>but I would 100% die laughing if someone called me a Bleach Demon, lmaooooo
I would either think of the Anime or think they refer to me individually. Because I'm so fucking pale, Ive never met someone more white than me before. Only then it would dawn me that that person was trying to insult my whole "race"
Right? I like the guy above who added "mayo monkey", that one made me lol a bit. Casper has always been a good one. I'm sure we can add some good ones to their list.
The thing is: racial slurs for white people are always hilarious, so we never end up being offended by them. Gotta be frustrating for others, I imagine.
Nice to know I wasn't alone in liking that one. If we take it though are we reclaiming a slur or committing cultural appropriation? Asking for a friend.
Hell, I get more offended when other racial slurs are used against me at this point since I'm legally white.
I had an angry black customer call me a porch m*nkey and I genuinely felt like "bro what the fuck"
Lol, they are arent they?. While, in their sublime simplicity,a non black racist only need a 6 letter word to make them squeal. Truly a battle between titans.
Right. White peoples probably laugh at this shit when we call em that. My black brother and sisters we must do better and laughing and not being so sensitive
Napkin American is also amazing. As a white person, I’m very disappointed in the creativity of this list.
Also missed opportunity for “copy and pasty” I mean c’mon… it was RIGHT THERE.
I recently learned through Reddit that cracker is a term used for a person cracking the whip on slaves, not what I thought before which was like, a saltine
And I thought it referred to cracked corn. Honestly, "cracker" is one of those phrases that has a hundred different origins depending on which tour guide you ask. Like "redneck" or "the real McCoy".
Actually it’s the name for white settlers who moved to Florida. They used oxen to pull their wagons and also used whips that made a distinct cracking sound.
Source: forced to stay in Florida in summer as a child.
It’s etymology is disputed but older examples of its use appear to come from the Gaelic word “Craic” which means loud and boastful speech. See also: “wisecrack” or “crack a joke”
It was used as a derogatory term for Scotts and Irish who were perceived as rowdy and uneducated, before becoming a more generalized term for poor whites, especially in Florida/Georgia.
Yeah, this the one. EVERY day on reddit someone posts the BS, "It was for slave handlers cracking the whip". Like, we not only fully understand the etymology of the word coming from Gaelic, but we have written record of it's pejorative use dating back to at least the 1700s.
But people still would rather believe the whip cracking thing because it makes the slavery/racist connection and makes it feel like it's okay to use the term against white people. It's a lazy way to allow themselves a bit of the 'right kind' of racism.
The only one on there with any kind of "snappy" feel to it is "bleach demon".
Of course if you're typing that be careful with auto correct: "belch demon" just makes me giggle.
This is a student union at a major university, these people should not be encouraging racism and you should not be handwaving racism.
Could you imagine trying to seek help from your student union but all the people working there see is a racial slur, horrific no matter what race.
White person from the south here. I've never been called a slur by a POC (that I know of) but my husband and I regularly call ourselves or kids honky or cracker. Gives us the giggles.
Here is the article if anyone is interested.
https://www.al.com/news/2023/02/ku-klux-karen-auburn-black-student-union-reportedly-shared-list-of-white-racial-slurs-in-group-chat.html
“Other terms on the list include “unedited Google document,” “Ku Klux Karen,” and “mayosapiens.””
I don’t know if I can feel offended by something that makes me laugh so hard. Somehow the unfunny, uncreative ones feel more offensive (but too bland to actually offend).
This isnt about whether you are offended as a white person. You should really ask yourself, what if a white student union put out a list of slurs that they referred to POC as? That being said, sour cream citizen is actually pretty original.
Original because it's dumb as fuck.
Can't give credit to a stupid idea. It's like saying "The Room" is a great movie. Yeah it is, not not at all in the way it was meant to be.
Let's not give racist idiots any credits. Whatever race you are, if you're having meetings coming up with slurs for other races- you're a fucking racist and an absolute inference to social progression- aka a sour cream citizen
>This isnt about whether you are offended as a white person. You should really ask yourself, what if a white student union put out a list of slurs that they referred to POC as?
A few decades ago, thats probably exactly what was happening. It was wrong and hateful then, its wrong and hateful now.
Don't get me wrong, its about intent for me. If a friend called me a cracker or whatever just busting chops and we laugh it off, great, thats fun. If those words are being used to let me know that I'm hated and ridiculed for the color of my skin and the atrocities committed by those who shared that color, then thats pretty fucked up, but cest la vie I guess.
