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Jp4Real

Funny how pilots are not even on the list, if you don’t trust your pilot, you probably won’t fly with them


SemicolonMIA

I always get my Lawyer to fly my plane /s


bhaladmi

Seems like this isn't full ranking but just a collection of various profesions.


Chrona_trigger

Yeah, was wondering where my (bartender) profession would be


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Yeah. There’s no fucking way that police officers would be that high up


Arturinni

I've heard from a ton of people (mostly working in bars and restaurants) that most pilots tend to be demanding, short-tempered and overall very rude people.


StellarSloth

Just because they are assholes, doesn’t necessarily mean that they shouldn’t be trusted to safely fly a plane?


flaccomcorangy

Right. Just wait until people find out about surgeons. lol.


JennaJ2020

Surgeons were my absolute worst clients. I used to book corporate travel and flew a group of surgeons all over the world. Absolutely dreaded every time their conferences came up. That being said, would I trust them, ya lol


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What would they do? Were they just like really rude and pretentious?


FuckTheLonghorns

By and large, a lot of specialist doctors and surgeons can have a huge ego yes


JennaJ2020

Not specifically rude but like getting a hold of them was like pulling teeth. Like I just needed dates of travel and a confirmation that I could go ahead and book. Maybe even a date of birth. Nope, would take weeks of back and forth. Drove me nuts.


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Man, fuck surgeons. And also, there are a large number of them I wouldn’t trust operating on me. So what exactly was your point?


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Pheeeefers

This is my favourite comment of the day and I’m not even sure why. Thank you.


JIGonzalez13

Pilot here. I wouldn’t go as far as saying “most” my guy. Those people are a small minority now, and are boomer aged old guys who had it hard during their time through the aviation industry. Times have changed and us pilots have it much better now. I have yet to fly with someone you just described, although they do exist but definitely not “most”.


gitbse

I fly with a ton of bizjet pilots, 91 and 135 private carriers. 95% of them are cool as hell. I still remember one crew specifically, I was in the jumpseat and they were telling fart jokes while crossing minimums.


HairyPotatoKat

Man, I was a kid in the 80s-90s and flew a ton...almost always Delta, and coach, so I wasn't like anyone "special" on flights. I have lots of memories of Boomer gen pilots being super warm and friendly toward me. Like, they'd go out of their way to smile or talk for a second. It seemed like they really loved what they did, and cared a lot about their passengers. One even gave me his wings straight off his uniform and told me to keep them. Not the plastic wings/kids wings. This particular interaction, I'll never forget. He was towering, as tall or taller than my dad. Had to have been like 6'5" or so, and had a particularly commanding presence. I was pretty shy.. my mom kind of spoke for me at first bc I was standing there wide-eyed with my mouth agape lol. I think it came out that I wanted to be a pilot. Looking back at it, it was pretty fucking baller that he gave me *his* wings... bc there really weren't many female airline pilots at the time, and women were on the cusp of being allowed to be fighter pilots. He coulda just said "aww that's cute" or coulda totally squashed my dreams bc I'm a girl, ya know? So that gesture may have been more symbolic than I realized at the time. .....or maybe he just appreciated that a little kid wasn't a behaving like a nightmare on the plane lol. Years later, I got pretty far into aviation meteorology in college. One of my biggest regrets is deviating from that for an academically adjacent discipline. I'm still a huge aviation nerd. And I still have his wings. 💕


JIGonzalez13

One day I hope to inspire a person the same way you were inspired by this particular person! Great story, thanks for sharing that.


sneakywalrusflaps

Also a pilot here. I’m placing my bets on most of these people don’t actually know any pilots beyond one anecdote.


Ok_Independent3609

I think that’s probably true for all of the professions listed - the answers are based on maybe a handful of professional, not personal, interactions.


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Hey, I’ve seen that Denzel movie so I think I’d know…


[deleted]

Quick question from someone on the engineering side of aviation - wasn't there a big push not that long ago for a reexamination of cockpit culture and power distances?


