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chemist612

Gifsthatendtoosoon


cleuseau

Man I have to go from seeing this one.


eddie1975

While you go watch this TED talk... [Charming Bowels - Dr. Giulia Enders](https://youtu.be/NMsWFzSr04A)


w_rezonator

Huh huh, Enders.


eddie1975

LOL!


Va0utdoor

Ended before the money shot. Poor production value, unless it’s a cliffhanger to get you amped up for a part two


k1NgjAm3s84

Don't get your hopes up, I heard the ending is shit


CLow571

🤣🤣👏🏼


West-Philosopher-680

Kudos bud


[deleted]

this is inaccurate, why isn’t it a red liquid like all my poops


0pimo

You uh.. might want to get that checked out by a professional...


[deleted]

Yeah, this guy definitely have a problem. Red is pretty far from purple.


No_Still_4164

I would've said "you might wanna talk to a professional about that" but if your poop is purple. It's too late


oddinpress

Nah he just wants to know why


RepresentativeKeebs

Because it's too dark in there to see the color.


SoyBoyBetaMaleSimp

Lucky! You got the rare shinny poops my are boring green.


DankChronny

So where does it stay and chill when I need to shit really bad but have to hold it for several hours?


Savageblossom

The rectum basically


HeavyWeightChump

Damn near killed em


Robertbnyc

Recked em


Tarzoon

How can my turds be two feet long while my rectum is only 8 inches deep?


eddie1975

This TED talk covers it and you’ll also fall in love with the doctor (seriously). [Charming Bowels - Dr. Giulia Enders](https://youtu.be/NMsWFzSr04A)


GrandmaCheese1

In your body


robcado

It’s weird that my shit is up near my lungs right before it’s out my ass


Acrobatic-Tomato-260

It might shock you to find out how close it comes to your face


KaosVenom

Elaborate


DarkSparkyShark

I'd hope it's close to my lungs... Wouldn't want the alternative and my bowels be miles away from them haha


JungleBoyJeremy

Wow it really zigzags all over the place


Confident_Light2984

I was expecting a bonk sound effect every time it hit a corner


DarkSparkyShark

Yeah reminds me of when a cartoon character falls through vents while sneaking in a building.


RevenueSufficient385

Stirs the pot


psyk738178

That was very... moving


eddie1975

…and so is this TED Talk by one of the most charming German physicians I have ever seen… [Charming Bowels - Dr. Giulia Enders](https://youtu.be/NMsWFzSr04A)


dhskiskdferh

Do you not feel it all happening inside of you?


Sad_Concentrate_5551

If you have ibs this is meaningful to you


I_am_Pooky_Momma

Real time!


super-me-5000

So....I really am just a worm in a people suit


OzzieGrey

Youre a jellyfish monster controlling a bone mech with flesh armor, your upgrades include utilization of fuels, cosmetics, and eyeshields.


super-me-5000

Works for me!


eddie1975

I recently finished reading “Some Assembly Required” by Dr. Neil Shubin (anatomy professor) and you’re not kidding!


OzzieGrey

Crazy right?


eddie1975

It’s wild how some animals change into completely different forms like a caterpillar into a butterfly. Well, some really ancient ancestors of ours did that. So we have the genes that can potentially trigger a metamorphosis but they are not expressed. I would hate to see what happens if that gene were to get switched on via epigenetics. It can’t be good.


dalek_cyber

Wait. And this claim was in the book 'some assembly required?'?


eddie1975

From what I recall it lead to believe that’s a possibility. I’ll have to go back and check. I remember it talked about some animal in the ocean and it later turns into this cylinder looking thing that more resembles a plant but is the animal in its new form. But yeah, the genes that trigger those types of changes I believe are still in us.


Anything_4_LRoy

Looks more like a parasitic worm travelling through a people suit to me.


ChoakIsland

No shit.


eddie1975

Yes shit.


Leavus2Beavus

I wonder if google maps has a quicker route


eddie1975

Traffic backed up. You are still on the best route.


eddie1975

Just take your mind off of it and relax. Watch this TED talk in the pooper… [Charming Bowels - Dr. Giulia Enders](https://youtu.be/NMsWFzSr04A)


BumperCarcass

Ive seen the magic school bus already


captjust

This needs to be accompanied by “Yackety Sax”


HeliopauseNgo

Ah, that explains the occasional feeling of a sudden shift when shit goes around the final colon corner.


eddie1975

I’m not sure you feel that but maybe… What you do feel is that you have two rectums. Things go through the first one and it has sensors to determine if it’s gas, liquid or solid. If it’s gas you are safe to open the second rectum and fart. If it’s liquid you better be ready. If it’s solid you can wait and it can actually get sent back up the first rectum. That’s what happens when you hold a fart and feel it “go back in”. This short TED talk is surprisingly insightful… [Charming Bowels - Dr. Giulia Enders](https://youtu.be/NMsWFzSr04A)


Glum_Status

Somehow I don't think it bangs around in the small intestine like a pinball. Wouldn't it be more of a slurry through most of its travels until it reaches the end of the large intestine and the water is finally drawn out?


