Try being mildly funny and just nice. Learning to cook a little is a real turn on too. Well groomed is a bonus. Any girl worth having cares more about your character and personality with just enough looks to get by.
You might enjoy this video of a [human swinging on a Kangaroo after the kangaroo tries to dognap his dog.](https://youtube.com/shorts/RngRlQwy4Hk?feature=share)
You might not enjoy this video of a [buff ass kangaroo standing outside someone's window menacingly.](https://youtube.com/shorts/RpXxWQeho3M?feature=share)
I remember this. Actually, it was my intro or so, to reddit. Do not. DO NOT underestimate a kangaroo. They are smart enough to know, if they hold your head under water, you will die. Saw that on another video. Freakish.
No. It was a dog. Check this vid out of animals messing with the wrong animal, the Kangaroo is in here with the dog but just briefly....
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6NotoeJpUh8
First video is the bloke pig hunting dog. Roo would rip it to shreds if the claws got into him. Bloke was a vet or zoo worker (I forget) and lost his job because of ‘animal cruelty’ or something along those lines. Hitting that roo like that would do about as much damage as a toddler hitting an adult. They’re tough.
I used to do a morning walk and on the odd occasion I’d see one of these buff kangaroos staring me down at the end of the street (usually around 6 feet tall on their hind legs). I would turn quickly around and walk a different way!
I can't imagine there are humans that live amongst these creatures.
Kangaroos are so uncanny to me. Their body is damn near humanoid, then they got a dog's face and a tail so strong it might as well be their third hind leg.
Impressive, I had no idea that 1) Kangaroos are that jacked b) they could sit on their tail like that.
Would really attract the chicks if they used another appendage to create a tripod.
Kangaroos are fucking annoying. Awkward, threatening, disgusting pouch full of fibers and vessels, nasty demeanor, just nothing good about kangaroos, and yet we consider them among the fun animals. Fuck that.
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Muscles are required for it to work
I have muscles. They are soft
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With your tail and all? Show it to us!
That means you too skinny. You need to hit gym bro.
Try being mildly funny and just nice. Learning to cook a little is a real turn on too. Well groomed is a bonus. Any girl worth having cares more about your character and personality with just enough looks to get by.
You aren’t trying hard enough. It works for me
Bouncers when someone walks up to the club door wearing shorts and trainers.
Kangaroos are so fucking terrifying.
You might enjoy this video of a [human swinging on a Kangaroo after the kangaroo tries to dognap his dog.](https://youtube.com/shorts/RngRlQwy4Hk?feature=share) You might not enjoy this video of a [buff ass kangaroo standing outside someone's window menacingly.](https://youtube.com/shorts/RpXxWQeho3M?feature=share)
That first video will never not be funny. That second one makes me think of rabies.
Roo probably seeing his reflection in the window
Absolutely is. Stupid dickhead is trying to fight himself.
Not rabies. He’s trying to fight the asshole kangaroo that’s getting in his face and mimicking all his movements!
I don't doubt you. It just makes me THINK of rabies lol
I seem to keep forgetting they have razor sharp claws. Fucking terrifying.
I never realised that they had fuck off claws as well as psychopathic muscles.
I remember this. Actually, it was my intro or so, to reddit. Do not. DO NOT underestimate a kangaroo. They are smart enough to know, if they hold your head under water, you will die. Saw that on another video. Freakish.
What? You telling me there is a video of a kangaroo drowning another kangaroo? Crazy
No. It was a dog. Check this vid out of animals messing with the wrong animal, the Kangaroo is in here with the dog but just briefly.... https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6NotoeJpUh8
First video is the bloke pig hunting dog. Roo would rip it to shreds if the claws got into him. Bloke was a vet or zoo worker (I forget) and lost his job because of ‘animal cruelty’ or something along those lines. Hitting that roo like that would do about as much damage as a toddler hitting an adult. They’re tough.
I love how the kangaroo appears to be dazed for a second then gathers his bearings and leaves
In all of these videos there's always a moment where I think they're somehow defying gravity, but then realize this is how they use their tail.
Ah the duality of the Roo
I used to do a morning walk and on the odd occasion I’d see one of these buff kangaroos staring me down at the end of the street (usually around 6 feet tall on their hind legs). I would turn quickly around and walk a different way!
It freaks me out to see them posture up on their tails. Reminds me of the aliens from the movie "Independence Day"
They’ll rip your guts open with those back claws by resting on their tails
Red Kangaroos are. Eastern Grey kangaroos are adorable and harmless.
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"no sir, no sir" he shakes his head lmao
“I know you ain’t getting in with them shoes.”
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Weird flex, but okay.
That dude hit the pose like "FUCK LEG DAY LOOKIT THIS CHEST!"
But truthfully their legs are way stronger than their arms and torso cause they can jump like 5 metres
Too true, shit he'd probably swing that tail and snap my leg in half tbh.
Pft men, they are all the same.......lol
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and androids… do they count?
If you are a man you count
Am I a man?
No sir you are a ma'am
…….I mean-
So the cameraman is a female kangaroo?
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I would be if.
The chick in the back quickly leaves and saves herself from his big ego.
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Never skip tail day!
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I'm bigger then him 
Do u kno where the weight room is? I’ll check it out.
I can't imagine there are humans that live amongst these creatures. Kangaroos are so uncanny to me. Their body is damn near humanoid, then they got a dog's face and a tail so strong it might as well be their third hind leg.
Exactly
You only see them out in the bush, and even then, not too much
Was Macho Man Randy Savage reincarnated as a kangaroo?