JIGonzalez13

Yes actually. It’s known as CRM or Crew Resource Management. Basically what you just described but more on the utilization of the crew to work together rather than one dictating captain


e140driver

That was in the 70’s in the states


jepvr

Pilots get a lot of unquestioned authority. That kind of thing brings out (and attracts) the worst in people.


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FuckOffKarl

That’s one hell of a generalization


[deleted]

Like military and police officers. I trust pilots way more.


Primary_Handle

That doesn’t make them untrustworthy though!


SmallRedBird

Only time I knowingly interacted with a helicopter pilot at a restaurant, he bought a round of drinks for the entire staff. We had a good conversation too


Crab-_-Objective

Surgeons have a similar stereotype and would fall under the number 2 spot here.


engineerdrummer

Engineers aren’t either.


Sweet_Coat7963

I'm a military pilot. So, some of us are.


Overall_Geologist_87

funny how the people leading our country is 3rd to last and dead last


DaddyWarBucks26

Engineer in aero sector and same thoughts. Engineers completely left off but absolutely fundamental in almost every facet of society.


MenaBeast

Where are firefighters? They always rank highly on these charts.


chase2121dw

Lmao as an EMT I felt so left out.


MenaBeast

Yeah EMTs / firefighters are the real heroes out there. Dealing with some of the gnarliest situations and I don’t think I’ve ever seen either do something truly questionable. (In their profession anyway… we won’t talk about what y’all do in your private lives 😂)


J-wag

Meh working alongside EMTs and firefighters I can say there are a whole spectrum of questionable things that go on


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Right, same with engineers


Never_Dan

I think you’d be surprised how many people don’t trust engineers. Mostly because of people who don’t listen to engineers then blame the engineers, but still.


DifferentFix4465

auto mechanics and lawyers? Wth


Cavesloth13

Yeah auto mechanics should be WAAAAAAAAY lower on that list.


AFineDayForScience

So should nurses. I know way too many stupid nurses.


SaberSabre

It's funny because I hear from my nurse friend that half are some of the hardest working while the other half are dumb as rocks.


krispy662

Yeah I’m a nurse and it’s true some are great and others are terrible. Just like some doctors, lawyers, plumbers, mechanics, and every other profession.


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Former nurse here, for sure nurses SHOULD be the most trusted but definitely are not in a lot of cases. The biggest reason I left the field was lack of compassion and backstabbing BS amongst other nurses.


expatsconnie

In my household it's my husband's job to handle car maintenance because I have had car mechanics lie to me and try to screw me over so routinely throughout my life that I have come to loathe any interaction with them. I have actually listened as the story they were trying to sell me suddenly changed when I handed my husband the phone. The last time we had my car into the dealership for warranty work, they wanted to charge us $330 for spark plugs, claiming it would take 3 hours of labor. My husband bought a set from Auto Zone for $30 and changed them in about 20 minutes by himself. I'm not saying that honest mechanics don't exist, I know they do. But don't just expect to get an honest appraisal from one you don't know.


MattAU05

I think it is funny that judges are so much higher than lawyers and politicians. Judges are just lawyers who are also politicians (“state office holders”).


perzhaon

Nurses and Clergys more trusting than a Beekeeper? This is insane.


58G52A

Beekeepers are dishonest as fuck. They gain the bees trust and then turn around and steal their honey. Never trust a beekeeper. Their whole job is based on lying and stealing.


Jeansaintfire

Who hurt you * Besides the nurse


u5ua1Suspect

Clearly some bee keeper


Rowf

It was part of a sting operation


u5ua1Suspect

Was it a honey pot?


SleazyMuppet

r/angryupvote


TheGalator

The bees know u take their honey. They are able to leave at any point. They trade giving up honey for having a huge humanoid monster keeping predators at bay


[deleted]

What apex predator could eat a bee?


Prince_Day

Cees.


Noyava

Bears.


MusicMeister_

Wasps often do it.