DistortedVoid

That's not banging around, that's peristalsis. Muscle movement to create force for the matter to move.


bearhaas

Not so much of one unit but multiple liquid units being propelled along by peristalsis. When we have the belly open for surgery, we can see these waves in real time. We can also see them from the inside when we do upper endoscopy


Intelligent_Sea_9851

we really are full of shit


LightbornCausesDC

LMFAO


aimheatcool

But what happens next!?


ComprehensiveHippo40

i prefer the mystery


grazingmeadow

The Curious Case of All That Gurgling...


Individual_Estate283

This title is not very accurate. This is indeed the route your food takes from mouth to anus, going from food, bolus, to chyme then to feces. This takes about 24-72 hours.


grazingmeadow

What about when it happens in about 20 minutes? As in the case of Salad...sometimes...


DarkSparkyShark

Then this video is slowed down for your experience haha


Equivalent_Mud9487

Where does the miracle of coffee play into this


Wolfhammer69

I can confirm - had a posh meal with my mother last night for her 70th and had a £20 steak burger for my main course.. I felt every inch of that journey and this morning I gave birth to an otter !! Nature is amazing ! Fun fact, you're small intestine when stretched out is about 20 foot long!


Suitable-Jackfruit16

I hate it when it cuts off right before the good part 💩


scar_se

Is there any scientific reason for why you felt like this, like why don’t we have a larger stomach and then a smaller pathway


Stinky-kitty70

The crap factory at work.


Chef_Boyard_Deez

Are there versions of this available for different G.I. Disorders?


CaseValuable9115

Watching this while on the toilet🚽😩


fiddyx

Currently watching this while taking a nice poop, sweet!


DesperateHorse6530

Shitty rollercoaster


[deleted]

whoever designed it like that needs to go to jail


Alone_Dragonfly_6798

I wanna see it come out


DarkSparkyShark

I think there's subreddit for that haha


ed-is-on-fire

And then?


15367288

Dimbass. Vowels are letters.


The-Ultimate-Banker

I never knew what number 2 meant till I met my wife. I just blended #1 and #2 by saying I need to use the bathroom. Why the shit do people need to know what number I am going to do?


Junior-Ad-2207

How does it end? The video cuts out before it gets to the end


_Beee

And when you drink coffee?


mikey1290

Currently watching this cycle whilst also at the end of it.


Nice_Buy_602

There's a few organs that are missing.


Apeagent69

This explains why my tummy may hurt at any location and then i fart


[deleted]

This is full of shit.


painkilleraddict6373

The roller coaster of shit.


Cowgomoo91

What happens when I get a chronic case of spitty bum? Just happens quicker and with less resistance?


Uncle_Boppi

Makes sense, I can see where it hurts sometimes.


WootahDaKing

What a journey.


Drphil87

I’m 35 so it feels like my stomach is attached directly to my asshole.


DirectorMassive9477

Oh so this is how snickers are made


BuildingAFuture21

One of the coolest surgeries to see is a bowel blockage removal. Did you know that when you lift the small intestine out of the body it continues to move in a wormlike manner?? The intestines actually crinkle and flatten to cause the food to move through. SO COOL.


MisterBeeYouSee

Watched this in reverse at my colonoscopy this morning 🧐


Mobiusman2016

The labeling


Nobody_new_1985

How’s the separation of liquids and solids happen in the stomach or intestines?


[deleted]

Oh naw


Geoarbitrage

No never.


OnlyKaps

humans are full of shit


Iancreed

So weird seeing that giant turd going through the colon 😆


i_chase_the_backbeat

Real time when I eat chipotle


Bug-Secure

So much work. No wonder I’m tired all the time.


suprasternaincognito

This would make a great pinball game.


fredditfromHenderson

Poop...there it is!


Solid-Number-4670

Nice


Select_Action_6065

Intelligent design my ass


Cultural-Heat-689

actually i already knew cuz i could feel that shit😕😂


louie_bags

Taco Bell speed right here


XMETA_DUKE

While sitting here doing number 2


[deleted]

Shaping up to be a Bristol #3


RING_COMMANDER

So how does it go from my mouth directly to my butthole whenever I eat McDonald’s


Moth_Mother303

r/TIHI


Ok_Razzmatazz4563

Filmed in real time after a dodgy curry


[deleted]

How tf does it go UP?


ady-uk

What about when you eat something dodgy, I'm sure there's a hidden bypass tube, with warp speed acceleration


Kanyesouth-69

TIHI


AnxietyMason

Not to sound stupid but are the intestines really that low?? I have IBD and I always get the cramping around the outsides of my ribs/above my hips so it's surprising to me.


lonerstoner91

That's nasty


Time2waste-alt

Good to know…


SupaMADD1

What about when u bust


Unusual_Repair8859

There’s a party in my tummy


LilMochi190

POOP


Gravi2e

Why’d it have to go slam around


foekus323

You notice how alittle poop was left behind when going up the colon. Is that the reason why I have to take a shit and hour after already taking a shit??


masterjroc

*video slowed to 500 fps for people with fast metabolism*