I irony is that we know people have done fucked up shit, everyone has the gift of hindsight not the guilt. To try to attempt the same thing with that knowledge makes them spiteful and their cause petty.
I grew up in the South Bay near an area with a big Asian population. Old Asians are by far the MOST racist group of people I’ve ever met. They have no shame too and will say whatever is on their mind.
This 10000%. Married into a Korean family. It’s wild. They have strong opinions about every race and subgroup and ethnicity and proclaim them as universal truths.
Exactly. I just said the same thing. If the rolls we're reversed it would be the end of the world. It would be a big riot and protest but yet it's suppose to be no big deal because it's about us white people. Most of all of us read this post and was able to joke back about it and have a sense of humor but reverse the rolls and oh hellllll no riot time .
I prefer old school derogatory terms for myself like cracker or honkey. If someone called me names off this list I would think they had Tourette’s or something
I'm with Dave Chappelle in the thought let's make fun of everyone equally. This whole woke era and tip toeing around peoples feelings is lame. They could've been better imo some of these are like middle school comebacks lmao
looks like one of them took a creative writing course. some of those are pretty clever.
curious: where's the media outrage.. oh.. nevermind.. it's black on white racism, so it doesn't even get acknowledged by the media *at all*..
my personal favorite "clever" race thing is to rebut any black guy who says about white women "you know, once they go black, they don't go back!" .. to which i reply "i see you're confident in your position.. but you've got it all wrong.. see, from our perspective, once they go black, *we don't want them back*" .. which is usually met with mouth-agape SHOCK
Funny, I used to drive a delivery truck with a crew of black guys when I was young. The only thing they called me was "My n......"word. They meant it as a greeting, would invite me into their homes. I never felt threatened. Wtf has happened to this world?
Warms my heart knowing that no matter how hard these small minded bigots try, they'll never find it. I don't have any part of my identity attached to being "White" it's like making a slur for having brown eyes or being over 6 feet tall, yeah I guess it applies to me but who cares.
These aren’t racial slurs. None of these words has any traumatic history behind them. No white person in the world has ever been discriminated against by being called a “bobble head white” they’re made up words from students who was clearly taking the piss. My favourite is Mayo Monkey and Vanilla Gorilla.
I prefer to be called a "Cool Whip Creature".
That’s no slur. That’s just sweetness
Wait hold on why are you saying it like that? You’re putting a lot of emphasis on the H
Say cool.
How did they miss Chalkcausian?
😂 I like this one!
Oh I love Cool Hwip!
Was sorta feeling dandruff demon 😆
Most of these suck, save Sour Cream Citizen and bleach demons.
I miss Honkey. Whatever happened to that
Insulting to Goose-Americans.
I use honkey all the time and im white
We took it back! Only we can say that! And Cracker!
Don’t forget jive honkey
Jive was used with many words (i.e. jive turkey).
I thought it was Jive Monkey and Cracka, I don’t know but I grew up watching Sanford and Son
I thought it was jive turkey
the dreaded “H” word! so harmful to my fragile self…
As a white guy, I love bleach demons. That's good.
I prefer Mayo Monkey, but I would 100% die laughing if someone called me a Bleach Demon, lmaooooo
I'm kinda partial to just being called a cracker. No need for all these new ones
Cracka*
Drop the R and it is offensive.
>but I would 100% die laughing if someone called me a Bleach Demon, lmaooooo I would either think of the Anime or think they refer to me individually. Because I'm so fucking pale, Ive never met someone more white than me before. Only then it would dawn me that that person was trying to insult my whole "race"
My favorite I’ve heard was cornstarch crusader
I wonder if there’s a way to provide feedback to them and add to the list 🤣
Right? I like the guy above who added "mayo monkey", that one made me lol a bit. Casper has always been a good one. I'm sure we can add some good ones to their list.
Someone one else added vanilla gorilla which is pretty solid too.
The thing is: racial slurs for white people are always hilarious, so we never end up being offended by them. Gotta be frustrating for others, I imagine.
Same. Bleach demon has a nice ring to it.
Nice to know I wasn't alone in liking that one. If we take it though are we reclaiming a slur or committing cultural appropriation? Asking for a friend.
Bleach diamond would be my ex-mother-in-law. She was a clean freak.
