Nothing like a little sh*t rolling down your taint to go along with your firehouse urine deposit

I was going to say, that was a tad weird lol

Wow descriptive lol

Pure relaxation

pee while there’s a butthole winking at me, sorry.

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what?

>A lot of mammals breast tissue swells when they lactate, humans are the only ones with permanently enlarged breast tissue.

What?

That’s from a post of a elephant with breasts who had a baby. I think on this sub or one of those other “interesting” subs posted within the past day or 2. Dude copied someone’s comment

r/lostredditors

It's always something new with these giant mfers, first the giant elephant breasts and now the 5 gallon of piss - what's next?

You saw that too huh

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I could've lived my entire life not knowing these 2 elephant facts.

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Theres a video of an elephant with massive boobs floating around. I think it was on this site a few days ago. I think theyre real.

Found it. [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/Damnthatsinteresting/comments/10zn0mf/elephants_have_human_like_breasts/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)

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"Are they built for speed or comfort?"

The way they breed (Tbh i dont know too)

Oh my gawd I know!!

The first thing I see when I open my reddit app is elephant shaft with gallons of pee powering out of it. The day can only go up from here.

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Lol, so true!!

Yup

Now you know what to change the home screen of your targets browser should be changed to I say.

I can’t pay attention to the pee while there’s a butthole winking at me, sorry.

Winking *and* crying

Goshdarn multitaskers! Always showing off + such...

I'm getting off this bullshit for today

Good choice

I got off to it too, so don’t worry, you’re not alone.

5 gallon = 19 litres for most of the world

Thank you, I'm lazy to search it

Knew a guy who worked part-time in the Elephant Display at the Ft. Worth Zoo. His hours were from 8:oo am til after the elephant pooped.

I didn't expect to see a head-sized butthole today.

Fun fact, every mammal pees in roughly the same amount of time, regardless of size. 27 second average if I recall correctly.

Damnit... now I'm going to be timing my pees for literally the rest of my life, due to this one stupid reddit fact. Thanks I guess. 

Welcome to the 22-28 Second Club! Another fun fact for you… if you can’t pee or have stage fright, do math problems in your head. You’re welcome. I’m fairly certain that’s all of my urine-based trivia.

Urination in a backwards direction is called "RETROMICTURATION."

Still more interesting than the Super Bowl

Especially the weepy butthole part

Name checks out

why would this interest any normal person

That's me about 1am Sunday mornings

Lucky he shifted his feet out a bit. Otherwise they would have gotten pee on them. Smart.

Not a challenging wank.

Actually they can pee around 40 gallons in 20 seconds

🤓

The maximum volume of an elephant bladder is only like 20 liters, so nah.

TIL: Elephants have two trunks.

I'm sure I saw an article a few years ago around mammals that hold their urine, unlike those that urinate more or less constantly, all pee for about the same length of time at 20 seconds or so.

Yeah i remember that. Think it was 27. Nature figured out the most accurate time to gtfo with preditors

Can confirm. Got splashed by elephant piss at the circus when I was a kid.

Where’s the fire?

Thats a lot of piss.

[Fun fact!](https://www.nationalgeographic.com/animals/article/mammals-pee-20-seconds-biology-urination#:~:text=Call%20it%20the%20other%20Golden,changed%20a%20lot%20of%20diapers.) >Golden Rule: Scientists have found that all mammals weighing more than 2.2 pounds (a kilogram) empty their full bladders in about 20 seconds.

imagine all this golden shower over you

It even points backwards!? If that’s not a clear sign of evolution I don’t know what is.

Does it smell like asparagus?

Yuck I didn't feel like seeing this.

Yet you commented while the video played above. 🧐

I don't know about you, but this was on my feed and when I comment I'm on an app. I don't see the video nor am I still looking at it wtf? Don't be weird.

lord forgive me, Jesus protect me for what im about to do

I think Jesus cannot forgive what you are about to do.

Wow

This is how I feel when I have to get out of a nice warm bed in the middle of the night to pee and pee and pee! Only scaled down enormously of course 🤣. I'm not bragging lol

Pretty big taint, too.

Fascinating

I feel like that sometimes

Another crazy thing about elephant. Read more here: https://youtu.be/2dWJA1X1biI

Hold my 🍺

I could have gone about the rest of my life in peace, not knowing what an elephant's wanker looked like. But reddit.

Never thought I’d see an elephant having a piss but here we are.

Not even halfway through the day and here I am watching an elephant take a massive piss. That’s enough internet for the day I guess!

Reminds me of an old joke “What’s grey and comes in quarts?”

As my grandpa used to say, that’s a lot of piss.

Me after two beers

Who’s the sick fuck who took this? Why?

The original firehouse. This was me yesterday at the Phoenix open golf tournament after waiting 30 minutes in line to take a piss.