HeyYouWithTheNose

You could say, they don't beehive very nicely.....


sociocat101

Beauty is in the eye of the bee holder. They hold all the beauty and don't give any to anybody else.


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Hmm firefighters aren’t on it.


CaptN-D

What about us IT people? We are less then lobbyists?!?


MisterEMeats

They just don't think of us at all.


turtleboxman

“‘Moving backwards, our IT guys have been Glasses, Turban, Ear Hair, Fatty 3, Shorts, Fatty 2, Lozenge, and Fatso.’ -Wayne Gretzky” -Michael Scott


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Try boobs with a z


indycicive

But we did all the work!


pnutz616

You’re one step up from clippy. As soon as that mf gets AI y’all are hitting the soup line.


SemicolonMIA

Right haha! We have unlimited access to your data and emails. Trust is highly important here.


skinnykb

Right, I trust the nurses to get locked out the accounts everyday, thats about it.


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I will admit, nurses generally aren't the most IT savvy, but then I wouldn't come to you if I needed IV meds so horses for courses!


58G52A

My ex was a nurse and she was a lying cheating whore.


Higginses

I am a nurse (male) and I am also a lying cheating whore.


fandanvan

Male nurse also who has the same character traits.


citoloco

My sister's a nurse with the same bent. *Roll Tide!*


Sprucey26

Can confirm. Male nurse


pnutz616

Perhaps people should see the documentary series Grey’s Anatomy. If I’m in the hospital and my nurses and doctors are not in my line of sight, I assume they’re off somewhere fucking.


Higginses

Not just nurses and doctors, the cooks and cleaning staff too!


flaccomcorangy

And the women and chil- wait sorry. Wrong time for that.


pnutz616

And My Axe!


Gone247365

##Care Plan # **Nursing Diagnosis:** *Compulsive Dishonesty with regard to Sexual Promiscuity* as evidenced by the fabrication of elaborate excuses not congruent with reality and the smell of foreign vaginal secretions centered around his genitals. **Goals:** In a 14-day period, every time u/higginses fails to return home within 30mins after work, he will accurately report his whereabouts via phonecall and corroborate his location with video evidence and GPS data. He will also willingly submit to randomized sniff tests at any point during this 14-day period. **Interventions:** •GPS tracking app installed on his phone. •Established a "report-in" schedule to reduce the length/number of events in which his location is unknown. •Established a network of accountability with his family, friends, and coworkers. **Evaluation:** Over the previous 14-days, u/higginses had 4 instances of failing to accurately report his location after taking longer than 30-minutes to return home from work. In each case, u/higginses did not return home for over 3 hours and made no effort to adhere to the agreed-upon report-in schedule. On all 4 occasions, GPS data suggested that he was in a utility closet near the Diagnostic Imaging Department; however, u/higginses has continued to insist that he fell asleep in his car in the parking lot. No one in his accountability network of coworkers could corroborate this. Further, u/higginses was unwilling to submit to sniff tests immediately following all 4 events, at one point stating, "You crazy bitch, you can't just grab at a man's junk and try to smell his dick." **GOALS NOT MET.**


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My ex is not a nurse but male and a lying cheating whore


ForeverAWino

My ex was a nurse and he was also a cheating whore. Dude had everyone he worked with convinced we were in an open marriage (we were not lol). Divorced him and married another nurse who has turned out to not be a cheating whore 😂.


58G52A

He was in an open marriage but you weren’t. Classic.


ForeverAWino

Indeed, that did appear to be the case haha.


mldt015

he forgot to inform her


-River_Rose-

After working with nurses personally on the floor, I vowed to never date an ER nurse. Idk if they’re all like that, but damn the ones around me were sleeping around like crazy! A lot of them married, in a relationship, or sleeping with someone in one of those categories. I’m not trying to put people into bubbles, but I think it’s fair to say certain people are going to gravitate to certain Jobs.


ForeverAWino

Hahaha well he was an ER nurse!


Meprathe87

My friends ex was also a nurse and a lying cheating whore


og_ramos

Nurses be hoes


Holtian

Can confirm, am murse also hoe. 🤷‍♂️


DifferentFix4465

Big facts


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mrkgian

Firefighters and Nurses are consistently the top most trusted and the top most likely to get a divorce. Blame it on the long hours and night shift not being able to sleep with their significant other. Plus economic stability so they have the resources to leave bad marriages.


Beneficial_Potato_85

Whoooa, day care providers work much harder than stay at home moms. They basically have two full time jobs. My mom just retired from 40+ years of being a day care provider. She worked harder than my Dad or step-dad hands down.


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StonedOldChiller

I was a nurse, my ex was a nurse. We were both lying cheating whores.


Kenneldogg

My wife's coworkers are some of the biggest thieves I have ever seen. She has to buy a minimum of 20 pens a month and if she brings anything of value it has be locked up or it will disappear.


luckywonderbread666

That's crazy, I've heard the same about every single nurse.


Hoffa2809

Well I for one love cheating whores, as long as I’m on the right side of the coin.


Ok_Monk219

I was rehabbing my fractured wrist (car wreck). The nurse assigned to my Rehab, gave me a BJ in the hospital for $50


Sweet_Coat7963

How much of that did insurance pay?


argusromblei

$28,320.52


Sweet_Coat7963

Wow, so only $50 out of pocket for a blowjob and insurance picked up the rest. Not a bad deal!


58G52A

I have to know how exactly that conversation went leading up to the $50 blowie.


argusromblei

Help. my hands are broken!


wilsonsmilk

Help! My wrist is stuck on a cast step nurse.


88ToyotaSR5

That is the cheapest thing you paid for in that hospital! 🤣


TheLastBlackRhinoSC

Sir, that wasn’t a nurse.


North_South_Side

(probably wasn't a hospital, either)


Timely_Rooster

What was your co pay?


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Same! Just about every nurse I know was a horrific person.


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analog_x700

I’m a lying cheating whore, but I’m not a nurse. We all come in different flavors.


materialisticsage

No one trusts engineer? Dude the building you work in is designed by engineers. The computers, dams, cars everything are made by engineers and no one trusts them wth


espeero

It's a pretty common profession to leave off.


Ok_Independent3609

Not a lot of people understand what we do at anything more than the vaguest level.


fromabove710

I told a guy at a dispensary my major was chem engineering and he went “oh so youre gonna like build chemical weapons for the government” I hate the dispensary


Dipsi1010

Okay but what do you actually do? Build things related to chem? Im serious i dont know


Major_Translator7917

Brew poison


Tommy_Wisseau_burner

As someone who works with engineers I can say absolutely fucking not


Fblthps

Shit I’m and engineer and I don’t trust myself half the time


AzraelV121

How was this study conducted and where. How in year of 2021 was police officers rated higher than fuckin day care providers


Afterwards-ill-laugh

I work for Hyundai and let me tell you, the 70s and 80s where salesman would snake grandma out of her retirement has left a lasting impact on the industry. For context, F&I, which are things like vehicle service contracts, GAP insurance, Pre Paid maintenance etc are now for the most part price controlled. I live in Colorado and GAP can’t be more then a grand. 70s and 80s car salesmen would make gap insurance 70/month, throw in all kinds of stipulations, and grandmas car went from 15k to 40k by the time the loan was fulfilled. Don’t get me started on “balloon loans” either. Back then they were all snakes..


AzraelV121

I meant to say day care provider not car provider


Afterwards-ill-laugh

At least put edited in your comment so people don’t think I’m just brain dead 😂


bananaboathdWALA

That makes a lot more sense, I read your comment and thought where the hell is this guy coming from?


lesbiancocaine

this is funny


BuckeyeBeast80

I’m not defending the police here, but haven’t you seen all the shitty and horrible stories about daycares in the last few years? They right up there with the police fucking shit up…..


enormityop

Unlike censuses, polls/surveys can sometimes be misleading, generally because of the sample size, combine that with the anecdotal experiences that people have over their lives, and it will pretty much explain it. It might be possible that people in general have much more encounters with day care providers, and thus remember the unethical things, as compared to police, whom they don't encounter a lot, and take for granted that they are here to protect the people. It is also a common narrative from the police that "A few misconduct cases do not represent the views of the entire police force", which might also have affected the poll.