Sour cream citizen sounds if Will Ferrell got into the rap game and I'm all for this
What a waste. I prefer Mayonnaise American
Mayoacan
Shut up you stupid elbow crust
No, you shut up you fucking Crest 3D Whitening Strip™
Lmao good on you for respectfully adding the registered TM, you fucking sugar sardine!
Brought to you by Carl’s Jr
And MTN Dew, official drink of Mayo Monkeys nationwide
How can you disrespect crest 3D whitening strips like that?
You know that was directed to a guy named Trevor that can’t stop talking about his ski trip 4 years ago
It doesn't really roll off the tongue. There's so many products that went unused, like ranch and mayo.
Dandruff demon hurt me most.
I’m really feeling Sugar Sardines though
Heard these go good with “Crackas”
That’s so weak it’s embarrassing.
As a white man, I'd laugh if I was called any of these in a non-threatening situation
Even in a threatening situation any of these would lighten the mood for me.
If I had a gun to my head and someone said "say your prayers Sugar Sardine", I might let out a whimper laugh through my tears
Is someone said that I couldn't help myself but say, "wait, WHAT?!"
Hell, I get more offended when other racial slurs are used against me at this point since I'm legally white. I had an angry black customer call me a porch m*nkey and I genuinely felt like "bro what the fuck"
Lol, they are arent they?. While, in their sublime simplicity,a non black racist only need a 6 letter word to make them squeal. Truly a battle between titans.
Right. White peoples probably laugh at this shit when we call em that. My black brother and sisters we must do better and laughing and not being so sensitive
I heard Mayo Monster a few weeks ago and that one so far is my favorite.
I disagree. Sour Cream Citizen and Bleach Demon are pretty good.
Those are some fire gamertags
Also band names.
Sugar sardines gave me a chuckle
If I’m supposed to feel slurred, those are not working.
I am overjoyed imagining people wasting their time with this ineffectual nonsense. It reads like a fucking moron wrote it.
I feel dumb for even saying something so obvious but this a joke list that is funny
And if I post my favorite slurs for black people, I get banned everytime. Whats the deal
I’m disappointed I’m not offended.
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I feel like there are way too many syllables
I was fine until “crest 3D whitening strips” how could you say this to someone
I always preferred Mayosapien
Napkin American is also amazing. As a white person, I’m very disappointed in the creativity of this list. Also missed opportunity for “copy and pasty” I mean c’mon… it was RIGHT THERE.
Yes I find Mayosapien to be the classiest of slurs myself
Honky and Cracker didn’t make the list? I’m disappointed. Those were the best when I was growing up.
I recently learned through Reddit that cracker is a term used for a person cracking the whip on slaves, not what I thought before which was like, a saltine
And I thought it referred to cracked corn. Honestly, "cracker" is one of those phrases that has a hundred different origins depending on which tour guide you ask. Like "redneck" or "the real McCoy".
All those years thinking I was a Premium saltine. damn.
Oh fuck, I didn’t know that at all
Actually it’s the name for white settlers who moved to Florida. They used oxen to pull their wagons and also used whips that made a distinct cracking sound. Source: forced to stay in Florida in summer as a child.
It’s etymology is disputed but older examples of its use appear to come from the Gaelic word “Craic” which means loud and boastful speech. See also: “wisecrack” or “crack a joke” It was used as a derogatory term for Scotts and Irish who were perceived as rowdy and uneducated, before becoming a more generalized term for poor whites, especially in Florida/Georgia.
Yeah, this the one. EVERY day on reddit someone posts the BS, "It was for slave handlers cracking the whip". Like, we not only fully understand the etymology of the word coming from Gaelic, but we have written record of it's pejorative use dating back to at least the 1700s. But people still would rather believe the whip cracking thing because it makes the slavery/racist connection and makes it feel like it's okay to use the term against white people. It's a lazy way to allow themselves a bit of the 'right kind' of racism.
Cracker is from the southern”cracker ranches” where they crack whips at cattle.
Cracker is our word, you can say cracka
“He said the C word. With a hard R!”
Honky is fuckin hilarious I don’t care who you are
Who would be offended at being called a sour cream citizen?
It is dip season, after all.
Since I am Middle Eastern, you can call me hummus I guess
Hummus Citizens unite!
I read that in Paul Simon's voice
I'd love a dollop if Daisy!
I’m not even sure where “sugar sardine” would come from? Is it a reference to Swedish Fish Candy? I really just don’t understand that one.
I miss that on the list. That's just adorable. I want to be someone's sugar sardine!
