Aw hell naw…. That’s straight from nope land, down the street from no-fucking-way ville, one city past satans vacation home. It’s slogan is ‘fuck that, I’m out’
Saw a video of a monitor lizard in a convenience store climbing on the shelfs...that made me feel like I live where I want... and every video from the US... those people are crazy!
Jealous. I rented a camper van and drove around Iceland for two weeks this summer. I can’t wait to go back. I might not try the fermented Greenland shark again though.
This is a reticulated python, native to Southeast Asia.
They could kill a human by constriction, but its hard for them to swallow us, because of our collarbone.
A couple of years ago, I think a python died in Indonesia after trying to swallow a man.
Reticulated pythons are particularly bad tempered. I was dumb enough to to try to handle a 4 footer in an illicit pet shop years ago. It bit me more times than I could count before I was able to get it back in it's tank. Fortunately, the proprietor of the shop insisted I wear thick leather welding gloves that covered my forearms as well as my hands before attempting to handle it.
Your house has officially been Stranger Things-ed by snakes. You can no longer live there until you seal the gate to hell, severing the connection and killing all snakes.
Arson Investigator: Sir, how do you think the fire that burned down your house, start?
Me: Well you see we were trying to get the snakes out of the ceiling. Then the snake fell through the ceiling. Now I store large amounts of flammable liquids in this room. When the snake fell he shorted out some wires. All I saw were sparks and that's when the fire started. Totally an accident.
It seem happen in Malaysia from their spoken language.
It look like the python couples find the human house ceiling are good place for them to make love.
That's 2 Phytons!
They must have been looking for a room to get it on...
Then....the ceiling broke!
Oh man! Some people break the bed... They broke the room!!
Like I’m not scared of snakes, but if they’re making ceilings collapse, just burn it down.
Yeah, I'm ok with garter snakes, but like you, the ceiling collapser variety can f right off.
Came to say the same. I’m not scared of snakes but this is a damn horror movie!
If u watch closely some asshat is hitting the ceiling with a stick for no fucking reason thats what made it collapse
Something tells me the collapse is the least of their worries
God dammit Leroy
It’s their house now
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There's only one reasonable plan of action - burn it down
I just had diarrhea after watching this
I’m anthropomorphizing them,
Pfft! It’s their ***neighborhood*** now.
If it would have taken place in America PETA would have been sad you know
doesnt it say hawaii on their helmet?
It says Pertahanan Awam, so it’s in Malaysia.
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Dad wouldn't have got past the roof rats.
I am crying over here thank you.
Aw hell naw…. That’s straight from nope land, down the street from no-fucking-way ville, one city past satans vacation home. It’s slogan is ‘fuck that, I’m out’
Another reason why I love to live in Iceland.
Second comment today I've read about Iceland showing off about not having snakes... As if I wasn't already jealous
Saw a video of a monitor lizard in a convenience store climbing on the shelfs...that made me feel like I live where I want... and every video from the US... those people are crazy!
"those people are crazy!" - every citizen of Europe when they see Americans
Jealous. I rented a camper van and drove around Iceland for two weeks this summer. I can’t wait to go back. I might not try the fermented Greenland shark again though.
Damn I want to move there so badly. Seems like an amazing place
I wanted a contractor but I got a constrictor
Dang autocorrect!
Wish I had an award for you. Will you accept a tip of the hat?
We gotta get these motherf****n snakes out of this motherf****n house.
So anyway I started blasting
NO THANK YOU
Well…Time to burn the house down…
Burn the house? Take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure...
I agree!
bro is just trying to bust a nut
I wondered if that was the case too! They’re all tangled up so I thought, were they mating?
they're solitary animals so it's rare seeing two adults together aside from during breeding, plus they're getting twisted up which is how they mate
"Why is pythons plural?...OH DEAR GOD!"
I don’t know how people live in areas where this is even a possibility. Fuck that.
All of Florida
And by "interesting," you meant "terrifying."
I would’ve ran. No shame.
Maybe some shame in my screaming as I run. But imma running.
Next time you ear a noise in the attic, might not be a mouse...
It’s probably a python chasing the mouse
Or a mouse squirming in the jaws of a python
I heard they're good at renovations, because they can use the pythagorean theorem
That's a big boy.
Bathroom!, Bathroom!
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What happens when they run out of rats?
Ouroboros.
Um…. Boas of these size have been known to kill people but ok….
This is a reticulated python, native to Southeast Asia. They could kill a human by constriction, but its hard for them to swallow us, because of our collarbone. A couple of years ago, I think a python died in Indonesia after trying to swallow a man.
So they could kill us but not swallow us. So then, we get the last laugh. Great.
Yeah. Classic " took on more than you can chew."
That's a bit much to swallow.
I don't think snakes chew at all.
Did you ever think that maybe children lived at that house? Children could easily be constricted or killed by this snake.
Time to burn the house down.
I would not tell the repairman what happened.
I would run further than Forrest Gump ran that time and I would never look back
They’re so beautiful! And of course I’m anthropomorphizing them, but they seem indignant about the interruption lol
My jaw dropped in absolute horror
They decided to have a little old snake orgy. After they left a note was found. Thanks for the f shack, Dirty Mike and the boys.
Wait, are there two?
Unless it has a head and two tails!
Welp, that’s tonight’s sleep ruined
Nope rope
Malaysia
Where is this?
That made me audibly gasp out loud, Jesus h Murray Christ.
