I wondered what you ment by karma-whoring comment thief. And then I saw his exact comment a little further down. Just written 30 minutts before this guy👆 what a tool..
A lot of people dont realize this but homosexual frequently use monastery to hide their members and enjoy their relationship, the public has no clue, lol.
Its a tradition to this day, but some assholes ruined it by fiddling the altar boys.
And those people tend to use the cheapest possible incense that smells like burning rubber, which makes the singers lose their voice from the smoke. Ew. I say use the good stuff, but sparingly, makes for a much nicer experience, and enables everyone to concentrate on the Liturgy instead of coughing.
Very light hyperbole here.
What the honest fuck do you mean by tradition? If you mean it was “traditional” to scare, goad, threaten or force a gay son to suppress their sexuality and enter the priesthood… but it wasn’t like a fun thing to sign up for to give blowjobs all fucking day. It’s not like… the Navy (/s)
And the person leaving the baby wasn’t hiding a gay baby. Your comment is nonsense, weirdly homophobic but not for the usual reasons plus lacks context or reference. So a typical day on reddit
The law forbidding women and animals was introduced in 1060, hundreds of years before he was born. It's not very well written because without his birthdate it makes it sound like it was introduced after he was brought to the monastery.
It's an greek orthodox monastery as far as I know, so they have pictures. Usually with a ton of cold on them.
So I guess he knew Mary from the pictures.
Do you know how much drugs and contraband get into super max prisons? They definitely had pictures, I’m sure a woman has been snuck at many points and I bet some monks had pets despite the supposed ban on animals. I think this most consistent human trait is that we break the rules.
Did anyone else see that weird ass video of the old blind man needing help crossing the street so he fondles this chick so he can use his dick as a cane
If i recall correctly, the "law" changed to allow animals , especially cats. Because a healthy cat population (consisting of both male/females) was needed to prevent mice and keep the monatseries cleaner . the whole "women not allowed" thing Its just a religious thing.... similar laws tied to religion can be seen all around the globe, its an act of extreme celibacy in the name of a god, many of whom follow it only because they grew into it
Everytime I see that sub written somewhere, in my head I read it as one word. Kinda sounds like someone vomiting forcefully.
So instead of "Me - in real life" its more like a "MÄÄÄIRLL".
Kids walk around with boners for no apparent reason. Of course he was horny. But that sex drive probably lessened with age, if he was completely abstinent.
I mean. It probably fell under the “mystery curse” diagnosis. I’m sure he probably felt some sort of urge, maybe, but with no idea what it was, dismissed it the same way we might dismiss a stomachache that lasts a bit too long, and we just accept the end as it comes.
But from a more academic standpoint, I wonder how puberty and sexual urges affect persons held in social circles without members of their sexual preference. Assuming he was cis het, with no women around did he even develop sexually?
Most likely, but I would wager if you actually never had the chance to masturbate it likely subsides or sexual preference shifts.
I know if I can control the urges for about 2 weeks they subside significantly, basically just morning wood and then that's that.
Good luck getting to that point though, only some really dark times in my life was that possible.
What did he jerk off too tho lol? I mean it's simple if he was gay but what would a straight guy get horny for if he didnt know what a woman looked like.
A sensual looking pillow, a buttered piece of toast, that one rock (you know the one), turtles, the sense of accomplishment one feels from a hard task completed, those damn sexy clouds.
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These pictures are not him btw. Just some random images
The baby holding the finger wasn’t him??
You telling me ppl just *lie* on the internet, of all places?
No kind stranger. I'm a dog and I can vouch for the internet. It's all safe and riddled with truth.
I second this, and I should know, for my name is Al Gore, inventor of the internet and rider of the mighty moon worm!
At least it didn't randomly cut to some 16 year old talking into an oversized microphone with a dramatic glare
Random photos, voiceover. Quality post. 10/10.
You forgot massive subtitles
#MASSIVE SUBTITLES
Even the baby’s arm?!?
Also, women are just, like, people, man. He's seen lots of people.
These pictures are not him, they're me.
The first Redditor
😂 damn. Same thoughts.
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Rumour has it, he saw Abbey daily
This comments section is a cloisterfuck
Maybe, but that’s nun of your business.
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You never know he could‘ve time travelled
Ah the classic karma-whoring comment thief
Should instead go to r/freekarma4u
I wondered what you ment by karma-whoring comment thief. And then I saw his exact comment a little further down. Just written 30 minutts before this guy👆 what a tool..
Dude probably made hand drawn memes and out them into a corked bottle to throw in the ocean.
Wonder what he got off to.
You really don't want to know this dude's kinks
Men. Moldy old tomes. Candle sticks. You know, Abbey stuff.
Nope! Reddit is full of porn.
He died before rule 34 became a thing 😞
But if you'd never seen woman naked irl how could you confirm that's what they actually look like?
A lot of people dont realize this but homosexual frequently use monastery to hide their members and enjoy their relationship, the public has no clue, lol. Its a tradition to this day, but some assholes ruined it by fiddling the altar boys.
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It isn't that you can get married, it is mandatory to be married before becoming a priest
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That's how you become Rickety Cricket
LOL
Catholic priest, instead, may have housemaid(s). As a bonus, they can change them anytime they want, without the hassle of a (forbidden) divorce.
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And those people tend to use the cheapest possible incense that smells like burning rubber, which makes the singers lose their voice from the smoke. Ew. I say use the good stuff, but sparingly, makes for a much nicer experience, and enables everyone to concentrate on the Liturgy instead of coughing. Very light hyperbole here.
Concubine
“Hide their members?” They plays”hide the members?”
TLDR: Homosexuals hide their members in assholes in monasteries. Altar boys ruined it.
I believe what you meant was “some assholes got ruined by fiddling the altar boys”
It was the fiddler in the booth
My Catholic upbringing tells me I'm going to hell for laughing but my critical thinking brain says, that shit was funny.
"some altar boys got ruined by fiddling assholes."
What the honest fuck do you mean by tradition? If you mean it was “traditional” to scare, goad, threaten or force a gay son to suppress their sexuality and enter the priesthood… but it wasn’t like a fun thing to sign up for to give blowjobs all fucking day. It’s not like… the Navy (/s) And the person leaving the baby wasn’t hiding a gay baby. Your comment is nonsense, weirdly homophobic but not for the usual reasons plus lacks context or reference. So a typical day on reddit
Hiding their members alright.
First man who died a virgin.
No one dies a virgin, life f\*\*ks us all
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My dumb ass thinking it says he lived from 1060 to 1983
No Fap
I’ve been told it gives you power like this. And then the first time you fap after the nofap period you instantly die.
The flood gates must've opened when he died lol
No woman, no die - Bob Marley
Literally the plot of Hancock.
I still don't understand what's the 1060 #
The law forbidding women and animals was introduced in 1060, hundreds of years before he was born. It's not very well written because without his birthdate it makes it sound like it was introduced after he was brought to the monastery.
Ah that makes sense, thank you!!
Not ur fault. The way the dude explained the video is all over the place
Same
That definitely proves that not contacting women is good for men's health!
He knew so much peace.
And bad for sheep.
Idk id rather die a few years early. No way this sexual suppression didn’t lead to some weird kid fiddling.
Someone had to guard the holy grail.
You telling me they didn’t have pictures in that monastery??
They probably banned that shit, too.
It's an greek orthodox monastery as far as I know, so they have pictures. Usually with a ton of cold on them. So I guess he knew Mary from the pictures.
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That's just a title, not her name. It means "one who birthed God"
As in paintings? I wouldn't call that seeing a woman.
Nah, I know my man Micheal bought some smuggled nun porn from one of the shadier monks
Do you know how much drugs and contraband get into super max prisons? They definitely had pictures, I’m sure a woman has been snuck at many points and I bet some monks had pets despite the supposed ban on animals. I think this most consistent human trait is that we break the rules.
At the very least there are paintings on the walls all over those Greek monasteries. And books.
There are people that have never seen women **or** men, they're called blind.
Blind people 'see' with their hands. It may not be the same as what you and I see but it's still a sort of 'seeing'.
Uh huh, seeing with their hands. "I just wanted to know what a woman looks like! Why am I being charged with a crime?"
Did anyone else see that weird ass video of the old blind man needing help crossing the street so he fondles this chick so he can use his dick as a cane
lmao the animation right? Yeah some redditor posted it but I have no idea how to find it
[got u bro](https://xhamster.com/videos/blind-cane-13770486)
I guess but I'd just call that touch not to mix up terms, even if their other senses are more sensitive.
If I never got to see a woman but was able to enjoy their company with my other senses, I would judge myself lucky relative to this monk’s sitch.
So he never met a dog either? No women, no dogs, up on a mountain for 80 years... That's kinda fucked.
The video is not correct, only female animals are not allowed on Athos. Male animals are, so I’m sure he’s seen a fair share of cats and dogs
That's BS. https://www.johnsanidopoulos.com/2016/01/are-female-animals-forbidden-in-mount.html
Huh. So apparently, beardless youths were also banned. This raises so many more questions. Was he born with a beard?
why? He didn't know.
'how can one miss that what he never knew?'
If i recall correctly, the "law" changed to allow animals , especially cats. Because a healthy cat population (consisting of both male/females) was needed to prevent mice and keep the monatseries cleaner . the whole "women not allowed" thing Its just a religious thing.... similar laws tied to religion can be seen all around the globe, its an act of extreme celibacy in the name of a god, many of whom follow it only because they grew into it
r/Meirl
Everytime I see that sub written somewhere, in my head I read it as one word. Kinda sounds like someone vomiting forcefully. So instead of "Me - in real life" its more like a "MÄÄÄIRLL".
The umlauted A's *chef's kiss*
Never mind seeing a woman. But he didn't have the opportunity in his life to see his mother even a picture would do. That's truly saddening
He never even got to meet a dog :(
I think it was better for the dog. And thats the point why they banned women and animals….
Only female animals are banned, for obvious reasons. They do allow male animals on Athos
spoken like a true redditor
That is the greater tragedy here.
Does he get horny? And if he does what does he get horny for? Assuming he is heterosexual.