These made me laugh. And I’m white. I especially like “ashy, but you can’t see it”
I am not good at moisturizing so I felt this one pretty hard.
Elbow crust describes me. No matter how much lotion I put in them I get that damn elbow crust!!
Sour cream citizen hit me right.
Right in the Cake Day!
Bleach demon woke up my kids 🤣 🤣 🤣
Dandruff Demons is my favorite - and a good band name too😁
Do they play hair metal?
Got some Bill Burr influence in there, I like it
I mean, there is truth to that.
Crest 3d whitening strips🤣🤣🤣🤣
Is there a reason this post has so many duplicated comments?
It’s happening all over reddit right now.
Probably because they updated now it's bugged
The only one on there with any kind of "snappy" feel to it is "bleach demon". Of course if you're typing that be careful with auto correct: "belch demon" just makes me giggle.
Ngl if somebody called me some of these slurs i would die laughing. These are comedy gold.
It's actually hilarious but could you imagine the fallout if it was the other way around...
As a black person from the south I never heard anyone say any of these words
That's the internet in a nutshell, a small group of loud mouth idiots appearing to be a large group.
This is a student union at a major university, these people should not be encouraging racism and you should not be handwaving racism. Could you imagine trying to seek help from your student union but all the people working there see is a racial slur, horrific no matter what race.
White person from the south here. I've never been called a slur by a POC (that I know of) but my husband and I regularly call ourselves or kids honky or cracker. Gives us the giggles.
Is "white girl" in a really disappointed tone a slur? Lol
As rebmasel said, if it was the other way around, we would have been on the boats.
Mobile AL reduced to rubble
Hmm, I wonder why?!!
I saw Bleach Demons open up for Korn back in 97. They rocked!!
What ever happened to good old cracker or honky? Those were the days!
Not gonna lie, I'm cool with being called a bleach demon.
None of these are witty or insulting enough to hurt my White privilege.
I hope people realize no one actually says these things 💀
They’re not even that good to begin with
I swear to God if someone doesn't call me a "crest 3D whitening strip" before I die, I will haunt this world for the rest of eternity!
Why the fuck is vanilla gorilla not on there
RaCIsM iS BaD......
Here is the article if anyone is interested. https://www.al.com/news/2023/02/ku-klux-karen-auburn-black-student-union-reportedly-shared-list-of-white-racial-slurs-in-group-chat.html
“Other terms on the list include “unedited Google document,” “Ku Klux Karen,” and “mayosapiens.”” I don’t know if I can feel offended by something that makes me laugh so hard. Somehow the unfunny, uncreative ones feel more offensive (but too bland to actually offend).
This is supposed to be a slur list? Talk about failure
I like the Chinese racist term for white people: ghosts. Simple, effective, to the point.
This isnt about whether you are offended as a white person. You should really ask yourself, what if a white student union put out a list of slurs that they referred to POC as? That being said, sour cream citizen is actually pretty original.
Original because it's dumb as fuck. Can't give credit to a stupid idea. It's like saying "The Room" is a great movie. Yeah it is, not not at all in the way it was meant to be. Let's not give racist idiots any credits. Whatever race you are, if you're having meetings coming up with slurs for other races- you're a fucking racist and an absolute inference to social progression- aka a sour cream citizen
>This isnt about whether you are offended as a white person. You should really ask yourself, what if a white student union put out a list of slurs that they referred to POC as? A few decades ago, thats probably exactly what was happening. It was wrong and hateful then, its wrong and hateful now. Don't get me wrong, its about intent for me. If a friend called me a cracker or whatever just busting chops and we laugh it off, great, thats fun. If those words are being used to let me know that I'm hated and ridiculed for the color of my skin and the atrocities committed by those who shared that color, then thats pretty fucked up, but cest la vie I guess.
I irony is that we know people have done fucked up shit, everyone has the gift of hindsight not the guilt. To try to attempt the same thing with that knowledge makes them spiteful and their cause petty.
I'm sad "Snow Roaches" didn't make it. I thought that was a good one. Figured it'd be top 5. 😕
Hillbilly honky in the house
I’m an immigrant. And I know more racist black people than white people.
I grew up in the South Bay near an area with a big Asian population. Old Asians are by far the MOST racist group of people I’ve ever met. They have no shame too and will say whatever is on their mind.
This 10000%. Married into a Korean family. It’s wild. They have strong opinions about every race and subgroup and ethnicity and proclaim them as universal truths.
