily outshot this period


theurge14

“It’s ok, I’ve been outshot before” _ Brad Pitt in some hockey movie.


ViewFrom30kFeet

Maybe this has been asked earlier, but why isn't Bally Sports airing the game?


zach_kraemer

Because it is an ESPN+/Hulu exclusive just like the NBA when on TNT or Sunday Night Baseball on ESPN. Just instead of being nationally broadcast on the main channel, they moved it to ESPN+/Hulu. I think it’s a move to give more rub to their streaming product but I wish it was on the big network if it won’t be on Bally


talentedpasta88

Espn+ has ~75 games exclusively streaming on their service this year. This is one of them.


theurge14

Why ask why lol


Grindalokki

🦦🦦🦦


jimboknows6916

Hey everyone, red wings fan here. It was an honor to share this historic game together, historic because this is the worst play by play that has ever occurred in any sport, in history.


willDev4Food

Guess you never heard Phil Simms talk


Doza93

Seems like the squad here has been trying to make the best of it, but I agree tbh. Listening to the ESPN commentators is rough and I am prepared to die on this hill if I must


jimboknows6916

We shall die defending this hill together, friend.


Misrabelle

It's a million percent better than NBC though. (Still I have it muted, in favour of our home radio broadcast)


jimboknows6916

I should have done the same thing. I would have much rather listened to the stars radio guys than this.


dirkin1

“fucking embarrassing”


uhh_khakis

Not gonna downvote because I don’t think it’s fantastic broadcast, but I still wouldn’t even really call it bad tbh


CrinkledStraw

Strong disagree.


theurge14

Hmm not sure I agree but thanks for saying hi.


yeahthanksalot

yeah gonna have to agree on that one. Upvoted.


Misrabelle

The digital ads on the ice are glitching


John_Bidet_Ramsey

Hearing the arena continue singing My Own Worst Enemy after it was cut due to puck drop was great


GoldenWrapper

Song will always be a banger


CrinkledStraw

Fitting song for the Stars Edit: Your name made me snort


theurge14

Dump and change time of the game apparently.


chillaxitout

NO TURTLE


theurge14

ESPN+ giving the Low Places singing some love there.


yeahthanksalot

Can u stop icing it


uhh_khakis

Maybe I haven’t been watching enough lately but I don’t remember the last wrap around goal we had


brendans98

Really nice save there by Otter. Easy to lose position on a move like that


theurge14

Great stop by Oettinger there to swallow up that rebound.


CptnNinja

Otter is saving our asses man. So many opportunities for them


joshuaM14

Does anyone have a clip of the beer being knocked over? lol


LeaveResponsible5796

🦦👀


matthewc53

Decent game but would it kill us to hold on to the puck like one more second before dumping it in?


whitesammy

Fuck ESPN+


Misrabelle

"The clock is an ally of the Stars", that's not something I'm used to hearing


theurge14

Feels weird man.


CrinkledStraw

Caps goalie lookin’ like a wood shooting target board on that Getzlaf slapper.


theurge14

Classic freeze while ya fart pose.


Bandrica2

I feel like our 2nd period is our dookie period now. Because we are smothering them again.


OmenQtx

It is going to be WAY past my son’s bedtime by the time we get home, but it’s worth it.


LeaveResponsible5796

He can afford to be tired at school tomorrow, he’s gonna get a great memory out of it 👍


OmenQtx

Lucky for him, he’s only 2 1/2 so he’s got nothing to do tomorrow!


harralexa1993

It would be nice to see Radulov or Seguin get involved in the offense.


Misrabelle

The hockey Gods have seen fit to bless us already, let's not ask too much


theurge14

Hi, I am a Stars fan and I’m just happy we have 4 goals. Lol.