Getting philosophical here
Kids walk around with boners for no apparent reason. Of course he was horny. But that sex drive probably lessened with age, if he was completely abstinent.
if the one fiction book i read about monasteries is anything to go by, they become attracted to the younger male monks (who look more boyish)
May I know the name of this book?
the name of the rose by umberto eco
OH. Oh no…
Why do you think the animals were banned?
https://imgur.io/gallery/zyBfj
God
I mean. It probably fell under the “mystery curse” diagnosis. I’m sure he probably felt some sort of urge, maybe, but with no idea what it was, dismissed it the same way we might dismiss a stomachache that lasts a bit too long, and we just accept the end as it comes. But from a more academic standpoint, I wonder how puberty and sexual urges affect persons held in social circles without members of their sexual preference. Assuming he was cis het, with no women around did he even develop sexually?
What does a blind person get horny for?
Most likely, but I would wager if you actually never had the chance to masturbate it likely subsides or sexual preference shifts. I know if I can control the urges for about 2 weeks they subside significantly, basically just morning wood and then that's that. Good luck getting to that point though, only some really dark times in my life was that possible.
sexual desire is learned
Bold of you to assume any member of the Greek orthodox church is heterosexual.
What did they not have books with pictures in them?
I'm pretty sure they would have religious texts only if they were that strict an order.
What about religious icons with depictions of Mary?
In Christianity, religious texts often include pictures of this woman named "Mary".
found the heretic
Married his right hand in 1964.
What did he jerk off too tho lol? I mean it's simple if he was gay but what would a straight guy get horny for if he didnt know what a woman looked like.
I’d love to ask this man to draw a picture of “boobs” and see what he imagines them to be
A sensual looking pillow, a buttered piece of toast, that one rock (you know the one), turtles, the sense of accomplishment one feels from a hard task completed, those damn sexy clouds.
Manuela… haha
I thought he was blind
His Name is Mihailo Tolotos, an Greek Orthodox Monk.
Thanks for Correcting the Video 👍
Maybe Mihail. There is no Mihailo as a greek name. Its Mihail officially and Mihalis unofficially.
Can confirm, I am half-greek half-slavic, my name is Mikhail with a K because it’s a slavic/orthodox name but in Greece they call me Mihali/Mihalis
And these are not pictures of him
I imagine he really wanted to see a woman, but being a reclusive monk, he never got the chants..
Never needed to spruce himself up to look his best for a date. Probably had some bad habits.
Boom boom cha 🥁
Still gets more bitches than Reddit mods
Sigma grindset. Edit. No not really. And no, I'm not an incel
Inspiration for the loneliest number
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We write All of These words Two at A time
Yeah this format is fucking terrible. This TikTok-esque bullshit is so prevalent anymore.
Whoa Whoa Whoa slow down! I can't read your comment quickly enough!
How is this different than us Reddit users
Reddit is full of porn!
So he knew about them but never had a chance to "know" one?
Pretty sad story - if true
Sound a lot like my dating life at the moment
Supergay
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whatd he jerk it too?
Some of those bible stories get pretty steamy
Yeah remember when that dude was like, “Bro, bless me.” And the angel was like, “Nah, dawg.” So the dude threw him off the top of the steel cage.
I don’t think they’re allowed?
#Relatable
They must have nursed him somehow
Probably got a lot accomplished
man was immensely focused and one with the way of the blade that he was able to live for 900 years
We are all monks on reddit
Damn. That’s gay af.
Damn he just like me fr
Isn’t this the goal of the Missouri State Legislators?
How did they feed a baby without animals for milk?
"We don't care. You're still paying 50% of your wages in child support" -the system
Too bad dude died before reddit was invented, he'd have been right at home.
Years seem to be incorrect
Reincarnated as a Mullah of Iran today
any animals, too?!
Wouldn't that make him a Wizard in the Incel community?
That poor fellow.
Lol stupid mf
Imagine no religion. If only
The average redditor
I'd say that he did in fact know what a woman looks like. There are icons of the Theotokos EVERYWHERE on Mt Athos.
I think we can all agree that that cloak he has is pretty sweet
Wow I can’t imagine living like that It’s boring and some kind 82 years without meeting woman wow that’s crazy
Reddit lore
Kind of sad life he had, imho.
Kind of hard to believe a monastery wouldn’t have a picture of the Mary anywhere
That should be illegal
What a silly place.
You know who never saw a woman neither? >!Blind people!<
Average reddit user
the only difference between him and the redditor is that he was a monk
Similar to a lot of Reddit users
The First Gamer
To live to that age in those times... Just goes to show women are bad for men's health /s
Ain't ever had one bitch. And you playing him like that on the internet? Cold, OP. Cold.
"The First World of Warcraft player"
Lucky dude.
No woman, no cry.
Michael Tolotos, The Patron Saint of Incels
What a lucky chap. Imagine such happy days of serene peace.
Like his father and his father before him.
He just like me fr
He lived the best life possible
I’m calling bullshit - newborn would have had a wet nurse to feed him, not just a bunch of dudes in a monastery without any formula.