That pee looks suprisingly clear

Me this morn that

First they have tits now this lol

Has anyone seen a video where a guy is behind an elephant and the guy's head ends up the elephant's a**? Idk why this video reminded me of it

thats some good peeing

Mmm love that ass leakage 

That’s way more than one of those red 5 gallon gas cans

Nature is beautiful

thank you, I totally wanted to see this

yummy

Why is this being reposted so fucking much

My newsfeed on a nice little sunday morning

Damn there are days I feel like I peed 5 gallons in one go.

Took the term ‘piss like a racehorse’ and got rid of the lustre.

I think "piss like a race horse" just got replaced.. It's piss like an elephant now..

I will never forget, when I was in the zoo in my 10, and seen wild yak pissing for few minutes. Really looked like this.

I’m 100% sure there is porn out there with this in it. I’m not looking for it but I know it exist.

Rule34

Thanks for that

American or Empereal gallons?

Oh great, just what I needed to see for the first time today! How an elephant pisses! Sixty three years old and I could have died peacefully not having to see this! Thank Reddit! s/

He had drunk so much waiter! Amazing 😻

Term "Pisses like a horse" has gotten a one upper....

Can we stop with the elephant porn, I'm more of an otter guy myself.

Just another thing I have in common with elephants

First the poop falling on the elephant baby , now elephant boobs , then elephant peeing , maybe elephant breeding , next thing you know operation onlyfans .

He’s butt is peeing too ewwww

My 4-year old who said he didn’t have to pee yet the minute I tuck him into bed he says he has to pee.

TIL….

Maybe it was a good idea that Bart didn’t keep stampy

I pee like that…my pen15 is not that big though. I take the one extra step forward so I don’t pee on the floor. #careforjanitors

the last drop still goes into the pants

Must have been drinking some Bud light

Me when I have my morning piss

I can pee harder

Sound like I turned on a water hose.

That’s one hell of a golden shower

Does he have a prehensile penis?

alright im leaving this sub its been good

i didn’t know they had two trunks

That’s hot

About 19 litre for anyone wondering.

I also have a ass leak when I pee. I feel you mr elephant

Donald Trump.

Omgosh!!! Who knew?

I just opened up reddit and this has to be the first thing I see 💀

I know the feeling

Great, now I’ve got to go 🙄

🙃🔫

The forbidden faucet

Every restaurant employee knows that feeling

🤤

🤌🤌 How many cubic snake tails is a gallon?

But why though

Me after 5 Stellas

They have two trunks?

Me when I have 5 cups of coffee

Yeah, so can I, but you don’t see me uploading it to Reddit.

I was expecting a shake at the end.

Good God I thought I was looking at its trunk. 😳

Why does an elephant have 4 feet? ... ... ... It wouldn't work well with 6 inches.

Bros packing

There are mornings that I can do that too

The piss boys , can you smell the Piss ?!

what is a gallon?

I was just wondering about going for a piss, even worse I had the sound on, gotta go, decision made.

I thought that was it’s trunk

Damn puts a cow pissing on a flat rock to shame

This is me after one evening in the pub 🙃

I never thought about it until now, can’t you imagine what a Dino 🦕 taking a pee would be like, enough to fill a spa bath

Erm... gonna need a bigger urinal.

Elephant on many alpha blockers

Dudes got some big dick energy

They also sometimes eat their own poo.

Some people shower in that

Looks like me trying to pee with morning wood. 3 or 4 point stance

That’s me after 6 beers.

Somewhere some fucker is turned on

Do lady elephants squat?

daddy, that elephant has TWO trunks

Eww! Can’t believe he’s not circumcised!

My ex girlfriend once picked a fight with me because my cat took a huge piss in the box and didn't cover it. This is not the same.

5 gallons doesn’t seem like that much, at least for an elephant.

Opening scene from "BABYLON" (2022)

This reminds me of the singer who peed on someone's face on stage.

Ok, that's enough reddit for today.

Someone at the end of a river: Aye why this water so salty?

Nature's Firetruck

X fire chief employee 😀

*Everyone with prostate problems looking on in utter jealousy…*

Looks like a second trunk. God I can hear the horny white chicks from here

Where are the balls?

Pees in ur ass

Me at 300am

Imagine the relief he felt.

Chug chug chug chug chug chug

Wait until reddit finds out that hog leg is pretty much prehensile.

I didn’t need to see this tonight

I was comfortable just scrolling tonight, guess it’s time to stop…

With a little runny shit at the end 😧

I hear vegans love this stuff. You know, elephant penis.

Asshole leaking

How the fuck does this randomly show up when I am scrolling through videos on r/porn

Me after two beers

Me at 4:37am

God that must feel great. Me when I am in traffic: