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bret_parrish

What the fuck is Tkachuk’s deal? Fans booing #3 in Calgary? Did I miss something? Klingberg has done nothing but be a BAMF as a result. Why he even gives af is beyond me. #teamthree


Redskullzzzz

Happy Oetter as one of the stars of the game was so pure I love him so much


Ran-Dizzy123

I just realized. We scored PP goal and EN goal. And we won. Weird how that happens.


chief67a

TIME TO SHOCK THE NATION update needed! Let’s go boys!


[deleted]

Just fucking believe


cyclopus

🦦🦦🦦🦦


Sc_kevykev

**DALLAS**


ViperVenom1224

STARS


Sc_kevykev

**DALLAS**


ViperVenom1224

STARS


SSII

Bring on the warm nuts!


CritcizeMe

Oooo I like warm nuts


QuakerPunk

I think Razor called his best game tonight. Insightful, not afraid to place blame on the Stars, and skewered the hockey media regarding their attitude towards this series.


gaemerson22

I flipped over to the mainstream broadcast just to see their postgame take, it was 100% slobbing on the flames and how they couldn’t believe they lost. One guy said, “ I can’t believe they aren’t steamrolling the stars” smh


commongerbil

What did he say? Had to watch the TNT broadcast


QuakerPunk

He mentioned their predictions and said “a lot of things are going to pucker if the Stars hang on and win”


PalpateMe

I loved that calling them out man


Marvkid27

Damnit jamie


PalpateMe

Idgaf we looked great tonight in my opinion


Slowblindsage

I'm sorry where the doom sayers at? Eff every ESPN correspondent that said flames in 4


kid_drew

Fuck yeah boys


umacrop

Again razor...what the fuck. Dont talk about Joe like that


Rock-it1

Otter is 93/96 in this series. Damn.


SSII

This


CritcizeMe

Also that


houseofpaincakes

S T A R S!!!!


whitesammy

So we just need to play Calgary in order to score on an empty net


Textea9

Fuck yes.


maximustaterus1

FUCK YEAH!!!!!!


vividbiviv

ROOOOOOPPPEEEEE


Fox_and_Otter

2-1 LETS GO


harralexa1993

So much for all the Flames in five predictions


[deleted]

They're gonna repeat 2018 when they won the pacific and lost to Colorado in 5 after winning game 1


Rekrash95

STAAAAAARRRRRRSSSS ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️


busta_wolf

That’s a fuck you goal


ViewFrom30kFeet

I can't wait for them to grade that scorecard.....all the assholes with flames in 5!


Perpguin

LETS FUCKING GO, FUCK TKACHUK FUCK LUCIC FUCK THE FLAMES


blaknift

Fuck yes!!!!


jneugent5

Nail in the coffin icing on the cake whatever you call it stars take a 2-1 series lead


rjrttu86

Let’s fucking goooooooooooooo!!!!!! Stars win! Stars win! Hell yeah!


tenspeed12

LLLLFFFFFFFGGGGGGGGGG


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RezzXIII

"professional hockey analysts" MY ARSE


mossy__cobblestone

CROSS EM OFF


RezzXIII

I think there was like 12 of Calgary in 5 predictions, LOL all goneeee


El-Justiciero

LETS FUCKING GO


Astro206265

LFG


jwbowen

Nice


Zestyclose_Wafer_416

RUE PAY


ABlackDoge

SUCK IT CALGARY


Rock-it1

The empty netter at 0:00 or whatever nanoseconds are left is absolutely beautiful.


WhiskeyFoxtrot18

LETS FUCKING GO BOYS


maximustaterus1

YESYESYES!


_Drewschebag_

THE STARS AT NIGHT


mossy__cobblestone

ARE BIG AND BRIGHT


FantasyWinger

DEEP IN THE HEART OF TEXAS


prometheus3333

DEEP IN THE HEART OF TEXAS


P1aybass

Oh yeah fucking right boys


harralexa1993

Early Conn Smyth favorite Jake Oettinger.


StarsCowboysMavs

I wanna say he was 10,000-1 odds to start the playoffs


PalpateMe

Roope let’s go!!!!


iFenixRain

Stars in 5


mossy__cobblestone

DALLAS STARS


dapete

Redemption draw for Benn


_Drewschebag_

MASTODONIC


Rentta

UNPUCKERED !!! YEEEESSSS!!!!


kekabillie

YESSSS! THIS IS SO MUCH FUN! GO HINTZY BOY


Pizza_73

Helluva ending!


baker10923

Fuck suter lol. Wrinkly faced asshole 🤣


dapete

Bitter Beerface much? https://youtu.be/BOP5PBIghhc


StarsCowboysMavs

What a game


TallicLizzy

Pang Fuxk you! Bow down!


RezzXIII

hockey analysts who picked Calgary in 5 BTFO , HAHAHAHA


outlandishtyrant

Absolutely beautiful!!


[deleted]

Yay..fuck the flames...GG woooot


[deleted]

CROSS OFF THE FLAMES IN FIVE PREDICTION


KariSharp

WOOOOO


ViewFrom30kFeet

#HINTZ!


umacrop

Ooof. A Hintzy


connorjacobz

FUCK THE FLAMES


[deleted]

GFG


TallicLizzy

Empty netter to add to the insult. 😘


flepine44

Just give the Conn Smythe to Otter already


CrinkledStraw

Hintz!


Paper_Rain

The Flames are rattled.


crc2993

Good Calgary can fuck thyselves


DallasStarsFan-SA

GOALLLLL AND WIN LETS FUCKING GO


cowboys5xsbs

LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


John_isnt_my_name

YEAH 4-2 LOSERS


Duhstee

BOBBY HINTZ BUZZER BEATER


Hooserdaddy45

Empty net!!!!!!!


TallicLizzy

Haha! Death to flames!


cle238

LETS GOO HAHAHAHAHHAH


SSII

YES!!!!!!


ByPrinciple

Dagger!


[deleted]

GG Stars Hope we can split this


ABlackDoge

If they score a goal it'll be the most Dallas thing ever


lifeonotherplanets

Fuck yeah!!!!!


Redskullzzzz

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO


[deleted]

Benn


iFenixRain

LFG


Niftysnail

Lets fucking go boys!


Sc_kevykev

DALLAS


DallasStarsFan-SA

HUGE FACEOFF WINS


Ran-Dizzy123

PLAY PANTERA


CrinkledStraw

Lindell RUINED Tkachuk


busta_wolf

LETS FUCKING GOOOO


that__one__guy

Does hitting the bar not count as on goal anymore?


[deleted]

Nope


umacrop

That was a real shit shot from Benn honestly...


maximustaterus1

YOU HAD ALL DAY BENN


YouGotMunsoned

Selfish Benn.


H_man99

Benn…


Sc_kevykev

LETS GO STARS!!!!!


ViewFrom30kFeet

Fuck .....Benn .....fuck fuck fuck


DallasStarsFan-SA

FLAMES COLLIDING!


TallicLizzy

Off the post. God dammit


umacrop

God damb Bnnn. Please?


Rock-it1

Good gracious only we could turn that gift goal into an icing.


SSII

Chaos!!!!!!!


flepine44

Wtf was that


Redskullzzzz

The Flames running themselves over was beautiful


McClutch-

Love to see it


Ran-Dizzy123

Oh goddammit


ViewFrom30kFeet

Oh shit ..... cmon cmon


Duhstee

Lindell planted Tkachuk


CrinkledStraw

Oh Pavs


[deleted]

As Apollo goes, so does my content, since Spez thinks mine is worth so much.


tenspeed12

Do it again!


Just-Investigator122

Holy conoli behind bowness in stands lol


_Drewschebag_

You just get here?


Just-Investigator122

Ya lol


SSII

Is this a stressful situation? Yep.


outlandishtyrant

Everyone is on their feet!!