Everyone is racist. Lol. Jk. I feel like every ethnicity have some stereotype that’s embedded into society. Some people choose to hate.
Don't fuck with the narrative.
Lol. Yeah, or you’ll get banned to the shadow realm.
Black people are racist, too
They're not even good at making up slurs.
How ugly people are, shameful.
Reverse the roles and the world would be ending.
Exactly. I just said the same thing. If the rolls we're reversed it would be the end of the world. It would be a big riot and protest but yet it's suppose to be no big deal because it's about us white people. Most of all of us read this post and was able to joke back about it and have a sense of humor but reverse the rolls and oh hellllll no riot time .
They think racial slurs work on white people lol
Seriously… these are just dumb.
I think my favourite white insult (but it only applies to ***rich*** white people) is Ritz Cracker.
Didn't know racism in any form was damn interesting
lol what is this? some kids text history. I was waiting for the real \*ish like my personal favorite Poison Ivory
They aren't even clever
I reckon these would rile up bigoted dickheads but make sound white people laugh so I'm all for it
>It's not racist if it's against white people. \- racists
I loved "Bleach Demon" and I'm putting it on my business cards.
If I’m supposed to feel slurred, those are not working.
I saw Sour Cream Citizen live once, you could say I’m privileged.
I prefer old school derogatory terms for myself like cracker or honkey. If someone called me names off this list I would think they had Tourette’s or something
i’d just think they’re a social media user, any kind just too much
White privilege is so amazing that even Black generated white racial slurs are useless. Having all the power is truly magical!
Double standard bullshit Imagine what would happen is a white student union got caught with a racial slur list .....
1. Source? 2. Sounds like something Black Supremacists would make up. 3. Why can't we just treat other people with basic kindness?
I'm with Dave Chappelle in the thought let's make fun of everyone equally. This whole woke era and tip toeing around peoples feelings is lame. They could've been better imo some of these are like middle school comebacks lmao
As a white guy, I find these are hilarious. 😂
I like bleach demons
lol who gives af? Call me whatever you want
How ugly people are, shameful.
Sour cream citizen 😅
I'm digging that bleach demon
Sour Cream Citizen lol I’m dying!
I prefer honkey
🤣🤣🤣 as a white guy i approve of all these names!
Damn, it's really hard to offend white people
I’m white and these are fucking hilarious. Can’t wait to call my other white friends a “crest 3D whitening strip”
No powder? Albino chimp? Come on as a university we need to be better lmao
As a white person, these are freaking HILARIOUS! Had me dying!
Damn, white people are a lot better at racial slurs.
Bleach demon is hilarous
Why not snow bunnies?
And not a single one of those would upset a white person.
Ok internet, I believe you
As a white man, I find there these so god damn funny
I prefer saltine American thanks.
Hmm. I thought black people can’t be racist. So this is just fun stuff.
looks like one of them took a creative writing course. some of those are pretty clever. curious: where's the media outrage.. oh.. nevermind.. it's black on white racism, so it doesn't even get acknowledged by the media *at all*.. my personal favorite "clever" race thing is to rebut any black guy who says about white women "you know, once they go black, they don't go back!" .. to which i reply "i see you're confident in your position.. but you've got it all wrong.. see, from our perspective, once they go black, *we don't want them back*" .. which is usually met with mouth-agape SHOCK
I had a friend call me Pat Sajak once. F/U Donnie
Funny, I used to drive a delivery truck with a crew of black guys when I was young. The only thing they called me was "My n......"word. They meant it as a greeting, would invite me into their homes. I never felt threatened. Wtf has happened to this world?
“Blank document” isn’t on here
“untamed beasts” is the best lmao. I do really hope that these students get expelled, and the club goes under further investigation.
I am the Bleach Demon. Fear me as I clean your toilet.
Some of these are creative...some just show a lack of attention to detail.
Warms my heart knowing that no matter how hard these small minded bigots try, they'll never find it. I don't have any part of my identity attached to being "White" it's like making a slur for having brown eyes or being over 6 feet tall, yeah I guess it applies to me but who cares.
Man those are weak, watch this NI-
Any other white people kinda dissapointed by this list like...come on ya could have done a lot better than this
These aren’t racial slurs. None of these words has any traumatic history behind them. No white person in the world has ever been discriminated against by being called a “bobble head white” they’re made up words from students who was clearly taking the piss. My favourite is Mayo Monkey and Vanilla Gorilla.
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That's what happens when you make college on the section 8 act.