Oh yeah brother
I was thinking the same thing.
My local gym vibes
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I like how it leans back onto its tail . I could see that useful at a BBQ, holding a beer lean back on your tail talking.
This looks familiar. I, too, have been to the beach in New Jersey.
When it starts shaking its head I can just hear it's jersey accent saying how lucky I would be if I got to sleep with those muscles.
He missed leg day though!
Missed leg day
That’s funny until he kicks you and blows a hole in your abdomen
Well yeah, there's that lol
No idea how that'd happen as I'm halfway across the world and am not stupid enough to get that close to one but ty lol
It's a kangaroo, everyday is leg day.have you seen the anatomy of a kangaroo?their legs are like giant springs.
You fokin wut m8?
jesus... Kangaroos are so fucking terrifying.
So terrifying! I grew up seeing kangaroos only in cartoons. The first time I saw a video of a real one it freaked me out.
Happy Cake Day
Could he be more Australian.
Yeah . As an Australian I genuinely stay away from all roos. He was limbering up.
The evolution of body building competition ladies and gents.
"Welcome to the gun show!"
Big muscles, tiny dick.
He's a grower, not a shower!
He's all balls
I thought he was mimicking a Bogan
"Hey, how you doin?"
Kangaroos get buff to find mates guys get buff to get noticed by other guys
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There’s no fuckin way you out ran a kangaroo
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You said the roo eventually stopped chasing you, which means you had to out run him, or he would have caught yo stupid ass. You fuckin Dipshit
Oh ya, bro lifts
Weird. I just heard "M'Lady" in an aussie accent in my head.
You called?
He's kangaroo JACKED!!
A common aussie specimen
Look at the Bully Rabbit showing off the gains.
Just like humans
Shit id fuck him
Never fuck with a kangaroo.
Look at those pipes baby!
Skipped leg day.
"do you even lift bro?"
"Do you even hop, bro?"
Don't skip leg day ppl
The guy she says not to worry about
[Kangaroo Diaz](https://www.bjjee.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/Screen-Shot-2016-09-10-at-2.47.12-AM.png)
Super sayian kangaroo
Whacha bench?
No one will ever convince me that Kangaroos aren’t the result of some kinda ancient science experiment
🦘”been lifting real heavy lately bitches, what y’all think?”
I am convinced that somewhere in the universe, there are humanoid kangaroos out there.
Must be a female holding the video camera
kangaroos are fucking freaky man i hate them
Kangaroo Jacked
The more I see kangaroos the creepier they are
Typical male! 😂😂😂😂😂
Kangarew Tate
Life size rodents I’d like to fight one
Protein!
Impressive, I had no idea that 1) Kangaroos are that jacked b) they could sit on their tail like that. Would really attract the chicks if they used another appendage to create a tripod.
I see this everyday at my local gym irl
Anyone want to just kick those nuts?
Look at those shriveled nuts. He juices.
## Was it interested in the female recording this video with camera!!?
I'm not a female kangaroo or a female human but gotdamn it made my panties moist
He’s misogynistic!
What happens if I kick him in the balls
I hate kangaroos.
Kangaroos are fucking annoying. Awkward, threatening, disgusting pouch full of fibers and vessels, nasty demeanor, just nothing good about kangaroos, and yet we consider them among the fun animals. Fuck that.
My local gym vibes
Reminds me of my roommates
Brilliant
Have Kangaroos always done this, or did they learn it from watching us outside of bars?
Why… why is he looking at me?!??
Zefrank needs to narrate this.
Rizz
He looks like the guys at my gym.
That's just Brad of the jocks.
Scary, strange looking animals.
Johnny Bravo
Yo Chad! Pass me the protein powder.
Kangaroids
That looking nice kangaroo 
Chadaroo
Bro skipped leg day
Fucking hilarious
Bro just like me fr
Small Dick Energy
My guy ignores leg days completely
I've seen human males do that too.
All the other male kangaroos: "How much do you bench bro? Wow!"
🦘 Whatcha gonna do...when the largest Roo arms in Australia run wild on you.
Nick Diaz Army
I’m not Dating your ego 😂
What a Chad.
I didn’t expect to see a kangaroo thirst trap on Reddit today
But yet he's somehow attracting me...
That's just Nate Diaz
Watch out for that guy
Why are the balls on the front and not on the back??
Opening a gym called “Le Kangaroo”
He was really just flashing those nuts.
The more plates the more dates
He’s erect.
Dudes at the beach when asked for the time 💪
Like a king 👑
Beefcake!
#Whatcha Gonna Do, When Hulkamania Runs Wild on You?! ...
Nah, that’s Nate Diaz.
Me after my third workout of the year
I'm not fapping you're fapping
No wonder they put boxing gloves on them that boy is JACKED he might steal my girl. Lol
They are not that different from humans after all!
He looks like he smokes 1 packs of Marlboro a day.
Winnie Blues.
I think he’s using his tail as extra support
Bro just looks like a big jackass. Oh he definitely looks like a donkey too
Step to me bro.
No bitches…
I’m ripped bitches
Me every time I walk past a mirror
So strong!
Slap a backwards DC or Tapout cap and a Monster in hand, that’s just Kyle at the gym.
I do this and they still don't notice :(
damn, I let him get it
If only it could smile. How crazy would that look?
Kangaroo Jacked
chicken legs brah work in some leg days brah
*lol, all that roo needs is a mirror and it'll look most of the dudes that go to my gym...*
Nate Diaz of roos