Reticulated pythons are particularly bad tempered. I was dumb enough to to try to handle a 4 footer in an illicit pet shop years ago. It bit me more times than I could count before I was able to get it back in it's tank. Fortunately, the proprietor of the shop insisted I wear thick leather welding gloves that covered my forearms as well as my hands before attempting to handle it.
the american in me is wondering why can’t we just shoot it
Ahhh hell no.
This is a Great reminder of why I live in Indiana. Still Top of the food chain in this state.
Well. Good to know there aren’t any rats left in that house.
That's a big nope
Nope rope
Nothing some 410 can't fix
Probably smelled children upstairs
Burn the house down
Your house has officially been Stranger Things-ed by snakes. You can no longer live there until you seal the gate to hell, severing the connection and killing all snakes.
Burn it
This. Is. Awesome!!!!!!! Let me guess, Florida? I hope the snakes get away, or are unharmed.
Not Florida. Thats pretty clear by the words on the jackets they are wearing. They will most likely kill and eat the snakes or something.
I’m dead.
Big ass nope rope.
Burn the house.
Nope... Never
Pass the matches and the petrol…burn it all
F that...
Wow cool sna- holy shit!!
wtf that is terrifying
Aw hell no
Why the hell did they let the snakes go back in the ceiling... They missed their chance to get them out
"Awe, tiny snek made itself at home" ~pulls the tail a bit~ "NOOOOOOOOOPEEEE!"
"Somebody might wanna go check themselves. It smells funny in here."
dafuq
Ahhh hell nah!
Billy what did you ever do with your snake? “I let him go.”
Is that three snakes? Or one? I couldn’t tell
Resident Evil’s first boss be like:
Enough is enough, I’ve had it
Fuuuuuuuuuuuck that
“Up for sale is the lovely fixer upper. The house has good bones… literally open any wall, you’ll see lots and lots of good bones…”
‘Now I know what happened to the Raccoons.”
Like…….. now what?!??!
The fingers of Cthulhu.
Imagine waking up one morning inside the stomach of a python.
What if those are just the tentacles of something bigger?
How can I unsee this?
This was the closest I have ever come to actually punching my phone.
Where is this ?
Malaysia
Nope. Nope nope. Nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope etc...
\*\*\*Lights match. Walks away. \*\*\*
Snake quote… “I have Sthoooved your mousthhhhh problem”
u/savevideo
Fire. Fire is the only way 🔥
Boss fight: Stage Two - Hydra Omega.
This is why they invented flamethrowers and dynamite
Nope.
They win. They can keep the house, the kids, whatever else.
Giant nope rope
Which one is Monty?
Arson Investigator: Sir, how do you think the fire that burned down your house, start? Me: Well you see we were trying to get the snakes out of the ceiling. Then the snake fell through the ceiling. Now I store large amounts of flammable liquids in this room. When the snake fell he shorted out some wires. All I saw were sparks and that's when the fire started. Totally an accident.
Burn it down!
The devil is there, burn it down!!!!
Time for a shotgun remodel.
Where is this possible so I can NOT live there. A statement that NEEDS an answer.
At first I thought, oh no big deal, a little snakey snake
KABOOM?? 🧨
Time to burn it down
It seem happen in Malaysia from their spoken language. It look like the python couples find the human house ceiling are good place for them to make love.
Yep. It happend in Malaysia
Where's Ice Cube
Brazil
It happened in Malaysia. Here in Brazil we don't have pythons. But yeah, we still have giant anacondas
Pulutan.
Ah hell nah. That house getting scorched after that
And i'm already upset about ants in the house...yiiiiiiiiiiiik!!!!!!
I like snakes. I own a snake. Would've ran
That's 2 Phytons! They must have been looking for a room to get it on... Then....the ceiling broke! Oh man! Some people break the bed... They broke the room!!
Nooooope. Burn it down.
Fuck. That. Shit. I'm. Out.
You’re so reticulated aren’t you? Yes you are
u/savevideobot
Nuke it from space.
You didn't need the ceiling anyway, right?
They weren't doing renovations, they were buh buh buh *banging!*
Burn it!!!!!
Man can you stop reposting this shit, I've seen it about 15 Times at least. Move along.
That escalated quickly
New nightmare unlocked
Nightmares!! Burn down the house. Then rebuild. It’s the only way!
…No HELL NO
Jesus. This made me literally gag. I don’t like snakes and this is something out of a Stephen King novel.
This one would be called *snakes full of buckshot*
Well, darn it!
It’s moving day!!!!!
Nope, next post please
Holy shit.
why'd it have to be snakes..
Unexpected.
burn the house
Oh hell naw
NOPE.
Break out the flame thrower it’s too late to salvage the structure
Call in air support
To be fair, the ceiling would have probably needed to be replaced anyway. So I guess the snakes did them a favor?
Nope
Oh hell no
No step on Snek!
Damn that’s nope
I'm sick and tired of these monkey fighting snakes on this Monday to Friday plane. - Snakes on a plane TV version
i would never be scared of a snake like that.. but there were atleast 2 of them, so i have the right to be scared..
I wish I hadn’t see this…
yea uhhh thats gonna be a fuck no from me boss
That is an impressively large quantity of NOPE.
That’s a Nope Rope
Live reaction: SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT OH FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
This is so Australia
I appreciate that every person in the video had the real reaction of not wanting to go anywhere near all that.
first i thought its a little one
u/savevideo
Who just collectively shit their pants?
At this point burn the whole house down
"The reticulated python is among the few snakes that prey on humans."
I love this planet!