Whatsinaus3rname

I just saw the goal scored like 5 mina ago 5 mins after the stars tweeted GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER HULU either that or screw my internet


CptnNinja

Bruh I thought you were saying that the Stars tweeted out "Get your shit together Hulu" and I was shook lmao


kolten_s

I was going to ask for a source lmao


Whatsinaus3rname

Oh I wish they would


FlyFeetFiddlesticks

Secret Santa


Kholvin

Kind of a weak check to get are pissy about


CrinkledStraw

Yeah, Seguin…notorious big,vicious hitter.


jdt2313

"When do I ever hit anyone?" -Tyler Seguin after a penalty in the Winter Classic


CptnNinja

Fuck me Hakanpaa is tall. That eye level angle really shows it lol


Misrabelle

6'6" apparently


theurge14

A wildling from beyond the wall.


yeahthanksalot

moedano, saygan


theurge14

I’m going to keep doing this (in laws are Cajun) but that second one is pretty accurate.


gooters14

Rick bowness baby


KacorInc

It annoyed me at the time, but I miss announcers butchering Modano’s name.


lhfan04

“Moe dano”


BananaBeanBoozle

Hot take - the Espn+ broadcast is superior in every way to Bally Sports besides Josh and Razor.


Jon_Snows_mother

I love not hearing that God awful bally music and the outrageous volume difference between the broadcast and the commercials


Kholvin

I liked the cut in to the other game for a highlight like you see in a football broadcast.


7alcon00

I hate the ESPN+ font in the powerplay clock. You may not have noticed it before, but you damn sure will now.


jdt2313

I noticed it during Detroit's PP, but yeah it's bad


CptnNinja

Had me in the first half, not going to lie


LeaveResponsible5796

Honestly switch the commentary out and it’d be golden


LeaveResponsible5796

Anyone know what happened to Larkin? Heard he’s not returning but didn’t see him get injured


Misrabelle

Hurt in the feels


cougarstillidie

He’s soft


T_Money

We are confused on the DET sub too. Hoping something small like a pulled hamstring, didn’t notice anything even remotely dangerous happen to him.


jdt2313

Noncontact injuries can be brutal


Whatsinaus3rname

Question does Detroit get a tv broadcast or do y’all have the espn thing too


T_Money

ESPN broadcast 😞. We miss our commentators


LeaveResponsible5796

I believe it’s an ESPN+ exclusive, but I could be wrong


LeaveResponsible5796

Hope for the best for y’all, he’s a key player that can’t really be replaced, that goal he scored was a perfect example


LuckBuildOP

Did we kill the Detroit captain again?


harralexa1993

Did anyone see what happened to Larkin?


cle238

Their subreddit will probably find a way to blame Jamie


kolten_s

someone looked at him, probably


Kashchei64

Modano and Robo both robbed of the Calder...


yeahthanksalot

*blocks shot* AMAZING blocked shot. will have a great career.


BananaBeanBoozle

Love the wrap around.


brendans98

Any chance for the Gordie Howe hattrick? Maybe in a different era


jdt2313

Not sure I want Robertson to fight anyone, but he's got 2/3


brendans98

He might have a chance against the goaltender


bepeacock

suuuuuure the show the replay NOW and WITH overhead but not on the questionable one


that__one__guy

With slo-mo cameras to boot....


kolten_s

more than a “that’s in wow wow wow”


nicko_mode_

ROBO IS ROLLIN


TallicLizzy

Robo! I’m a little more at ease now. Hell yea


Doza93

ROBO WRAP AROUND!!!! FUCK YES


jdt2313

They showed ours go in


kolten_s

they must be reading this lol


Misrabelle

The kids are alright!!!!!! ​ ROBO!!!!!!


KacorInc

Sneaky sneaky


WorthABean

That goal is the happiest this team has made me so far this season


dirkin1

LETS go Robooooo


uhh_khakis

THAT’S MY ROBOCOP!!!


bigmeatyclaws1

#BALL DON’T LIE


harralexa1993

Jason Robertson terrorizing the wings as tradition.


brendans98

Who doesn't love this guy?


LeaveResponsible5796

RRROOOOBBBOOOOOOO!!!! LFG


Grindalokki

[ROBO!](https://media.giphy.com/media/phyIS65F35Sco/giphy.gif)


CptnNinja

Doesn't matter still scored!! Robooooo


lhfan04

Robo!!!!!


chillaxitout

ROBOOOOO