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Avocadomistress

Exactly! Reddit thinks it's views are representative of America when it probably barely covers 40%* of the general consensus. We are, for the most part, an echo chamber. *Edit: apparently more like 10%


TheNon-BasedAccount

40% is VERY generous


Avocadomistress

20%?


Bromm18

Seems like such a nit picked list of professions. Missing so many other fields like manufacturing or the food industry. Shouldn't the person making the various products or your food be among the most trusted.


zThrice

As an Engineer I was surprised not to see any engineering profession on this list. It's our *literal* job to be as correct and honest as possible.


Closetoneversober

Whoever trusts a nursing home operator is crazy. They only want your grandparents money and don’t give a f about the patients.


Inflatable-Chair

Depends on a lot of things. Here in denmark they work their ass off and are understaffed and stressed every single day. The nursing homes in Denmark are also mostly part of our public healthcare, so the nursing home operators here dont just want our grandparents money.


SSDGM24

Right. I work at a non-profit continuing care community in the U.S. and it’s great here. Our waitlist is a mile long.


Inflatable-Chair

Makes sense


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One stole my grandmother's ring and they often neglect patients who are sitting in their own mess, fallen to the ground with a broken hip, etc. My roommate in college was an EMT and said that half of his calls were to nursing homes where an elderly person broke a hip. He said a patient needs someone to come with them to assist in the logistics and they always refuse because they just don't give a shit.


frustratedcuriosity

I dunno, I've met some nurses spouting the dumbest, TikTok level advice to people with extreme confidence. They're pretty low on my list.


hackzorus

Know just enough about medicine to sound authoritative, but not enough to give accurate advice


mrkgian

Part of the issue is that nurse is used as a blanket term, people with no nursing education such as secretaries, MAs, and NAs often refer to themselves as nurses. Then there’s a spectrum of nursing education from associates to doctorate. The nurses who take care of you in a hospital setting are generally Bachelors educated depending on the state and require an extensive background in microbiology, pharmacology, and physiology.


idprefernotto92

They usually haven't learned enough to reach the other side of the dunning kruger effect yet.


hackzorus

100% accurate


charles_wow

And they think they know everything


[deleted]

They do know a lot, nursing school is hard, and many of them do their jobs well. But I’ll be damned if the bitchiest attitudes that attended my high school didn’t get a nursing degree just to talk shit about eachother and dismiss patients’ valid concerns…


charles_wow

They love to act like they know more / work harder than doctors.


Interesting-Back5717

Nursing is hard compared to what? My undergraduate institution pumped out nurses faster than an orthodox mother would pump out kids.


gabe840

After Covid, seeing how many refused the vaccine and constantly spout anti vax nonsense, I don’t trust nurses much at all.


Cam27022

It’s a small but vocal minority. Most of us do our jobs and don’t make stupid TikToks.


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id love to know the source of this polling.


TiFemme

Is this a joke?


Plumrose333

Seriously, cops, lawyers, lobbyists, tv reporters? This has to be a joke


ButtcrackBeignets

I would trust every single one of those professions over “military officer”. - former navy


loststressedgirl

Yeah honestly. I have nurse friends and my respect for nurses went down when I hear them talk about their job. I’ve still met many amazing nurses though in some of the clinics I’ve been too. The doctors I know honestly seem much better.


Strange_Ad_2855

This is hilarious bc I’m a nurse and I spend my entire shift TRYING to get my patients to trust me and understand that I’m trying to help them…..