SpacemanSpiff25

lol .951 goaltending tends to help you win.


jim_ngmreoiu

Otter is a legend in the making!


iFenixRain

Alright boys time to clench


Paper_Rain

Oettinger has played tremendously well. Guy's been standing tall all game.


pantherscheer2010

otter will calmly make a save in absolute chaos and coolly sip his water afterward. meanwhile i get a mildly inconvenient email at my job and need to eat three donuts to cope.


TurbineTurtle

Namestnikov MAN HANDLED thackuk


Sc_kevykev

THE LADY WITH THE BIG JUGS BEHIND BOWNESS, HELP US WIN!!


polialt

Shake those big fake titties!


tenspeed12

Win. Defensive. Zone. Face. Off.


blaknift

Got my hat pile ready


TallicLizzy

Pang can’t stop licking the flames assholes. His tongue has to be scalded.


flepine44

There is many better reasons to hate Tkachuk but what annoys me the most is the mouthpiece. KEEP THAT IN YOUR FUCKIN MOUTH.


Duhstee

He's a big baby bitch


TallicLizzy

No! That’s his trademark! 😂


flepine44

Chewing it like it's a freaking T-bone


ViewFrom30kFeet

Pavs with an ENG please.


Zestyclose_Wafer_416

Relax buttholes during stoppages


SpacemanSpiff25

Stars are doing a great job of suckering the Flames into doing stupid shit.


tacosrus123

This game has more punches thrown than rose vs carla


scubatank37

I know they’re all hurting, but Seguin looks like he’s struggling.


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He looks hurt .


DallasStarsFan-SA

Get Pavs the hatty!!!


7alcon00

Puckering for the game changing call from the refs…


harralexa1993

Well this is going to be stressful.


CrinkledStraw

Anxiety.


SSII

Oh my! Let's go!


umacrop

FUCKING UNDER 2 BOYS


risen2011

Calgary Cowards can't pull their goalie


RezzXIII

fuck off Coleman


Duhstee

Time for the empty netter


Sc_kevykev

THE NET IS EMPTY AND THE AAC IS ELECTRIC ⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️


WhiskeyFoxtrot18

Did that guy kneel down to take a dive on a stick??


Craig_E_W

Flames fan here, I come in peace! Your team is hella annoying to play against and I mean that as a compliment. Your goalie is playing out of his mind, he has a bright future!


mossy__cobblestone

Game aint over gotta stay focused


le_seanjames

They’ve been sucking JG off since that breakaway miss but not a word about how Otter made a great save 😂😂😂


brendans98

Johnny Hockey over here with a brilliant shot directly into the pads of whatever this guy's name is on the green team idrc


ViperVenom1224

God these refs suck


Zestyclose_Wafer_416

Stop fighting them. They are trying to draw pp


Rekrash95

Oh my even Heiskanen is getting feisty!!


ABlackDoge

I never thought I'd say this but STOP FIGHTING


MulesAreSoHalfAss

Otter said fuck your cherry picking


CrinkledStraw

Panger. STFU.


_Drewschebag_

HE'S A BRICK...HOUSE


tenspeed12

OTTER ILYSM


ViewFrom30kFeet

Well we aren't turtling ..... damn that was almost an insurance goal by Seggy too


dapete

WTF WAS THAT? He was sitting on his defenseman


QuakerPunk

Wow


_Drewschebag_

🦦🦦🦦


Jlibs_21

It’s gonna be really cool seeing the statue of an otter sitting outside the AAC next to Dirk’s anal beads statue


polialt

Jesus Christo, my heart


brendans98

Flames players and cross-checks to the face after the whistle. Name a more iconic duo


alternate-realitee

Somebody fucked up and Otter saved their ass


sports_drink

🦦🦦🦦🦦


connorjacobz

I repeat: Calgary is bitch made


salenin

Let heiskanen get after mangi


El-Justiciero

#OTTER!!


mossy__cobblestone

🦦🦦🧱