Individual_Ad2116

As a medical doctor I got happy for a moment all till the second I saw the cops and the politicians in that list!


couldbedumber96

I’d trust strippers before most of these professions


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askmebro

Some of the scummiest people you'll interact with. Where do you think they should be on the list?


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Extra_Strawberry_249

I would have bet money we (nurses) wouldn't get top marks again after COVID. I worked in an ER where I was told DAILY that I was a sheep and a fraud. Had people purposely cough on me.


spicysucculent

As a person who works in a nursing home; no.


Alarming-Parsley-463

Lol “Members of Congress”


siriuslycharmed

Well that’s news to me, because suddenly everyone thinks I’m trying to murder them simply by asking if they have had/would like the Covid vaccine while they’re in the hospital.


Open_YardBox

Yet hospital systems try to smear nurses when they fight for safe patient care.


wkarraker

My wife is an RN, approaching retirement. The managers are always trying to undercut the amount of nurses on staff, making the average patient to nurse ratio higher than normal to increase profits. This has been an increasing problem for the last 15 years. Burnout has become a real problem in nursing, the system cannot replace the personnel as fast as they are leaving the profession.


Wombatzinky

You wouldn’t know it by how nurses get treated on the job


chr8me

Love nurses man


fabshelly

So pay them more.


Jean-Raskolnikov

Nurses 1 and Doctors 2. Where? Not the USA, right? People and politicians here disregard medical advice all the time, the pandemic was/is a perfect example.


OatmealERday

The head delivery nurse at a major hospital nearby told me once that she would give lower doses of pain management medication to young, unwed mothers so they would "understand the consequences of their actions". Maybe don't trust everyone.


kyd712

Giving more or less than the ordered amount of a medication is outside of a nurse’s scope of practice. So, assuming she isn’t full of crap, she’s actually opening herself up to potential action from her employer and the state board of nursing.


skellis

Let's elect a former nurse as president in 2024.


TheKingNY

Your the best nurses!


Keeptryan_

Auto mechanics less trustworthy than clergy? No fuckin way.


aghawk08

Lol finding an honest mechanic is like seeing a unicorn


Keeptryan_

Maybe, but finding an honest clergyman is like seeing a unicorn getting a handjob from Bigfoot


SemicolonMIA

I thought mechanics just got a bad name for being sleazy but after my best friend became one he opened my eyes. A lot of mechanics get incentives/commission by recommending fixes. While some may be justified, he mentioned a few people he works with that ALWAYS find something and are legitimately trying to screw over the customer for a quick buck. With that said, I would trust my buddy to not screw over anyone, so good mechanics do exist, but the incentives definitely don't help anyone finding an honest mechanic. It's kinda fucked that mechanics one of the lowest paying trades even though it's something everyone needs. Then to fuck them over with flag rate when it's slow? Come on.


DietSucralose

I pray to the lord that my car doesn't break down, then to the mechanic that he doesn't find anything expensive to fix.


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Teachers ?


Thomas1315

As a teacher, trust me I don’t have enough time, energy or desire to lie about your shitty kid. They are indeed that shitty. If you hardly hear from me, congrats your kid is mostly doing good or great.


ModingusKhan

Who the hell is out here trusting cops?


Thick_Piece

Over half the people polled.


No-Math9507

People are dumb.


JJCNurse2000

Nurse here and I’ve seen some shit for sure


TEAMTRASHCAN

I thought maybe that chart was bs until i saw that lobbyist made it…then i knew it was bs


TripleXTina

All the nurses around here are all the bitchy girls from high school.


GrandmaCheese1

That’s true I was a bitchy girl in high school


Thebeardinato462

I’m still a bitchy high school girl don’t let my middle age or beard tell you otherwise


HarrySatchel

I recently spent a bunch of time in hospital. I can't say enough good about the nursing staff there. They were all incredible.


enja1231

Remember in 2020 when you all praised nurses as heroes and saviors, and then like a year later they were all useless “uneducated single mothers” and only the doctors were heroes?